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Wrong_Maintenance540

that's just Welsh


ilsildur10

Now you say it. It's make more sense.


Ecstatic-Drama101

don't know, looks kinda Polish: CHRZĄSZCZ BRZMI W TRZCINIE W SZCZEBRZESZYNIE


Lawboithegreat

I’m reading a book based on a fantasy medieval Eastern Europe and boy, I gotta sound out some of these names and it unironically takes a minute sometimes


Ecstatic-Drama101

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz is a name a Polish movie character uses and is completely pronounceable to the average Pole 😁


Lawboithegreat

Let me guess, an Anglo would try to spell it Gregor Breshkiwich


Ecstatic-Drama101

https://youtu.be/AfKZclMWS1U?si=5wWWNBtOh8U15LrK


Outside-Engineer-617

Read it? The polish guy replied, i know the guy


Raneru

Looks rough tho


Wrong_Maintenance540

Kurwa!


Frosty_Cell_6827

Needs more vowels replaced with w's


Piper2000ca

Needs a couple of Cs and Ys too. And while you'll at it, a double L as well.


Wrong_Maintenance540

just because, "oh welsh"


ByronsLastStand

No it isn't 😆 It's clearly the language of the Old Ones


No_Internet_8246

Which is the same as Finnish, only different...


PalateroMan8

Phtheighthers, boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew


ilsildur10

I was thinking of the same when i saw that post.


ShinyRhubarb

But....that's not how you spell hiccup?


LookItsEric

apparently they spell it like that in Britain and that’s why they lost the revolutionary war


Psychic_Hobo

No one spells it like that here in the UK, it's insanely old-timey


AmbiguousAnonymous

Tolkien probably did hahaha


TalithePally

I'd bet it was pronounced differently back when it was spelled that way


cartesian5th

100% not how brits spell it


Mist0804

That spelling predates the revolutionary war by over 100 years, no one uses it anymore


ShinyRhubarb

Clearly


MrNobody_0

For people that invented the language they sure don't know how to use it.


Valkyrie_Dohtriz

Conlangs are the only case of languages being invented. The rest just… kind of happen 🤣


PotentialSquirrel118

You say 'ghoughphtheightteeau'. I say 'ghoughphthaughtteeau'.


Melodic_Elk_4603

Laette'ps kawl thuh whoughl thyng awegh.


MisanthropyIsAVirtue

It’d go real nice with some ghoti.


ArduennSchwartzman

ghoti & czoghs 😋


conbriozy

juicy ghotises


Twice_the_Magic

Time to send this to my Englisch Teacher.


BrownShoesGreenCoat

Ja


ilsildur10

And what was his/her answer??


ducknerd2002

Wait, is hiccough meant to be pronounced like hiccup?


H2O_pete

That’s what’s I’m saying… probably a relic of a slightly earlier English. Edit: just looked it up, late 16th century imitative of the form seen above came into use due to its association with cough. The spelling you were using is the American spelling while hiccough is more found in the UK.


Xiij

Same word, different spelling


Strange_Farmer84

r/tragedeigh


_grumpygus

lol I came to say the same thing


MoreGaghPlease

English is three languages stacked on top of each other and wearing a trench-coat But the Professor would be the first to tell you here that it makes no sense to intermix parts of words with Romance and Germanic roots


littlestdickus

Dan Quayle has entered the chat


sc4tts

Ftagn


Rowe_boat

Ghoti


MrNobody_0

I don't know how y'all be spellin' hiccup...


WingingItAsIGo

Boil em, mash em, stick ‘em in a stew


nashwaak

https://preview.redd.it/samhk9um088d1.jpeg?width=1265&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9c4d009b4ea986eb535d1a55b9f164e3e4a349d


PatchworkMann

goupfaytu*


CyborgBee73

https://preview.redd.it/cdzcier7r78d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfceb8226c28176aa6565d400bfa50f45f1c18a0 Wife made this shirt for me, coincidentally was wearing it today when I saw this post! None of my in laws get it 😢


TheArchitectOdysseus

I mean that's an old spelling of hiccup but technically could still be correct I guess. Phthisis on the other hand I don't think makes a *tuh* sound does it?


there_no_more_names

Because we use the Latin alphabet for a non-latin language with sounds that can't be represented with single letters. There have been a few alphabets proposed, but the cost of transitioning away would be so incredibly high it's not worth it. Everything would have go be printed in Latin script and whatever new script is adopted during a transition period, both would need to be taught in schools for at least one generation. And we would no longer share an alphabet with many other languages, making learning other languages more difficult. So instead we just stick with our objectively inefficient system.


Seasonscape

Or you can say Pottit


Mickeymcirishman

I always thought 'hiccough' was pronounced like 'cough' so like, hiccoff basically. Like some weird old timey word that's no longer used or whatever. Was that wrong?


Far-Negotiation-9691

Well, in french some really good writer fund a specific alphabet named ; l'orthographe d'apparat. It's the exact same thing, like in this exemple but for each letter, like "a" It's now "igt" like igt in doigt (finger). We can write entire sentence without using the fucking good letter.


Br0s4der

This is how I see celtic


My_only_user_name

I cant English anymore...


tolifeonline

I potate, therefore I am.


SpaghettiRoyalty

GHOUGH-PHTHEIGH-TTEEAUS


Sasquatch_Pictures

r/tragedeigh


Hippo_Steak_Enjoyer

I hate that the more i read it the more it looks like a normal word. Fuck my brain lol.


SlaveOrSoonEnslaved

I take offense because this meme claims it is the correct way. It is not correct. Possible, but not correct. Correct is the current spelling of potato. Also, I take offense that it is combining eytmological roots for this snippets of words. Old English, Dutch, German, Italian, maybe more. Also, gazette is French. English didn't even change the word, so that makes this meme even worse.


bad_escape_plan

That’s….not how you spell hiccup though. Edit: apparently the UK does it differently, fair enough. Typically though ‘ough’ doesn’t replace ‘p’.