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BigShmulik97

You have the hair everyone wants 😂 I saw your comment amount being 30lbs down. That’s so awesome. Keep doing that and you’ll notice your hair will fit perfect on your head and face đŸ«Ą


DisGuyNamedWill

This. You'll be getting 7 or 8 of girls since the current trend is that hair type that they're attracted to and probably for a while


CuriousPenguinSocks

Totally agree. My "little big brother" (as I call him lol), has this hair and when he lost weight and toned up, oh man, it was just gorgeous I was so jealous. I will warn, he buzzed it at some point and while it grew back, his curls/wave was never the same. He regretted that so much.


Riphazer

+1 for gym slim down and keep the hair can do a Jack Harlow swag


macaroniguap

vouch


Minimum_Switch4237

the glow up is gonna be crazy


procrast1natrix

The hair looks shaggy and thatchy and poofy because it seems to have been cared for like straight hair. An earlier commenter wrote "curly hair routine" and you seriously have to start with this, for a week, before making any decisions about cutting. Your hair is weeping in agony for moisture and proper treatment. Read up on curly hair, but essentially you could get a start at home right now without buying any products. Co-wash it (massage conditioner through it to lift and mobilize anything dirty, rinse well) consider gently combing with a wide tooth comb while soaking wet. Gently squeeze the water out. Get a tiny amount of oil or balm (if you don't own any product consider using coconut oil or jojoba oil) rubbed in your palms and gently finger combed through. Then let your fingers help to form the natural curls you have by scrunching. You can also gently scrunch it up with a towel. Let it air dry. DO NOT BRUSH curly hair that has dried, it breaks up the curls and makes it floofy/goofy. Your hair will have a different shape once properly treated, and you can then make a better decision about cutting it.


Bendodge13

Speaking of curly hair routine can I DM you ? Have some questions about it


procrast1natrix

I've written in that post nearly everything I know about curly hair (don't have it myself) so you'll get better info at the curly hair sub.


Electronic-Series610

Man to man the hair isn’t the issue bro


phantom-vigilant

Bro said he lost like 30 pounds. He's already on the grind bruh.


Sumasson-

Is easy lose 30 pounds when have 300 to spare sir. Hard part getting in shape sir, easy part sir, I am about to tell you this, is slightly less out of shape.


phantom-vigilant

Getting the mindset to change is what's actually tuff sir.


PiScEsEyEsIAmWeAk

We get it you went to basic


Zachary_Lee_Antle

Are you always this much of a cunt to people or are you just having a particularly bad day?


simonCowellyourmom

this is a response you'd find on an r/askreddit post asking for cool responses


slugvegas

You admitting it’s a cool response and that you spend too much time on Reddit all in one sentence?


simonCowellyourmom

I'd say I average about 5 minutes a day on reddit but sure. also the whole point of my comment is that those responses are always goofy.


Uamenti

SIRS HAVE YOU RESETTED MICROSOFT PLEASE SIR TRY TURNING OFF AND BACK ON


DefiantLogician84915

He’s already on the path. No need to rain on his parade


[deleted]

No idea why you got downvoted, people are too sensitive for the truth I guess. Don’t worry though, I stand with you on this.


Tiny-Marketing-4362

I was 300 lbs 2 years ago and had no issue talking to girls and hooking up. Being 6’4” (at the time) and having a relatively small waist and relatively athletic build didn’t hurt either. OP could lose some weight, I agree on that. But being overweight is not complete chick repellent as a lot guys would say


[deleted]

I think 300 lbs at 6’4 is a bad comparison here. Not only that, but by athletic build do you mean muscle/strong? That would indicate some of that is purely muscle. Also having a smaller waist would make you look skinnier. That’s just me though.


Tiny-Marketing-4362

You right dude. It did make me look “slimmer”. Most people thought I was 230 max. I did have a lot of fat on my calves, legs, forearms, hands, face. Paired with a relatively small waist that makes you look really young, especially fat on the mid face. Kinda sucked though cause as a 24 yo “sophomore” I couldn’t get into college bars without ID because the bouncers thought I was like 18 or even 16. But as for being built, yeah I kinda looked like a 240 lb tightend at a little over 300, if you can picture that. Proportional, more evened out bodyfat and muscles, narrow shoulders, smallish butt with big legs. Didn’t really feel like I was “that” overweight even though I was almost 100 lbs overweight


JoufulKiller

Do a curly hair routine and cut the back


[deleted]

Looks kinda dry but I’m not a curly hair expert. Maybe try going on r/curlyhair and asking for advice there?


[deleted]

Aye, hair is good broski, once you lose the weight your face should get skinnier and it’ll look way better. Best of luck!


georgesorosbae

I like your hair


ceezo6

Gym


MartyTheMilkman108

I’m 30 pounds down but hope your life gets better dawg


ceezo6

Im glad to hear, keep going đŸ’Ș wishing you the best.. you won’t even care about your hair once you lose the weight


RunnerLftr

You're absolutely correct. And no one cares that Sam Sulek's hair looks ridiculous, because he's off the charts jacked.


guerovega

that’s great gang keep it up


MaximumKnow

That's solid man. Drop the weight, keep tha sauce.


phantom-vigilant

Ayyy ma man


DavidHK

I don’t think he was trying to be mean


guerovega

all he said was the word “gym” 💀 and the question was ab hair


Paxibillion

Great job bro that's awesome, you got crazy potential fr


PetulantPorpoise

I mean he wasn’t being rude, it’s legit advice man


Background_Anywhere1

Hair looks great as is! Good job on the gym, keep it up the good work.


Barath_HBK_

Hit tha gym man . Your hair looks great . Slim down and see urself some magic


Hungry_Departure_829

Yo cute ahh 😍


guerovega

just care for it better, ur hair is good as is


Open-Pineapple7378

Show it off


Present_Choice7510

Let’s go bro, that’s the shit don’t stop the grind, go get that shieet. Who’s gonna carry the boats????


StandardSea8671

Plant it and grow some broccoli


FruitJuicante

You shouldn't have round glasses with a round face. You should have square glasses I believe. Also, for your hair, keep it as is, but keep going with your weight loss. You don't look bad now, but you'll look better if you keep it up! Shorter (not short) on the sides, but long on the top, will make you less round. Your hair is very full and round, but all your features are round. Square glasses, shorter sides of your hair, longer on the top, will give you back some balance to your face shape.


buyersremorsebiden

Grow it out, like metal head style. Don’t cut the bangs, good thing about that is you can always chop it at any time. Just sucks it takes time to get to that point.


Josephh_Stain

Mid tape keep the bulk


RunnerLftr

Assuming you don't want to cut your hair short, I'd perhaps then try pushing it back, or even slicking it back.


AdditionalReturn6435

I say keep the hair and get new glasses.  Everything is too round and I think a squared off frame would give you some balance.  Just my opinion.....


stripperjnasty

Probably go-to a barber and get a taper fade


Sainted_Heretic

Rock some dreadlocks!!


Wonkdonk191

Hello Neuman! Glad to see your losing weight. Hair looks fine as is.


Fit-Host4165

Shave it


i_do_chips

Mullet


Inevitable_Pause_386

Taper fade leave too long


thrownaway1306

Keep it! It looks so amazing đŸ„°


STONED_BANANAS

You cut this hair, and angels will weep my dude. It’s glorious!!


Lost_Raccoon_6542

Slim down more and see how face is shaped before cutting.


IntricateLava9

Cut it almost all off but leave one inch of hair. Also get different glasses or contacts.


Flashy_Yesterday_803

I think you look great! Amazing hair 👍


ChimkenFinger

Take care of your curls! Get a trim to make sure the ends dont split sometimes. It looks good as it is.


CipaKaczki

You should (that one lorax song thats often distorted)


icedcoffeeheadass

Mullet! As a big boy, I never got so many compliments on my looks until I got my mullet. Especially with the light curls. You got great hair my guy.


zackturd301

Looks good keep it like this


Abject_Antelope_3516

Youre actually really handsome, I saw on this thread you are 30 pounds down. Just keep consistent with the gym and you'll notice changes in yourself in no time!


No-Introduction-9950

Go gym and, after go make a video on the suicide forest in Japan


ruffhausen

Shave it off


satanic_black_metal_

The opposite of what you are doing now.


Icon9719

Puff it out even more and be the white version of Vaundy lol


MozartRulez

Keep it, it fits the shape of your face.


VegetableAnywhere664

Haven't you heard ?


Bendodge13

What’s bad about it ? I’d love to have hair like that. If anything, DEFINITELY don’t change the front, maybe get it trimmed a bit on the sides


IllegalMiner

Keep it the way it is, looks great.


Elflamoblanco7

Go to the gym


clappinghands

Buzz cut


AeonianHighBunghole

Grow it out more man and use some conditoner on it. You got some great curls tho for sure.


CrossiantMoon

Your hair looks similar to mine. Grow it out for like half a year and see what happens!!


filthyofficeboi

Nothing. Looks fine to me


angry1gamer1

I’d say slim down a bit. Gym and healthy lifestyle. When you’re a bit smaller keep the messy curls but make it a bit shorter up top. Add in a shave to the sides so the curls stay on top and not all over. That’s my 2 cents


Despicable-Pen5515

Fade the sides


Granddyke

You look like a guy I knew named Josh


Performer-Puzzled

Read that you're 30 pounds down, honestly that's the only thing you gotta work on. Your hair looks great, fat looks to be your only issue


ianman5930

It doesn’t even look that bad at to be honest. I see people here saying “slim down”, but with your face shape, it wouldn’t change lots and lots. Keep the hair.


ianman5930

Obviously you would look more masculine and your jawline would be more defined, so do keep going to the gym, but your cheekbones probably won’t change as much as other parts of your body.


Perfect-Event9090

not with hair but with ur pounds


deOllyboss

https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/468515167485559938/


venom_holic_

take your hair to gym and work hard. and BOOM your hair will looks way more sexier. trust me in this. TRUST ME.


CodAccomplished7798

Why think about hair while having such weight ? OK it's easier but it is like thinking about treating a mild rhinitis when you have cancer.


Lethal_Landon

Bald


guerovega

waves


Sumasson-

Sir you have good hair in a just weird look on such big body sir. Is best lose more weight sir as lose some weight doesn't mean not fat sir. Stay on grind eat no Big Macs sir, is best you get healthy sir, will stop be so insecure too sir, less angry sir, feel better, even lose virginity sir. Do not even need gym sir all need is don't eat food for five sir each time eat


blotterandthemoonman

Slick that shit out bro and stop with the bussin’ trend haircut. Honestly, get some product and slick that shit back. Trust me.


Tiny-Marketing-4362

boomer hair advice


blotterandthemoonman

It’s good to go against the grain sometimes


Tiny-Marketing-4362

I guess that’s also true


Master_Parking_4503

You look like Tucker Carlson


Designer-Prior-4554

Lose 100lbs


FeeOk4157

Goblin is that you?


Outtaknowwhere

What should you do with that weight first of all 😂


Ok_Abalone_3618

Cut them all, tie them into a rope and then hang yourself ☠☠


TimelyAvocado1281

Mohawk


Pokemonlover43

Honestly bro a mid taper fade would look great on you, u have amazing hair btw.