I have this stored on my iPad but I’ve already forgotten the origin of this
敬啟者:
我唔撚柒鳩屌你個仆街冚家剷含撚笨柒個老母個生滋甩毛嘅花柳白濁梅毒發炎腐爛臭化閪都唔撚柒得你個陰陽面邊大邊細豬閪燉糯米雙番閪遮面長短腳扁平足灰甲倒甲反甲反到上包皮谷精上腦陽萎笨柒鳩頭發炎陰蝨周圍跳滴蟲入馬眼祖宗十八代食屎撈飯周揈揈閪擘擘白痴戇鳩閪
我屌你老母天地初開九十九代都係柒頭撚樣, 係垃圾狗屎戇鳩無撚用, 代代生意失敗欠債破產賣哂屋企啲女人去做雞俾人屌到臭閪男人就俾人屌屎忽仲要無錢收生生世世無得返身呢啲先叫冚家剷爆香啲蒜頭打埋個靚獻抬你班撚樣出嚟獻世指住你個鼻嚟恥笑笑到你龜頭都縮撚埋入肚臍變自己屌自己笑到個個碌哂地
仆你個臭街一見到就想嘔番曬大大大前日嘅早餐生出黎害鳩人咁撚柒就咪撚出黎獻世啦一碌柒咁戇框框幾撚有心機都無鳩用啦抵你年年Repeat硬係差一分讀唔到大學差一分考唔到車牌差一分鐘上唔到飛機人地個個去哂日本爽皮你就留返喺屋企對住街口個阿婆打飛機差一分鐘入唔切表無得抽居屋公屋都無撚得你住屈埋哂啲木板劏房隔離住著個癡線佬日撚日對住你騎騎笑晚晚亂鳩咁叫搞到你永無寧日精神失常中咗六合彩都眼花花當廢紙掉撚埋落街俾留下個阿差執到發大達衣錦還鄉買埋你個單位加鳩你十倍租你租就租唔租就躝屍趷路
> To whom It May Concern:
> I don’t want to fuck you, an old woman with a shovel in my hand, an old woman with hairy flowers, white, turbid, syphilis, inflamed, rotten and stinky. Glutinous rice covers the face, long and short feet, flat feet, gray armor, inverted armor, anti-armour, upper foreskin, corn essence, upper brain, impotence, stupid Qi Dove, hair inflammation, pubic lice, Trichomonas entering horse's eyes, ancestors of the eighteenth generation, eating feces and eating rice. Idiot, Idiot, Idiot
> My cock, your mother, the ninety-nine generations since the beginning of the world, have all been fucked up like this. They are rubbish and shit, useless. Generation after generation, businesses have failed, debts have gone bankrupt, houses have been sold, and some women have made chickens to feed people until their dicks stink. Men just let other people fuck you, and suddenly you have no money and no way to come back. Why don't you ask your family to fry some garlic, bury a pretty girl, and carry you to your class? The head of your glans is curled up and buried in your navel, turning you into your own dick and laughing until you are all laughing.
> As soon as I see you, you stinky street, I want to vomit. The breakfast the day before yesterday gave birth to Li Xianshi. I just twisted it up and made Li Xianshi. No matter how hard I try, it will be useless against you. Repeat every year, one point shy of getting into college, one point short of getting a license plate, one minute short of getting on a plane, everyone goes to eat Japanese cool food, so you stay behind. The old lady who lives across the street from your house masturbates. One minute away from entering and exiting public housing and public housing. You live in a boarded-up subdivided house in isolation. There is a crazy guy who lives in front of you every day. You laugh and laugh every night. You will never have peace, you will lose your mind, you will be dazzled by the Mark Six Lottery, you will be dazzled by the waste paper, and be buried in the street, leaving a bad guy to return to your homeland and buy you a flat, plus a dove, you will rent ten times the rent, you can rent it or not. Just walking on the road with corpses
I'm mostly illiterate in Canto, but
> My cock, your mother, the ninety-five generations since the beginning of the world, have all been fucked up like this
looks like more "I fucked your mom all over, and the ninety-five generations (of your bloodline) are all cockfaced pricks."
Why is my language like this 😭
Edit: I might as well share what the fourth paragraph says since it's rather unhinged. I wish I could understand the whole thing so that I can properly translate it though.
"I fucked your mom (...) I fucked your dad (...) I fucked your older sister (...) I fucked your younger sister (...) I fucked your gramps (...) I fucked your granny (...) I fucked your older brother (...) I fucked your younger brother (...) I fucked your son (...) I fucked your daughter (...) I fucked your asshole (...) I fucked your pussy (...) I fucked your mouth (...) I fucked your belly (abdomen) (...) Fuck your mom, may you go to hell, eat shit, and shut your fucking trap. You incessant bellend cocksucker lookin ass motherfucker lookin ass just die and go to hell."
Yeah, apparently there's no "Cantonese" setting for Google Translate, it just has "traditional Chinese" and "simplified Chinese"...in my experience, both do a reasonable job of translating Mandarin regardless of whether it's written in traditional or simplified characters, so I think the split exists just so that you can translate to the appropriate character set, or translate between character sets.
Mandarin is so damn mild. Meanwhile Hokkien speakers go straight to the equivalent of “fuck your mother’s smelly c***” when they so much as stub their toe
Your description is rather accurate. The students in my high school swore so much that the headmistress address it in our school assembly.
Hokkien swear words of my local dialect consist of human genitalia of both male and female , horse penis, and your mum insults.
I feel like a lot of other countries have really inventive insults
Like America's just "trash" or "bitch" but like, Scotland or like... Iunno, a much older country has that much more poetry behind it
Ta ti je dobra
But we have the classics such as
Jebem ti seme i pleme ( I fuck your seed and your tribe )
Jebem ti dete u pičku ( I fuck your child in the pussy )
My daily favorite is
Jebem ti leba ( I fuck your bread )
Now for round two it's a racial slur competition and your opponent is American.
I remember a story about a random dude and a cop were competing for finding out who ha the most synonyms for the N-word, and after a long time saying horribly racist shit, the cop won. That was on Alabama.
I have this stored on my iPad but I’ve already forgotten the origin of this 敬啟者: 我唔撚柒鳩屌你個仆街冚家剷含撚笨柒個老母個生滋甩毛嘅花柳白濁梅毒發炎腐爛臭化閪都唔撚柒得你個陰陽面邊大邊細豬閪燉糯米雙番閪遮面長短腳扁平足灰甲倒甲反甲反到上包皮谷精上腦陽萎笨柒鳩頭發炎陰蝨周圍跳滴蟲入馬眼祖宗十八代食屎撈飯周揈揈閪擘擘白痴戇鳩閪 我屌你老母天地初開九十九代都係柒頭撚樣, 係垃圾狗屎戇鳩無撚用, 代代生意失敗欠債破產賣哂屋企啲女人去做雞俾人屌到臭閪男人就俾人屌屎忽仲要無錢收生生世世無得返身呢啲先叫冚家剷爆香啲蒜頭打埋個靚獻抬你班撚樣出嚟獻世指住你個鼻嚟恥笑笑到你龜頭都縮撚埋入肚臍變自己屌自己笑到個個碌哂地 仆你個臭街一見到就想嘔番曬大大大前日嘅早餐生出黎害鳩人咁撚柒就咪撚出黎獻世啦一碌柒咁戇框框幾撚有心機都無鳩用啦抵你年年Repeat硬係差一分讀唔到大學差一分考唔到車牌差一分鐘上唔到飛機人地個個去哂日本爽皮你就留返喺屋企對住街口個阿婆打飛機差一分鐘入唔切表無得抽居屋公屋都無撚得你住屈埋哂啲木板劏房隔離住著個癡線佬日撚日對住你騎騎笑晚晚亂鳩咁叫搞到你永無寧日精神失常中咗六合彩都眼花花當廢紙掉撚埋落街俾留下個阿差執到發大達衣錦還鄉買埋你個單位加鳩你十倍租你租就租唔租就躝屍趷路
(cont. due to word limit) 我屌你老母 芝士漢堡 屌你老豆 宿埋一舊 屌你家姐 快過火車 屌你個妹 免費續會 屌你呀爺 笑口畸畸 屌你呀麻 泰國喇嘛 屌你阿哥 好過渣波 屌你細佬 好過去賭 屌你個仔 唔驚有鬼 屌你個女 唔驚制水 屌你屎忽 化痰止咳 屌你個閪 清心潤肺 屌你個咀 豬籠入水 屌你肚臍 心曠神怡 屌你老母仆街陷家產食屎收皮啦屌你. 戇撚鳩鳩食撚晒賓州咁屌你老母咁既仆街死樣. 你係生出黎俾我屌撚柒嫁啦仆街陷家產. 屌足你十世,屌你老母正仆街陷家產屌你祖宗十八代仆街含家產你老母生鼓脹,你老豆生龜頭癌呀柒仔施主收皮啦傻仔你老母日日要比人屌就係因為你呢d咁既傻仔呀慘過做雞同企街證明你條契弟祖宗十八代都作孽,生你件仆街仔,九成九冇屎忽我頂你個肺插你個胃按你肚池機關制屌你子孫十八代 代代冇春代含撚啦你仆街含家產九歲學人睇咸片 十歲食忽得 十一歲學人奶屎忽 十二歲做鴨 十九歲生愛滋 廿歲腦膜炎 二十一歲個樣仲巢過春袋 二十二歲生花柳生到鳩頭都甩撚埋 食撚屎啦屌你老母祖宗十鳩撚春鳩柒代撚頭西屎啦!屌你老母斬你全家你老母老婆比我強姦十次八次啦絕子絕孫啦你正一狗雜種我屌你老母啦你老母一定用屎餵大你條死戇鳩仔 你呢條敗類你條撚樣想唔屌你都唔得, 你個臭貨老母同野狗苟合生埋你呢啲仆街仔廢柴有爺生無乸教不知所謂多行不義必自斃屌你老母杏家產死傻西阻撚住晒個地球轉正一冚家剷屌你老母臭花西! 你老豆老母性器官一定有問題啦 生你條撚樣出黎冇賓周冇精蟲死基佬我屌鳩柒你就梗架啦我係鐘意屌鳩你祖宗18代個春袋呀你吹撚柒碌我脹啊?
Mfw I got called a 芝士漢堡.. how will I ever recover from this
you utter cheeseburger you
母 and 堡 rhyme in Cantonese, idk if it's also the same case in the variety that you speak
Cantonese insults go HARD Mandarin looks like a baby compared to this
truly a d9L7nlm moment
What is this even about?
> To whom It May Concern: > I don’t want to fuck you, an old woman with a shovel in my hand, an old woman with hairy flowers, white, turbid, syphilis, inflamed, rotten and stinky. Glutinous rice covers the face, long and short feet, flat feet, gray armor, inverted armor, anti-armour, upper foreskin, corn essence, upper brain, impotence, stupid Qi Dove, hair inflammation, pubic lice, Trichomonas entering horse's eyes, ancestors of the eighteenth generation, eating feces and eating rice. Idiot, Idiot, Idiot > My cock, your mother, the ninety-nine generations since the beginning of the world, have all been fucked up like this. They are rubbish and shit, useless. Generation after generation, businesses have failed, debts have gone bankrupt, houses have been sold, and some women have made chickens to feed people until their dicks stink. Men just let other people fuck you, and suddenly you have no money and no way to come back. Why don't you ask your family to fry some garlic, bury a pretty girl, and carry you to your class? The head of your glans is curled up and buried in your navel, turning you into your own dick and laughing until you are all laughing. > As soon as I see you, you stinky street, I want to vomit. The breakfast the day before yesterday gave birth to Li Xianshi. I just twisted it up and made Li Xianshi. No matter how hard I try, it will be useless against you. Repeat every year, one point shy of getting into college, one point short of getting a license plate, one minute short of getting on a plane, everyone goes to eat Japanese cool food, so you stay behind. The old lady who lives across the street from your house masturbates. One minute away from entering and exiting public housing and public housing. You live in a boarded-up subdivided house in isolation. There is a crazy guy who lives in front of you every day. You laugh and laugh every night. You will never have peace, you will lose your mind, you will be dazzled by the Mark Six Lottery, you will be dazzled by the waste paper, and be buried in the street, leaving a bad guy to return to your homeland and buy you a flat, plus a dove, you will rent ten times the rent, you can rent it or not. Just walking on the road with corpses
I'm mostly illiterate in Canto, but > My cock, your mother, the ninety-five generations since the beginning of the world, have all been fucked up like this looks like more "I fucked your mom all over, and the ninety-five generations (of your bloodline) are all cockfaced pricks." Why is my language like this 😭 Edit: I might as well share what the fourth paragraph says since it's rather unhinged. I wish I could understand the whole thing so that I can properly translate it though. "I fucked your mom (...) I fucked your dad (...) I fucked your older sister (...) I fucked your younger sister (...) I fucked your gramps (...) I fucked your granny (...) I fucked your older brother (...) I fucked your younger brother (...) I fucked your son (...) I fucked your daughter (...) I fucked your asshole (...) I fucked your pussy (...) I fucked your mouth (...) I fucked your belly (abdomen) (...) Fuck your mom, may you go to hell, eat shit, and shut your fucking trap. You incessant bellend cocksucker lookin ass motherfucker lookin ass just die and go to hell."
it seems like the google translate was trained on standard written chinese, mistakes are everywhere in this translation
Oh yeah it does and I assumed that's the case, as 屌 normally means "to fuck" in Cantonese but "cock" in Standard Chinese/Mandarin
Yeah, apparently there's no "Cantonese" setting for Google Translate, it just has "traditional Chinese" and "simplified Chinese"...in my experience, both do a reasonable job of translating Mandarin regardless of whether it's written in traditional or simplified characters, so I think the split exists just so that you can translate to the appropriate character set, or translate between character sets.
yep you’re right
I have no idea what I just read, but I think I feel offended.
[удалено]
note: I’ve already spotted a few mistakes but I don’t want to correct this abomination manually
I once saw most of the first paragraph in this comment in Oct 2021, good to have the full version
You mean the comment section of this sub?
I mean, I saw this text two years ago > 我屌你老母 芝士漢堡 屌你老豆 宿埋一舊 屌你家姐 快過火車 屌你個妹 免費續會 屌你呀爺 笑口畸畸 屌你呀麻 泰國喇嘛 屌你阿哥 好過渣波 屌你細佬 好過去賭 屌你個仔 唔驚有鬼 屌你個女 唔驚制水 屌你屎忽 化痰止咳 屌你個閪 清心潤肺 屌你個咀 豬籠入水 屌你肚臍 心曠神怡 屌你老母仆街陷家產
oh
屌逗號呢？
唔撚知，我都唔記得咗邊度copy返嚟
sls雖然睇到頭痛但係都係好撚好笑
唔好得罪广府人
乜撚嘢嚟，屌
sls
These are insults, not swear words.
Yea Chinese languages have a shit tonne of common insults that aren’t actually considered swear words, but they’re *reeeeaally* pushing the line
seriously why do I see you everywhere lmao
I see both of you everywhere
I see none of you nowhere except this post
Exactly. Any language can be just as insulting if you're allowed to write out full paragraphs to do so.
Mandarin is so damn mild. Meanwhile Hokkien speakers go straight to the equivalent of “fuck your mother’s smelly c***” when they so much as stub their toe
Your description is rather accurate. The students in my high school swore so much that the headmistress address it in our school assembly. Hokkien swear words of my local dialect consist of human genitalia of both male and female , horse penis, and your mum insults.
I feel like a lot of other countries have really inventive insults Like America's just "trash" or "bitch" but like, Scotland or like... Iunno, a much older country has that much more poetry behind it
Chinese doesn't have a lot of swear words, so people get creative with insults
Gentlemen, swear words being mentioned, I remind you of Polish.
polish is a beautiful language if you can ignore the fact that everything sounds like a swear, regardless of whether it is or not
Hahah, as a native speaker, I love this, never heard anyone say that.
Chinese roast battles go insane ngl
Nah sorry but proper Northern English (as in in the north of England) has brutal efficiency
whey
*Plate and or glass smashed* ... EVERY.SINGLE.NORTHERER: "WHEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!"
That brings back fond memories of school... but this was the Midlands. It might just be a UK thing in general.
Happens down south too
counterpoint: Russian has a whole sub-dialect constructed entirely out of swears, called "Mat".
Говно. Залупа. Пенис. Хер. Давалка. Хуй. Блядина. Головка. Шлюха. Жопа. Член. Еблан. Петух. Мудила... Рукоблуд, ссанина Очкоблядун, вагина Сука, ебланище, влагалище, пердун, дрочила Пидор, пизда Туз, малафья Гомик, мудила, пилотка, манда Анус, вагина, путана, педрила Шалава, хуила, мошонка, елда
*balkan languages entering the chat*
"jebem ti tri vagona žita i u svakom zrnu sto bogova" roughly: "fuck three carts of grain, and in each grain a hundred gods"
Ta ti je dobra But we have the classics such as Jebem ti seme i pleme ( I fuck your seed and your tribe ) Jebem ti dete u pičku ( I fuck your child in the pussy ) My daily favorite is Jebem ti leba ( I fuck your bread )
It's the first one I think of when I think kreativne psovke \^\^" Yours are good too tho!
Is this supposed to be a math problem?
Now that you mention it, yes. Solve for *x*.
X = Kurva Easy
New copypasta?
perfect reply to a prescriptivist
Chinese people curse like ancient wizards, I dunno if I would ever recover if I was hit with this
No one can defeat Chinese because no one needs to be as mean as Chinese.
Chinese swear words are like "dumb egg" and "250". Very mild.
I barely know any mandarin but I like how you can call someone "silly melon"
Wait for Polish
Bro cookin
Nothing beats Dutch disease cursing kanker tyfus tering ebola, we can even use diseases as verbs: hij kankerde van de kanker trap
I'm sorry is this "he cancered from the cancer stairs"?
West Germanic languages trying not to make a verb out of every word: impossible
We like to pussy around with words. (We vinden het leuk om te kutten met woorden)
Yup, you are tuberculosis smart
Racist deserved it
Noooo no no. There are registers of English with *far* more damaging phrases. Consider my grandma saying "I'm disappointed."
Westerners should be glad the Great Firewall protects them from Chinese netizens.
Let me introduce you to latín american spanish
French : allow me to introduce myself
They stole them all from Japanese
this is normal level. you guys should ask someone who knows about late 2000s early 2010s Baidu Tieba; \*that\*'s what i call a feast
Is the wording more strong in Chinese
Cantonese:
骂人不带脏字 is a pretty common saying lmao
Since we are on the topic of Chinese swearwords and obscenity: Do Chinese people find the Japanese chrysanthemum hilarious?
because asshole? I don't think I have encountered anyone that made that connection to the Japanese royal seal
Everybody here forgetting about Yiddish. That is the entire language.
This reply is in response to the racist comment on the bottom? If so, go, random Chinese speaker! Awesome comeback.
i still don't think anything has ever come close to calling someone a bozo in english
May I introduce Hungarian?
Now for round two it's a racial slur competition and your opponent is American. I remember a story about a random dude and a cop were competing for finding out who ha the most synonyms for the N-word, and after a long time saying horribly racist shit, the cop won. That was on Alabama.