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Guess what my feelings were when I had a crush on the original aloy and they made her into Lego!! I was like a flimsy droid in front of the of the OG Lego cannon!!
Way ahead of you, non-Tallneck haver
https://preview.redd.it/outppg9efo9d1.jpeg?width=3456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f4913416cf03fceb22a983fdb4db82e9a938bfe
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Me when her little foot holes get dirty.
If she got one of these:
https://preview.redd.it/iaj1rv4u1l9d1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=f110367ce804041ca94129008c2cce8fc0319135
We in business.
You like kissing bricks don’t you?
https://preview.redd.it/tcshsa0rt4ad1.jpeg?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b3e8dd12b93946cebfc645f103176c88f41e1c8
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Bone🥵💦
Oh yeah! I love Bone too!🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
The book right?
The book is good but I’m talking about everyone’s favorite buff guy from the Aslume: Bone
https://preview.redd.it/tb4n9gufbl9d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b8e6885701b851406131a9361d93503478e838a
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Boner 🦴🩻🩻🦴🦴🦴🥵🥵🥵
🤝
https://preview.redd.it/6wrfwazusl9d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd3ce2125cc66d2ecd6251ca5088b853b46d58e8
I saw this and screenshotted. 😫
The thought of studs shooting out my urethra is enough to permanently put me off masterbuilding.
Kidney stones
Guess what my feelings were when I had a crush on the original aloy and they made her into Lego!! I was like a flimsy droid in front of the of the OG Lego cannon!!
Man I miss when we were just posting feet pics with Rex in the foreground
Just wait till I get an Aloy minifig.
Way ahead of you, non-Tallneck haver https://preview.redd.it/outppg9efo9d1.jpeg?width=3456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f4913416cf03fceb22a983fdb4db82e9a938bfe
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY
/J because Aloy is always hot /UJ because Aloy is always hot
https://preview.redd.it/qqm1h77rcz9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dec791a0b9045ec65c0bc1fcd51f8ee0c28e51cb 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
https://preview.redd.it/ltpwv0qrhm9d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=359f16cbe4877d30072778a850bc341a3e81e7b8
https://preview.redd.it/0fn952wcmm9d1.png?width=859&format=png&auto=webp&s=c8da3a4288bb84db8d0f387cbe3c0568adee83e0 Me when her little foot holes get dirty.
https://preview.redd.it/thn2w53yhl9d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf0d6c405e3465272c6d1cac23f337a0afa562a4
https://i.redd.it/n8iurq9vqp9d1.gif
Im sorry who is WHAT https://preview.redd.it/j6yq9qsukk9d1.jpeg?width=278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e0afd28e2008ed8709057e857e8ccb17b13d0a3
Lego. Aloy. Is. SEXY! I want her to smash me into a million pieces with a giant brick separator.
So you’re into pegging 
If she got one of these: https://preview.redd.it/iaj1rv4u1l9d1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=f110367ce804041ca94129008c2cce8fc0319135 We in business.
Plating
You’re not?
Nah I ain't on that gay shit
>sex with woman >gay So genius
https://preview.redd.it/ip2sg26qxk9d1.jpeg?width=356&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a26751b491bd58d649f71819691e3d8f9e07332f
Is she stupid?
Why are you simping for a piece of Plastic?
Not just a piece of plastic. A handful of high-quality pieces of plastic with designs printed on them. And together they make a bad bitch.
Would you still love her if she had a microfighter?
Especially if she had a microfighter.
(Kissing sounds)
✋I will not kiss you. I am saving myself for Aloy.
No, that’s you kissing a minifigure duhhh
Oh thank goodness! I was worried I almost cheated on her!
Nah you good homie
I've got to buy that figure for...research purposes For real, that woman is built like a Lego goddess
Global warming
Global warming is based? 😱😱
I kept looking for Rex in the background but can't find him. Where joke?
I’m right here.
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. . . . . . . . . ...would
When is this game being released
Never, she isn’t allowed to leave me. (Holiday 2024)
You like kissing bricks don’t you? https://preview.redd.it/tcshsa0rt4ad1.jpeg?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b3e8dd12b93946cebfc645f103176c88f41e1c8
Brickkisser
What
Comrade, you are only allowed to make army of clones
I’m going to make an army of baby figs with Aloy.
Then don't forget to add helmet holes to baby figs
Naturally. Only the best.
Just wait their gonna make here ugly next
Cus she is in a desert environment
Aloy in general is just hot. It’s slightly weird that you choose the Lego version specifically, but who am I to judge another’s taste?
fuck off gooner
Come kill me with arrows like Aloy!
you are down bad, just letting you know, you cant fuck lego
Oh, I see you are the Lego fuck expert. Do you have a degree in fucking Legos?
yes, i have a phd in it actually
Aloy gonna ph this d lol gottem