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anonymouslyabeast

The law is there, but the enforcement isn't. It's like seatbelt for backseaters


IzzatQQDir

There's plenty on Lazada.


meepingmeercat08

I've seen some of those sold in person at cubix 1u wonder why no one cracked down on it yet


IzzatQQDir

Probably no one cares enough if only adults buy. If an underage person buys probably weird


HeroMachineMan

Everything is legal here, until when you get caught. :)


TypoFox

Im not even surprised, malaysian people are always the one's who wants to act righteous. But at the end, they got alot of other bad stuff going on


Soft_Ad_6942

Fr


Downtown_Marzipan404

Its like rasuah, its everywhere until get caught


mastersyx

did you know oral sex is also illegal in malaysia? yeah.


miss3ish

Oh man, im a criminal!


throwburgeratface

Authorities have an empathetic policy regarding auto fellatio, so you're safe.


backpainbed

For real? Is that due to religious reason? Is sucking dick haram?


TheMarxman_-2020

Iirc Singapore also has a law against giving Bj's because it's not "natural sex" though I think it has changed


Ill_Article_8695

HAD a law. Their president, Halimah Yacob, A TUDUNG WEARING MALAY MUSLIM, signed a bill to repeal the law. She literally put her religious and personal beliefs on the side because she prioritized the personal rights and privacy of her citizens. Could you imagine what Malaysia could be if more politicians possessed the capacity to think outside of their personal and religious beliefs for the greater good of everyone.


davtheguidedcreator

Islamic law enforce privacy. JAKIM raids shouldn't exist


TheMarxman_-2020

Ah my bad


IggyVossen

You got it a bit wrong. 1. Halimah had no choice but to sign the law. Parliament had already passed it and the President is kinda like our Agong in that their ability to hold consent is very very limited. Actually, I don't think any President of SG has ever withheld consent before. Of course, since the ruling party (PAP) has a 2/3rds majority, it can always remove the President. 2. The repeal of 377A was to decriminalise anal and oral sex between men. Up to 2007, the law in Singapore banned oral and anal sex. However, that law was amended in 2007 to allow oral and anal sex between heterosexual couples and female homosexuals but not male homosexuals. 3. It may have changed since then, but (if I remember correctly), when that law was amended, it stated that heterosexual couples can only do oral or anal sex as long as it was accompanied by penis in vagina (PIV) sex. To put it crudely, you can stick it in her mouth or behind, but you need to ensure that you stick it in her front before you finish. 4. There really aren't many differences between Malaysian and Singaporean laws, particularly those in the Penal Code. Remember, we were both once ruled as a single entity by the British and the laws they left behind here were left behind there as well.


quirky_guy

It's also illegal to download and possess pornography in Singapore. How backwards right. Sometimes it's okay to have some standards and not think the liberal west is the epitome of morality.


Ill_Article_8695

Except when those standards are derived from stupid outdated beliefs written by a bunch of dead men who live 2 thousand miles away about 2 thousand years ago. Then again, Malaysia's standards involve policing and crying over socks. Last time I checked, if someone wants to watch porn in the privacy of their home, it has 0 effects on me. Nor is it any of my business No one is saying Singapore or the west is perfect, but they are far ahead in protecting their individual rights. What two consenting adults do in the privacy of their home is no one's business. But then again, seeing their economic output compared to Malaysia tells an obvious story of what happens when you restrict your citizens too much.


PelayarSenyum

But Ronnie Cheng said there's too many Karen in Sinjapore..is it because lack of intimacy because the men work work work work work.worl poem work djdp djdok who's fiso dhsod dkdld didk


backpainbed

Haih stupid betul


J0hnnyBananaOG

Is diddling kids haram? Asking for umno folks


wawasan2020BC

Yes, unless you marry them first. Then it's halal.


JudgeCheezels

Ya meh? Then why PuAS state so many rogol anak diri cases?


J0hnnyBananaOG

Convenience.


J0hnnyBananaOG

Yooooooo wtf


UmaAvidFanFicWriter

Yes it is illegal under Penal code 377c, intercourse against the order of nature. Its a legacy law from the Brits.


Classic-Activity6738

No not Haram. Sucking dick is halal. I heard in one ceramah where they said every holes and parts of your wife is halal.


mysightisurs93

well except the butthole. Anal is harram and clear mentioned in hadiths. I also think gore and abuse is not permissible. Other than that, I think married couples are free to exercise any form of sexual activities as long as it is within.


dadrummerz

https://islamqa.org/hanafi/daruliftaa/7881/the-issue-of-oral-sex/ Bad news for the muslims.


DameArstor

Is it? I remember the poop chute actually not being allowed.


Radiant_Exit_9250

Its british era law. 


ernjster

It’s not


sirloindenial

No because we still follow the old school British era. Thou shall not be indecent. And yes is true if your girlfriend/spouse report you for asking her to blow her, she can report you to police and throw you in jail. No shit.


Sol1hanTU

Urm it’s not haram but it is seen as a a form of humiliation to the sucker


Just_Tomatillo6295

How the hell are they going to enforce that? They barge in your room when you are doing the deeds with your wife and watch. ![img](emote|t5_2qh8b|26563)


nohhak0

YES. They actually do that


J0hnnyBananaOG

Skodeng


milanolarry

Anyone ever charged for committing such a crime?


sirloindenial

Usually you will see rapist who force oral sex to get this charge, but only because of the evidence that the act was performed from the raped statement.


IndubitablyMoist

Like any other, it's the context of such act. If no one reported you, then can't imagine how you'll ever be in trouble. If you partner reported you that you forced her to bj you, or your bj demands is hurting her emotionally, then that is a case to made.


SoFool

Is it still illegal if the couple is married?


sirloindenial

Still illegal, yes your wife can report and throw you in jail.


ernjster

How tf is it illegal? It’s not even haram according to Islam, anal is doe


sirloindenial

The British wrote in law.


TheAhegaoFox

They literally sell vibrating cock rings in 7 Eleven, no one is enforcing it. Just like how blowjobs are illegal here, but who's checking?


De_Rabbid

Vibra- WHAT in 7 ELEVEN???


TheAhegaoFox

Next time you go into a 7E, don't be shy and pay attention to the condom section.


GiantCake00

Go out, touch grass. Have a look in Watson's.


Superdaneru

"massagers"


opalapo94

Lmao yes, they even have variety of condoms, flavored to bumpy ones. Check it out next time you enter 7-11, no need to malu2 la hahah


shitoupek

If it's a grey area, have they thought of offering local flavors like cendol, rendang, gula Malaka?


rederickgaylord

It's clear that you need to go out more because ONE condom have rendang flavour


shitoupek

I didn't know that Going out involved scanning the shops condoms section!


IssaMeMari0

They also have durian and nasi lemak flavour


knockh81

Why do we need to vibrate cock? ![img](emote|t5_2qh8b|26562)


PokWangpanmang

Why wouldn’t we vibrate them?


SpeedyAzi

I like you’re thinking.


unidentify91

There's a workaround. Sell it as massager


Critias017

\*cough \* therearesextoyssellingin1utamaandtropicanashoppingmall \*cough \* \*cough \*


tnsaidr

that shop in 1U ah.. honestly though I've ahem have those toys, but last time the shop keepers also no brain one, put it at the front next to a cabinet of knockoff beyblades.. luckily my kids didn't notice and I steered them away. Now they put it in the back but the other day did see some kid wander there and stared at them for a while haha..


TheAhegaoFox

That one I know, just letting people know about things that are right under their noses


SogaChew

Who need that when your phone can vibrate 


vankomysin

[have you been to Mid Valley?](https://www.midvalley.com.my/tenant/INeedHouse/f42dc13e-e3a6-4b59-bbb9-bc599bbc171a/SHOP)


Murky_Department

"one of its kind, I Need House is the nation’s largest and first-ever novelty shop catered specially for adults." In the early 2000s I found a toy shop on one of the higher floors in Times Square. I went a few months ago and it's still there. No customers though.


Shawnie

It's also "I need house"


floppicus

this place is so weird and expensive and the shopkeepers give you weird looks lol i straight up thought it was a money laundering shop


Asriel-the-Jolteon

theres 2 in sungei wang


ryo5210

Heard they only sell sex theme merchandise and don't actually have sex toys in the shop


tnsaidr

They do have an online store, owned by them but with different name.


Strepsils8888

was planning to buy a sex toy from Japan last year, but gave up as there was a news about police confuscated million worth of sex toys…


vankomysin

Worse, having to open your luggage at the airport to dispose it


downbad12878

Worse, having the custom officer test it out on your ass


tnsaidr

worse , you order online, managed to receive the package but the package was opened and it looks used.


ency6171

Ughh


KaiserNazrin

We have plenty of local shops though. No need to risk getting caught by customs.


Strepsils8888

Want to buy an AV idol sec toy from japan which is not available in Malaysia ![img](emote|t5_2qh8b|26561)


arcanist12345

Have you tried J-List? It's a little pricey but they have an option for anonymous packaging. They'll take out the product from the box and wrap it in layers of plastic so even the customs people won't know. https://blog.jlist.com/featured/new-j-list-anonymous-shipping-service/


cucuyu

But you could be buying the toys for research purposes. It doesn’t have to be for sexual activity. That might make it legal


royal_steed

What if we buy regular items but used it as sex toy ?


IssaMeMari0

Tanggu drumstick?


[deleted]

sex toys illegal but child brides are okay?


MoonMoon143

Macam di shopee ada banyak bertimbun ada yang pink ada yang oren tapi saya tidak tau lah sebab tidak pernah beli langsung


TypoFox

Bro they got like removed or some shit....


sum_dum_ho

Huh buying timun is illegal?


onndabeat

The timun: *What have I done to deserve this?!*


TypoFox

Bro... im male XD


Alternative_Page_168

You still have hole? No?


TypoFox

Bruh what☠️


Alternative_Page_168

Oh. Dont open that subreddit


Alternative_Page_168

Your asshole. And you can also consider r/sounding


TypoFox

Bro wtf.... the penis one looks painful


Lewdlicon

Only illegal because not covered by taxes. Look what happened to vape. The government just has to find a way to tax them.


TypoFox

Yeah, but vape is a different story. But really though, people smoke all the time in Malaysia and no one cares. Smoking while passing the police? Yeah, no one bets an eye.


Lewdlicon

Our enforcement is pathetic.


TypoFox

True.... even our police is fed up with the laws


Sh1rbz

Better check Lazada then…a lot of of sex toys there


J0hnnyBananaOG

Ehh wait, wasn't Watson or guardian selling vibrators legally now?


reanut28

nice try polis.


TypoFox

Im an undercover cop and i actually wanted to arrest you for knowing my identity!


xiangyieo

But gambling at Genting is ok? Moral values not eroded?


TypoFox

There's loterally a gambling pingpong game here, in Inanam bruh... sometimes i question the laws


Classic-Activity6738

When I was 14 I wandered around GM Plaza then suddenly went to suspicious shop. I thought it was toys shop and it was indeed a toys shop, but with just different type of toys. It was ten years ago though.


VapeGodz

That store on the most top floor of Midvalley surrounded by console shop.....


clip012

If it is illegal, how can [Watsons](https://www.watsons.com.my/the-firefighter-1s/p/BP_81027) selling it openly? Under the pretext of "sexual health"?


Local-Calendar-2955

I think that's a diffrent vibrator..... for massaging.... i haven't clicked the link tho


clip012

Click link pun malas. https://preview.redd.it/svmg57m472rc1.png?width=863&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=185fb29694a8628edc6ddc840e45cc4f906c4327


frs-1122

I wonder if the regulation is to not have toys that are obviously shaped as our private parts? Since the one on Watsons seems to be very plainly designed. And I think this brand has been in Malaysia for quite some time now.


Local-Calendar-2955

Lemme Buy it lol. Feeling explorative


KurumiHayashi

Can just buy mcd apple pie


Aiden_Recker

doesn't taste good. not much friction


kpopia

Legal....please let ur mom accompany you


TypoFox

XD


Sheriftarek95

There are plenty of shops that openly sells it though so I don't think it's enforced.


sadakochin

It's not obscene if it's a hidden industry is what I understand based on what I have seen.. It's when it's known by many it's considered obscene and eroding moral values. Asklegal.my addressed it in one of their articles.


Sheriftarek95

I see, that explains why I saw sex toy shops in kl and Penang but never in Kelantan or Trengganu, people will kecoh


sadakochin

It's not like it doesn't exist, but it's probably more well hidden that most other things sold. Cock rings are actually a thing here in east coast.. if you used English search terms you probably won't find it. Try cincin zakar. People who look quiet are probably privately very wild.


ArkhamRed77

dude, what are you into here?


PcGoDz_v2

Just sayin'.... It's not a crime if there is no witness.


TypoFox

Everything can't be a crime if there are no witness. Even doing illegal stuff without witness can free you.....


platysoup

It's only illegal if you accidentally offend the wrong people


sanabaebae

Even having porn vids in ur pc can get jailed lmao.


TypoFox

Bet the one's who support these laws even had some in their phones


Confident-Concert416

You don't buy kinky stuff and announce it to everyone,


jt101jt101

banana are illegal in some states so act cautiously don't get caught


IzzatQQDir

Check Lazada, OP


helioz10

It's legal if no one finds out /s


ashmenon

Regarding your last paragraph, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


scheiber42069

I bought one at lazada and it got a refund Last time I successfully bought one was 2021 afterward 2024 I kept get refunded by lazada when it reach sorting centre at JnT


guoti09

Noo I can't get my bad dragon.


TypoFox

The furry sex toy? Oh yeah, heard they come in alot of sizes..... they even have tons of monster genitals XD


DJNicShogun88

order from AliExpress. Msia dont even allow shorts at hospital


Key_Cheek4021

There are shops selling them. So dun think there are illegal


Nemesis3978

Paradigm Mall JB had a sex shop that operated the entire time I studied in Johor which is end 2017-2019. Not sure if it’s still there but yeah it was an emporium. Dildos, BDSM, Lube you name it. I heard from a friend back then you could order a sex doll but they didn’t sell at the store cos the logistics is costly. So yeah.


TypoFox

Do they sell fleshlight though? I mean, girls stuff are pretty common but males stuff are always the hardest.


Nemesis3978

Is that was it’s called now? Yeah they had pocket pussies too


GanasbinTagap

If this is the case then they should lock up all religious police because they are a bunch of dildos.


TypoFox

Bring the term "Dickhead" to a whole new level🤣 Also yeah, lock them up together with other religious company/group who wants to act as if the world revolves around them!


Programmer_Scared

My friend literally set up a company that sells sex toys. I dont know man. Dont think anyone enforcing this.


royal_steed

Why not just make your own sex toys =)


TypoFox

There's some reasons: The first being that the items that can be created into sex toys may be dangerous if used when it's not meant that way. I mean like, some people say that i should use mountain dew as a lube and Mr. Springles can as the fleshlight, but putting you sensitive parts inside that thing feels risky The second is that, the product quality might make the sex toy break easily. I mean like, yeah i can make a new one but it just felt better to buy an actual quality one? Feels safer too. Third, is that i feel like im violating those poor object to do things that im not supposed to do🤣 it's laughable sometimes but yeah, it's just..... you know?


editredza

i have 2 under my bed after marriage i dont use it anymore the ori wan feel even better


TypoFox

Honestly, that's great! Wish to find some for me too later. Just that im afraid that when i got one, then I'll get captured or some stuff.... because of this country


Worldly-Mix4811

Many things are illegal. But who adheres to it?


aquatic_asian

If it’s illegal to own then I’m a criminal, I guess \_ovo_/ Jokes aside, I’m pretty sure I’ve seen a few vibrators for sale in Watson and Guardian.


adsonn

Jokes on them, I buy a pringle can, 2 sponges and a latex glove.


xadila

Just...dont let them poke the bear lol


qmax1990

Is it legal to bring lube on an airplane to Malaysia? 😸


Vyxzs

It’s pretty easy to ship them internationally, into the country too.


n4snl

Meanwhile same sex marriage in Thailand


TypoFox

Is it called "LadyBoy" by any chance? Well yeah, i mean im not justifying those stuff but doesn't mean it should be illegal i guess? As long as the person is doing it to themselves and not causing anything bad.... then i would say, you can do what you want..


Dark-horse911

There’s a proper shop in Times Square lah


Designer-Document121

It’s allowed I bought a lot there I ordered from website named Lazada, it’sverrrrry cheap


No-Abbreviations5002

i think it was from British law, not shariah... but yeahhh, all need to relate with Muslim (I'm talking only about this issue, please don't talk about another issue)


TypoFox

Probably Came from British, but yet Muslim Laws adopted it. It has been years since the law was given, yet the country still use it till this day. Their rationale was its because "degrading moral values" which is a religion opinion rather than an actual reason.


No-Abbreviations5002

All members of Parliament needed of want to abolish the law, I think even current gov (PH) doesn't want to abolish this law


lolicekait

I spend 20 myr for fun wish me luck. Hope i dont go to jail tee hee


TypoFox

Good luck though


lolicekait

Would be funny if i actually kena tangkap lol


lolicekait

I love how this "topic" is getting more famous lol


daminokun

Sex toys(for women) is sold at watson. Maybe avoid law by categorizing it as other staff like "massager"


Living_Date322

Why Watsons allowed to sell vibrator ya?


NyesTart1399

No wonder some uses vegetables or food.


pinkbubbleboi

Me and my stash of toys be like: 👁️👄👁️


avatarsnipe

Dear OP, Do you even read Section 7 (1) of the Act PPPA 1984? That only illegal for printing,publication material. So, if you get caught and detained for buying sex toy, you can act stupid and bring this to court. You are 100% sure to win this case.


TypoFox

I hope so though ..... I've seen some news that they detained over Thousands of sex toys just because of religion issues.


PowderfulGostan-MY

Penang QBM got shop openly selling


nshud2

Yes, but who's gonna catch you?


rainbowkeys

Didn't watson or guardian openly sell dildos a few years back (at least on their online store)?


usernametaken7977

anything can be a sex toy


mckaizu

they need to crack down shopee and lazada first, alot of sex toy there


rmp20002000

Anything can be a toy if you're creative


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TypoFox

Because i honestly feel like it's the least things that the country should worry about. It's like the country is too driven by religion that everything feels..... caged.


StrangeTurn2869

But Tengas are allowed?


TypoFox

Never heard of that, what's that?


StrangeTurn2869

https://preview.redd.it/xpcupqi873rc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3666e2864b4060a79972ffd5594c306aacc50af3 I dont think it counts bc it just for yourself,but idk


JustZ0920

Well shit. Guess I'm a criminal now. ...oh wait I already am, for being gay 🏳️‍🌈💀


BenKorrie

It's not about being in muslim country, it's the law, the same law also in india. Even bj is illegal. But those cuffs with pink silhouette? That's fine as long as you do not use it for crime


AcanthopterygiiDear4

Having pornographic content on your phone is also considered illegal. Owning any obscene stuff is illegal in Malaysia. Say is say illegal, but action only will be taken if you get caught. Like, you can do drugs, just don't get caught. In Malaysia, crimes that have serious consequences are drugs, firearms, and human trafficking. Owning obscene stuff is illegal, but it's like medium seriousness.


TypoFox

Im sure guns is legal as long as you have license or permit. But come on, you can't own obscene stuff? That must've been something related to religions and beliefs thay is so called "Laws". Which is also the reason why i think that malaysia is such a big dump when it comes to this stuff.


DisFlicker

Beli je, no one gives a shit tbh 😂


TypoFox

No one give two shits until the religion group bites you😭


The_SHUN

Nobody cares just buy it


Kitchen-Ad-8450

can the sex toys go through airplane by hand carry?