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Cooper_CAL

"There are twelve Dwarves and you only have 8 bullets in that gun, Bilbo. You can't shoot them all." *Bilbo unholsters second pistol*


bilbo_bot

I need a holiday, a very long holiday.


TheReaderDude_97

"I count 6 shots, Hobbit." "I count 2 guns, dwarf."


Shmuckle2

**Gandalf whips out a blunderbust longer then Bilbos body and points it at the pipeweed** Gandalf - "Don't tempt me, Bilbo!"


bilbo_bot

We have also developed a keen interest in the brewing of ales and the smoking of pipeweed


aspieinblackII

https://preview.redd.it/egjyzp62vyvc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=385198e0a324e51c2cbdf588a783331892aa6d24


Hohoho-you

You've been a bad boy Lester


Wide_Environment3107

They've all but destroyed the plumbing!


CurlyQueenofGondor

Blunt the knives, bend the forks


TheReaderDude_97

Clean the barrel and load the glock.


AlfaKilo123

Dawn your holsters and armour plates


TheReaderDude_97

That's what Bilbo Baggins hates


bilbo_bot

A good one too. An expert, I'd imagine.


Sabre_Killer_Queen

That's what Bilbo Baggins hates! (Gunfire blasts go off as his home turns into a battleground)


bilbo_bot

You're going on a quest?


Audere1

Don


NoWingedHussarsToday

It's like 10.000 bent spoons when all you need is a sharp knife


ElTetoMedina

Gandalf: https://preview.redd.it/d4pv436vy2wc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa21fc2ed880312a89a5574c98e9f79d7730414c


SonoDarke

https://preview.redd.it/3jpnsrp7jgwc1.jpeg?width=463&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=373625b670cd0a035de384d19cbf35a2b3305277


Reasonable-Wolf-269

Yes. But if he has that, they'd be in full tactical gear with machine guns, grenades, and who knows what else. They're always in full armor and carrying heavy weapons. Cause they're dwarves. 😆 In the end, it'd play out the exact same way.


TheReaderDude_97

Dwarf SWAT raid on Sackville Baggins' after the dinner and drinks then?


PotentialSquirrel118

Have uninvited guests? The Shire Rifle Assocation recommends a short barrell pump-action 12 gauge shotgun with dwarf shot shells.


TheReaderDude_97

*Warning: Don't let a dwarf get too close to you as they are natural sprinters. Very dangerous at short distances.


PenaltyPublic406

Gandalf is gonna have a same respond as what he responds at old bilbo in that scene (i forgor)


bilbo_bot

Not Gandalf, the wandering wizard, who made such excellent fireworks! Old Took used to have them on Mid-Summer's Eve!


HACEKOMAE

What movie is that from?


ProtectMeAtAllCosts

fargo show


TheReaderDude_97

I honestly don't know. I was looking for Sherlock gun scene for the meme when I came across it. Might be from The Operative or Cargo, but I am not sure.


emu314159

It wasn't from the crossover where the secret Holmes sister gets hold of a ring of power and mind controls people?  (Except for the crossover and ring parts, that was an actual thing. I'm assuming Moffat suffered an invisible stroke during the writing phase.)


Meio-Elfo

Lord of the Rings could have ended in The Hobbit if Bilbo had an M16


bilbo_bot

Yes, yes. Its in an envelope over there on the mantlepiece.


Knives-n-Arrows

After looking in the comments, I'm convinced this sub has the best bots ever


WastedWaffles

Bilbo would have had even more food in his larder


bilbo_bot

Cancelled? No, nothing's been cancelled!