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Baratheoncook250

Little does Bilbo know, that Gandalf can control metal


FunyunCream

Itโ€™s made out of bone lol


Theguyrond123

Bone of his victims


RealEstateDuck

Instructions unclear, Gandalf has now boned Bilbo.


bilbo_bot

Not Gandalf, the wandering wizard, who made such excellent fireworks! Old Took used to have them on Mid-Summer's Eve!


Theguyrond123

Sentient


Theguyrond123

Good bot


whisky_biscuit

I watched that one. Lord of the G-Strings.


Ardukal

Aaah, a boner. โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฒ


Theguyrond123

What I find when I see Smeagol ^/s


gollum_botses

The goblinses will catch it then. It can't get out that way, precious.


Ardukal

๐Ÿคฃ


Observer2594

bones are made of metal, sort of


Svinigor

What kind of metal do you have in your bones?


Observer2594

Well calcium is the major one. Then there's potassium, zinc, strontium, magnesium, manganese, potassium, and probably a few others Also a few of my bones have a decent amount of steel


Svinigor

Sorry, my bad, I was a bit confused when writing this.


FlyingVMoth

Why didn't Gandalf Magnetoed the ring to the mountain


Ardukal

With arms crossed and a face of arrogant superiority too.


Baratheoncook250

He wanted to challenge himself


bilbo_bot

Dragon! Nonsense, there hasn't been a dragon in these parts for a thousand years.


I_Am_The_RAID

Dragons control metal?


Ardukal

Dragons are metal? Damn right!


Ozzy_T69

Hraaahndalf!


FunyunCream

Heโ€™s a dead Mandalf!!!


whisky_biscuit

I read this in Mario's voice lol


ok2fingers_then

Im not sick of the meme but this is another funny version of it


Ardukal

I used to like this meme. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ I still do, but I also used to.


wilberfarce

We don't want any more Gandalf-Bilbo mememakers, reposters or derivatives!


bilbo_bot

Not today! I suggest you try somewhere over the hill or across the water! Good morning!


Narrow_Car5253

Good morning!


wilberfarce

Exactly! ๐Ÿ‘


Ardukal

That is a lie! Gandalf has always been our friend and ally.


GalatBaat

Exactly, very boring now.


DontEatTheGarb

I'm not trying to rob you, I'm trying to prevent you from retiring to the Elven sanctuary.


Ardukal

โ€Iโ€™m just trying to pull your hair when you behave erratically Bilbo. Just behave like you used to, hmm? In all the years I have known you - behave.โ€


bilbo_bot

Gandalf?


Ardukal

Bilbo? ๐Ÿ˜ง


bilbo_bot

Very impressive, Master Worrywort. Now, I don't suppose you've seen a wizard lurking about these parts?


TacticalCowboy_93

HRAAAH!!!


SlipsonSurfaces

But what is the pun?


AExtravaganza

That's the best one lmao


FunyunCream

Thanks just trying to put out original shit even if itโ€™s trash lol


AExtravaganza

Yeee it was funny the first or second time but after 26 it got dull


anomandaris81

Where's the pun?


Someordinaryguy1994

This is the 1st version of this meme that I've upvoted


marikmilitia

Perfect


TacticalCowboy_93

Did that bot die away? Haven't heard from him in a few months.