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iiDubberz

what the fuck 😭


WitchHunterNL

my mate's living in habbo hotel


Consistent_Dream_740

Now that brings me back. Holy fuck.


nanapancakethusiast

Pool’s closed 😔


G3tbusyliving

Why are they closed? 👨🏾‍🦱


RustyFebreze

too much cybering


Big_Green_Dawg

AIDS


DayNotFish

The vagina aids


Millennial-Mason

Sonicmouse


95blackz26

It's always closed


[deleted]

You mean meo's closed


ItsMylesNotMiles

Ever get scammed during falling furni? Fuckers. Who was that user who had the pyramid of gold bricks? Wonder what he’s up to now a days.


bacon_cake

I used to "work" in a Habbo airline lmao. Teleporting doors would take our passengers to themed locations. Man I haven't thought about that for years.


Kerrypug

Bobba


Educational_Bed_242

Want bobba?


DrunkHate

Just replying to add that Habbo was closing down right before the pandemic but when it hit a shit ton of people who played as kids came back and now the hotel is pretty active and the username* is mostly people in their 20s to 40s. Habbo even loosened the censorship. I get on almost every night to talk to old friends for the past 4 years now. Edit: userbase*


callmegibby

Hahaha brilliant


Federal-Network5037

Stop ✋😭 this had me hollering


Frankentula

This cuts deep


lmnopaige-

HAHAHAHA


lpablito

Starts dancing next to the pool ladder*


Alberto_Balsalm_1

dude what an amazing comment. really threw me back lol.


MultiColoredMullet

I came here to say this. All the inflatables, especially the weird furry lookin thing.. they give me major ick. I might have to leave if I walked into someone's house and this was what I saw 🤣


angryandsmall

The might is generous here the inflatables are downright ominous to me


usefully_useless

The giant picture of OJ’s white Ford Bronco hanging on the fridge is what put it over the top for me.


Sloppyjoey20

Lmao it’s a first-gen S10 Blazer, quite a bit smaller than a Bronco. I had an S10 as my first car. That being said, it being a huge side-profile simplistic drawing is still kinda weird.


chop5397

Missing a ball pit and a nice disco ball, probably add some streamers from the ceiling too.


RelationshipOk3565

As a dude going into this dudes house would make me extremely uncomfortable


billynintendo

The inflatable jerk chair in the shower is a nice touch.


Mindless-420

If I seen that furry looking thing I'd walk right out I wouldn't even say anything.


Pick2

It has to be a troll. 4 mo account


Homeowner_Noobie

I ran into the comments thinking I cant be the only one thinking this lmao


Essekker

LMAO, this is where missing people die


onemichaelbit

The way you worded this is just cracking me up


martialar

This was originally going to be the room that Tommy saw before getting whacked in Goodfellas


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lmnopaige-

Does the shower have a drop ceiling!?


Educational_Bed_242

Bro I had to search so far to see if anyone else noticed. That's honestly fucking disgusting. Also spooky as hell for some reason. Gives me backroom vibes.


lmnopaige-

I was so fixated on it I almost missed the inflatable chair in there


Educational_Bed_242

I've been painting in the same outfit 12 hours a day for the last 3 days at a remote jobsite. I'm fucking disgusting right now and I wouldn't set one foot in this thing, let alone think to bring food and drinks in there.


Lurkerking2015

You mean the relaxing masterbation seat?


notseizingtheday

I scrolled to see if anyone was rude enough to point it out lol


DrDemonSemen

Probably a basement


lmnopaige-

Yeah but IN the shower? Seems like it'll gather mold very quickly


CovertCody

Saw a surprising amount of drop ceilings in basement showers while looking at houses. I had the same immediate thought lol


Chadflexington

Wait till you notice there is no exhaust for the kitchenette.


GiannaSushi

All those inflatables make it look like the set of a snuff film, you need to add [one like this](https://getyoursolution.store/R8cBF6) to your house entrance


hybridrequiem

OP is a furry into inflatable kink


Shrugging_Atlas88

I was gonna say, OP will you invite me to the next orgy? Looks like a party spot for sure!


Mountain-Durian-4724

Do I want to know what a snuff film is


Devlos00

No.


Opening-Two6723

No


gandalfthegaping

Someone gets murdered on camera. The film is distributed as an extreme genre of pornography. Actors may or may not consent. Obviously illegal.


MyBelovedASMR

Stupid question but do the people actually get murdered or is it just acting… because there is no way I can believe that it’s that easy to find someone committing a serious crime like that and it’s not even deep in the dark web.


Stevenstorm505

Yes, it’s real. A snuff film is someone really being murdered on camera. Although I’ve never heard it be referred to in a pornographic way or have actors involved. The tape is not legally distributed and a lot of them time it’s not someone volunteering to be murdered.


Hot_Lobster222

My friend watched one of a pregnant woman getting stabbed in the abdomen and her baby falling out onto the floor. She and the baby died obviously. Not the kind of thing I personally would ever want to see.


robbeau11

What a horrible day to be literate…that’s enough internet for me folks


apierson2011

This comment reminds me of old reddit 🥴


MyBelovedASMR

Well damn… I’ve seen comments about it “clearly being staged” so I kinda hoped for the best.


Stevenstorm505

There are some things that claim to be snuff films that aren’t and are honestly staged, but a snuff film refers to actual murders recorded on camera. They do unfortunately exist.


gandalfthegaping

Scared to ask but....was two guys 1 hammer fake or did I get traumatized as a youth?


MainAbbreviations193

Pretty sure that was real.


gandalfthegaping

Yikes. . . Probably why I haven't thought about it till now. Back in the vault it goes!


wh0re4nickelback

What a terrible day to have google.


RecordingGreen7750

I believe somebody was arrested in Germany a few years back after he agreed to meet somebody who wanted to kill him, really strange people out there, obviously in this case it never happened


Brick_Shitler

Killed and eaten


ArcadeRivalry

Armin Meiwes. He met a man online, who consented to being killed and eaten by him. The film was for himself and not to distribute. So technically not a stuff film. But a very fucked up story. It was an interesting legal battle in Germany, because it could technically fall under assisted suicide, which carried a lighter sentence I believe. And there were no real laws or legal precedent for cannibalism at the time.


Throbbing-Kielbasa-3

To put it in the least graphic terms possible: a snuff film is like a documentary version of the movie Hostel, only it's not fiction.


AfterManufacturer150

I remember my date describing the genre of movie for Hostel, he called it murder porn.


milesbeats

That Achilles tendon scene still haunts me


AfterManufacturer150

I haven’t thought of it in a while. But, that peace is now gone.


peepers63

Never saw it, now probably never will


flixbea

This is reddit. It's a murder film. Y'all don't need to censor lol.


Greedyfox7

A pornographic film involving the killing of a person usually during or after sex that some find erotic


The_EndsOfInvention

It’s a film where the main focus is on the taking of the tobacco product snuff, that is snorted up a nostril instead of smoked.


MysteriousFile7846

Cowboy cocaine! The brown bugger sugar, copenhagen coke, blue collar blow!


Danzarr

I see you too think he is a furry.


Ill-Leader229

Needs a pot of gold at one side and a fridge full of Guinness and innus&gunn shelf of Jameson on the other and it'll be mint 👌


DweEbLez0

Awfully specific, please don’t offer more details.


indigofire1o8

These photos scare me 😧


Brendo_Extendo

The inflatable wolf specifically reminds me of the episode of my strange addiction where the dude was attracted to inflatables


VulpineSpecter4

Okay so I wasn't the only one thinking this guy fucks these things


StaredAtEclipseAMA

The inflatable chair in the shower made me lol


wheniswhy

We all think this guy fucks these things.


adribash

Those things cost hundreds of dollars, OP definitely has an inflatable fetish lol. This model is from a company that specializes in animal inflatables.


inksonpapers

I just thought they were a furry lmao


LtSerg756

Can be rounded up to being one pretty much


Krazylegz1485

What do OP's furniture and girlfriend have in common? They're both inflatable...


guntheroac

😂


PipsqueakPilot

Op is a furry. He has a boyfriend.


dagabbz

Underrated comment 😭


Sir_Mr_Austin

Agree. r/roastme but the picture is living space instead of selfie


Po-po-powerbomb

Absolutely fucking not


yellowwoolyyoshi

Lmao if OP is asexual then he’s doing a great job of making sure to never be tempted elsewise


DrDuGood

What? Would it be more appropriate with a black leather couch? Lol this is sarcasm GEEZ


Eggsor

We call it a casting couch where I'm from


Po-po-powerbomb

Current arrangement is actually beautiful, it just needs a plant or two to be perfect


Sagaincolours

This is how my 15 yo son would decorate if he was going to live by himself now.


DrDuGood

He saw you typing this and packed his bags 😂


K9BEATZ

I assume it's how he would build it aswell


stoneagerock

Mf installing “temporary” tiles in their shower floor and replacing them instead of cleaning. The 15 year old logic checks out


nanapancakethusiast

What the fuck dude


UnitAggravating7254

My sentiments exactly.


slashdotnot

This looks like photos that accompany an article that reads "...and after 10 years locked underground they finally escaped and alerted a nearby neighbour for help"


lnthrx

unbreakable! they alive, dammit!


SteezyRay

Are you from the past? Why the fuck does everything look retro including the image quality?


Ill-Leader229

In a way, I guess I kind am. This was a few phones ago.


FzZyP

Please find my younger self before i invest my savings and just tell me “apple is not a stupid name for a computer company” ill know dont worry


Ill-Leader229

Copy that. Just gotta adjust the flux capacitor in my beatup ol truck.


[deleted]

Uuuhhhhh windows?


Ill-Leader229

I wish. Only had 1 exterior wall. Had plans to install a window on that wall but wasn't there long enough to do so.


Andy5416

Depending on where you're at that's most likely illegal. You must have at least one egress pathway if you use it as a living space. Whoever you're renting from needs to install one.


bighairybeardudee

He has a nasty inflatable chair in a nasty shower this man lives outside the law


Fleganhimer

As if any government agency was informed this room was occupied


ThisHatRightHere

Where are you that you have one exterior wall?


MintyFreshBreathYo

His parents basement


J_Pot269

Tf the chair doin in the shower tho..? 😂😂😂


Ill-Leader229

Ever wanted to sit and relax and have a beer while rinsing bodywash. I can be a bit of a multi-tasker.


J_Pot269

Never thought about that no. But i will give it a try. Cheers 🍻


dontclickdontdickit

This just unlocked a core memory of mine from the navy. I used to work on the flight deck and when deployed we would work long hard hours with a lot of running involved. We had this one dude in our berthing that would steal a metal chair from another berthing and put it in the shower and just sit there letting the water hit em for like an hour. Eventually the shower curtain got destroyed some how but homie would still sit butt ass naked in that chair at the end of the day almost every fucking night. Dude was weird but that shit cracked me up every time I saw it.


Sir_Mr_Austin

I love this. Every Navy story I have ever heard immediately became a permanent fixture in my memory. They are consistently the most interesting and gut-bustingly funny stories and everyone I know that was in the Navy has had a new one every day I an around them. Thank you for adding to the list.


sirgeorgebaxter

Yikes. This brings me back to high school when I lived with like 6 other dudes and all we did was smoke weed all day.


yellowwoolyyoshi

*Nothing sexual*


PretendThisIsMyName

With all that inflatable furniture I wonder if OP likes fancy nuts.


forever_a10ne

Someone has an inflatable fetish.


HalfUnderstood

tbf that's an original puffypaws inflatable. OP is living the high life


forever_a10ne

*You* have an inflatable fetish.


glitterbunn

Everybody gets a fetish!


selfawarefeline

I don’t have a piss *fetish*, I have a piss *kink*


Radioactive_Man7

I feel like if I slept in this apartment, I would wake up in the morning with a kidney missing


Sir_Mr_Austin

My wife is very angry with how hard this made me laugh 😂


Moisture_

Sheesh my panties would be moist as fuck walking into that.


aluminum_man

Username checks out


NoseMuReup

Moisture is underscored.


imapiratedammit

Probably because of all the plastic you’ll have to sit on.


ResoluteGreen

Do the drop tiles not cause issues in the shower?


aluminum_man

Whoa, I didn’t even notice that at first. Drop ceiling and fluorescent lights directly above a shower. Yikes 😂


DionFW

Thanks for not including the inflatables in the bedroom.


Penguinman077

Op fucks those


I-HATE-BUFFERING

r/cursedimages


kirkerandrews

Walks into house, sees first empty space, says “welp guess I’ll live here”, proceeds to inflate furniture


DonDoorknob

Peculiar.


wonderland_dreams

Genuine question: how old are you?


[deleted]

Let’s not use the 2000s aesthetic as an excuse not to buy a real sofa mate.


Ok_Village9344

The lighting is doing psychic damage to me through the picture. The inflatables look violated


Short-Copy7790

Did you parents promise you the basement when your tuned 16 as long as you keep your grades up? Otherwise your a serial killer.....


Pelican_Brief_2378

Promised as long as he did not come upstairs.


2confrontornot

I’ve seen this on xhamster before


cupcakessuck

Are those drop celling tiles...in the shower?!


fartmanblartock

Who what where?! Who lives in a place with a drop ceiling? What kinda apartment has a drop ceiling? Where are there apartments with drop ceilings?


banana_slippers

Answer - basements


CarpinThemDiems

Note the lack of windows as well


fartmanblartock

Ahhhh… Thanks!


spongeboi-me-bob

I’m on the third floor of a 6 family apartment and we have drop ceilings in every room. Granted, it’s only about 6” down from the actual ceiling, but it’s still drop ceiling lol.


Popular-Turnip3031

You’ve clearly never had to live in a sketchy part of town.


CosmoLifexx0

Idk where you live but I’m in RI USA and this isn’t extremely common but I’ve had an apartment with drop ceiling before and have seen others with them too.


Boogerninny81

In his parents basement of course!


planet_rabbitball

Aesthetically it’s awful, but probably a fun place to hang out.


macneto

Where's your bed? Also, I would be concerned of getting flesh eating bacteria from that shower.


Ill-Leader229

It was in the bedroom. I didn't take any photos of the bedroom while I lived there. Floor in the shower was a bit dirty from showering after work but I maintained it pretty well. I shoulda took photos after it's bi-weekly Saturday morning cleaning. Scrubbing bubbles shower foamer always the best.


[deleted]

What do you mean where’s the bed? Can you not see the inflatable brown wolf/dog?


macneto

That's the DAY, bed...come on dude...


SurpriseZestyclose98

That shower is filthy for Christ's sake


aDildoAteMyBaby

/r/malechaosspace


BIZLfoRIZL

Pretty smart of you to hide your inflatable furry sex doll in among your other inflatable furniture.


unicyclegamer

God this is terrifying


theequallyunique

This is so damn creepy.


lastdancerevolution

What kind of building is this? This doesn't look like an "apartment". It looks like a non-occupancy area that's part of a bigger home or building. I'm so confused.


BuzzOnBuzzOff

Soooo...no girls allowed?


bagelmoose

No way this dude hasn’t tried to stick it in the fox/dog thing.


pixelFrank

The trend of led strips need to go, its time.


hobo3rotik

Are you dating the fraternity?


Mountain-Parsley-344

No thank you.


Dr_Pina_

I know it smells in there my god man


Simple_Award4851

Love the drop ceiling in the shower. Definitely will not grow mold, no way.


redhotthillypeppers

Bro this place is the worst


laytonboxingaccount

This gotta be a fetish


haha__sound

Folks brutal. you do you


SweetMeatTreet

This looks like a serial killers basement before they became depressed


lord_grenville

Seems like a furry sex dungeon or something. You could use a bar near the blue LEDs


CabinetOk4838

We’ve all been there buddy. By “been there” I mean had no money for furniture, rather than “watched TV astride a giant inflatable fox.”


reality_raven

Looks like a well ventilated gourmet kitchen/bathroom.


Bubbly57

Liveable, as you say. Look forward to seeing where you're at now, or soon. Thanks for sharing 👍


Ill-Leader229

Thank you. Ya, I'll post where I am now. It's temporary so I'm keeping it simple. One of these days I'm off and just feel like chilling at home, I'll post.


Cheddar-kun

Holy shit is that drop ceiling in the shower???


ilikekittensandstuf

wtf is this lmao


ricioly

Omg no windows?


ambatukam555

You should build a double decker couch


Devlos00

Just curious, what’s the seating arrangement in the shower?


Diligent_Policy1678

If I walked in here I would think you're a serial killer


Get2dChoppah

What is this, a sequel to Big?


AdamsJMarq

Bro save some pussy for the rest of us


Losers_Agenda

I know what you are


Freebaconforlife

It's giving inflatable fetish


BRQ910

This reads furry with an inflatable fetish


I-MakeBadDecisions

Drinking a beer while sitting in the shower sounds awesome. I would run it until it runs out of hot water


Turbulent_Echidna423

blow up furniture, lmao.


wannabegenius

no offense but there is no aesthetic whatsoever happening here.