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DIWhyEvenBother

Fishing Spider. They bite, but they’d rather run and hide.


Mustang_Dragster

Shit I didn’t know we lived in Australia


jessewhufc

As a long islander that lived in Australia for a bit of time, this spider has nothing on the spiders there.


Mustang_Dragster

As a Long Islander that never lived in Australia, this spider is scary as fuck lol


jessewhufc

Bruh, I saw huntsman spiders the size of your head out bush. They were absolutely massive.


Mustang_Dragster

Huntsman spiders prove to me god went apeshit when making Australia because bruh they don’t need to be *that* prehistorically big


Dexterdacerealkilla

I’d say it’s more like proof there is no god. 


app_generated_name

This is the correct answer.


ObscureAnimeGuy

God creates dinosaurs God destroys dinosaurs God creates Man man destroys God Man creates dinosaurs


angelposts

Try r/whatisthisbug


Friendly_Brother_482

That’s a spider alright. A real creepy crawler


keyofeflat

What town do you live in? So I can avoid it.


bb8-sparkles

My sentiments exactly. I was scrolling my Reddit feed, saw this photo, said to myself “please don’t let this be Long Island; surely this is r/whatsthatbug”. Nope, it’s here.


mh985

Ah yes that’s from the genus *Fuck* and the species *That* Commonly referred to as the “kill it with fire”.


Kimura_savage

Lmaooo I could sworn it was a Run Fast but think because of the markings you are right.


mh985

They are commonly mistaken for one another.


allumeusend

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19pinksparkles

I'd die if I saw that!!! We really have those things here?? Stopppppp


kid_sleepy

That isn’t a golden orb weaver or a wolf spider as some have mentioned. Fishing spider is the best ID so far.


thatdiscgolfchick

And a gorgeous one.


morroalto

According to google lens it's a dark fishing spider.


[deleted]

Spider aka Big Muthafucka


enneffenbee

I have never seen a fishing spider yet. I'm so jealous.


thatdiscgolfchick

glad I’m not the only spider enthusiast here lol!


Contradictorily

r/spiders can help with ID requests


Logical-Limit-4495

Never seen a spider 🕷️ that large b4 in Long Island


MJ9426

ON Long Island


NovemberTango4L

Same. Took me by surprise


TDactyl20

I assume you’ve now burned your house down?


Joelnaimee

Need a banana for scale, it might eat it afterwards


One-Management6644

i don’t mind spiders. i hate those flying cockroaches that come out every june on Li


Available-Topic5858

Pic missing banana for scale.


CryptoCrazyCat

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Sambuca8Petrie

Bob Gray.


CraftsmanMan

At least it's not a Joro spider.... Yet.... Coming soon to long island unfortunately. Theyre spreading like crazy in the south and heading north. Seen them in florida, theyre massive, like 4in in size


Flipblade

It’s those flying spiders https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/venomous-flying-spiders-with-4-inch-legs-spread-across-east-coast/ar-BB1nC6hR?ocid=BingNewsSerp


HairyDonkee

Golden orb weaver. Very common. Cool AF. Edit for being wrong. Not orb weaver. I jumped the gun and answered before blowing up the pic.


uber-chica

Bad, stay away


thatdiscgolfchick

If it helps, they’re actually harmless unless you’re a bug.


onyxloveprettyfeet

Brown Recluse?


HairyDonkee

Golden orb weaver. Very common. Cool AF.


Humble-Carpenter-189

Looks like an orb weaver.


VonDukez

Burn it


mrrobvs

That ain’t 3-4 inches.


NovemberTango4L

I promise you it was, but ok. Thanks for the feedback


mrrobvs

Well…then you’ve doubled the world record for barn or fishing spiders.