Galadriel's herbs will have you forgetting things that were and are, such as that you still have yet to pass the blunt weedbearer.
Treebeard's shit will have your crew talking slower than an entmoot.
Honestly? Not pictured, but Tom Bombadil's dank is eldest. Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow! Bright blue his jacket is, and his dabs are yellow!
Tom, Tom! your guests are tired, and you had near forgotten! Come now, my merry friends, and Tom will refresh you! You shall
clean grimy hands, and wash your weary faces; cast off your muddy cloaks and comb out your tangles!
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Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo! By water, wood and hill, by the weed and willow, By fire, sun and moon, harken now and hear us! Come, Tom Bombadil, for our weed is near us!
Hey there! Hey! Come Frodo, there! Where be you a-going? Old Tom Bombadil's not as blind as that yet. Take off your
golden ring! Your hand's more fair without it. Come back! Leave your game and sit down beside me! We must talk a while more,
and think about the morning. Tom must teach the right road, and keep your feet from wandering.
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Whoa! Whoa! steady there! Now, my little fellows, where be you a-going to, puffing like a bellows? What's the matter here
then? Do you know who I am? I'm Tom Bombadil. Tell me what's your trouble! Tom's in a hurry now. Don't you crush my lilies!
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Okay but I think Radagast would make kush in his shack that would disperse your soul to dust and then slowly put it back together in a reverse order.
TomB might be elder but he strikes me as a casual smoker, while Radagast is actively out there to make the kush equivalent of Celebrimbor's rings
Radaghast is on shrooms, treebeard would never kill another plant to smoke it, Lurtz is on PCP or bath salts or some shit, Galadriel is on some medical grade cocktail of stuff perfected over thousands of years that’s so potent everyone around her is tripping, and everyone else is doing the same Old Toby, the finest weed in the Southfarthing.
See I want to watch that version of LOTR, Saruman blending Uruks with men and force feeding them roids, tripping at Galadriel's place, stoned hobbits arguing whether Old Toby or Longbottom is the best smokable, and partaking in Radaghast's edibles
No one I know understands about Jack in the box tacos. They were awesome when I was a kid, taco bell tacos are like comparing wraiths to living men....just a shadow of the real thing!
Dude! Honestly my mom got me into them, I love them and I don’t even understand why but they’re like crack without, you know the horrible side effects. Tbell just doesn’t even compare like you said. Which is so pathetic like it’s in the name of their franchise come on. That’d be like the riders of Rohan being trash ass Calvary warriors
I have a hard time believing that any of the mortal beings in Middle Earth actually know how to grow the best shit. But Merri and Pippin definitely know who has the best shit.
The Galadhrim do cocaine, for sure. Radagast does mushrooms. The Uruk-Hai smoke ditch weed. Hobbits have the best weed, and by extension so does Gandalf because my man stocks UP every time he visits.
"Uruk High", the worst school in Middle-Earth. Classes involve how the Orcs came to be, and whom you serve.
But the answer is Erebor. That mountain is "misty" for a reason.
Hobbits grow the best mids you can find. It's not elven weed where one hit sends you to the grey havens. It's the kind you can just load a pipe of and smoke on all day, elevated but never too far gone. Grown with love. Weed for the common man
I’d want to have a smoke session with radagahsts weed, and him hosting of course. Gandalf is invited but I’m not going anywhere with his crazy ass. Pippin and Mary are so invited because they will carry the party on but also not go do insane shit until the munchies hit them. But you know Little Rad’s got the best connection for mushrooms. It’s a squirrel who literally crashes in his right coat pocket😂😂
Inform the who? What? No, no, no! We do not want any adventures here, thank you! Not today! I suggest you try somewhere over the hill or across the water! Good morning!
Galadriel has the best hydro that you've ever seen. It's been selectively bred over thousands of years and all of her glass is always spotless. Urukhai smoke brick weed. That's why they're so angry.
Radagast is obviously a wook. Just look at him lol. He’s got the best weed, but you probably don’t want to share the same joint with someone who has that kind of hygiene
Gandalf smokes schwag, I’ll never forget when he was at Bilbos house discussing the ring with Frodo and packing his pipe and there were stems and seeds on the table.
Gandalf sells what he grows himself, but gets his private supply from the ents, who have the best quality, but dont partake.
Galadriel purchases hers off of Gandalf, and pays 70 a gram, because that's what she was told it was worth.
Merry and pippin steal theirs from a neighbors hemp field, and pretend to be high.
The orcs smoke real dank shit, total couch potatoes.
I think after stealing Saruman’s stuff technically Merry and Pippin probably have the best stuff.
Although Galadriels will make you remember things you never knew you forgot but like the other way.
Treeveards takes a long time to kick in because ents.
I think gandalf is the obvious answer for the best. He knows every strain, even has a few of his own, will throw you out of his house if you show up with a preroll
Radagast seems like the type to grow his own decent stuff but is more interested in the shrooms he has growing in the cellar
Bilbo gets his stuff from gandalf. Doesn't care as much about all the details, trusts the wizard to smoke him out.
Pippin and merry hop around the dispensaries for free prerolls and cheap distillate carts. Fun to hang around with while high but def bring your own.
Treebeard thinks modern weed is too loud and misses skunked up brick weed that you can smoke all day without ending up on the moon
Galadriel exclusively vapes high-end resin carts out of a 200 dollar pen. She's always a little stoned but hates being super-high.
Oh the urukai doesn't smoke weed and will call you a child if you do, while blasting crystal meth out of an old light bulb
Not seeing Bombadil on here…
But excluding him the answer is actually Galadriel. That is if you can get past Haldir at the door (dude’s kind of a snob)
Galadriel is simply numb to its effects after so many years. She's been microdosing all sorts for so long that her idea of 'micro' will kill even the hardest of todays users.
Galadriel's herbs will have you forgetting things that were and are, such as that you still have yet to pass the blunt weedbearer. Treebeard's shit will have your crew talking slower than an entmoot. Honestly? Not pictured, but Tom Bombadil's dank is eldest. Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow! Bright blue his jacket is, and his dabs are yellow!
Tom, Tom! your guests are tired, and you had near forgotten! Come now, my merry friends, and Tom will refresh you! You shall clean grimy hands, and wash your weary faces; cast off your muddy cloaks and comb out your tangles! ^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
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Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo! By water, wood and hill, by the weed and willow, By fire, sun and moon, harken now and hear us! Come, Tom Bombadil, for our weed is near us!
Hey there! Hey! Come Frodo, there! Where be you a-going? Old Tom Bombadil's not as blind as that yet. Take off your golden ring! Your hand's more fair without it. Come back! Leave your game and sit down beside me! We must talk a while more, and think about the morning. Tom must teach the right road, and keep your feet from wandering. ^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
Tom is the stoner God But that hobbit shits gotta be good if even Saruman has a stash
I think Tom Bombadil is on speed and not pipe weed. Saruman had secret stores of some the finest long bottom leaf.
Whoa! Whoa! steady there! Now, my little fellows, where be you a-going to, puffing like a bellows? What's the matter here then? Do you know who I am? I'm Tom Bombadil. Tell me what's your trouble! Tom's in a hurry now. Don't you crush my lilies! ^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
Okay but I think Radagast would make kush in his shack that would disperse your soul to dust and then slowly put it back together in a reverse order. TomB might be elder but he strikes me as a casual smoker, while Radagast is actively out there to make the kush equivalent of Celebrimbor's rings
Radaghast is on shrooms, treebeard would never kill another plant to smoke it, Lurtz is on PCP or bath salts or some shit, Galadriel is on some medical grade cocktail of stuff perfected over thousands of years that’s so potent everyone around her is tripping, and everyone else is doing the same Old Toby, the finest weed in the Southfarthing.
I don't want to have life-changing visions of things that are, or were, or have not yet come to pass, I'm just tryna chill. Pass me the Old Toby
Radagast is on shrooms but also the shrooms are on Radagast
The circle of life
Lurtz is a meth head for sure
Nah just roids Torch relay orc is definitely meth
Or flakka
Saruman’s just passing out shtuppenpills as they make their way out of Isengard.
A little benzedrine never hurt anyone
Would not touch whatever Lurtz has but it did keep Merry and Pippin going.
See I want to watch that version of LOTR, Saruman blending Uruks with men and force feeding them roids, tripping at Galadriel's place, stoned hobbits arguing whether Old Toby or Longbottom is the best smokable, and partaking in Radaghast's edibles
Galadriel is Ecstasy
This mfer knows his druggies
 This says it all
If it's good, it's Southfarthing. If it's really good. It's old toby.
Old Toby is the obvious answer
Old Toby. It’s Toasted.
I don't think he knows about the 3 am taco bell munchies, Pip
Nor does he know of post munchie dessert followed by post dessert Jack in the box tacos
No one I know understands about Jack in the box tacos. They were awesome when I was a kid, taco bell tacos are like comparing wraiths to living men....just a shadow of the real thing!
Dude! Honestly my mom got me into them, I love them and I don’t even understand why but they’re like crack without, you know the horrible side effects. Tbell just doesn’t even compare like you said. Which is so pathetic like it’s in the name of their franchise come on. That’d be like the riders of Rohan being trash ass Calvary warriors
Too bad we dont have a Jack in the Box around here still.
I’d have to agree, especially since they wrote everything about smoking
Supper?
My pick, you know Pippen got some good shit
Rhadaghast is 100% on shrooms and Lurtz is doin lines as long as his sword.
Lurtz does meth. Like Aragon literally says that some evil gives Speed to these creatures.
Maybe some PCP.
Oh definitely. Orcs and Uruks are coke heads of Middle Earth. It would explain some of their noses
Thanks for making my day 😂👌
And Galadriel is all about LSD
Was going to say the same thing!
It bombadil and it’s not even close
Hey my guy, you gotta hit this. This shit is the Bombadil
As a stoner myself, I can tell you for a fact that Merry and Pippin would 1000% have the best weed.
I have a hard time believing that any of the mortal beings in Middle Earth actually know how to grow the best shit. But Merri and Pippin definitely know who has the best shit.
Exactly. Merry and Pippin without a doubt know where to find the best shit lmao.
They're probably Middle Earth's #1 authority on who gets the title lol
I really would not smoke any Orc weed, moldy and harsh. edited for spelling
We ain't had nothin' but maggoty weed for three stinkin' days.
Must be some pretty dank shit.
Weed is back on the menu?
Schwag is back on the menu boys.
I might be down for some black mordor hash.
I was thinking some dark hash made by Saruman
that's because orc weed is probably crack
Why exclude the legendary gardener Samwise Gamgee? He probably didn't smoke too much but I'm sure he kept "Mr. Frodo's" stash plentiful.
Why did he garden at night time really? Cause he wasnt dropping no eaves.
As much as I know Tolkien expresses that pipe-weed is tobacco... Rolling up with merry and pipin would be the best.
Dude rollin up in a Hobbit hole with a nice fire, fresh bread, cheese, cured meat. It's like fucking heaven.
The Galadhrim do cocaine, for sure. Radagast does mushrooms. The Uruk-Hai smoke ditch weed. Hobbits have the best weed, and by extension so does Gandalf because my man stocks UP every time he visits.
Merry and pip always know where the best stuff is at
That image of cartoon bimbo got me high just looking at it Edit: I'm keeping this autocorrect as is
Galadriel is not on weed. It must LSD. Radagast was on mushrooms. Gandalf knew his way around and would have the best weed.
"Uruk High", the worst school in Middle-Earth. Classes involve how the Orcs came to be, and whom you serve. But the answer is Erebor. That mountain is "misty" for a reason.
Erebor was lonely
Thus, and likely because of, the "misty". Why the hell else would Bilbo have agreed to go there if not for one thirteenth share of the stash.
Now, now, keep your distance! I'll use this if I have to!
Where is Elron' Mc Bong?
Und wat is Wacken?
Der hat Zeuch, das haut dir die Löffel weg
Lutz uses crack not weed
That would be the Southfarthing hobbits, the Longbottoms. Best pipe weed in the shire or perhaps even the entire world.
Hobbits grow the best mids you can find. It's not elven weed where one hit sends you to the grey havens. It's the kind you can just load a pipe of and smoke on all day, elevated but never too far gone. Grown with love. Weed for the common man
Gandalf knows the shire is where you get the best of the best. But I bet Elf weed gives you a wicked body buzz
Ents, limbs down
Elven based hobbit varient would be the most abominable shit that would take you to Iluvatar and beyond
I’d want to have a smoke session with radagahsts weed, and him hosting of course. Gandalf is invited but I’m not going anywhere with his crazy ass. Pippin and Mary are so invited because they will carry the party on but also not go do insane shit until the munchies hit them. But you know Little Rad’s got the best connection for mushrooms. It’s a squirrel who literally crashes in his right coat pocket😂😂
Definitely Radagast
Radaghast’s shit is definitely laced
Galadriel seems more Mushrooms or LSD than weed to me I’m going with merry and pippen
You know it’s the hobbits, that’s why Gandalf goes to them for it! He wouldn’t smoke any middle earth shwag!
What drug is Sauron on?
Come, mortal base! What do I hear? That thou wouldst dare to barter with me? Well, speak fair! What is thy price?
Radagast grows his own, for sure.
Merry and pippin definitely smoke mid. I bet that animated bilbo gets fuckin zonked daily.
Inform the who? What? No, no, no! We do not want any adventures here, thank you! Not today! I suggest you try somewhere over the hill or across the water! Good morning!
Radagast is forever stoned by mushrooms. Treebeard's stuff is known to cause impairement to communication and vocal abilities.
Gandalf get his shit from the same hobbit as merry n pippin. Which is probably the best. Radoghast just be shrooming.
Galadriel has the best hydro that you've ever seen. It's been selectively bred over thousands of years and all of her glass is always spotless. Urukhai smoke brick weed. That's why they're so angry.
I bet Treebeard and Galadriel have a slamming good time together!
Radagast is obviously a wook. Just look at him lol. He’s got the best weed, but you probably don’t want to share the same joint with someone who has that kind of hygiene
Radaghast is probably smoking meth
Gandalf smokes schwag, I’ll never forget when he was at Bilbos house discussing the ring with Frodo and packing his pipe and there were stems and seeds on the table.
No! Wait.... it's... here in my pocket. Ha! Isn't that.. isn't that odd now. Yet after all why not, Why shouldn't I keep it.
There's actually a German redub parody called Lord of the Weed, everyone here knew it in the early 2000s. It's still on YouTube
Treebeard, definitely. Even the water there cause Pippin and Merry to become higher. He'd get upset if you smoked his plant friends though.
Merry and pippin, it’s not even a question
Radaghast knows how nature works, is probably him
Sackville-Bagginses
You know Radagast has cultivated the top stuff you'll reach new levels of chill.
m&p! radaghast looks like he smokes stronger, not necessarily better,,,
Old Toby! It's the finest weed in the South Farthing!
Me
Gandalf sells what he grows himself, but gets his private supply from the ents, who have the best quality, but dont partake. Galadriel purchases hers off of Gandalf, and pays 70 a gram, because that's what she was told it was worth. Merry and pippin steal theirs from a neighbors hemp field, and pretend to be high. The orcs smoke real dank shit, total couch potatoes.
I want that Uruk-High
Gandalf... mysteries in the dark...
Pippin is the chillest dude, he's got the best stuff.
I think after stealing Saruman’s stuff technically Merry and Pippin probably have the best stuff. Although Galadriels will make you remember things you never knew you forgot but like the other way. Treeveards takes a long time to kick in because ents.
I think gandalf is the obvious answer for the best. He knows every strain, even has a few of his own, will throw you out of his house if you show up with a preroll Radagast seems like the type to grow his own decent stuff but is more interested in the shrooms he has growing in the cellar Bilbo gets his stuff from gandalf. Doesn't care as much about all the details, trusts the wizard to smoke him out. Pippin and merry hop around the dispensaries for free prerolls and cheap distillate carts. Fun to hang around with while high but def bring your own. Treebeard thinks modern weed is too loud and misses skunked up brick weed that you can smoke all day without ending up on the moon Galadriel exclusively vapes high-end resin carts out of a 200 dollar pen. She's always a little stoned but hates being super-high. Oh the urukai doesn't smoke weed and will call you a child if you do, while blasting crystal meth out of an old light bulb
Wait! You are making a terrible mistake!
100% Galadriel making Lembas edibles
It's gotta be treebeard. He's been hitting it since the beginning of middle earth. Bro's tolerance would be INSANE
whatever the Blue Wizards had must've been choice cause they straight-up checked out
None of them. Despite the 420 crowd’s desperation for LOTR characters to be blazing, Tolkien made it clear that it was all tobacco.
Not seeing Bombadil on here… But excluding him the answer is actually Galadriel. That is if you can get past Haldir at the door (dude’s kind of a snob)
Gandalf smokes
Rhadaghast is 100% on shrooms and Lurtz is doin lines as long as his sword.
Lurtz of course
Bom Tombadil
Im shocked Galadriel is even on the list. She strikes me as someone who doesn’t pay for her weed. Also Ratagast 100% has the best bud.
Galadriel is simply numb to its effects after so many years. She's been microdosing all sorts for so long that her idea of 'micro' will kill even the hardest of todays users.
The ent got me like 🥴
Give me the extended cut trilogy and some of that Treebeard Kush and I'm in heaven.
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Who is the master of the wide earth?
Galadriel is the only *High* Elf in Middle Earth...
From whom? From Uruk-Hai? Oh, Pippin, that's no weed. You bought meth.