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Bean_man8

Central powers obviously they have so much more manpower and the Russian army is so horrible the Germans could take Paris in a week and then turn around and take St. Petersburg in 2 weeks


lenzflare

Found the Prussian General Staff's account


Bean_man8

Noooooo what? You’re insane


Mordilaa

Haha yeah where’s the weakest spot in ur trenches


DeOfficiis

It's all fun and games until the Russian army mobilizes faster than you thought and your Eastern border is threatened while your army is still marching to Paris


amitym

Inconceivable.


gstringstrangler

Schliefen!!?!


ArthurMetugi002

More like scheiße


gstringstrangler

What was the scheiße plan?


yurtzi

Pff nice fanfiction


pktrekgirl

Not right now. The Russian army is a bit busy at the moment. And by the time this war is over any military might they had left will be strewn across the sunflower fields of Ukraine. They won’t be up for this war. They haven’t even shown themselves to be as strong as we thought they’d be.


TheSunflowerSeeds

Drying sunflower seeds at higher temperatures helps destroy harmful bacteria. One study found that drying partially sprouted sunflower seeds at temperatures of 122℉ (50℃) and above significantly reduced Salmonella presence.


Groundbreaking_Pop6

P\*ris 🤮 would only take 2 hours..... otherwise, good point!


Bean_man8

You do have to take into account the filthy tea drinkers in the north might slow the Germans if they weren’t in the war then yes the Germans could take Paris in 2 hours or less


Agreeable-Poem1119

Try 2 minutes the fr*nch wouldn't muster a resistance


kiwithebun

Wrong. The only way to Paris is through the northern plains and Germany wouldn’t violate Belgian independence to get there


leijgenraam

Yeah, invading Belgium would bring Britain into the war, and that would be stupid.


NotDragoniZilan

tbh they did fuck up and win over russia


rgodless

Mostly because Russia fucked up so royally


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crazy_otsu

Not even the worst in Russian history


Logicdon

Well without Lenin, there would be no Stalin. Before these two knob heads I'm not very well versed.


cixzejy

That says so much


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how do you make a comment about how the tsar lost the war through his naïveté and incompetence about lenin? lmao


Logicdon

Found the Bolshevik


[deleted]

i said nothing about lenin, i am asking what lenin had to do with a war that was being already lost badly by the tsarist russian empire. he was barely in power before they were pushed back even farther and signed a peace


Logicdon

It was initially a flippant comment, just that Lenin is a massive twat. But anyway, it didn't help when he seized power and promised a load of bullshit so a lot of the Russian army thought 'ah fuck it, I'm off to grab some free land' and abandoned the effort.......little did they know.


rgodless

Hey now. Don’t be so hard on Lenin. It wasn’t just him. The other Bolshevik leaders did their part in killing the innocent. It was a shared mass murder spree. A communal activity.


Logicdon

Pity Kornilov was a pussy at the beginning, Russia might have been a nicer place today


Dependent_Weight2274

You may have to violate Belgian Neutrality though. It should be fine, they’re just a bunch of chocolate soldiers who will stand aside as your glorious Army moves through. Shouldn’t need engage in any collective punishment or do anything concerning babies whatsoever.


dnaney

Thank you,Schlieffen. Sorry if mis spelled


Creepy_Helicopter223

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Shoddy-Commission-12

What level of technology does everybody have and does Russia still have all the nukes in this scenario cuz idk i think no one wins if they still do lmao


Chortney

Regardless of the winner, surely such a conflict wouldn't result in the destruction of multiple empires


Affectionate-Read875

“I hope this Communist guy doesn’t indirectly cause the utter destruction of my country a few decades down the line!” -Kaiser Wilhelm II


rigby1945

I hope this college student in a French colony doesn't drag my country through a decade long conflict a few decades down the line - Woodrow Wilson


hogndog

Who is this referring to?


rigby1945

Ho Chi Minh was a college student when he went to the treaty of Versailles to petition for Vietnamese independence from Frence Indochina. In 1945 he became Prime Minister, then fought for independence l, driving out the Frence in 1954. That lead to his attempt to unifying Vietnam, which ended up dragging the US into a decade long conflict


accforme

It will probably be done by Christmas.


Commrade-potato

I’m sure this war won’t forever alter history for the rest of the century


Fun_Philosopher_9202

I don't know but i have a feeling that Belgium is not going to be netrual much longer.


TrulyHurtz

Shouldn't have made all that chocolate then should they, they were begging to be taken...


TheRedBaron6942

Maginot line be like


Leprechaun_lord

Wrong war


TheRedBaron6942

No. The Schlieffen Plan was a German plan to invade France via Belgium to get around the Maginot line, which had not yet spanned all of France's borders. The Nazis did a similar tactic in WW2 to again sidestep the Maginot line, but that time going through the Netherlands as well as Belgium


Leprechaun_lord

Yes the plans are similar, but I was talking about your use of the term ‘Maginot line’, which was constructed in the 30s.


TheRedBaron6942

I apologize, I thought it was the same set of fortifications


Temporary-Book8635

Tbf you really would think so considering the fact that Germany bypassed their border with France in ww1 so their response was to... reinforce their border with Germany prior to ww2 lol. I'm sure there was probably some logic behind it but I can't see it ahaha


NK_2024

In fairness to France, the Maginot was supposed to link up with similar fortification along the entirety of the Benelux countries' boarders with Germany. However, due to economic factors and a myriad of other problems, the Benelux never really got around to building their part of the line.


Kunstfr

The logic was the same in WW1 and in WW2 : the French-German border is the most fortified front. That's why the Germans always went through Belgium. In WW1, Germany going through Belgium meant the UK would get involved quickly, helping France in the long run. In WW2, Germany had to go through Belgium precisely to avoid the Maginot line, where both the Brits and the French had their most elite troops. The success of the German offensive is due to the crossing of the Ardennes, which isolated the most elite Allied troops in Belgium from the rest of the less elite, less equiped troops in France. This lead to the race to the sea, the Battle of Dunkirk and all that.


Rrew_227

Neutral as they have Albania 🇦🇱 strongest country in world


Chortney

Idk, yellow does contain Bosnia. Maybe if they could convince the Bosnians to defect they could form their own unstoppable faction


TheRealSU24

As fellow Allah loving Muslim brothers, the Bosnians would rise against Austrian oppression and join Albanias glorious jihad


kenhydrogen

Inshallah brother


NK_2024

*Artiljerija intensifies*


Vegetable_Trifle_848

Green they have Luxembourg


RackTheRock

RED AND BLACK I DRESS


LegoBricksAndMemes

ALBANIA 💪🏻🇦🇱💪🏻 #1


modshave2muchpower

least patriotic albanian


DvirFederacia

I might be called a shit story writer for this but in the end no one wins and a random country not even in the map profits


Grzechoooo

And it's that country that all its neighbours decided not to resurrect ever again.


Stouthelm

Why is Spanish Africa highlighted but no else’s colonies are


carlothenerd

Because Spain stronk


Zeelevathian

Because Spain directly annexed it


VictorasLux

Algeria was part of France at that point.


Zeelevathian

Yeah then I have no idea


RaptorWithGun

Bro has high ping we gotta wait a little for him to load back to the 21st century


Groundbreaking_Pop6

Fr\*nce 🤮 would surrender on day 5......


[deleted]

Very funny original joke. Take your freedom fry .


BillyMadisonsClown

America: Never Lost a War… Just don’t count Korea/Vietnam/Afghanistan


_prince_of_denmark

1812


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Daveo88o

1812 was not a stalemate, the US tried to annex Canada while the Canadians and Brits just tried to keep the status quo because an angry corsican was going on a rampage across half of Europe, the Americans failed to annex Canada, got the white house burnt down, which they painted over the damage, hence the name "the white House", won the last battle of the war and then sued for peace after realising they had no chance to actually win the war itself, thus marking it down as a US defeat And the British had nothing to do with the Americans expansion westward, all that territory that the US murdered their way through west of the colonies was Spanish and, formerly French territory (which had been sold to the US Post French revolution), the British still supported natives that remained within British territory, including the ones that fled North during that manifest destiny fiasco


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Daveo88o

Ah yes source fuckin Wikipedia, a site known for being editable by readers, and more than likely victim to biased viewpoints in matters such as this, not even surprising it says that considering it was written by a yank who probably had it drilled into their head that 1812 was a "draw" [actual history is different from propaganda made from wounded pride](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/british-view-war-1812-quite-differently-americans-do-180951852/) >they absolutely did, they were allied with tecumseh's confederacy and other native tribes before the war and after the war the alliances were dissolved The Tecumseh confederacy was a coalition of tribes from all over North America, including tribes from the colonies that had yet to be chased off of their lands, tribes within French and Spanish territory, and the tribes within British-Canada, they weren't specific to the territory now known as the US ya diddy, the British supported it, but they couldn't do anything about the tribes residing outside of their own territory, those ones had to rely on the people who's territory they resided in >also, you know the louisiana purchase was before 1812 right? it has literally nothing to do with this conflict lmao Yes, I know that, that's why I said FORMERLY French territory >so what? i never said otherwise. completely irrelevant to what i said. My brother in christ it literally directly conflicts with your claim that 1812 ended British support to the natives, which is objectively untrue because those natives were never supported by the British in the first place due to the aforementioned territory issue >really should read more about a topic before you speak confidently about it Are you really one to talk?


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ceoofsex300

Korea no one lost it was a stalemate


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BillyMadisonsClown

Who is in control of the Afghanistan government?


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BillyMadisonsClown

The Taliban running the country the US invaded and established their own democracy in is irrelevant… So what was accomplished?


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BillyMadisonsClown

From US Intelligence in Pakistan… The very same group that gave him safe haven governs the country. L


TheOracleofTroy

France when having to fight anyone else: 🫣🥺 France when it involves the USA & Britain: 👹


Odin-Aesir

That’s too generous, Fr*nce 🤮 wouldn’t last that long


Groundbreaking_Pop6

Yep, I was trying to be kind to them, also bearing in mind they are largely incapable of speedy decision making.....


Remarkable_Whole

By the time they decided to mobilize their army Paris would have already fallen


CakeEnjoyur

Modern France could take Germany.


Groundbreaking_Pop6

That’s no great achievement…. 🤣🤣 So could Lichtenstein by the way and Ethiopia and Kazakhstan.


Martis998

Don't worry, just move to neutral Belgium


Akul_Tesla

Allied Powers no contest Britain and France are the second and third most powerful countries in NATO I know they're both in the top 10 most powerful nations in the world I think they're number five and six but they might be number four and five They could probably take on either the other two groups without Russia but then you also give them Russia and some others


scoobyMcdoobyfry

As shit as it maybe don't the UK and France have all the nukes?


Street_Shirt518

Switzerland


democracy_lover66

Clearly, the Belgian border with France would be undefended. I would bet the yellow countries would plan to smash an army through the Ardennes, circle Paris, secure their victory in the west, then mobilize their forces faster than the Russians to secure their victory in the east. Easy peasy. Literally, nothing could go wrong with that plan! I don't see how it could fail.


That_Arm

Sir, i feel your plan is faultless. But… overkill perhaps? We dont actually need to encircle Paris to win and, its not like the French are going to assemble a whole new army West of Paris or something. Lets weaken the flank and we’ll still be sipping coffees on the Champs Elysees in a week…


democracy_lover66

Hans my dear, we mustn't give the Russians too much time to mobilize! They are a disorganized lot but there are many of them. Why if they assemble their armies in the east will be as done as a firm biscuit! Though you have a fair point... perhaps worst come, the astro-hungarians will prove faithful and competent allies in their front against the Russians. After all, they did start this by wanting to show Serbia what's what. Surely they wouldn't have begun this whole mess if they weren't prepared!


coolord4

Idk, but I’m 100% sure whatever the result is that it’ll be over before Christmas


dorgobar

didnt the ottoman had all important muslim sites at that time? they just need to call out a global jihad against france, great britain and russia in nowadays term


811545b2-4ff7-4041

Team Green by a country mile, with aerial dominance through numbers and naval power. UK and Italy with F35s, the UK with 2 aircraft carriers, Russia has it's 'target practice' air craft carrier to distract everyone from the French's tiny aircraft carriers.. They'd also be able to blockage the English channel AND with Gibralta + Portugal + Italy - own the Mediterranean. It would be a matter of taking out the Spanish. which the UK has a history of doing.


FakeTakiInoue

Whatever happens, this hypothetical war would be so awful that we surely wouldn't see another war of this scale for a long time


Bodog5310

It may even be so bad that people would no longer want to fight. The war to end all wars?


casual_redditor69

Central powers would probably win if they make sure not to disturb Europe's sleeping bear, Belgium


Saelaird

3 nuclear powers on one side... that's game over.


Charkid17

Blue, it has so much more land.


Interesting_Cod629

Portugal 🇵🇹


Puttin_4_Bird

An all star wrestling match with the leaders of each country punching it out::viewed from the comfort of your home for €295


FuckingUsernamesWhy

Idk but it’d be a great war either way


xFluidUnionx

finally, some nice fucking color palette


RueUchiha

Spain. Because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.


Funny_Cold_488

86 percent of the planet GB don't need the rest we have won this game a long time ago and gave most countries back. Next.


sicsche

Call me crazy, but i have a feeling Italy gonna switch sides.


_mr__T_

On which side is Ukraine? That will answer your question..


Mallows357

Britain, France and Russia have nukes, and they're on the same side. The war wouldn't go too well for the others.


Sycric

Expect France to automatically surrender


32bitbossfight

GB would legitimately win this solo


amitym

Oh come on, war?? Between these countries?? Haven't you ever heard of the Balance of Power? Don't you know about that graceful, delicate, morally supreme civilized way in which the European Powers -- governed as they are by superior phrenological endowments -- resolve matters of state in civilized elegance? Ways far beyond the attainment of those ignorant savages who squat in the mud in their primitive squalor? There is no possible way that some kind of general war would break out between races of such superior capacity. If some scuffle should arise, it would be resolved swiftly and decisively in a genteel way. It would certainly not degenerate into some kind of falling-domino free-for-all, with generations lost to madness, men writhing in mud, screaming unholy profanities with their entrails hanging out, on and on for seemingly an eternity in the manner of the lesser races. Tush tosh. I say.


Potential-Source-927

From my knowledge as an English fellow, all i used to learn in history was how we beat almost everyone in our empire times because our navy and everyone else in the empire ( Britain only lost to the Americans because we didn't send that much of our army to war because we thought the land was smaller) so i think the United Kingdom


Bobtheglob71

bc Germany has never beat the UK and France before


newusername16

Allies, in fact it would be so easy we’d be home by christmas.


njk9

Still crazy to me to think about how the Ottoman Empire participated in WWI


Own_Conversation_562

Germany if they don't send a letter to Mexico


LilSealClubber

Man, what an interesting scenario this would be. Good thing this could never happen in real life...right?


Abject_Peanut

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orlylight

The undertaker


georgije_punisa

Franz Ferdinand seems like a guy who can win this. He should get right on it when he comes back from his Sarajevo holiday


KGFlower

Can't say for sure until we know what side Iceland is on


BissyJizzy

Russia shouldn't be green. It's like a hobo you cash roll to shank someone.


Elusive_Zergling

🤣🤣


Itchy-Supermarket-92

Which ever side the Brits are on, as always.


Grklo

Blue


Fauxny1

Allied powers. Especially when you add in America.


Life-Routine-4063

U.S.A. and our weapons market. We’ll make a tab for Ya’ll. 🏈🌭🍺


karma_is_a_spook

That's not where "Spanish Morocco" is, though, it's right here: https://preview.redd.it/8klukzqd4v4c1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=ceea9f0d95f45e2f02be09a3fd2cf6bbd883d588


NecronTheNecroposter

green, but I dont think russia is going to make it


Slaymisi

Poland


slonkgnakgnak

Poland, it had the biggest teritorial gains so it won right


YeetCommie

The Purple team of course of course as they have strong Albania. Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Albania & Spain is so overpowered and could conquer all Europe.


carlothenerd

Fr🤮nce doesn’t count as a cobelligerent since they will surrender in 1 day


Full-Association-175

Fucking cockroaches that's what.


unemotional_mess

America, according to Americans


Smart_Mammoth6207

ovviously ireland


Xelosan1203

So you put France and Montenegro, and no Poland? Kurwa.


papalazarou1

What happend to poland?


STFUnicorn_

Dun-dun… dun-dun… dun-dun-dun-dun-dun America fuck yeah!


Objective_Group2646

The entente (Allied Powers) because America


kaankkural

Whoever Albania decides to join


outdoorsID-MT

Which team does the US side with?


TechnologyKlutzy4689

Depending on who strikes first or initial attack. Uk is basically demilitarized only having a small standing army. Also being so far away from the central location also means that they would be slow to deploy reinforcement. France is well......France so probably not much help Russia has the manpower but would be at a disadvantage as to many troops to communicate between. Unless they just bumrush the centre and bog em down in urban. Germans have always been organized and meticulous so tbf would lead an epic campaign. Ignoring basically all the atrocity of WW2 they did control a huge area for a relatively small nation. I think it basically boils down to who starts it and who deploys first and where. The neutral nations play a huge role as if they allow troop movement through them then that's clear lines of assault. The seas basically become the biggest battle point as supplies become more difficult to come by. The central forces have enemies on all sides. Would have to take Italy basically straight away to stop bombardment and naval strikes. Take and hold France (not to difficult) but that requires manpower and a fully committed holding force and blockade the UK. Who like i said has a small force but has one of the finest Navy who could begin troop deployment and bombardment as well as aerial support. Russia has old tech but lots of it so numbers over quality. I think it would be a beast of a war. This is all based of just troop based fighting to not electronic or nuclear options.


euph_22

America


Bodog5310

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks…Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, assholes who just want to shit on everything.


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The Americans lol


Extra_Team_6638

Green


oliverstr

Yellow Since i live there


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draw


cc_unkown

allied defo cus russia powerfull


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Ethiopia


Vegetable_Trifle_848

Tunisia


figurethisoat

the allies won once. which means win number two would be almost guaranteed


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The Neutral Nations, because the best way to win a war is to never have it


HellFireCannon66

Algeria solos


Irishemoto

Just in case nobody knows, Ireland is “neutral “ and also not part of britian


Acidmoxy

This subreddit never fails to offend me by lumping Ireland in with the UK 😂


Opposite_Formal_9631

Is Tan … super neutral?


ROMAN_653

Tunisia solos


wert674

Sweden would /kill @e[type=Allies, type=Central_Powers]


yestureday

I will


TsarTarry

probably blue. it looks like it would be the biggest if you zoomed out


SzakosCsongor

Honestly I think the central powers would win, if the entente doesn't have their colonies or the US


Life_Is_A_Mistry

The Neutral Nations, if they wait long enough. Then we change colour...


soothsayer2377

I can only hope the Central Powers do not breach the borders of the Neutral Nations in order to achieve their goals because that might turn this into a years long massacre.


dumbaldoor

The ocean nations


TeaNumerous7339

Beige


Your_Local_Spainard

Neutral nations, Switzerland makes all bleed and then everyone strikes


LtHinkel

Whatever happens, we all know it will over before Christmas


ILuvSupertramp

The Germans maintain themselves out of neutral countries and they annihilate French invasion attempts, and while that’s occupying a quarter of their strength they knock Russian out of the war.


RosasIceWorldFan

The Mediterranean Sea wins


qqqrrrs_

The North-African powers


PuppetState_

Africa


imHez

In terms of manpower and quality I think yellow has advantage but in terms of strategy the green alliance has a huge advantage. My guess, if the cards were well played, the green would win.


Geo-Man42069

Probably result in a deadlock unless someone pulls in the WW GOAT


Ove5clock

Light blue has more land and has already encircled some areas.


isingwerse

With or without outside intervention?


The_western_walrus

Allied oceans


Successful_Debt_7036

Green, but just because invasion of britain is so difficult and the allies can starve central powers of many resources


MarSStar

Why isn’t Spain split in two?


MilkManlolol

purple team


New_girl2022

Spain.


THeCoolCongle

Probably Africa


Im_A_Model

Hey Germany.. the people of Denmark just want to remind you about our neutrality and what it means


Ch3rkasy

What is Russia? Why we making pseudo nation maps?


egoistic99

Neutral powers


ZombiBiker

Neutral of course. Everybody loses in a war


Mexkalaniyat

Somehow I get the feeling the neutral powers are going to make it out of this war the best. I just feel like things are going to go badly for everyone else. Just a gut feeling


death_by_kindness

Green has Luxembourg so they automatically win


SaltyboiPonkin

I hate those filthy Neutrals. With enemies you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.


Axiochos-of-Miletos

Obviously Shqiperia you fools!1!!!1!1!!!


Low-Image-1535

Poland


J_TheLife

Muslims. Europe their best people is that war, and never really recovered.


Its_constantinople

Yellow obviously. Green has foolishly spread out over large, difficult to protect landmasses while yellow has smartly consolidated their power, and is able to pick their opponents off one by one.