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Bustock

He’s sad because no one is plowing his dumpy caboose


uberwinsauce_

He should clean it before anything happens if its dumpy


DisconnectedDays

Tops do this too. My fwb said he had a bad day at work and just want to lay naked in my bed 😂. I was like if u want to fuck just say so 😂


nunsaymoo

Tops want to "cuddle." I've learned not to fall for it.


NSFWHistorics

Dammit, we've been found out... So anyway, here's a random dickpic out of nowhere with "What r u upto?"


Athlete_SigmaWolf

Uh oh they’re on to us 😅


RelativeJournalist24

I'm guilty of this 🤣 I swear my intentions are good till "it" gets hard.


wazuhiru

forgive them their weakness :D


hestermoffet

Not getting slow pounded is fucking depressing


[deleted]

Does anyone else think it’s a little… idk, sad or weird when someone’s main Grindr pic is them showing ass? Not clothed like in OPs post, but full ass cheeks hanging out? 🥴


NSFWHistorics

I don't since it's Grindr. I take any sort of selfpic instead of complete no-pic. At least I have *some* idea what I'm getting into. But I get your point though, it would be good to just have a normal pic instead (I have but haven't used Grindr in years now)


[deleted]

You’re right but like damn you’re not gonna tease the goodies even a little bit? Just leave them out in the open? Idk 😭


NSFWHistorics

Well to me, this would be teasing since I'd get to try n smooth-talk my way into getting those pants off. I know I'd probably get those off just by asking "Pants off NOW (thx)" but rather have fun with my convos. I'm satisfied once I'm getting what I want and I'd want to be the ones tearing those pants off lol. Can't ask for too much on Grindr after all.


marce11o

I agree. It’s tacky. Like, don’t even get me started.


fernsandshit

Damn he is a top notch breedable quality bottom. I’ll have 3.


StrikeRaid246

Same picture used to advertise his new socks and provide his “special” discount code to get them.


Sai_Wolf

He's got a sponsorship with Halo Top ice cream. It's in the pic, in the back, somewhere.


15pmm01

No complaints tho. Would love to help him cheer up


Athlete_SigmaWolf

My favorite is when bottoms either say like my new kicks and I mostly see ass and not the sneakers. Or even better, an inspirational quote with an ass.


CrikeyM8eyy

I gotta say though, shoes and long or ankle socks and nothing else on is kind of a turn on 😂


RPDRNick

Check out my Chrissie behind, it's fine all of the time. What else is in the teaches of peaches like sex on the beaches? Fuck the pain away.


tatersquish

Suckinonmytittieslikeyouwantingmecallingmeallthetime


DrKnowNout

^(yeah, vulva cupcakes!)


epitaph_of_twilight

Surprise Peaches. Thanks for unlocking a forgotten memory


builtbottomjock

[Source](https://www.facebook.com/groups/335656609963912/permalink/1704341929762033)


dan4081

I'm in this image and I don't like it


GenZ2002

I feel targeted


Lemmesukitdaddy

Here in reno, it’s nothing but bottoms. And they have strategic ways too.. act like a top then get here turn into a bottom , or you tell them them that’s not what you want and it’s like they still persist like they didn’t hear what you just said. I mean it’s very irritating. They take the fun out of sex with their desperation. It’s crazy.


DiiNo978

I’m not sad, but they do slide in my dm’s 🥴


ruadhan1334

Goddamnit, I'm feeling personally attacked.


hmzawy

Excuse me, i do that irl too


Garoknight

Why do I wanna hit that!?


bahdboi123

its probably just to get tops' attention.But to be complete honest, as a total top, this will get my attention and into his dm, and hopefully into his pants.