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Bswerves

Mouth of Sauron


nashwaak

The Talking Ass of Sauron, more likely


plucharc

That scene at the Black Gate plays a lot differently in my headcanon now, thanks.


buckfutterapetits

Do you have a mint?


plucharc

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


No-Communication3618

Tic-tac sir?


Mello-Fello

YOU FILTHY RABBLE LET ME … ASS YOU A QUESTION


TomLSquared

“Orcs, goblins, cave trolls. Lend me your rears. Aaaahhh-a-ah-a-ah!”


HomsarWasRight

“Excuse me, Ranger of the North, may I *ass* you a question?”


ADRNRSLLN

LMFAO!!! So trueeee!!


Andrewpruka

“Frodo Podacter didn’t jump from Mount Doom **wild head movement** he was murdered”


Bswerves

“Frodo Podacter went out from the shire to get rid of a ring, he climbed Mt Doom, but he wasn’t alone - someone else was with him on Mt Doom. There was a struggle and he was thrown into the lava”


smkestcklghtn

Pardon me! Do you have a breath mint


DougFromFinance

This is actually a really spot-on assessment. What better actor to convey as much as possible when only seeing a small glimpse of their physically features.


dastufishsifutsad

I thought that too! His expressions would be great!! Bombadil or Butterbur would be great as well, but I was thinking Saruman.


GrismundGames

😂


melodiousmurderer

“Let the lord of the Black Land come forth! Let justice be done upon him!” ![gif](giphy|sybV46NZNxLDG)


The_Dirty_Harry

Gollum


that_timinator

That would be truly fascinating even if it didn't "work" or if for some reason it turned out horrible. He's such a character and I'm curious what he'd do as Gollum


Ambellyn

I imagine the pet detective but focused on the ring instead of animals. I can't see smeagol being around much


cricketeer767

Wormtongue.


that_timinator

I'm envisioning him saying "la-hooooooo-sa-herrrrrrrr" as Gandalf shows up in front of Theoden for the first time lmao


CrystlBluePersuasion

"His staff... I TOLD YOU to take the wizard's stAAA-aaaff!"


DM_me_UR_B00BZ_plz

He actually plays a really good serious role. He can play a dark, depressed character well.


Meio-Elfo

So... Denethor?


fluidfunkmaster

Yes. Holy shit. This is it. He could play the mad wannabe king so well.


Neath_Izar

Now imagine Carrey sloppily eating tomatoes, would still be off-putting but at least more funny


GrismundGames

Yeah... I can actually see him pulling off Boramir's death scene in the film.


jack_edition

![gif](giphy|DxDQp4uvz2FDG)


Teknical86

Hold me closer Ed. (Cough cough)


zeek609

If you watch him in dark crimes he could definitely pull off several characters in LOTR. Dude has serious range.


ScoutSider

That's it settled then! Jim Carrey's final and finest role, his unabridged one-man show The Arda Saga, chronicling all events leading up to the beginning of the Fourth Age (in the reckoning of Gondor).


zeek609

I'd watch it


CatLazy2728

cast him as both the twin blue wizards. he can depict them as going mad and fleeing to the east


Htown387

Radagast


[deleted]

100% came here to say this. Only answer


TheRepoMan

Ace Ventura Wizard Detective


PainInTheAssWife

Oooh, that’s an excellent point


Occupiedlock

I'm failing. I tried to make a gif of pippin struggling to hold the palantir after he stole it from Gandalf, then it cuts to Ace ventura coming out of the fake rhinos ass. if a hero could make this for me on my cake day, I'll be forever grateful.


Equivalent-Group924

Tom bombadil


stoicarmadillo

Nah...Jack Black has that locked up.


wilcobanjo

Jim Carrey would be the Waluigi to Jack Black's Tom Bombadil's Wario


matthewamerica

That... makes a weird amount of sense.


The-Mandalorian

Robin Williams would have been perfect.


boundbystitches

This is the way!


Nicktastic6

Without question


curiousiah

I still want to hear him reading those singing lines with Tenacious D fervor


Boatster_McBoat

Lotho Sackville-Baggins or Shagrat


Meio-Elfo

Galadriel


schmigadeedoo

Lmaoo I was gonna say the same


Many_Bridge_4683

Gollum


kd_butterballs

Grima Wormtongue for sure


fluidfunkmaster

Ohh underrated. Someone above said he could play Denethor.


Golden_Ganji

Middle mangagment orc


Calumkincaid

Meat's...BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!


Minute_Classic7852

A version where he plays every character.


4_Frodo

Bill Ferny


child_interrupted

**The Goblin King**


WarningThread64

Farmer Maggot


ShackledBeef

GROND


thegoatfreak

GROND


Manbeartapir

GROND!


scribe31

GROND


pwndabeer

GROND


Nicktastic6

GROND.


child_interrupted

GROND


Nearby_Lobster_

GROND


that_timinator

GROND


scribe31

GROND


MattCurz83

GROND


boundbystitches

Grond ETA: GROND


UnironicallyReal

Grond!


thegoatfreak

SPEAK UP MAGGOT, I CAN’T HEAR YOU.


alternateldog

Denethor


Really_cool_guy99

Tom Bombadil


FloatyLillypad

Elrond


Occupiedlock

talking with his ass cheeks. "i was there when the strength of men failed. can I have a mint?!"


FloatyLillypad

lmao that's the scene I wanted to see him in the most but that addition with the buttcheeks is perfect.


Bretferd

Yeah that was my first thought


MaasNeotekPrototype

Tom Bombadil.


BigOpportunity1391

Fool of a Took


NearlyHeadless-Brick

Glaurung. He could make him really creepy


Exact_Exchange_1500

No idea. He seems like some random guy that went mad from Galadriel's enchantments.


budfox79

The Balrog.


BioBoosted05

Would have to be gollum!! He'd be perfect


TheWh1teStall1on

Gollum


MaderaArt

Asking the real questions LOL


Gr8teful_Turtle

Lobelia S-B.


Reggie_Barclay

Grima Wormtongue.


kylenator14

Tom Bombadil


BeyondthePenumbra

Tom Bombadil!!!! Or an Ent..


Dvorkam

In his early years, I can definitely imagine him playing Pippin or Merry, later it gets a bit harder to replace one of existing charcters as they are pretty perfectly cast.  I mean he could act out boromir perfectly, but doesn’t look like boromir, so I will  say faramir. He would play out more interestingly the “is he like a Boromir and try to claim a ring or will he resist” I can really imagine him playing the borderline meneacing figure a ranger who keeps the forcess of darkness at bay, judging if Frode is or isn’t danger, but once he deems him an ally he switches his over and shows them kindness. When berated by Denethor, he would again play it more stoically, knowing that Denethor is failing at his job but respecting his station too much not to obay.  Denethors disdain of Farmir could also make a bit more sense, as he would feel the threat of his son, who apparently is worthier descent of Numenor


Deathwishharry

Gollem or wormtongue


Particular-Mousse-74

Hear me out, I think he'd make a fantastic Tom Bombadil.


39Jaebi

Tom Bombadil for sure! The character is super wierd when you think about it. Walking around like hes in a musical when the LOTR is clearly not a musical haha. Jim is the only one that could do that and not seem out of place.


Fabdeuce55B3

Him playing both blue wizards is BY FAR the best answer I’ve seen


Angrypudding84

I wouldn’t


FH-7497

Tom Bombadil


ohheyitslaila

The “Meat’s back on the menu boys” orc Or Denethor or Eomer. Just imagine Jim’s overacting in the scene where Faramir’s going to be burned but Denethor is the one who runs away while on fire. Or his scream of pain as Eomer, finding Eowyn on the battlefield. Lmao


DerthMaul

Denethor is an underrated pic


GrismundGames

His outage from Liar Liar where the lawyer says, "so what's your gameplan, Fletcher..." and he contorts his mouth in a high pitched, "WEE WEE WEE???? WEE-woo...." Denathor burning with that line 🤣


saddreamsinc

Tommy B fasho


PEZWolf7

Tom Bombidil


The_TransGinger

Tom Bombadillo. Ring-a-ding Dillo.


False_Description404

Gandolf. His wits would make it so funny. Imagine the pen is blue scene translating to you shall not pass.


CSWorldChamp

I am LOL at the thought of Jim Carey showing up in an incredibly disrespectful portrayal of Ghan Buri Ghan.


C4LLM3M4TT_13

Galadriel from the Rings of Power. …he’d still do a better job.


gardyjuland

I wouldnt I would keep him as the mask in a army of darknessesque way. Just send him there as the mask. "Hold on to your one ring it's time for an overhaul"


BobTheInept

Insert Gary Oldman screaming “Everyone!”


NotInTheMood78

Either the gatekeeper at Bree or butterbur. 


wilcobanjo

Frodo: "We are hobbits of the Shire; we wish to stay at the inn. Our business is our own." Gatekeeper: "...Well allllrighty then!"


GrismundGames

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


LifelessLewis

When the gate gets smashed down it doesn't crush him and he fits perfectly through the peep hole. "Like a glove!"


1Ringtorulethem

Treebeard or Tom Bombadil.


darklordofpuppets

The wizard with bird shit all over his head. Only role he could possibly play.


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zeuspaichow79ed

sauron


Ajsarch

Bill the Pony’s talking A$$


mandatorysin

Bill the pony


muddyhollow

Faenor


Ser-Cannasseur

Bill the pony


mypoopmypants

Definitely Gollum.


Runnerman36

Tom


swiftfoal88

All of these answers are actually really good


EmuPsychological4222

Tom Bombadil is the correct answer. Because this would mean he wouldn't be in the film at all.


SirTheadore

Eru lol


camposthetron

The ring wraiths don’t talk much or have their faces seen, right? He could play one of those.


tycr0

Sméagol. With the mask as gollum


Sea_Upstairs_6274

Aragorn


landartheconqueror

Morgoth


Rigwaltz

Gandalf


TheLastLivingProphet

Tom Bombadil is the only option here


Saxzarus

Tom bombadil


_binie

I truly enjoy Carrey villainous side the most!


AParticularThing

the witch king of angmar


nickjbedford_

Gimli of course. He's the comic relief.


SmoothBroccolis

Tom b


lovemysunbros

Tom Bombadil. Or does it have to be a character in the films? If so, maybe Elrond.


QuantumHalyard

Honestly, get him absolutely stoned and he’d be a good Tom Bombadil


FadransPhone

Let’s give him Bombadil and see what happens


magmotox25

Frodo, when he is being seduced by the ring


RollerCoaster1007

A perfect Grima.


MrPusleMan

Tom.


Duckcave

Tom Bombadil


realisticallygrammat

Tom Bombadil


tumlingen

Denethor


Vanpet1993

All characters at the same time, because Jim Carrey is a fucking legend! 😂


SebSpellbinder

Lobelia Sackville -Baggins


--DrunkGoblin--

He could do a pretty mean Gollum honestly.


pyro_takes_skill

perhaps tom bombadil


Zestyclose_Ad4605

Frodo or pipin :D


Dalthornar

Gollum


No_Block_4257

I’d make him a tall hobbit that’s not really a hobbit. He is sent on a quest to find his real dad (yes I stole this from elf)


JordySTyler

Sauron! That would be hilarious but just to add into this I would also cast Danny Devito as every other character


TheGayGaryCooper

Tom Bombadil


Dodger7777

Tom bombadill?


BigJockK

wormtongue


HunchbackGrowler

Grima


dmastra97

Imrahil or one of the grey company


Malikise

He’s one of the BLUE wizards, obviously. Because his robe is BLUE! There’s a reason we don’t talk about the Blue Wizards.


AbandonedBySonyAgain

Tom Bombadil


Punish3r338

Some mad protector of something. In a castle. With a dragon


lupeh89

tom bobodil


RAStylesheet

Khamul the easterling "Shiiiire... Baaaaggiiiins"


SupermarketDeep3563

Galadriel


DrZonino2022

Tom Bombadill


muskiestmuskrat

Gandalf


DevilMaster666-

Whats the bear guy called again?


pirateluke

Elrond, Theres something about the ring ...some thing


MellonCollie___

Smaug.


LifeisStrangeFan50

Pippin but he’s just regular Jim Carrey


3duFernandes

Sauron...


Gidi21

Jim Carrey is the Tom Bombadil of our world


Lunarhaile

Tom bombadil


TheBadWolf1903

Shagrat


pillsbury_doughb0y

Jim Carrey as the voice of... ...Bill the Pony


Rymayc

Grond, but give him a really stupid line when the gate is broken


VioletRoseus

1000% radagst


Tight_Strawberry9846

Ar-Pharazon.


CynicalCosmologist

Gandalf


yamaha2000us

Bombadil


Gin-Rummy003

Tom Bombadillo


ThatCK

An Ent


wishbackjumpsta

Grimer Wormtongue most definitely


TheBrownCok

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ObeyLordHarambe

Either the Goblin King or Gimli. Hed fit right in lol.


EpicFishFingers

All. All characters. Every character is just Jim Carrey.


Worried-Toe-145

Ace all day


Foraminiferal

Tom Bombadil


Tiny-Pirate-2671

Golum


BLAINE_THE_M0NO

Get him nude and crawling on the floor, and he’s Gollum


Mello-Fello

Tom Bombadil


RiceKing19

Bill the Pony


xGoodGravyx

Tom Bombadil?


ranieripilar04

Radagast or Tom Bombadill


PhantomLuna7

One of those goblins climbing the walls in Moria


Medafets

Tom Bombadil.


foalythecentaur

Pippin. Jim Carey unable to stop himself touching stuff would be hilarious.


XibaRoots

The orc that shouts: “ Catapults!”