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DvO_1815

I bet you sound like a pirate. And if you don't, your grandfather surely does.


SkrijaTaran

It is very funny teaching Americans to recognise Cornwall by just going “it’s the pirate voice place”


Levi-Action-412

Nah nah in my school they say it's where Napoleon was born in


SkrijaTaran

brb gonna chun


arkybarky1

It's even funnier when we laugh  while discussing how goofy Brits sound when they say stuff like that.


ReddyIsHere

happy cake day


Phobos_-

Happy Cake day


Uraneum

Democratic Republic of The Congo


RichardPeterJohnson

Shake smh my head they're obviously from Republic of the Congo what is *wrong* with you?


Uraneum

I just love democracy


I_Am_A_Mess_4442

>democratic republic of kongo >democracy


colthesecond

It's in the name smh my head


Elleri_Khem

ok, 🤓, *kongo* with a k is the name for the kingdom from 500 years ago, which gave its name to the river that's spelled with a c, giving rise to the modern nations of *congo*


I_Am_A_Mess_4442

The german spelling for everything is so much better, dont tell me that "cameroon" looks better than "kamerun", so much more compact and the letter k is more visually appealing... Same with kongo


Ornery_Particular845

Wasn’t Kongo Belgian?


niversallyloved

I love the republic


Finn553

Bongo bongo you’re going to the Congo


mikey72uk

Democratic Republic of Conga?


DaCiaN_DecEbAL105

Devonian


roderos

The dude doesn’t sound that old


arkybarky1

I was thinking Op had a  more Silurian outlook, but i can see Devonian which accounts for the (present day) UK tie in.


Muffinlessandangry

Fucking Cornish


SkrijaTaran

I’m going to hunt you down


Muffinlessandangry

Did you just take the first horse cart out to Devon so you could access the internet and threaten me? Whose looking after your cows? What if they fall down an old tin shaft.


austinstar08

What if a yankee calls the cia and overthrows your farm?


SkrijaTaran

You gave up the old ways. The sprites and the pixies granted us iphone17s years before they’ll hit your filthy Saxon markets


PeriodicGolden

You got Derry *and* Londonderry?


jalexoid

Derry and Letterkenny 🤦‍♂️


Luzifer_Shadres

French, you can name all the places you want to burn down, but dont remember how your neighboring city is called, beccause you are from Paris.


KrakartXK

This is actually so genius lol nice joke brother


VeryRandomPseudonym

You gotta be Serbian


MasterDoogway

Albanian 🇦🇱💪😎💪🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱😎💪


aquaneutral_2

everyone is albanian at the end of the day


Psykiky

Fun fact: when god was creating the world he gave all of the lands to the Albanians but since the Albanians are such humble people they decided to share the land with other countries


kalam4z00

French


luigigaminglp

French cause you studied the enemy


Johnny20Bruh

Never let them know ur next move


SantasLilHoeHoeHoe

French. 


ghostdeinithegreat

Island, because no one would name Reykjavic when they are limited by time.


Sbren_Sbeve

I was gonna say Iceland because nobody knows how to spell Reykjavik correctly


Arugami42

Indian


Nolotow

Ghana


Palanki96

Turkish


SirSquidsalot1

can I get a link to that quiz 🥺


OopsATypo

I think it's cityquiz.io


SirSquidsalot1

thank you kind sir


GoingDreamy

F


karlheinz98

Exmouth


Sad_water_

Icelandic you got every town in Iceland.


Rohawm_

I think you are from xique-xique Bahia


SirShaunIV

Somewhere in England's penis.


alee137

Bouvet


PlasticContact2137

Australia


Bean_man8

Liechtenstein


Myusername-___

Actually seriously now what is the website called I forgot😂


Zealousideal_Fail701

Clearly Chinese


SurroundOk8662

Gotta Be timorese


Kazakh_Accordionist

belarus


Mother_Proof_1980

Let me try, helsink, trondheim, oslo, Vladivostok, gothenburg, munich, dresden, essen, leipzig, berlin, lugano, geneva, rome, palermo, caen, marseille, paris, Madrid, dnipro, moscow, riga, valmiera, Tallinn, vilnius, fulun, sarajevo, belgrade, petrovac, athens, bern, ipswich, london, belfast, dublin, Plymouth, brussels, amsterdan, porto, lisbon, lubljana, sófia, chinisau, tiraspol, warsaw, krakow, minsk, chernobyl, barcelona, Manchester, Nuremberg, budapest, istanbul, tirana, ammstein, vienna, Innsbruck, vaduz...


_742617000027

Definitely Liechtenstein, try harder


Few-Kaleidoscope-508

What game is this


IntelligentPeace1143

Google en passant


Few-Kaleidoscope-508

holy hell


Various_Ad6034

probably budapest


DaBelgianDude

It’s clear where you live now let’s guess your town. Then your adress


FartTheaf98

briish


un_tres_gros_phasme

Bulgaria !


BML_Cheese

Hear me out: Cyprus


[deleted]

Cornish


Guywhoexists2812

You're clearly Irish and this a map of all the locations you intend to car-bomb


KenwaySheffield

Turkey.


jacero100

Yugoslav ftw


Upbeat-Special9906

Bulgariana


jahanzaman

Demotic


Mewtwo2387

Vatican City, but watches too much football


your_enjoyer

Italian fr🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹


manebushin

Indian


kephir4eg

You are a Russian officer at an ICBM lunch site.


Dumpster_Can

You're Irish


JPB_18

I think you are Bulgarian


Clean_Personality324

You probably live in Big Diomede


Original_Pazzo

Cyprus, certainly


HellFireCannon66

C*rnish fucker


dapwnk

Corn on the cob


austinstar08

Cornwall


Rmb2719

Turkish


thecasualcaribou

Romanian


critch_retro

Mongolian


AngryGazpacho

You're more British than fish and chips, Barry


[deleted]

I'm gonna guess Exeter


TheRedBaron6942

What's the real context for the map?


basedandredpilled4

somali


Massive_Elk_5010

Is this a quiz or smth


observantiguana

Bulgaria


YidArmy

Australia


Pamani_

Monégasque


SZ4L4Y

Barry, is that you?


Nervous_Falcon_9

c\*rnish


Pollastre_

you can’t go from spain to russia in 60 minutes silly


CatOfGrey

I've narrowed it down to Pakistani and Indian.


WidestReceiver

Viking, these are the places you've invaded


jcpainpdx

Moldovan


Anox1x

Irish


gevans7

Canadian


Regolime

You're a bloody southerner🤮


TheFlyingPatato

English Ur food sucks


BellyDancerEm

Bhutanese


clicksby

Somali


Adventurous-Lunch394

Bro got Trent 💀 


EmperorThan

Austrian born in Braunau am Inn.


[deleted]

Mexican


HensIsST64

You live in Somerset County.


Extension_Course_833

Bristolian


1zeye

British


Dracolim

American with autism


Tredicidodici

WW2 veteran (German)


tossthisoff6

Cardiff or Winchester or Southhampton


SrpskaCast

Lithuanian


General_Pumpkin6558

Wtf is happened to Turkey? Poor people teleported to near Greenland to escape the Middle East.


samuelkirss

Pakistan


Zhang_Sun

CAM ON INGERLAND SCORE SOM FACKIN GOALS


RadicalRazel

Cornwelsh


[deleted]

You are a corn


LouRust98

Indian


zelmazam1

Welsh


Betweenletterlimit

It's quite clearly Trondheim in Norway.


idontlikebeetroot

Lithuanian?


hugothebear

Chilean?


Sea-Truth3636

Cornwall?


rumpots420

Cornish?


Rosa4123

How the fuck do you name Brest but not Minsk, Vilnius and Riga


Valxn7

youre an argentine kid that plays fifa career mode with 4th tier english teams


panalangaling

Exeter


disamorforming

How the fuck did you guess brest out of all places?


ToxinLab_

St Kitts and Nevesian


disamorforming

How the fuck did you guess brest out of all places?


Ok-Construction-5849

American, only ones smart enough to know all that


TAKANOGENJI

Indian


Moist-Crack

Oh, I can name every place in the UK. I would be mostly wrong. But I would still name them!


RedguardHaziq

You could be an Anglophile from Brazil for all we know


PanningForSalt

You got every city in Iceland so maybe Icelandic on holiday in South South Wales?


Turtelious

Wtf were you doing with greece


zackt1on

South African


NervousAndPantless

Azerbaijan?


aCucking2Remember

Sheep shagger 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿


anycontext9159

Either Latvian or Lithuanian


plwdr

Dude didn't get Belgrade


FutureFool

Gotta be Corsican!


bigredhawkeye

Damn I’m from the us and could get more than you


jdjdkkddj

Answer me this: what country is Marcinkonys?


ThirdWheelSteve

The Cornish are a clannish people


TexanFox36

Cornish


No_Calligrapher200

🤣🤣


Lardmonkey77

Nice try bot europe isnt real


Lloyd_lyle

Popcorn


StrykerRaige

Bulgarian


ColonelMonty

Norwegian.


Specific-Money4873

Lithuanian?


robber_goosy

Englands pp, Cornwall.


Ok_Firefighter8039

Cornish...


alvaropboto

Plymouth


Historyp91

West Saxon?


[deleted]

Cornish


VladimirBarakriss

Corny


HiOctnMdr

Indian


KassXWolfXTigerXFox

American, you just went through the names of small towns near you lol


AntiqueGunGuy

Dutch


daduderemix

Blud can name Giannena and Sparta in Greece, but not Athens


[deleted]

You might be cornish


Leatherturtle

From the glorious state of Turkmenistan 🇹🇲


JoNarwhal

Sardinian


JoNarwhal

Fr tho you can't name 1 town on any of Sardinia, Sicily, Crete, OR Cyprus? Do you even island bro?


AbiesAggravating350

Korean


MJDeadass

Black or Chinese


Whitespider331

Probly iceland because you named every relevant town/city in the country


Sad-Flounder-2644

Lithuanian full send


ZPortsie

Is this a map of Canadian city and town names from Europe?


CubarisMurinaPapaya

Belarus obviously


RazTheGiant

French, you know your targets well


cptjewski

Let me guess… you are from Manhattan!


Express_Pizza_2184

Perfidious Albion!


blasphemiann358

San Marino


MaxxtheKnife

Puerto Rican


Stingbarry

Western german harry potter fangirl


night_darkness

Wales


BenBirDomatesim

As a Turk I'm offended. Where is Turkey!


fabiswa95

Damn didnt guess istanbul. Bit of a niche town sure


Kenneth_Lay

You're from that one with the dysfunctional government made of educated elitists and has economic problems at the moment.


bruhmp44

Lithuania


ArcadianFireYT

Cornish


antontupy

Arab?


FishbedFive

prussian


Sure_Watercress4956

Wtf Bro just living in pangea 🤣🤣


StateBig3686

Don't tell me your a welshman with autism