*It's the eye of the hobbit, it's the second breakfast*
*Risin' up to the challenge of our supper*
*And the last known survivor talks his way into dinner*
*And he's watching us all with the eye of the hobbit*
Go fetch me those sneaking Orcs, that fare thus strangely, as if in dread, and do not come, as all Orcs use and are commanded, to bring me news of all their deeds, to me, Gorthaur.
Go fetch me those sneaking Orcs, that fare thus strangely, as if in dread, and do not come, as all Orcs use and are commanded, to bring me news of all their deeds, to me, Gorthaur.
Hey yo Gandalf
AAAADRIANDALF!
*It's the eye of the hobbit, it's the second breakfast* *Risin' up to the challenge of our supper* *And the last known survivor talks his way into dinner* *And he's watching us all with the eye of the hobbit*
🎵🎵 it’s the eye of Sauronnnn it’s the thrill of the fight🎵🎵
Death to light, to law, to love!
You know, the bot’s response almost works.
I didn’t hear no horn
*takes ring from Bilbo* "No Rocky! You can't go all the way to Mt Doom on your own!" Rocky: *"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!"*
You want it for yourself!
No Bilbo, he just likes fighting in a ring, not owning them.
No! Wait.... it's... here in my pocket. Ha! Isn't that.. isn't that odd now. Yet after all why not, Why shouldn't I keep it.
Please make Agollum Creed
The Dead Marshes. Yes, yes that is their name. This way. Don't follow the lights.
That was quality shitposting not gonna lie…
All I wanna do is go the distance to the Lonely Mountain.
There's no easy way out! There's no shortcut home!
*Montage plays of Bilboa riding a very fast pony spliced with flashbacks of the life and tragic death of Apollo Creedenshield*
*slow motion close up of them embracing each other in the water at the beach while wearing tiny 80's shorts*
You're not leaving us?
"He's not hobbit, precious . . . . He is like a piece of mithril." ― Ivan Sméago, probably
"G-o-o-o-ll-u-u-u-m-m-m!"
Yeah to you it's Durin's Day, but to me it's Thursday.
They both have an obsession with the ring? Yeah, I like it.
It's the eye of the Sauron It's the thrill of the fight Rising up to the challenge of our rival
Go fetch me those sneaking Orcs, that fare thus strangely, as if in dread, and do not come, as all Orcs use and are commanded, to bring me news of all their deeds, to me, Gorthaur.
 Chap
Then he buys the Gaffer a robot that sort of becomes his wife and everyone decides to just ignore that and moves on.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAFFIE
“Remember, the mind is your best muscle. Big arms can move rocks, but big words can move mountains again Gandalf, mountains.”
Alternatively: Float-bye Sting-bee
[arm around sauron] if I can change, and he can change…..
Go fetch me those sneaking Orcs, that fare thus strangely, as if in dread, and do not come, as all Orcs use and are commanded, to bring me news of all their deeds, to me, Gorthaur.
Fuck you
It's not about hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit, and still keep walkin'
I love thinking about how this got made. The idea. The execution. All of it. So stupid. So brilliant.
"Arraaagooornnnn yo Aragoornn "
Defeated Smaug single handed
I love Internet
Hey, mate! How are you? Did you create the image? If that is the case, can I use it? Thanks.
That seriously just looks like Pippin.
Now someone make Schwarzendalf The Grey
I still prefer [Gando](https://old.reddit.com/r/lotrmemes/comments/18wo9t4/choose_your_champion/). P.S. we need more of these.
Just passing through a dragons lair 
Smaug drew first blood
He would have been the right height for the role.