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CardboardChampion

I remember being like 6 and thinking I'd come up with a genius idea about this. Years later (and I refuse to say how many) I heard that perpetual motion didn't work and this came to mind again.


Calm-Mango

I was planning to keep it a secret and get rich as I get older when I found out about magnets at the age of 4 or 5.


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Professional_Buy5077

Throw yourself at the ground and miss.


ive-heard-a-bear-die

That’s how orbits work!


23x3

Like being friend zoned. I see


FaxCelestis

Friend zoomed. You have to keep your speed up or you’ll fall.


plastic_sludge

One problem is that you have to miss the ground accidentally. It's no good deliberately intending to miss the ground because you won't.


HarmlessSnack

It helps to be easily distracted. *flock of ADHD kids fly by*


Tularis1

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MrHyperion_

Try harder. Try pushing your head with your hands.


ivanadie

This would work great when going down hills!


sharksizzle

Something with gyroscopes


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I'll apply a load to you ;)


Galaxy2977

I'll apply a load in you


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CaptainsCrowbar

Now I have to watch Robocop again, thank you kind stranger


Moopa000

i am immediately going to assume that you are 8 years old just for shits and giggles


CardboardChampion

My wife is sooooo going to jail.


TheGruesomeTwosome

Reminds me of the genius idea to become invisible my friend thought of in high school. “We see things because photons are bouncing off of them into our eyes, yeah? Well what if we somehow managed to get rid of those photons, and there’d be nothing to enter our eyes? Nobody would be able to see you without then bouncing off you.” Dude invented the dark.


E_Navigator

Because metal affect magnet the same as magnet affect metal.


E_Navigator

coulomb's law


Calm-Mango

no its not coulumb's law.. that for electrostatic forces


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Newton’s 3rd law?


Calm-Mango

That is indeed a correct perspective on it.


Fanatical_Brit

Imagine being a physics nerd. I like my magnets like I like my fast food, inexplicably tasty.


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Fanatical_Brit

Someone calls magnets tasty and you pick up on being called a nerd. Insecurity is a bitch, huh?


According-Bad8745

shut up highschool nerd 🤓 hyuck


knoxknoxknoxknoxknox

Now look at you, everyone is coming to party at my house and just so you know, your wife kissed me on the cheek when I got here.


Affectionate_Map_530

Imagine calling fast food tasty


Fanatical_Brit

I seriously called magnets tasty in the same sentence and you picked up on that?


Cuntillious

What you described: one of Newton’s bangers Coulomb’s law: electric field of a point charge


Tk1Genius

dude whattt🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ​ (i'm sorry if me laughing made you feel bad.. it was never in my intentions.. it's just that i found it really funny.. that's all.)


Jarubimba

Isn't this the same as pulling your arm with your other arm?


qwertysrj

Yes. In physics terms, the force is internal to the system. Newton's second law is $F_{ext}=ma$. Not just force, it has to be external.


SixBeeps

LaTeX in plaintext form is cursed


Eiim

Real mathematicians don't compile their LaTeX, they just read it straight


JustATownStomper

*thesis flashbacks* The trees are speaking compilation error, man.


TheAuroraKing

I finished my dissertation several days before I finished my dissertation, if you know what I mean.


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you know it’s legit when it’s in LaTeX tho


El_Rey_de_Spices

I'm allergic to LaTeX.


OGPants

It's pronounced latech


El_Rey_de_Spices

It's pronounced latACHWffft


sassolinoo

Not if you spent enough time writing in LaTeX


qwertysrj

I was trying to type that in markdown. Failed LaTeX. Is there a sub for that?


coroyo70

Lol i imagined a Rupert’s Drop flying uncontrollably


Bekfast59

So I have a idea, so the magnet is infront of the vehicle, on a cart, thats pushed along by the truck as the magnet pulls it forwards.


Phoenix_Anon

Practically speaking, that's no different from this. Since the truck is pushing the cart, they're still considered part of the same system, which means Newton problems happen.


Lartemplar

*an idea


Outrageous_Stop541

Thought that was busted when people used a fan to power a sailboat


apocalypsefowl

The air movement is outside of the system...


Laxwarrior1120

There is air in that system This would be like if someone on the sailboat started trying to push the sail with their hands to make it go foward.


Badgers_or_Bust

You can't use a fan to power a sailboat. So, no it's not busted.


CoDeeaaannnn

You can, same way you can have a skateboard + leaf blower + umbrella system.


Badgers_or_Bust

That doesn't work.


AzraelVrykolakas

Startlingly it does work and has been tested by Mythbusters. You can argue all you want about how efficient it is and which forces are involved but forward motion was achieved so simply put it does work.


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Badgers_or_Bust

They are all fake it's impossible. To make it become possible then physics would have to change.


StThragon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKXMTzMQWjo It works, but that's because you are adding a force (air) to the system and the sail is reflecting some of that force backwards, generating thrust.


steel_sun

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airboat


skyandearth69

she said sailboat


steel_sun

https://van.physics.illinois.edu/qa/listing.php?id=275&t=sailboats-and-fans


skyandearth69

you said airboat, friend. As per your link, they also explain that: >​ This is very ineffective, as the fan pulls the boat backwards by shoving the air forwards, and the sail pulls the boat forwards with almost the same force by stopping the air again. The boat may not stay exactly stationary, but it sure won't make much progress. So please, tell me why you spend your time spreading pointless misinformation lmao


Badgers_or_Bust

Not a sailboat it's an air boat. You also can't pick yourself up by you hair but try and prove me wrong.


logantheh

That’s because you and your hair are part of the same system, a fan draws in air from OUTSIDE the system, it’s not efficient at all and you’d be better off just getting a motor, but it does work.


steel_sun

https://van.physics.illinois.edu/qa/listing.php?id=275&t=sailboats-and-fans


k-otic14

Yeah but the solution is to remove the sail. Making it not a sail boat.


Sovietician

Are you sure you’re not pulling my arm?


86_TG

I think he's pulling your leg


maimasy

Nah he's pulling something else 😳


Imissflawn

give yer balls a tug


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maimasy

The 11th finger


Inevitable_Use7877

So the big toe


SonofaBridge

It’s like pulling yourself out of a hole by pulling your own hair.


PassiveChemistry

Yes.


Personplacething333

Yeah but I can tell you haven't thought it through completely. Sit on a wheelchair and pull your arm with your other arm,you'll see what happens.


InMyOpinion_

Instructions unclear, now travelling faster than speed of light


marklar_the_malign

What? It’s my main mode of movement.


lexluthor00

that’s not my arm i’m pulling


Inner_Gee

Or is it?


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Sort of.The magnet itself is pulling forward but to have a magnet that big you would need so much electricity and in turn an apparatus so big it would create more load so now you need a bigger magnet and a bigger load it's an infinite loop of nonworking bullshit. However magnets can be used to stop drag and hold up entire train cars on monorails. Bullet trains are cool


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You're kind of correct but if your statement was true then mounting the magnet to the ground would have no effect when in reality magnets are used to move cars at junk yards all the time


volci

Why add the extra "metal"?


Deathpacito420_69

Because the more metal the more turned on magnet will be, therfore car go faster


Le_Fingerblaster

Monke see one banana, it go fast. Monke see many banana, it go faster.


GOG3ZJR

What if there is a banana storage unit? Filled with 1b bananas? How fast would monkey go?


Le_Fingerblaster

Very fast


thesecrettofreewifii

what if all the bananas were bruised


Solid-Entrepreneur37

Yo its a banana not my penis


aurangz3bb

C


BRNST0RM

Plaid


volci

Lol


Ginger-Ale58

This is the way.


Dubby084

Obviously 🙄


lonesomewhenbymyself

Well you wouldn’t want this thing to pull/ distort your fenders and hood over time


Saeizo

Minecraft flying machines be like


vthex

Yea but those work


Robotminion101

the same reason you can't pull yourself up and just fly


PlusRyan2952

You can’t do that?


Robotminion101

maybe with a little help from some friends


DirFilip99

billy shears!


oldwhitelincoln

The one and only


Brisingr2

What would you think if I sang you a tune?


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No, you have to throw yourself at the ground and miss.


Aqqaaawwaqa

I just did it.


J-Dabbleyou

These damn millennials, JUST PICK YOURSELF UP BY YOUR BOOTSTRAPS! If you pick yourself up hard enough you’ll fly, I had to carry myself that way to school everyday back in the 40’s, uphill, both ways.


[deleted]

Maybe YOU can’t do that but don’t try to tell others what they can and can’t to do. Seriously negative energy /s


chris1096

You stupid fuck! That's not how you fly. You are supposed to throw yourself at the ground and miss. My god, how did you even get through preschool?


vasDcrakGaming

You just aint strong enough


stapleneptune

Speak for yourself


SocialTechnocracy

That's not my preferred brand of truck, so I assert that it never works that's why.


freebirdls

Based.


lobbiepuma

You know why they call it a Ford? Fix It Again, Tony!


DhustynZero

You're thinking of a Fiat, Dale


WillyBluntz89

Fiat Ford is Found On Road Dead


Piggybank113

Fucker Only Runs Downhill


WillyBluntz89

I like that one. Now I'm wondering how many different regional disparages there are for Ford.


Mykneehurts2021

Because the magnet is being pulled towards the car with the same force as the car is being pulled towards the magnet.


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AvgGuy100

You could also make these vehicles jointed to one another to prevent collisions, traffic jams, and increase efficiency. Genius idea! Should make billions of dollars in productivity! Why hasn't no one thought about this before?!


NukeNinja69123

What about if we made underground systems too so more space could be used above? I think we're onto something guys


DarthLlamaV

Can we pls name it after my second favorite sandwich place?


StrawberryRibena

Thank you


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Nope. Magnets do no work. Work, in physics, is the term used when a force moves an object a distance x.


y4maa

it works when you go down hill.


BigTimeZzxz

Big brain time


Harlepenquin

Finally, Albert Einstein has been resurrected, praise Jebus


IAmAPoke

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. That's why


Halonate8

Even if that shit somehow worked following the logic technically when you retract that shit wouldn’t it suck up the car or repel it?


United-Song-8954

Because we've had since 1886 to make this a thing?


Ordinary_Guy34

Because it is a closed system


LOCO_BJORN

Magnet is being attracted to metal plate which means it’s pushing back on the truck we’re it is attached causing the forces to cancel out


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Everyone talking about the physics but how the hell did that end up in Place?


InMyOpinion_

This.


[deleted]

Cause both ends of the arm are applying a force equal in magnitude and opposite in direction


TheGasMove

I like how they put the metal at the front as if the Silverado is made of plastic.


Arthillidan

All forces push equally I'm both directions. The only way to get somewhere is to leave something behind. Cars move by pushing the earth the other way. Boats move by pushing water the other way. This contraption would just create to equally powerful forces that cancel each other out


Luladoo

Fucking magnets, how do they work?


Big_Fat_Doobie

Basically humans need to see physics in action to be able to predict the outcomes of any movement and force interaction. A kid saw a rock fall and now he knows rocks will fall. Troll physics are so popular because they are the conclusions you come up with if you didn't see enough physics in action. This perpetual motion magnet device is the same as when kids think you can jump from a building with a big heavy object, and then jump off from it before you hit the ground to negate "fall damage"


Emotional-Stable8718

Not saying this is possible, but why the metal block? Does that truck have a plastic engine?


BCheeks13

Even if it did, how would you stop?


BlurredSight

The car is a distraction, what happens when you place a magnet and a piece of metal nearby there isn’t a “pull” it’s just a connect


uzumaki42

[Reminds me of this](https://youtu.be/G8RwjLh7ZMw)


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Here's an explanation: "Magnet: hey car move this way you bith Car: no u" They were happy ever after.


friesdepotato

because the magnet and the metal would be equally attracted to each other so neither would pull to other lmao. also even if this did work there’s nothing to say the car wouldn’t move backwards


[deleted]

Simple, try pulling your hair up and flying.


Professional_Buy5077

This is how a Romulan starship works essentially only replace the magnet with a quantum singularity.


Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgg

Explain why this wouldn’t work to me I’m stupid term please


LittleBoibang

It’s a Chevy that’s why😭


The_legit_dndjjdk

The same way you can't pull yourself up by grabbing your hair


JAYHAZY

Pull yourself up by your own bootstraps


TaylordPerspective

If you look at this and think the magnet should be pulling it forward, essentially the piece of metal is pulling just as hard on the magnet backwards.


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For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.


Zackeramis0298

Someone genuinely explain why it wouldn't. I imagine it has something to do with the weight of the truck, but the obvious "it just doesn't work like that" isn't enough for my feeble mind


neoducklingofdoom

The truck isn’t just getting pulled towards the magnet. The magnet is also being pulled towards the truck with the same force. And becuase the magnet is physically mounted on the truck itself, this means that the magnet pushes on the truck just as much as it pulls on it, resulting in zero movement


Zackeramis0298

Thanks for that


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This is why people believe you can pull yourself up by your bootstraps.


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Magnets work both ways so it will try to pull the car and the car will try to pull it, who's stronger? I don't recall the exact explanation tho. Also its the same logic for why we can't hold our own body in the air with our hands as a support


juliosanchez1

who are you, and why are you so educated in the ways of science?


No_Recognition_2434

Because physics


Frylock904

it can work if a few things are true. 1. the contraption has to be able to withstand the force of the magnet pulling towards the truck. So basically, if the magnet generates 100 newtons of force pulling towards the truck, we're fine so long as the contraption can take 101 newtons of force on it. 2. you have to be able generate enough power to make it work. So if you throw this together, with an RC car, you could make the thing move forward, it'd just be inefficient as all hell


Viktoras125

For the same reason you cannot pull your own body with your own hands.


supersebas96

Newtons 3rd law. The magnet is attached to the truck by an arm. The magnet is supposed to pull the iron slab from the front of the truck. The arm holding the magnet does not move. (Even if it did, it still would not allow the truck to accelerate) The iron slab itself will get attractive forces towards the magnet, buy only the magnet and not truck entirely. You have the same net force from the magnet pulling the iron slab, as to the arm holding the magnet in place from the bed of the truck.


serenwipiti

What if you have magnets on the wheels (don't ask me how) and two big magnets, front and back, that you could change the polarity of, perhaps by mechanically spinning or running a electric current. You attract and repel the magnets on the wheels in a sequence that makes them roll forwards (or backwards). This sounds like a horrible idea and, aside from being practically unfeasible, a recipe for attracting any and all sorts metal scraps/shrapnel to your car/tires.


InvertedSuperHornet

You, my friend, have just created a shitty version of an electric motor, just built around the wheel rather then built around the axle. It works in a similar way, although its design inherently switches polarity just based on how the axle has rotated. [How electric motors work](https://electronics.howstuffworks.com/motor.htm)


serenwipiti

yay! just wait, you will soon see me rolling down the street in my shitty-electric-motored, post-apocalyptic jalopy. the fact that someone even *tried* to understand what i was poorly attempting to express brought me some kind of joy!^lol thank you for the link :)


InvertedSuperHornet

Glad I could bring some happiness to your day.


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So let me explain why this wouldnt work the averagr car is 600 pounds, therefore we would need a magnet so strong it could pull 600 pounds, not to mention thsts a truck which waighs wayyy more, since magnets pull everything aroung they would disrupt other magnets


LocalAmericanOtaku

Ok i need to know if this will work now


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metal-> <-magnet metal-><-magnet metalmagnet *car is stopped*


stapleneptune

The magnet is connected to the car. So as the metal gets closer to the magnet, the magnet would go further away


the1895bigboy

He has a point


pbr3000

It would need more metal and a bigger magnet.


wiscup1748

Because u need power to power the magnet


Dead-Titan

Because the same rule that makes you can't pull your hair and fly away


NotSoBuffGuy

What if two people who are superhumanly strong attached to a long rope flings the other into the air and the person in the air uses their immense strength to pull the person from the ground and then they just continuously pull/fling each other. Would this work?


Pixewz

This is like trying to lift yourself up


Sp4c3m4nSpiff

But Is he wrong?


yutsokutwo

Fuck the newton laws


InvertedSuperHornet

Reject newton, return to oldton


Affectionate_Bowl222

I think a kid posted this lol


sphinx787

*Angry Albert Einstein noises


alldaycray

Well how the hell do you control how fast you're going?


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It would probably work...to make the truck do a front wheelie when you hit the brakes.


ReceptionWild7689

wow albert einstein is so proud now hes doing an experiment if you can run faster by pulling your head forwards wow its so successful. just wow never thought of that 😐


Used_Job1299

How are you gonna stop?