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sasi_814

Go to Nathoor Junction. It will take forever for Zombies to cross the signal.


ujene_

Sir, there will be little to no traffic during a zombie apocalypse, no one would even dare to go outside without safety/weapons


Venom_2803

It was a sarcastic answer that you didn't get


ujene_

I got the pun buddy


Venom_2803

Now u do


sasi_814

If we are just waiting at home, then we will be sitting ducks


ujene_

But that's how majority of people would react like?


Pagliacci_sama

Go grab a fishing boat/ ferry, sail up to St Mary’s. Do a trip every 2 weeks or so for supplies. Set up some tidal wave generators for electricity. Peace out.


ujene_

That's what all people are planning here, all people's reaction would be to go to a deserted island and stay there, but you never know!! Who's a friend and who's a foe!!


Pagliacci_sama

Because that’s what makes sense based on media portrayal of zombies. Islands make the most sense but just in case it gets crowded I could leave and go in search of the One Piece with my motley crew of ne’erdogooders Yarrr


HawtyForever

My Ajji, will ask Tulu Barpunda, and feed it filter coffee


_KNAWLEDGE_

"You look little malnourished putta, eat parle-g 😊"


juniormingo

>What is your plan to Survive till the end? Bold of you to assume I want to survive. ![gif](giphy|EfHmlClbuNAGc|downsized)


ujene_

Bruhhh nahh uhh, you need to Survive, imagine you'll get a partner and live a happy life in the aftermath.


juniormingo

https://preview.redd.it/uoonrkpxb36d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb7144afa051502d82b12a474e06f532150ab853


xhaicup

Get inside Sahyadri College, Watchman will make sure to not let any Zombie inside without the ID card xD


ujene_

Security Guard: where is your ID card? Zombie: wehhhhhhhhhhhhhajkjkssskkkkkkkkkkkk Security Guard: sorry bhai ID card ke Bina no entry


Little-Tumbleweed-32

I would set up a camp at fathers mullers, they have high fences, access to infinite medical equipment and a big water tower


aprabhu86

zombie outbreaks usually start at hospitals


ujene_

Damn that's a good idea!!


idlii_vada

1. Go to Forum mall 2. Lock the main door 3. Will eat from spar or any other restaurant 4. Shelter from any of the furniture stores 5. I get to enjoy wearing all the clothes 6. Play in playzone 7. Get GirlfriendS / wiveS 8. Make lots or children 9. Then DIE


akashsouz

Watch matpat's video on how long you can survive if you're trapped inside supermarket


RX_1999

It will taken down either by zombies themselves by overrunning or the post apocalyptic goons who wants safe haven to start their cult


Heliosunlucky13

I would imagine a few of us would have to assemble near the many rivers Mangalore has and form a settlement... Stealing solar panels off roof tops would be the first mission.


theundisputed11

Take shelter in Karuna lodge


ujene_

And why specifically Karuna lodge?


theundisputed11

Zombi yoi yoi


ujene_

??


_PearsonSpecterLitt_

Lol. Same question. Why Karuna specifically?


ujene_

Ye razz b uske saath chala gaya


New-Illustrator-8074

Make all the zombies chase me to nethravathi bridge and I will blast the bridge killing all the zombies including me(yes twd reference)


ujene_

Low and behold we have a saviour amongst us 🙏 Ponnul flat aapa ninna mith( Ladies will go head over heals for you heroic act)


SonicMutant743

Unrelated to the matter here, I love zombie movies and koreans do them the best, but I would still like to know suggestions for zombie movies (or tv shows in general) that you've liked. Edit: they don't have to be korean btw. My favourite so far has been Kingdom tho.


ujene_

All of us are dead, happiness, not a zombie series but (Alice in borderland)


SonicMutant743

All of us are dead dekh rakha hai, thanks for the others.


Mundane-Trash-5464

Train to Busan, Korean Peninsula, Alive, Gangnam Zombie for K movies. go goa gone (Indian) izombie, Znation, walking dead.


RX_1999

That's some class over there, I would also like to add the Og romero movies(not all are good)


SonicMutant743

>Gangnam Zombie, Znation, walking dead. These are some I haven't checked out yet, but walking dead shuru karne mai bore hota hai, cuz I know it's good at the start, I know it's long, and I know it gets bad towards the end, to mann nahi karta.


Mundane-Trash-5464

Ahh, I get you. I didn't finish walking dead because it feels too long. I love znation though, usme zyada emotional drama or boring feel nahi hai. Gangnam Zombie feels low budget, I didn't really like it much. There's also 'kingdom'.


SonicMutant743

Yeah I've edited my first comment, Kingdom is so far my favourite!!!


RetroDragon2099

Watch this japanese film One Cut of the Dead , it's good and fun


SonicMutant743

Ohkk thanks!


HyenaReasonable6259

Last of us


SonicMutant743

Watched!


shanakslive

Rule 1: don’t go where everyone wants to go


ujene_

Noted📝 But, what if that place has zombies and you get out numbered? Isn't it good to stick with a team?


shanakslive

I was referring to during evacuation time. In your case, it’s highly likely there would be a stampede. Anyways it’s luck at the end.


ujene_

Woah that's true also there would be murders for getting basic amenities. The humans will also start becoming hunters.


Cozmozi_doggo

Ill go to pabbas there aint no fking way zombied would get past the queue


ujene_

Hahaha bur during the zombie apocalypse no one would be there to serve make or manage a queue, no one is working everyone is running for their lives!!


Sharkjirachan

Wake up


ujene_

Wake up to zombies hoarded inside your house? Come on buddy think about it, will ya, you can give an answer better than that!


Sharkjirachan

Honestly I would just take my car, go to a nearest super market to get food and supplies and drive away to a port. Where I have to figure out to fight off all the zombies whilst getting my stuff on the boat. Then I would settle in a nearest island where internet is available. If not move to another island( gotta make sure I have enough fuel). Occasionally I would came back to refill my stuff. Since zombies can't swim and the disease doesn't spread through air I should be safe.


ujene_

That's a pretty good answer, so your okay being alone on an island?


Sharkjirachan

No way. I will bring my pets too. I would go insane without them


ujene_

Woahh that would be really fun!! Just you and your pets!!!


Sharkjirachan

Also it's better off to be alone since I think you have higher chance of survival with a blood thirsty zombie than a greedy backstabbing human.


Outrageous_Solid4387

At that point, is there a point to survive? Most people you love /know would probably be gone.


ujene_

Well some people who would want to see the brighter day and survive would do so to let the loved ones be in peace, Just laying and waiting for death needs a lot of courage buddy.


PassengerQuiet5299

Bro go to NMPT, you have all your stocked food and can keep doing parkour to run away haha


ujene_

Apna mangalore ka georgopool hai wo


PassengerQuiet5299

Exactly😂😂


gk666

My plan of action depends on the what kind Are these zombies ? Example- If they dislike water, beach settlement it is.


equinoxeror

Me and my few friends had this thought back in 2012, of course The Walking Dead was popular back then. We debated, planned, and even found a proper 'place' to stay and process to restart our lives. But not in mangalore, but in different place.


ujene_

Very interesting, but how will you go to another place if there are road blockages to avoid a wide spread of the apocalypse


OrioMax

call nalin anna.


ujene_

Better call Saul ❌️ Better call Nalin✅️


OrioMax

pumpwell bale pumpwell bale


Prasad2122k

I will do my best to make sure that it will spread all across the universe not only on earth


ujene_

A real Chad has awaken! To mars and beyond.


InitialBeautiful3437

Imma start communal war so they kill themselves


ujene_

But the zombies don't remember what when where all they see is blood, blood and blood.


InitialBeautiful3437

Go to police station or riffle club in Kadri bwagahah


Throwrafairbeat

See even zombies aren't bigoted!


G0_ofy

End of what? My life? Disease? Availability of good food?


ujene_

You sound like my math teacher now!!! Answer: 10 Mam goes like 10 what? Bananas oranges? Brain cells? That's why you forgot to put the units beside the answer!! Well the end meant till the apocalypse gets over either humans getting extinct or the zombies getting cured.


G0_ofy

Specifics matter buddy, so I'm with your math teacher on that. And regarding the zombies, I'd just stock up on supplies and board up the house and die within a month or so :D


adithyapaib

Go in between The zombies and shout Bharath mata ki jai U exactly know what happens next 🤡


Nice_Watercress9387

I would leave Mangalore :D


ujene_

Well you can't the borders are already closed :)


Artistic-Implement73

Island plan like mentioned but would practice throwing coconuts so that my aim doesn’t miss when I throw it on zombie heads . Also use fish nets to capture in case they are close and throw them under water cos they can’t swim


ujene_

Okay, first of all, a brilliant idea for a small group, what will you do if you climb up and you realize there is a hoard of zombies that are coming and you are out of coconuts to throw at them😂


Artistic-Implement73

Can zombies climb trees ? If not then I have some time to think . But firstly let’s not climb trees without making sure ther r coconuts still 😂


Artistic-Implement73

I think capturing with big fish net from top is an option then


dr_batmann

Go to Pabbas and make sure electricity is maintained there as so many refrigerators, I could stock up a lot of food


ujene_

And Survive for days with just food? They are zombies who can barge in from all sides you better be ready to throw some hands mister.


Shubham98k

Sax sux for the last time


ujene_

Man got his priorities straight "pran jaaye par sax sux ke pehle naa jaaye"


Sure-Ad8465

I’ll tell I support bjp so they’ll me alone(No brain-er)


SumneOndHakbekalva

Il comment something irrelevant under a post. Cool lagunga


ujene_

Bhai the zombie doesn't give a f what party you're from bjp ho ya congress, Just like the people who sell their votes to parties who do so to win.


Sure-Ad8465

Bhai there’s a common notion that zombies eat brains in movies. So….


onlyneedthat

First check if the Zombies are Hindus or Muslims, and then plan my insta reel outrage accordingly.


ujene_

Bad human!


onlyneedthat

\*Alive human\*