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pileobunnies

It's a fantastic beard, so you can't lose with these options, but I'd really recommend going back to carrying around a cow. It'll get a lot of attention.


Jaspoezazyaazantyr

Both work for you, so if you prefer a particular summer style, options are open Also, def teach your calf to walk on a leash like a dog, unusual pets are a great conversation starter


smirkjuice

thats a cute dog in the first photo


birbirdie

What breed it is? Looks like a lab mix.


RonMcVO

Cowllie. Or… cowgie. Moodle. Beefchon frise. Uh, etc.


KitFan2020

🤪 Please tell me you’re joking?! 😂


Aiden5819

Seriously , everyone knows thats a baby goat.


KitFan2020

😂


ThunderCheeks96

Keep the beard brotha it looks awesome


Additional-Tie3809

beard but shorter


Fancy_Cat3571

Beard makes you look like thor and stache makes you look like star lord so whichever hero you prefer


TheBigBadBlackKnight

Who cares bro? bring that baby cow with you. Women will flock.


tyler-morgan75

I can agree that cow is adorable Edit:oh yh let me just add keep to the beard it looks better on you by far and make sure you bring that cow with you


Super-Satisfied

Don't ya mean herd?


Midnight_pamper

Handsome both ways! Like oh laaaaaaa handsome.


i3assy

Beard hands down, with better grooming.


Super_Promotion_1178

Man you’re a good looking guy


Unlikely_Pattern_359

Beard looks incredible


LucefieD

I was sold on the beard but the stache is pretty legit, I'd say beard for now though.


WakunaMatata

Stache is definitely legit. Hard to pull one off, but he's done it


CanibalVegetarian

I guess it’s personal opinion. I love a man with a mustache, most men with full mustaches pull it off


IcyWelder9380

Beard is better


Extension-Chapter-49

“Hot guy carries baby cow” you look amazing with both. Damn I love you..I mean


wwhispers

You have the porn star look with just the mustache.


lemonzestydepressing

Keep the beard brother the Vikings rejoice! Beards were seen as a sign of masculinity and discipline since they’ve became popular.


Rockingduck-2014

Dammit, dude… you’re making us all look like amateurs! lol. Great look both with beard and just stache.


Good-Consequence9463

Keep the beard


someonethrowaway4235

Beard stays. 😠


fruitykana

Both styles look fantastic, you can't lose, Sir


Lalooskee

The gay dudes are gonna love this one


wwhispers

Keep the beard and take care of it. Love that new fangled dog too!


Several_Attitude_203

Def go back to beard.


RorschachFlask

I’m uncertain as to why you didn’t post more photos of this cow


uh_hiuh

KEEP THE BEARD DO NOT SHAVE IT


Miserable-Function78

As long as you’ve got a cow under your arm you’re good! Seriously, tho, both look fantastic, I’d grow the beard out some more - I like big beards, but that stache is also awesome! You really can’t lose. Also, cow.


LaGanadora

Not sure if it's the cute baby animal or the beard but I definitely say keep the beard. Tbh mustache pic gave me a bit of a jump scare.


TheRealKimShady00

Big big fan of the beard


dondestairs

Should probably try holding the cow again with just the stache. For science.


TennisNo5319

Are you doing the Arnold thing where you bench press that calf every day and as it grows you get stronger?


OkJewel

Beard


2leetSk8r

both look great


Speick1

Beard let it grow 🔥Love the baby Black Angus 👍


random-dude83

Honestly, no homo, you can pull either way. Great beard, but that mustache works for you as well


BeachBumBryan

Definitely keep it.... wow 😍


Ashalaria

BEARD


B3RG92

Stache does kinda look good by itself, but so does the beard. Both good choices. And if you carry around cute baby cows everywhere, the ladies won't be able to resist you.


dirty14U

I like the beard


chickcag

I love both, tbh


bornadog

either way bro, ur handsome, can’t lose hahaha


Probsbro326

Keep the beard daddy 🥵


aplagueofsemen

It’s a fantastic beard. It’s a fantastic stache. You can’t lose either way.


anonymongus1234

Beard!


BackgroundTeaching14

You look quite good in both pics. I think I like the beard a little more. Not sure why


blueivysbabyhairs

Keep the beard and the cow


SyeCatPath

Keep the beard/stache AND THE calf


SystematicRecurrence

Beard works well for you.


gobblestones

I hope by 'beard' you mean fake wife bc GD, I want to... help with your cows? Idk, is anyone else good at flirting with cow puns?


saymellon

beard but just shorter beard


Turndownforwhat1000

The beard looks better


towertwelve

Bro, you’re a stunner.


justintime087

Keep the beard. I'm a veteran and you look like a tough veteran who's seen some shit overseas. But the stache doesn't look bad but it's not a Tom Sellick or Sam Elliott stache. Actually do what makes you happy bro lifes too short to give a tats ass what others think about you lol.have a good one


Hotwife_explores

Sexy


Professional_Sky_212

Please keep the stache hidden away in the 70s please.


TopGuyNJ2

Let me the beard.


CompanyLimp4531

keep the beard mate


muscleliker6656

U were cutier with it


[deleted]

Although I know you were talking about your beard, I also hoped the calf was growing a beard over the last couple of months. I had hopes to see a mustache and braided beard in the cow in the next pictures.


Acrobatic_Ad1546

You look younger and cleaner without the beard imo!


Extension_Can_4873

Omg that's the prettiest baby cow ever @_@ Also don't change anything, you look amazing!


Weird-Lengthiness533

Love your beard and your stache! You rock both so well! Very handsome! 🔥


Internal_Map_8765

Beard look better than Moe I rekon bro


PotatoBestFood

Both look good, although you could give the beard more attention — with good grooming and shaping it could probably surpass the mustache. Currently it’s a bit too unkempt.


1fastgirl

never a stache. never.


kinkyintemecula

Shave it all. But just the stash you look great.


increbelle

i would def keep the beard


TPEsubslave

Beard is really great for two months! Wear it!!


LazyCap7542

Good beard Funky tash U suit both u bloody hansom git


Dickmex

Shorter beard and stache


Crans10

You grow a nice beard


Buddysplace21

Beard looks great


Ok-Abbreviations1551

You look cute in both!


Acceptable-Factor386

You look so so so handsome with the beard. Just keep that length and trimmed 💯


Accomplished-Yam6553

I rock the stache because my beard is patchy but you got a good beard so I'd keep it


juztjawshin

Lord I’ve seen what you do for others…


SwordTaster

Both looks really suit you, so go with whatever vibe you're feeling


Eastern_gent

Loving the beard


Zestyclose_Slide_527

Both look great. I would play with different beard and beard stache styles. Have some fun ! You rock a solid beard and stache


acsotpa

The beard looks great on you. If you can grow such a perfect beard, you should definitely keep it.


LouRust98

1/2: Hemsworths' lost brother


indyplaytime

Stick with the beard!


Irreversiblyagirl

either looks good, with the mustache you look like Katz from all quiet on the western front. it’s a cool look


KitFan2020

No no no… KEEP THE BEARD


Fragrant_Dirt5836

The beard looks great! Keep it man!!


Unhappy-Session731

KEEP the BEARD!!!!


Dry_Ask5493

Beard


Bearded-Man-4589

Beard you look hotter


Either-Yoghurt-1706

Both! You’re super handsome


iknownothingyo

Your very attractive bro x


ajonson8

Oh no handsome keep the beard 🔥🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵🥵


sylvianfisher

Beard looks very manly. The mustache is fine but the pile of hair looks uncombed and subtracts from manliness.


Captain_Indica

Just out of curiosity, have you ever heard of Ginger Billy?


jankjenny

You look perfect either way!!


Cdp5759

Beard looks so much better


Ex-Mormon_Waerloga

Your choice, whatever makes you feel best about yourself, they both look great.


Aggravating-Pie-5289

You stick will the full beard, never go back to the stache 🥵


epa32

I say a big horshoe hulk hogan moustache


LemonyBonobo

Beardalicious! No need to shave it.


[deleted]

I would take both and make a sanwich. Mother-may-I?


Issie339

No keep the beard!!! You look so good with it, I don't think you should grow it any longer though, just from a woman's pov 🤣


TailorPresent5242

I like both, tash does it for the gays


Bigbeardhiking

Stay bearded! It’s getting epic


chocolatealienweasel

Beard bro! Beard


CarolinaBluePA

beard!


dino_man90

No you went from young guy trying to grow facial hair to daddy.


Drackir

Your just drop dead gorgeous either way. Mustache make you look younger and more approachable, beard makes you look older, more masculine.


veebles89

The beard looks good, but it's kinda criminal to hide that jawline


Upside_down_ms_jane

Love the baby moo ❤️


KenFBall

Both looks are hot! Rotate them.


cameracaper

You look great both ways.


xComplexikus

You look fucking awesome in both pics, so I'd say just go with whichever is more comfortable and less of a hassle!! 🤘


DoubleZodiac

Looks better with just the stache imo


Super_Promotion_1178

If you wouldn’t mind a handsome muscular guy to be your farmhand, I’ll gladly help working hard all day. Just need you to scrub my back later.


wayytoomanyfeelings

Never go back to “the stache.”


Diligent_Note9487

Keep the beard. You look a hundred times better with it...


thedamnbandito

You cannot trust a man with just a mustache.


Previous_Ad5451

Both look good but it give totally different vibes, personally im a big fan of the stache


Loose_Growth1307

You do what you prefer, but you have an awesome bead, much respect!


Dazzling_Brilliant10

No mate, that beard really suits you 😉🥵


RatatoskrsNuts

Beard. Both a good, but beard is better.


Mountain-Depth150

Stay with the beard.


CXLDS0UL

i love ur little moo moo... DO NOT GO BACK TO THE STACHE.


Document-Curious

Great beard bro.


Western-Leg3569

Beard.


ryaninmidtown

I like the beard


bostonboiii86

I like the beard!


RecentDescription205

If you keep the beard keep it this length and go go back to that stupid long beard. Those things look good on .001% of humanity


Thesmuz

Nice beard and some unsolicited advice. Try some leave in conditioner for your hair it's looking a bit dry.


twincitiesdan

Keep the beard. Looks hot!! 🔥🔥🔥


SteveArnoldHorshak

You are a handsome guy so you can do whatever you want, but my vote is for keeping the beard.


L_inconnu

Better with the beard!


Inner_Quantity

Either way I just cheated on my husband


[deleted]

Stache.


Azureentropy

Oh god keep the beard 🫦😋


SnooSketches3386

Mustaches only work on certain faces. Stick with the beard but maybe trim it down a bit.