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NoMenu3825

The coilhead would have an identity crisis and explode


Skeletonofskillz

Given the part in their bestiary entry about what happens when you study them, this is probably the canon answer.


branbb60

*Vir colligerus, or colloquially named Coil-heads, have not been studied extensively due to their extreme unpredictability and dangerous properties. They have been known to combust into flames when being dissected or even deactivated, and they carry dangerously high levels of radioactive particles.* *Due to this and other reasons, it has been highly speculated they were created as biological weapons of war, although this has not been proven.Coil-heads' visual appearance is that of a bloody mannequin with its head connected by a spring.* *Their defining behavioral characteristic is to stop when being looked at. However, this does not appear to be a hard-and-fast rule. When they encounter a loud noise or bright light they sometimes appear to enter a long reset mode*


Teamboeing737

Lmao


PtitSerpent

You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round


WillCraft__1001

![gif](giphy|hUKjyc5SzXxJaCZIJN)


Donut-Brain-7358

BEYBLADES


kingbloxerthe3

https://youtu.be/M9yBbII5LVk?t=17m10s


RockieFT

yo is that from the mobile game


tokos2009PL

No, from an 80's or 90's song, can't remember correctly


lefrogo

The moment you turn away that thing is gonna do 180 turn and yeet you on a fall breaking all your bones


DisasterBiMothman

That thing doesn't have arms yet replaces your neck with a coil in a matter of miliseconds, I don't think you being on its back is gonna deter it much


Dragoonkog127

It rips off your arms too.


WilliamPlayz1

Yoinks!


DaLoneGuy

you either would loose grip of it as soon as it moves due to how quickly it accelerates or would pass out from the G force and fall off


tokos2009PL

this thing would kill you anyway


Gregiorg

You'll fuckin die is what gonna happen


JamesA129

Perpetual enegery!


Astrofir3

How does one spell perpetual correctly and then misspell energy?


EMC_RIPPER

LMFAO


ThaBoZZk

Coilhead.exe stopped working


BluebirdSmall7577

Black hole?


MDBluebird

Free horse


Two_PointOh

All horses are free if you're good enough at riding them


shitass239

https://preview.redd.it/4xk54vgsow6c1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e17acf6e088400e7784ddcbb4f5126926ec0a418


NoMenu3825

Congrats on getting coilhead aproved!


NoMenu3825

Also this is plagerisim


NoMenu3825

Original artist thttps://www.reddit.com/r/lethalcompany/s/Vs1CLHwn7c


NoMenu3825

https://www.reddit.com/r/lethalcompany/s/Vs1CLHwn7c


NoMenu3825

Wait nvm sorry I'm an idiot


NoMenu3825

Didn't see


yaranzo1

it wouldn't be plagiarism either way.


rabbid_chaos

Dude doesn't understand how memes work


This_Is_A_Bucket_420

Spinning until you can't hold on it, then break your bones


banben12346

Realistically: death Hopefully? SPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMM


N1kt0_

Isn’t it super radioactive?


axeles44

dog chasing its tail


chrisplaysgam

Probably bash your skull against the nearest wall 10 times in a second


nottherealalpharius

It would turn it's head 180 degrees like an owl and just stare you down


EMC_RIPPER

Oh God


Redvictory612

Skitter a little like it’s revving up, then stop and bend its head forward like a bobble head and smacks you right in the face, it knocks you off and same thing as normal happens


TheRealOraOraOraGuy

It will spin really fast slamming you into a wall at terminal velocity.


kingofclubs16

He'd give you a very fast tour of the building your in


Tempest-Stormbreaker

Vinny_SPEEN.mp3


Otherwise_Chef_6242

Just close your eyes & don’t open them until ship tells you loot is close. Titan speed run meta


WhoWont

He would figure out some way to shit down your throat one way or another.


MoonStarWarrior

Nothing good


St34m9unk

It turns with the force of Zeus Your body turns with it Your neck kinda turns with it Your heads kinda slow


NoMenu3825

You die


St34m9unk

No he just gives you a spring neck the traditional way


HoardingBugGodfather

Same thing that happens with scp 173. They will crash into a wall at an alarming speed and splatter you across the walls


NevagonagiveUup

Turns his head around and you kiss


RoundResponsible6018

Isn’t it in the lore that coil heads can just decide to not follow their own rules and move while being watched?


broodje_meloen

​ https://i.redd.it/unxdmrzjb17c1.gif


Ruffles7799

I think he would put his coil inside of you


Discoballer42

You would become a dangerous projectile. Now, if you strapped yourself to the Coilhead, both you and your ride would become a dangerous projectile and probably cause a lot of property damage to the facility you are in.


SugalikesGames

It would run in circles like a dog chasing it's tail


Fav_Dave

Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru?


MilkoChocolat_

You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round


Memeviewer12

Explode, or knock you off with centrifugal force and kill you


child_nightmare

Yoy would go Nyoom


SkeletonC4

https://preview.redd.it/atemqad61y6c1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0edac97f997fd85fac39856b5819bd27b246a96


No_Illustrator528

Sex happens


Hawkins_Stitch

Spins so fast your arms dislocate while gripping it, and fly off like a looney tunes character


Quarterfault

Like dropping a cat with buttered toast on its back


BetaTester704

Enough energy to power a city


Ok_Cow_7935

you fucking die


TG-5436

you spin me right round' baby right round', like a record baby right round' round' round'


Dormideous

What if….what if we weld a seat with a 2 ft truss to the chest? Modders!


Matthias_2108

You get crushed into a wall with Mach 5


ruggedshield

He'd suplex you


SilentScyther

It would rapidly back up and crush you into a wall.


Needassistancedungus

Its head would bend back and get ya


Kind-Proposal8664

https://preview.redd.it/ed0ky9colx6c1.jpeg?width=880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ca06248b7cab8b71e3f71f408055fa9fd40c05e


Dill_PickleOG

Beyblade


Rumplestiltsskins

It's like that one ad where they tape a piece of buttered toast on the back of a cat


c7stagyt

"Hey! it's a coil head. chasing his tail like a dog!"


polelek123

Bro is a f1 racer


Interesting_Rock_991

this song sums it up [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuRwqB9NwVQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuRwqB9NwVQ)


OkabeRintarou0

I mean, i jumped onto one of their heads and looked away and he still got my ass


Puzzleheaded-Race336

All u hear is the kuru meme


GenericCanineDusty

Dont they do their stuff anomalously when they get close? Youll just still die.


rayew21

we go on a cute date


[deleted]

the game crashes