This is an experience thing. Ground with some cover - leaves, moss, pine needle, etc - will produce a lot less splash then hard ground. Also - go before you \*really\* have to go and the stream will be lighter and more controllable. YMMV.
Use a tree, squat using it as a back support, like doing a wall sit.
It'll be a hell of a lot easier than trying to find a bowl and scissors in the woods or on the side of the road.
I just found out recently that doing a full squat, feet flat on the ground, is very difficult for people. I'm not super into fitness/stretching but for some reason this is something I've always done a lot. Didn't realize it was a skill. No tree needed.
I say tree because it gives a place for the stream of pee to go. That way, the stream doesn't necessarily head toward your shoes!
Full squat is definitely an option, but when I've used this method, when hiking, it tends to lead to the stream getting on your shoe.
See, I bought one of these for when I used to be a flagger. It works great and all, but what no-one tells you is how hard it is to convince your body to open the floodgates in a standing position, at least for me
I had the opposite issue, I opened the flood gates the first time I used it and the rectangular slit at the bottom wasn't big enough to let the pee out as fast as it was filling up, so it overflowed and I got pee all down my legs and all over my pants :(
That's the only time I've ever had to use it so I haven't had the chance to practice with it, but next time I'll have to remember to somehow pee slower. 😂
I have the Venus to Mars version for camping, the flexi didn’t work as well for me but the concept is the best thing. Being able to stand and pee in the woods is awesome.
The splash back onto your feet is so annoying! Especially if the ground is hard. I've had more success taking my feet wider and experimenting with how you tilt your pelvis.
A Go-Girl made for outdoor/hiking is great option. My wife has one and packs it in her purse, packs down slightly larger than tampon, reusable and cleanable and with some practice you can use a restroom without ever sitting down or having to squat awkwardly over the toilet. Or even need a restroom like you’re one of the dudes.
Also it’s a fun time seeing your wife pee on a tree like a guy lol
This presumes there’s a toilet seat, possibly attached to a toilet, nearby, therefore rendering makeshift measures that may include a waxed paper bowl and scissors, redundant.
im almost certain it will be easier to find a bathroom than a waxed paper bowl and pair of scissors
I assumed it meant you should bring these if you are going camping or hiking or something.
You beat me to it
Alternatively, find an incline to pee on so the flow is downhill from your shoes.
Then you risk falling forward into your own piss
Never even heard of this happening to anyone. Have you just picked a really steep slope?
Maybe it’s happening and no one is talking about it.
Trust me - if one of my friends or family fell down a hill into their own piss they'd be dining out on that story for years.
I think that indicates you should stop drinking for the day.lol
And if the ground is within a foot or two there’s still splatter potential
This is an experience thing. Ground with some cover - leaves, moss, pine needle, etc - will produce a lot less splash then hard ground. Also - go before you \*really\* have to go and the stream will be lighter and more controllable. YMMV.
edit; don't piss into the wind whilst climbing uphill.
Yeah I never understood thism. Yes it's easier for me to pee in nature without a doubt. But women can squat and pee down a small hill and be fine
Use a tree, squat using it as a back support, like doing a wall sit. It'll be a hell of a lot easier than trying to find a bowl and scissors in the woods or on the side of the road.
I just found out recently that doing a full squat, feet flat on the ground, is very difficult for people. I'm not super into fitness/stretching but for some reason this is something I've always done a lot. Didn't realize it was a skill. No tree needed.
I say tree because it gives a place for the stream of pee to go. That way, the stream doesn't necessarily head toward your shoes! Full squat is definitely an option, but when I've used this method, when hiking, it tends to lead to the stream getting on your shoe.
It's a very comfortable position
No. Words.
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See, I bought one of these for when I used to be a flagger. It works great and all, but what no-one tells you is how hard it is to convince your body to open the floodgates in a standing position, at least for me
I actually practiced a few times in the shower to get over this problem :D
Yup, I highly recommend this. It's hard to get it just right, and if you're not careful you'll get piss on your pants. Practice first!
I had the opposite issue, I opened the flood gates the first time I used it and the rectangular slit at the bottom wasn't big enough to let the pee out as fast as it was filling up, so it overflowed and I got pee all down my legs and all over my pants :( That's the only time I've ever had to use it so I haven't had the chance to practice with it, but next time I'll have to remember to somehow pee slower. 😂
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I could have used this so many times in my life! Thank you for sharing! I’m buying one NOW!
Yeah - I don't want to carry around a urine covered implement. I'd rather just squat like women have been doing for thousands of years.
I have the Venus to Mars version for camping, the flexi didn’t work as well for me but the concept is the best thing. Being able to stand and pee in the woods is awesome.
She wee is the best. It's good to keep one in your car for long drives.
Which half do you use?
The splash back onto your feet is so annoying! Especially if the ground is hard. I've had more success taking my feet wider and experimenting with how you tilt your pelvis.
Huh?
A Go-Girl made for outdoor/hiking is great option. My wife has one and packs it in her purse, packs down slightly larger than tampon, reusable and cleanable and with some practice you can use a restroom without ever sitting down or having to squat awkwardly over the toilet. Or even need a restroom like you’re one of the dudes. Also it’s a fun time seeing your wife pee on a tree like a guy lol
Y'all are peeing on your shoes? Your feet aren't spread apart far enough and/or you aren't squatting low enough.
Wax paper funnel, why go through the trouble of making a bowl with a rim and cutting it in half? Learning to squat would be easier.
OP have you ever heard of the “she wee”? It’s been thought of
I’m going to start leaving a wax bowl in my car and in my backpack.
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This presumes there’s a toilet seat, possibly attached to a toilet, nearby, therefore rendering makeshift measures that may include a waxed paper bowl and scissors, redundant.
The point of the hack is that there is no toilet seat. So this wouldn't really be helpful.
Girls don’t pee
Oh, so that’s what I’ve been carrying around all those wax paper bowls in my purse for. That you can’t recycle, because it’s waxed.
In the shower I’ve found that I can pee standing up and it squirts straight out like a dude if you hold yourself right.
Repeat after me, women do not pee or poop.
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This guy doesn't fuck.
I was being funny. I guess you’re not familiar with comedy or sarcasm.
The fact that no one is laughing is pretty damning evidence that you are the one unfamiliar with comedy. Be funnier next time.
Have you tried just being a guy?
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