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StrugFug

Throw some dirt and rocks on the floor. Add some cave paintings to the walls. Build a fire in the middle of the room. Throw away all your clothes and electronics. Really go for it.


Delicious-Treacle135

Lmao


MargaeryLecter

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.


Maleficent-Mirror281

The Neolithic Revolution was the ruin of humanity.


AlternativeFukts

Best comment I’ve seen in this sub


heatfan03

agreed


radio555

Def some animal carcasses artfully arranged to honor your ancestors.


Old-Firefighter3332

A plant, I think.


Dirtdancefire

Fire extinguisher. A big one.


GreasyExamination

And **NOT** fire


SnooKiwis8008

It’s giving sophomore year of college stoner vibes. That’s not totally a bad thing if you make it feel like a deliberate design choice instead of a flea market in your home. Your space feels cluttered. Like I get having a lot of stuff and nowhere to put it, but tidying the random stuff on the floor at the edges will go a long way towards making the space feel cohesive. Also, get a door. That hallway/stairs looks really sloppy and not inviting.


wolviewalls

sophomore year stoner vibes, era of the tapestry


hanakuchimimi

::sad fire marshal noises::


Russ-Russ-Russs

Wtf is going on


D_inthe6oh3

Birds. No cages necessary.


adjewcent

I’d maybe spend a bit more to properly affix that sound board. All you need is spray adhesive, snack that on some cardboard and then tack that to the wall. Maybe less fake plants. This looks so busy!


SGnirvana97

I don’t think you need to add any more things. Maybe the opposite?


mrsunmoon2010

A machete


xGonzoHobo

Some plants will definitely help


No-Instruction-5669

What the fuck is happening on the staircase?? Why is the wall lined with foam and clothing?


lukumi

The foam is sound deadening material, and I’m guessing that’s what the towels and clothes are for too. But I have no idea why it’s on the stairs like that. I guess they’re trying to minimize the noise from upstairs, or minimize their own noise.


No-Instruction-5669

Right, I knew the pads are for sound dampening, but usually they are used in an enclosed space, like a room. Not sure why they would use it in the stairwell..


lukumi

Like I said in my post, I’m guessing it’s for stopping noise from traveling up or down the stairwell since they said they don’t have a door. Seems a bit misguided though.


cheapdrinks

Yeah like the stairs are already carpeted… Those cheap foam panels from eBay barely do anything anyway. Small amount of high frequency attenuation if placed at the right reflection points but that’s about it. Not going to do much about someone thumping down the stairs.


lukumi

>thumping down the stairs This is just a guess, and again I think OP’s setup is ridiculous, but I think it’s more for conversation/music/general noise since they don’t have a door. I would assume OP is pretty much the only one using the stairs, but that they’re trying to use the foam to block the sounds of their upstairs roommates or the sounds of whatever is happening in their own room.


Tylerpatato

That foam doesn’t actually work lol


lukumi

Yup that’s what I said my second comment. I’m just talking about OP’s thought process. Not what actually works.


CreatorOD

Lamps with different colours. You are building a den


MySt1C93

try making swamp in the middle


h00tietootiediscoqt

Maybe some mud pies to fertilize the plants too. You have plenty of leaf slices to use around your place so you shouldn’t really get mud pie on your hands.


basschikk

Stand against the wall wearing a ghillie suit.


awt1990

Your chairs all look a little uncomfortable to me. Perhaps it’s just me, but I would say a matching chair, a side table and an ottoman for the center of your entertainment area.


LmaoImBoredHelp

Ngl I'd take the fake vines off the ceiling, if that's your vibe then more power to ya but it just feels overcrowded.


CaptainPerox

I feel like it’s missing some green, try maybe adding some plants, should really live up the place!


Bearbats

you should add some mushrooms to your digestive system


UrDeafFrdMikey

Why are those pillows dirty on the floor next to your folding chair. Do you not have a closet?


reawakenbacon

I salvaged them from someone front yard after they were gonna throw them out. They were my leg rest


lukumi

My guy. Pillows are fairly inexpensive. Spend less money on neon signs and more money on fresh pillows.


UrDeafFrdMikey

How do you not know if there’s bed bugs from that pillow? It’s visibly dirty my friend


gothviixen

this looks like a chaotic jungle tbh. I definitely wouldn't add anything. is there even room for more? there's a lot you could get rid of or just tidy up what you do have... looks so messy


Starlightmoonburst

I'm not trying to be rude at all, but I don't understand what is going on here.


IntricateLava9

You need to subtract.


ElderMammoth

I would remove some stuff honestly. Its pretty cluttered.


anonymaine2000

Looks like poison ivy from Batman and Robin movie lives there. WTF dude


Mad_Hatter_92

A better question… what should you remove


like-a-shark

I think top priority is a little loveseat or sofa and a coffee table. If you wanna live in a jungle I think it's neat and appreciate the creativity. I like the clusters of art prints. They could be arranged a little more intentionally and I think it would make a big difference. Maybe it's my designer brain but I'm dying to rearrange all that. Center the no parking above the window. Prints above the bed: straighten out, place the big one in the middle, center it, small ones centered vertically spaced evenly from it. Left of window: these could look nice in a cleaner circle or diamond. Right of window: The alternating is fun but align the top and bottom prints to be the same height as the highest and lowest prints on the left. The maps needs more space between them if possible. Cool apartment, enjoy your space :)


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i loooooove all the plants!! i’ve noticed some people are hating on it but as a woowoo hippie girl- love that. if anything, i would recommend a love seat or a futon and more fairy lights- maybe going down the stairs?


Expense-Hacker

Remove the plants and things all over the walls. This place is giving me anxiety. White space is a thing. Also vines should not be wrapped around power outlets. It’s a fire hazard.


Stable_Hombre

What’s that purple pothos-looking plant in the first pic?


[deleted]

i think it’s a tradescantia


Cool-Sink8886

How moist is the room here? I think at this point you need to factor that in to your furniture purchases.


Klutzy_Journalist_36

Up to date fire alarm. 


jiggymctriggy3

Maybe remove some


4thlinebeauty_

Get some more sound proofing hoodies


AaronMichael726

Have you thought about getting some houseplants?


AmBro-sius

please invest in a proper couch or get one for almost free on any garage sale or market place. The camping chair is not a vibe. Also be careful about wrapping plastic plants aroung electronics, they are very flammable.


suki_xo

This place is freaking me out. Get proper long flowy windows curtains Add storage boxes to remove some decor


Nocodeskeet

My dude found Jumanji.


AcceptableFuture2802

Uhhhh


BigCryptographer2034

Some class and not like you are a teenager


smolcock

Your living room looks so busy


HiILikePlants

Be careful with the Brita in the sun. It can grow algae that way


reawakenbacon

Thank you for your knowledge. It will be moved now.


Books4Bros

Better question: What should you remove?


Smolson_

A trash bag to throw everything into.


Internal-Hurry-7178

A large wicker or rattan floor covering…


ProgramExpress2918

You have too much going on its overwhelming I think you need to work on the space a bit like remove some items and find a way to store them neatly I get that you're going for a maximalist look but there's just too much going on which makes the place look untidy Example remove the green grass carpet behind the TV Remove the foam and the drapes Sometimes less is more you have a lovely space to work with this room can be amazing if you have less clutter


reawakenbacon

Any suggestions accepted, but I'm going for price efficient here


Olivier12560

More plants. You've got a fever and the only prescription is more plants.


HoldenOlden

idk but like, ew. on second thought after removing the fake shit on your ceiling and the creepy stairway dressing that looks like it’s trying to muffle the sound of your bong and ‘transport’ me somewhere, all you rly need is a small couch in place of your camp chair.


WhiskeyPeter007

Dude, make your fuckin bed. And grow some weed.


reawakenbacon

Hahaha you just can't see it, but the weed might be in a blue paisley pot on the window seal, allegedly


WhiskeyPeter007

Fuckin A


marinerluvr5144

Are you a 15 yr old hippie chick?!


Prestigious_Drop1810

Add a bed for me, this place looks dope af


Luckydog6631

Headboard. That’s it


gailitis

I always love seeing art on the walls


king_dodo_II

A argentinasaurus


yaths17

Some humans


rbankole

Needs more greenery


Ethan_231

Rgb! You can never have too much of it 😃


_LoneWolfPack_

more plants.


artmaris

Oxygen via an open window


CompetitiveNature799

More lights !!!


alonexwolfx

🐍


Low_Bandicoot6844

Sprinklers?


Dull_Present506

The space is kind of barren…could use a plant honestly


Athlete-Extreme

This room could fully support a mushroom lamp


2PinaColadaS14EH

3 cats


Drip-Daddy

The oxygen is top tier in that room


forgiveprecipitation

I love it. Kinda bohemian


cobycoby2020

Green painted flowers on the walll mhm


6oh5

Question for anyone in the replies: what art style would you call the flag/tapestry over the window in pics 2 and 3? I want something in that same style but don’t know what I should look up


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reawakenbacon

You never learned how to read?


Ilove_racons

W room


Queasy_Village_5277

Get a dehumidifier. You probably have mold issues


blakkattika

A pet lizard you can carry around to snipe bugs out of your room


alanapilar

I don’t know but I looovvveeee that chair!! WOWSERS!!


alanapilar

And what’s all those papers in the tree plant?


cool_BUD

Add some wild animals and your look will be completed


Rorimonster13

more plants! The solution is always more plants!


my_screen_name_sucks

My dude it’s fine I guess if this is how you want your room to look but you should really make your bed up before taking pics.


Fantastic-Golf-4857

The sound attenuation wall looks super amateurish with them sticking out like that.


xXArsonFrogXx

my bed please I'm moving in


rwphx2016

You really ought to have more plants. 😂🤣


FiveShotLynel

More plants


Pancaketruffleoil

I think this is a first where you should subtract, not add. The staircase is my favorite.


DarthBaeaddil

A cat.


phlegmdawg

Can’t wait to see this on r/homedecoratingCJ.


Jon66238

I would pick up the foam wall things from your hammock and put them back on the wall


g18suppressed

Herbicide


rrsullivan3rd

A cat 🐈


ArthurMBretas03

Plant


daundada

A Dreamcatcher and a fairy floating from the ceiling


TechnoMagi

I like your room. Your room looks comfortable.


willjhc

Less


crabclawmcgraw

i feel like you either have really high quality drugs and are very fun to be around or extremely annoying to be around


wadesanchez

Maybe a heat rock


Dog_is_my_co-pilot1

Renters insurance.


awkwrrdd

Honestly? A soundbar for your tv. Tv speakers are both shitty and rear-firing. Shooting them into that little alcove AND into wall hangings is gonna muffle them like mad. $50 you’re in *subtitles always on* gang


tangerine-jane

i like it!!!! i love eclectic plant-y stuff lol. i feel like a rug could MAYBE bring the space together, too — but it could make it feel cramped with the busy ceiling. food for thought i suppose.


unopened-door

I wanna date you


wheedledeedum

Moar plants!


earlybirdiscount

What should you remove


kray1137

RoundUp


Special_Sun_4420

Just being honest here... This does not look good.


IAmGod333

Needs more fake plants


iDuck_OG

Where is the growroom ? 💨


matto07_reddit

Needs more Robin Williams. And a few more Kandinsky prints


erraticpaladin5

Less


Ok-Advertising-2751

A tree


lukumi

Your room is actually big but the vines are making it feel small and claustrophobic. I get that it’s your vibe, but I think you’d be amazed how massive your room will feel if you toss those things and the tapestries. Get real blinds/curtains. If you *must* keep the tapestries, tack them on your ceiling or the stairwell.


Dragon846

What do you mean you don't have a door


Primary_Ability5725

add some cobwebs, and scoop a pile of horse shit to get flies in the room. you really want nature to remove your deposit it seems. i get that you TRIED to make it outdoor-y but its both too much and too little. you didnt even set up a tent or fake rock wall panels


ulumulu23

I would invest in a dehumidifier mate, otherwise this will get moldy af..


Pristine-Pangolin-61

A cat!


013ander

Bonsai! But for real. No potted plant will ever look half as cool as a potted tree. And I have a bioluminescent petunia. Plant that tree. Although, it looks like all of your plants were potted yesterday, so maybe you’re not stable enough for the commitment.


theGayCurmudgeon

Water! The plants should thrive in that window and make the room beautiful.


Everyone_Sucks_Butt

every phot on the wall is crooked, is that intentional?


gabeeepsp

I like it a lot ! What are all these maps ?


SpicyNopeRope

Fire safety measures....


ForumCube

Nightshade. The feng shui produced by the plant placement would be improved by adding a moderate health risk in plain sight that most people won’t even recognize. “Hey be careful bro. Your beer bumping all into those leaves. Cmon man!”


heiwaone

Reckon you need more plants


mertgah

Some space…. the volume kind not the celestial kind.


Humble-Egg-2607

Add better seating. Maybe a bed skirt IF you keep the sound dampening squares, cover them up with something. You don't want cheap to LOOK cheap. And, last but not least. Please, get rid of every (and I mean EVERY) plant, flower, vine, etc that is not an actual living, growing plant. Especially whatever that thing is behind the TV. I think you're going for eclectic maximalism, but what you've got is tacky mess. I'm not trying to be mean, just honest. I really like most of your artwork, fabrics, etc and I love plants. You just need to learn how to curate what you have. Good luck to you and please post a follow-up when you get things cleaned up a bit. TONS of potential with this space!


Yeetus_McSendit

Maybe add a door and organize? Maybe don't? Iunno are you a hippy? Are all your friends and girlfriends hippies too? If this is how you want to present yourself to your guests then you do you. To me this room is like saying "Hello, I'm enlightened because I do drugs." I was that guy too.  Your room is like a reflection of your identity and your values. So consider how you want to present yourself to the people you invite over, and hey man I'm not trying to rip on you for living your life how you want to. My room looked similar before I went full on corpo drone mode and now my values have shifted and I want my image to be of someone who is organized, professional, and driven. When I retire, I will probably be a hippy again. 


AwfullyChillyInHere

The glorious chaos of the plants would be even more glorious if there was some structured/organized places for the eye to fall, for contrast. Can you frame all your maps and prints (even with rough/found wood)? And then organize them with intentionality, spacing them just a little way apart from each other but not in a rigid grid? I think that’d look amazinger. ?


Anon3580

Bed skirt. Other than that don’t change a thing. This is a carefully curated masterpiece. So many places on here lack a personality but yours exudes it. It’s a real space.


RilkeanHearth

What personality does this exude...deranged?


Anon3580

One that doesn’t treat not owning things as “minimalism”


Hot-Photojournalist0

You need toe add a toe ring hippie girl, she’ll totally set the vibe dude.


Agreeable-Dance-9768

You need to do one of those nets I always see wooks knotting up in short format videos. 10/10 would blaze one there.


16tony

Houseplant


ConstantCabinet

Your Inchplant is goals 🫡


reawakenbacon

Inchplant?


ConstantCabinet

Trailing purple vine in photo 4