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Hutchiaj01

Saruman and the Technicolor dream coat


Daveallen10

How he loved his robe of many colours!


GordonFearman

It was red and yellow and green and brown.


Trash-Panda01

Love this. I loved Joseph and the amazing technicolor dream coat when I was a kid, and lotr has always been my favorite, that's amazing


Honey_Badger25-06

I had a feeling this would be at the top.


Choppermagic

Tolkien wrote all those songs because he wanted to write a musical


ImpendingCups

Was waiting for this reply.


RiverMund

Literally the "ugliest dress" challenge too xD


tellyourmama

Saruman Chacki. The voice of Saruman reading Gandalf down.


BenjiThePerson

I still dont understand why Saruman was a rainbow wizard all of a sudden. Can someone explain?


Astrobot96

I think it's something to do with what Tolkien said about being dumb if you break a thing to find out how it works. So Saruman, who was all about knowledge and industrialization, split the white into many colors (like a prism does with white light) instead of just appreciating it. Disclaimer: I don't know what I'm talking about


Tzuno_Felagund

Still makes sense though.


DesolateHypothesis

It's a sign of Saruman's hubris. He is no longer just Saruman *the white*, he is Saruman *of many colours*. Being only white is no longer enough, and he has broken the simple white into red, purple, yellow, green, blue, violet. To Saruman himself it means he now has more power, but it also means he has abandoned his original mission.


mistalasse

As a (un)certified Tolkienologist, I like your interpretation.


cammcken

How did you get uncertified?


HoboBromeo

By liking this interpretation. Times are hard for all of us


mistalasse

True enough, true enough.


Ashafik88

I guess since the colors of the robes of a wizard signify their rank/role,him allying with sauron means he renounced his rank and allegiance to the good guys and thus also renounced his “uniform” idk


BenjiThePerson

Ok, that’s a clear answer. Thank you.


sauron-bot

Wait a moment! We shall meet again soon. Tell Saruman that this dainty is not for him. I will send for it at once. Do you understand?


Ashafik88

U got defeated by frodo, lol what a bitch


pitter_patter_11

I was just about to ask if the colors of a wizard have any sort of significance, other than white being the leader/most powerful


BunBunny55

There is speculation that it doesn't have to do with leader/power level, but rather the roles they should be doing/working on. Speculated by tolkien professor Corey Olsen. He had discusses and muses at length and taking all sources to try to find what the colors mean.


Arkell-v-Pressdram

White light passed through a prism is broken into its many constituent colours, emphasis on *broken.* Saruman effectively declared that he's making a clean break from his original mission to defeat Sauron, in order to pursue his own goals.


sauron-bot

There is no light, Arkell-v-Pressdram, that can defeat darkness.


jellajellyfish

If I recall, he also mentions that a white page can be overwritten. Thus, it is empty, hollow. Subservient to the forces that would mark it. Gandalf counters that if that happens, it's no longer white (and thus no longer represents the purity that white does).


SignReasonable7580

In Deep Geek (YouTube channel) just recently did a really good vid on this exact question, would highly recommend.


zebulon99

Saruman the Ally


Sundiata1

Saruman and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.


Bella_C2021

All I can think of now is technicolour manic pixie Saruman.


AliasMcFakenames

Saruman the Wise has ever been our Friend and Ally


DarthMelsie

Gandalf, as he lowered his staff in defiance of the Balrog: **SASHAY! AWAY!**


GiorriaMarta

Haa i love these worlds colliding.. sad Balrog leaves the stage with a whip crack, writes 'Never going to back to the Shadow XOXO' in lipstick on the mirror


DarthMelsie

Balrog walking backwards off the runway like: Miss Baaalrog... Miss *Baaaaaalrogg*....


GiorriaMarta

She already balrog herses


blueoncemoon

NOT TODAY, BALROG, NOT TODAY!


DarthMelsie

Frodo: There are markings... some form of Elvish. I can't read it. Gandalf Del Rio: **ILLITERATE!!**


blueoncemoon

Fool of a Took, what do you do successfully? Quickly!


DarthMelsie

"AND I SHALL DIE AS ONE OF THEM!!" "...your tone seems very pointed right now."


blueoncemoon

Gandalf: Authority is not given to you to deny the return of the King! Denethor: ![gif](giphy|Q80mPk0CLu6AJRe9tV)


DarthMelsie

Witch King: No man can kill me! Eowyn: ![gif](giphy|ml4Mgjut3qdW2tpLPq|downsized)


blueoncemoon

Galadriel: *exists* Gimli: You're perfect 💯, you're beautiful 👰, you look 👀 like Linda Evangelista 💃. You're a model 💋 💅. Everything 🔁 about you ☞ is perfect 💯! Did you stone 💎 those tights 👢 ? Oh, you're smiling 👱 ! They eat 🍽 her up 🔝 EVERY🕛SINGLE🕧TIME🕗 she's on that damned 👹 flet **🍃**. She 😡ftsdbsds😣. She could walk 👣 out there in a fucking 😠 diaper 👶 and they'll 👥 be like 🗣: "Galadriel! 👰 Your smile 👄 is beautiful! 😍" /gen


GiorriaMarta

My armor⛓️🤺 is like tenfold shields 🛡 My teeth🦷like swords⚔️ My claws 💅, spears 💃The shock😱 of my tail🍑 a thunderbolt⚡️. My wings 🦅 a hurricane🌪And my breath 🌬, DEATH ☠️💀 I’ve never had a sugar daddy 👨🏽if I wanted a sugar daddy👨🏽, yes I probably could go out and get one because I am what? SICKENING.🤒😷You could never have a sugar daddy, 👨🏽cause you are NOT. 👏🏻THAT. 👏🏼KIND. 👏🏽OF. 👏🏾GIRL. 👏🏿Baby everything I've had i've worked for and I've gotten myself. 💳💵💰I built myself from the ground ⬇️up ⬆️you fucking BITCH 🖕🏾😾*throws drink*🍸


jacktheshaft

I've always thought saruman had a "white" cloak, but if you look closer, it is pryzmatic or pearlescent. But you also could have tie-die sarumon or pride flag sauromon


Dagfen

This is what I imagined in my head. He appears white, but once the light hits him or his robes wrinkle, you can faintly notice the iridescence of his clothes. As if they're no longer white but are breaking down and now it looks like he only pretends to be white.


Mission-Storm-4375

Saruman and the technicolor coat


Abject_School

Saruman the Gay


El_Zarco

Uruk-haaaayy


Extreme-naps

We don’t claim him!


Monkfich

https://preview.redd.it/5a978uqdjzjc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32c54593c3cbd2f7e59c28fc1222216002ae4e3b Do not let him speak!


1amlost

Radagast the Brown! Radagast the bird-tamer! Radagast the unfashionable!


SwedishFlopper

I always picture it that he has rainbow sparkles in his robes so when he shifts into the light he lights up a like rainbow. Or Saruman was doing a magical robe change in front of him


pete_random

Thanks to you I just imagined Christopher Lee doing a Sailor Moon like transformation and now I‘m sharing this thought with the world.


CarmillaKarnstein27

I'm mad at myself for not coming up with this one. 😂😂😂


O2taupe

PJ probably read this part and said "nop, he's gonna stay white". Good idea!


in_a_dress

In defense of PJ, the way the robes are described would probably be a little difficult to do on film, though maybe not impossible. It’s basically only revealed to be many colors upon close inspection but looks white otherwise. It would have been cool to do like an iridescent sheen on his robes but only once they go inside the tower and Saruman starts to explain his intentions to Gandalf.


RyBreqd

i like what bakshi did where he just made saruman red for no reason and had him do badass 70s northern lights special effects in gandalf’s general direction


My_nameisBarryAllen

Probably because rainbow robes would be really hard to do on film without looking stupid.  Whereas you can imagine anything you want.  


QueenCityBean

Omg more LotR/Drag Race memes, plz


Let_them_eat_cakee

Saruman the slaaaay


Let_them_eat_cakee

Oh no he betta *bring those hobbits to Isengard*. ![gif](giphy|hhgAbqQpm49vW)


Insert_Goat_Pun_Here

Saruman of many colours and his Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat


Dutch_Yoda

"I liked white better..."


RubyBop

Gandalf the Sassy


EB_Groupe

Don’t forget the 1978 animated film’s version of him. His beard reaches down to the hem of his robe, and his robe is red, making him a hippy santa claus.


Extreme-naps

His voice when he said Saruman of many colors haunts my nightmares


scruffyduffy23

People don’t get this. He is like a rainbow bleeding into white. The many colors thing is a sign of duplicity. He is a false white. Gandalf is true white (magic intention not race).


Let_them_eat_cakee

I bet more do than you think


scruffyduffy23

Have you seen how many people comment on the movies vs the books on this sub? Nothing wrong with preferring either but information is definitely lost.


Old_Heat3100

Sarumans a big stinky hypocrite who tries to shame Gandalf for his love of the halflings leaf despite having a secret stash of weed Saruman the kind of guy who grows his own weed then votes against legalizing it


Extreme-naps

Well, obviously he doesn’t smoke the stuff. He just sells it. You can’t get high on your own supply.


SlightlyOffended1984

Ian McKellen: perks right up


spacestationkru

Saruman the Fabulous


4011isbananas

"I liked white better," -Gandalf


wycreater1l11

What does Sauron think of this?


sauron-bot

Come, mortal base! What do I hear? That thou wouldst dare to barter with me? Well, speak fair! What is thy price?


wycreater1l11

Where do you reside now Sauron?


sauron-bot

Thou thrall! The price thou askest is but small for treachery and shame so great! I grant it surely! Well, I wait. Come! Speak now swiftly and speak true!


Sqweed69

Saruman the fabulous


MagnifyingGlass

It was red and yellow and green and brown And scarlet and black and ochre and peach And ruby and olive and violet and fawn And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve And cream and crimson and silver and rose And azure and lemon and russet and grey And purple and white and pink and orange And red and yellow and green and brown and blue.


WatchingInSilence

Saruman denounced Gandalf for his love of the Halfling Leaf and Radaghast for his love of Mushrooms. Then Saruman leapfrogged the both of them, jumping straight into Meth.


Tobi_1989

Saruman the Fabulous


Ok_Clock4774

When I first read that, I envisioned something pearlescent/iridescent I still do


ghoul2789

Saruman the Proud!


manly_support

Saruman serving iridescent realness


DeltaV-Mzero

Saruman: I have never done anything wrong in my entire life Grima: I know this, and I love you


Nheteps1894

Rupauls Drag Race: Middle Earth coming soon


shadowscar248

When Gandalf is in the tower ![gif](giphy|zHC7JGOmtNjigdSeyo)


O2taupe

PJ probably read this part and said "nop, he's gonna stay white". Good idea!


-Epic_Sheep-

Like gasoline. Looks awesome when it spreads, but taints galleons of water


Nero_2001

Saruman became an ally


JustSomeRamblings

more like saru-like-men amirite


dmccauley

I saw through the window, they was in white robes... 🚂


t1Design

Saruman the RGB


sauron-bot

*Zat thraka akh… Zat thraka grishú. Znag-ur-nakh.*


altsam19

It's not likely that Gandalf couldn't see that Saruman's robe went from white to colorful. When I read it first I thought that it may not look clearly like his robes were of many colors, but it transformed into a sort of iridescent texture, like when the light hit it, you could look at the white cloth and see all the colors of the rainbow, and Gandalf, talking close to him, suddenly noticed it wasn't JUST white anymore, but all colors.


bidroid1

I never understood that line when watching the cartoons as a kid