/ul Raw flour and dough can have e. coli and salmonella bacteria, you should probably stop doing that.
It's similar to eggs, the quality standards matter with how likely they are to be poisonous. It'll vary by country or brand of flour you buy.
/ul dry pasta isn't a risk because it's been dried, and instant noodles are pre-cooked.
The bacteria risk is mostly with things like raw flour or dough. It's why you're not supposed to eat cookie dough, even if it tastes good. That also goes for things like frozen pre-made pie crusts
/ul Fuck, I’ve been experimenting recently with making creams and sauces and many require you to put flour in without baking it… guess I gotta figure out how to decontaminate the flour first.
Yeah, everyone else can do that too. The issue isn't that it just inherently makes you sick, it's the chance that it's contaminated with something dangerous. Please stop. You're gambling every time.
*me and my coworkers pouring boiling water over the noodles during lunch break*
The gods are dead, and we have killed them. How shall we comfort ourselves? The murderers of all murderers.
AFAIK mites die at roughly 60°C so if you pour boiling water on them, it should def. kill them.
Another way of killing them seems to be to freeze them at -15°C or lower for 48 hours.
https://preview.redd.it/kjuzpyq7kw4d1.jpeg?width=746&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=deb9fe9a35adb0bd5769e90e3d4c8f933ba7f161
/ul about the fact that your gonna die :(
/ul at some point we need to accept the existence of tiny lifeforms everywhere, wether it is on our food or even our bodies. Most of them are harmless.
Dude, if you want to get some proper vitamins in your diet, eating bugs is the way to go. Scientific studies -hosted at Cambridge university (https://www.britannica.com/topic/University-of-Cambridge)- have found that most household bugs contain healthy amounts of Zyphoglophin. Zyphoglophin is a protein necessary for the brain to properly build rhibosomic tissue necessary for long term memory and motor functions. Scientists have found that eating every bug that you find around your house is a great exercise that easily gets you up to speed on your daily dose of Zyphoglophin. You don’t even need to cook them, most bugs (especially ants) can be eaten in mass quantities raw with no digestive issues! Personally, I try to eat around 100-550 ants per day to keep my mind sharp and my stomach happy. Trust me, it works!
/ul basically just exempts you from having to lie and can speak normally. If you don't use it, either no one understands the point you're making because they think you're lying, or you're crucified for not lying
/ul it actually does work like that, as long as the object is close enpugh and in focus it doesnt matter how it is set up.
Looks like they are using a relatively low zoom and an image like that is convincing.
All they did was infect the noodles, no reason to falsify the way a microscope works
/ul they would probably just die when you put the noodles in the boiling water, so this is no biggie
/ul that was what i was thinking too lol
I sometimes eat those noodles raw but I got them super sick ass stomach acid so no biggie💪
Same here, I can eat raw noodles, pasta and pie dough without being sick 😎
Con... gratulations?
/ul Raw flour and dough can have e. coli and salmonella bacteria, you should probably stop doing that. It's similar to eggs, the quality standards matter with how likely they are to be poisonous. It'll vary by country or brand of flour you buy.
/ul Wtf I’ve been eating raw noodles for years and never gotten sick
/ul dry pasta isn't a risk because it's been dried, and instant noodles are pre-cooked. The bacteria risk is mostly with things like raw flour or dough. It's why you're not supposed to eat cookie dough, even if it tastes good. That also goes for things like frozen pre-made pie crusts
/ul damn, I was always told you shouldn’t eat it due to the raw eggs, but this makes sense too…
/ul same :) tasty
/ul Fuck, I’ve been experimenting recently with making creams and sauces and many require you to put flour in without baking it… guess I gotta figure out how to decontaminate the flour first.
You could make a roux. It's just flour and fat cooked, and it's very good
Do people get sick from that?
I dunno, I was told they do
/ul Yes, raw flour can carry harmful bacteria
Oh shit Well seems like I got immunity too
I don't.... hahahaha who would do that?!
Yeah, everyone else can do that too. The issue isn't that it just inherently makes you sick, it's the chance that it's contaminated with something dangerous. Please stop. You're gambling every time.
That doesn’t kill them. If you eat this you die and you’re stupid for thinking anything can kill them. It’s not a common misconception whatsoever
Why are you telling the truth? People totally never want the truth.
If you believe it still be there in my pan , just soak those noodles with flowing water n rinse it ! Ig then it should not be concerned !
these bugs have been living on noodles for thousands of years a mere boiling water is nothing to such devine beings
*me and my coworkers pouring boiling water over the noodles during lunch break* The gods are dead, and we have killed them. How shall we comfort ourselves? The murderers of all murderers.
We ritualistically desecrate the fallen gods with dried plants and the powder of ground animals
Is that you nietzche?
AFAIK mites die at roughly 60°C so if you pour boiling water on them, it should def. kill them. Another way of killing them seems to be to freeze them at -15°C or lower for 48 hours.
/ul that is if they are actually there and not just put there with some dust
/ul extra protein in a food that otherwise is incredibly nutrient poor
No biggie? Well yeah, I’m pretty sure he died back in ‘97
/ul extra protein
So it's free protein. Gains.
Sure they die, but are their lil boiled corpses still bobbing around in there!?!?
Mmm yummy dead bug noodle
Unless you are one of those savages that eat em raw.
/ul I’ve eaten those instant noodles raw…
/ul that's why you boil it and rehydrate it
/ul I eat these like biscuits, I guess I'll die
https://preview.redd.it/kjuzpyq7kw4d1.jpeg?width=746&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=deb9fe9a35adb0bd5769e90e3d4c8f933ba7f161 /ul about the fact that your gonna die :(
Eating these guys will cause discernible damage to your body anyway
/ul UPDATE nevermind google pancake syndrome
ul/ say what it is jfc
you turn into a big tasty pancake and i'm going to eat you
diarrhea and dementia 14% chance
You’re right. I stopped eating this processed crap a long time ago. Your body has a hard time breaking it down.
/ul at some point we need to accept the existence of tiny lifeforms everywhere, wether it is on our food or even our bodies. Most of them are harmless.
Tiny lives matter.
How about large lives matter, you racist man!!!??? 😠
Come on now big lives matter and small lives matter there's no need to be racist. You could say that all lives matter... wait
/ul unless you're allergic lol. But then again, you can be allergic to a lot of things, from dust to sun
Ul/ correction: Most of them are harmless, for most people. Better ?
Atoms are basically tiny little people. They live in societies such molecules, metals, crystals, ramen noodles, etc.
/ul the fda allows a specific amount of bugs in our goods
That's really gross. I hate eating extra protein
Me too! Screw protein! 😡😡😡🤬😡🤬
/ul this man likes eating bugs smh
Dude, if you want to get some proper vitamins in your diet, eating bugs is the way to go. Scientific studies -hosted at Cambridge university (https://www.britannica.com/topic/University-of-Cambridge)- have found that most household bugs contain healthy amounts of Zyphoglophin. Zyphoglophin is a protein necessary for the brain to properly build rhibosomic tissue necessary for long term memory and motor functions. Scientists have found that eating every bug that you find around your house is a great exercise that easily gets you up to speed on your daily dose of Zyphoglophin. You don’t even need to cook them, most bugs (especially ants) can be eaten in mass quantities raw with no digestive issues! Personally, I try to eat around 100-550 ants per day to keep my mind sharp and my stomach happy. Trust me, it works!
/ul are you like sticking your hand into anthills or smth?
ul/ i have mico plastics in my blood, you think a few bugs will stop me
good that i was eating noodles in my life
Can confirm I was the noodles, your mouth was very uncomfortable to be in ngl 🙃
vore?
Yeah
/ul Boiling water:
/ul indeed
I just got here what does /ul mean
/ul basically just exempts you from having to lie and can speak normally. If you don't use it, either no one understands the point you're making because they think you're lying, or you're crucified for not lying
Oh thank you so much. I will definitely be having fun lying from now on.
We totally crucify people in this sub
That's why they say: "they hated him for he spoke the truth" Ul/ him = Jesus
ul/ arent those dust mites? they're entirely harmless and they're everywhere theres house dust these noodles are just dusty
/ul Yeah I'm sure we inhale/eat thousands if not hundreds of thousands if not millions of these in our lifetime lol
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/ul wait, you mean to tell me switching to a smaller lens that's farther away from the sample DOESN'T increase the magnification?
It does. This is in fact how divergent lenses work.
Wait, is that /ul? I'm not familiar with the exact mechanics of microscope optics, so I can't tell if that's real or not
Im extremely smart and i don't make mistakes
/ul it actually does work like that, as long as the object is close enpugh and in focus it doesnt matter how it is set up. Looks like they are using a relatively low zoom and an image like that is convincing. All they did was infect the noodles, no reason to falsify the way a microscope works
Yummy 🥰
Worst opinion I have ever heard!
You gotta get protein in some how
you remembered to unlie
Yes
Good news is that these things aren't all over your skin and inside you, cause if they were you would get really sick
/up can y'all send a real video about these searches on insta-noodles
/up
this isn't looking like a lie
😃
Extra protein
That why i eat noodles lol. Pick them, throw carbs in trash
I ben eat insta nodle all my live an i turd out complet fine idc!!!!!
If I see them they exist
I knew this was the lie sub and wasn't concerned.
The Old Ones in my noodles soup : exactly how I enjoy best my noodles soup
thats how a microscope works
The thing is that bugs and bacteria are in most dry foods that's right you were already eating the bugs to look at a bag of oatmeal sometimes.
How is this a lie
Eh who cares I'm not dead yet
Your ramen have crabs.
Why is bro removing the protein 😭
/ul I was like "Wtf this can't be real" then i read the subreddit's name and felt very dumb. I want my 30 seconds back
So delicious 🤤🤤🤤
mites. Dont be afraid, you dont want to know what your are 'eating' when sleep or Take a breath.
Imma show this to my brother
That's exactly why you don't cook the noodles
Because your processor acts as an equalizer according to the graphs
/ul i might die, i already ate raw noodles.
this is very concerning. those bugs will cause your body to instantaneously combust when you eat them
when U. Cook Ur noodles everything does on the boiling hot water so it's not that bad
Whenever there is food and a microscope I've learned not to watch
That’s scary 😟😟
It didn't take me half the video to see I was in Lies
The hydrochloric acid is gonna do its job idc 👍🏼
so thats why i have diarrhea after eating noodles
/ul I would eat it anyways Extra flavor
So, extra protein? Nice.
More protein
Protein 😋😋😋😋😋
Thanks for ruining noodles for me
Yum yum, protein 😋
Added protein!
Side question Does anyone know what that music is called?
/ul Black Star - Lustmord I think
/ul happy to know I'm getting extra protein when I have noodles now 😃
extra protein
extra protein.
This person is very skilled at breaking Ramen, look easily they managed to fit most of it into the dish!
Should have added a disclaimer. I nearly showed this to a person with a fear of microorganisms. Anyways, free protein, nice.
No my guy they are in your noodles right now!
Extra protein
Yum 😋
I imagine after boiling those, they aren't going to party for long
Guess I better not eat them raw! (I did used to eat some ramen raw)
This felt like an art piece
Y'all realize this is where the chicken flavor comes from, right?
Protein
Thankfully we dont boil and clean stuff before we eat
Would this make those noods non-vegan?
hiiii :3 hiiii ^_^
Bradley Ramen here. Friendly reminder that I invented ramen to fix your toilet bowl and countertops
These are immune to boiling water! If you eat them you will explode and die!
/ul im pretty sure it’s fake because there is no contaminated area other other than one specific spot and the rest of the noodles look clean
Ul/ I think forgetting things on command would be a fairly useful skill.
Make him spit it out!!!! Greedy fecker
mmmmmmm extra nutrients
I'm glad they found a way to up the protein, now I don't have to add whey protein to my ramen to make it "balanced"
Extra protein 😋
that is why you boil noodles.
Im 100% sure he did not leave it outside for the bugs to enter!!! And Im also 100% sure that boiling water does not fix this
So it's not vegan?
Not in the literal sense, no. But they wanted to live there, therefore its consenting to be part of the food, so morally a-ok for vegans.
That reminds me I almost forgot to buy noodles on the way home.
Free protein
Well they're delicious
Yum, extra meat in my noodles!
Video show noodle be take by closed box or after be in air?
/ul the music sucks ass i swear to god
Free protein
Those are the flavor spiders weaving their web of deliciousness in your noodles
-switches to lower objective -magnification increases This is an accurate video on how microscopes work
ok but have you seen the inside of my gut? I think these little dudes showed up with an invitation.
Yummy
/ul so cook it
While boiling water kills them, you do still ingest their corpses right?
Microorganisms are not everywhere on the planet, and should not be on your ramen
Is that the microscope channel that was exposed to do this fake vids just for bait and misinformation? Edit for typo.
Eat ze bug
Nice try fed
those are not incredibly cute little things
/ul What's the downside? I only see extra protein.
/ul where is the lie
/ul That’s why you boil it
OH NO NOT THE RAMEN LICE
What is the name of this song?
Un/lie Mmmm love me some mite flavored noodles
Im not hungry rn
perfect material for fixing a sink!
Dont worry about the food poisoning, just mix it with some glue and plaster over it.
Music?
That looks like a type of dust mite. Mostly harmless, but they can irritate your skin if you're allergic. I happen to be allergic.
Thank you. I hate this.
/ul Don't care, yummy is yummy.
mmm bugs
Extra protein
if I take a shot every time someone makes an "extra protein" joke, I'd still be alive
Yeah I know, I love bugs in my ramen
Hope they have a good time in my stomach lining
/ul I mean. They might be. I don't own a stephostoscop
The music makes this so scary i basically shadded and came in my pants
Highly processed food with some bugs.
That's the protein right there. Yummy yummy.
GOOD THING YOU BOIL THEM.