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Ashurnasirpal-

Kings County NY


EyesBigLove-Crumbs

… which is Brooklyn, which means that it can pretty much own any other county named similarly.


twoScottishClans

King County, WA is Seattle and some of its suburbs, and the two counties have a similar population. (King County WA is around 2.3 million, Brooklyn is like 2.8 million iirc) King County, WA has a good few things above Brooklyn, so I'd actually give us the edge. For example, unless Brooklyn can secure a water supply, they'll have a very bad time. Seattle's water supply exists entirely within King County.


AnriAstolfoAstora

Truely a battle of kings. Brooklyn would have more than enough manpower to occupy key water sources. *


twoScottishClans

while that is true, we also have to acknowledge the technological nature of modern war. In this field, King County, WA is unmatched by almost any other county in the country. Seattle has a large technological workforce, which, to my knowledge, will have a better cyberwarfare game than Brooklyn. It's also worth noting King County, WA has aerospace manufacturing. While it is true that most of Boeing's manufacturing takes place in nearby Snohomish County, A non-negligible amount happens in King County at the Renton plant. I think King County, WA's superior industrial and technological infrastructure gives us the edge even though Brooklyn has about 500,000 more people.


AnriAstolfoAstora

Well, if we were going by all of NYC. It would probably be equal if not more cybersecurity specialists in NY. I myself am NYC based and going into cybersec. The state of NY also hires all the time for cybersec people. With some nearby defunct nuclear powerplants. There is enough fissile material to manufacture dirty bombs.


twoScottishClans

another commenter mentioned that we have a **literal fusion power research plant**. And we're talking specifically about the comparison between King County, WA, and Kings County, NY. Manhattan, Queens, the Bronx and the other one nobody cares about are irrelevant. I'm completely willing to concede that all of NYC vs. King County, WA, NYC wins easily. (I guess we're also considering King County, TX, but there are literally 265 people there.)


EyesBigLove-Crumbs

I hear you about Seattle. I love that city. But… Brooklyn.


alurbase

What we have over Brooklyn. Defense contractors, actual fusion research lab down the street from the only decent KFC left, we still got rural people who think owning 20mm cannons is totally fine and was what the founders intended. We got valve, everyone in Brooklyn gets VAC banned. We got Microsoft and open AI, no more window access and dating your AI waifu. We got T mobile, every other phone in Brooklyn is now spy device. We got CostCo, now every Costco member has to settle for BJs.


a_filing_cabinet

King County, Washington has a bigger population than King County, New York. The average yearly income in King County, Washington was also over 60% higher than King County, New York. Brooklyn takes another L


AdScared7949

"Yeah well I'm from Brooklyn" - the tiniest, angriest mfer you ever laid eyes on


autocephalousness

No, Kings County CA


Willing-Salt-3771

Kings county mentioned 🚨


spaetzelspiff

They'll ride into battle playing Nirvana and Beastie Boys


SeattleThot

Sorry Kings County NY gettin clapped by us tho


ALPHA_sh

Kings County CA vs Kings County NY


black-niga2

Grey obviously


Pennywise626

How do you know? There's no data


tomi-i-guess

I think white would win, they’ve encircled all the others


Adamact

With that logical black would win, they've encircled the entire post!


theruckchucker

Nah dark Grey. They encircled almost everything and would be able too conquer too fight the others


Righteousaffair999

Damn fish people


GrumpyAboutEverythin

Interesting username


Sad_Hospital_2730

My money's on washington because King County, TX has a population of like 7


trugrav

Who has more guns though? Those 265 people in Texas, or the 2,000,000 people in Washington?


a_filing_cabinet

Definitely Washington. There are plenty of urban gun nuts. I mean, we're talking about the average person in Texas owning 10,000x more guns than the average Washington resident.


hello14235948475

We got REI, that's all we need.


ElderberryJazzlike

Washington 100%. I live in WA and we have a ton of gun-toting people here. You just need to know where to find them


Razorbackalpha

5 minutes outside of the major city limits


ElderberryJazzlike

bingo


Battle-Toaster-mk-1

But have you factored in the number of cattle, just give them guns and it’s an easy win.


doofygrits

My money is on those black squiggly lines


Outrageous-Fan1139

My money is on those drak gray lines, they have a large network


FIFAstan

Yall sleeping on white


WeaselBeagle

What about the black straight lines?


ReplacementLow6704

We don't do straight during Pride month, sorry


Beginning-Pipe-9846

ur sexy


Glad-Ice-9379

Thanks 


Islandfiddler15

Washington, we are simply better


Sapphire-Hannibal

I LOVE SEATTLE RAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!


SeattleThot

Ayyyy 👏🏻👏🏻


Sharashka_Shashka

KING COUNTY WA MENTIONED RAAAAA!!🦅🦅🦅🦅☕☕☕☕🌲🌲🌲🌲WHAT IS AN AFFORDABLE COST OF LIVING ?


hello14235948475

based


CrueltySquadMODTempt

We have more and are more, we are better


Danster21

https://preview.redd.it/1j5d3x32jx8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=597c5e125b3ce2b7d21ae6797dbeb8f26ca430cc


Background-Tennis915

King County WA has a population 10,000x greater than King County TX lol


Wheloc

I was really hoping someone did some research on these counties to give a real answer.


pineapples1230

well if you can point to seattle on a map you can tell who wins its not much of a research thing lol


Wheloc

Yeah I come from the midwest and couldn't point to Seattle on a map, nor do I know what's going on in that part of Texas.


pineapples1230

theres probably a single farmer who owns the whole county


ScaredTea1962

Queen county


CrimsonThar

My money's on white. The sea can be scary.


northernmaplesyrup1

Well it’s a population of 2.67 million vs 330. Even in a world where the Seattle people are universally soypilled pacifists and every single person in Texas was a Navy Seal, is still bet on the army of hipsters


Blitzed5656

Have you not seen the movie 300?


barr65

King County would win


Small_Orang

Seattleites stay strapped, lots of addicts and whatnot too (not to mention the colossal population difference)


SeattleThot

The city of Skyway alone can take that whole other county let’s be real


ILuvSupertramp

King County has this on lock.


LiveClimbRepeat

yas king


what_lol-

King county


GlisaPenny

King county Wa was Seattle in it so I think that’s a big plus, but the south is full of People with Guns so I really don’t know.


neverfromdelaware

King county Georgia


cptjewski

Perry sure there is a prince George in Maryland


jcup270

Assuming king county WA has like triple the people so that alone them


a_filing_cabinet

Triple? Try 10,000x more. The Texan one has a population of about 250, and Washington is 2.2 million.


mlw209

Got ourselves a real game of thrones here


Weak-Beautiful5918

King County, it would take about three guys to hack their phones and redirect all 8 of them them to other places.


AmadeoSendiulo

Burger King


guojia-anquan-bu

What about Orange county FL, vs Orange county CA


Business_Motor9096

Red would win, cuz people actually live there


ItalianNationalist

I think white is winning this one, no doubt


superstormthunder

King County, Washington has far far more people and resources.


Magnitech_

As someone who lives in King County, ours.


SeleneBear

game of thrones usa edition


1ithurtswhenip1

So 2 million vs 200 hundred. But the 200 has 2 million guns...


Organic_Macaroon_178

So when did alaska and hawaii move to mexico? And where is mexico gone?


NotaBuster5300

King County, WA. They bigger.


Blitzed5656

I'm going to go Kings County Texas. The people of Spokane will join Kings County Texas to help overturn the tyranny of Seattle. Everyone between Kettle Hill and Colton will will join swelling their ranks.


CasinoNDN

As a spokanite we never turn our backs on our brothers on the coast no matter how many crackheads they have or hipsterish clothes they wear.


_dictatorish_

Obviously King Country, NZ


WeThePeeps2020

It’s called King County for a reason!


JaffaBoi1337

Probably king county


EverythingCaden

Dukes County, MA


TheGamingSpin0

The black outlines.


Bonobo_org

FOR KING AND COUNTY!!!


Mundane_Ad_8597

Idk but it'll surely end in a checkmate


Personal_Usual_6910

That's actually funny ngl


Ok_Turnover_6596

east US looks so cubic I find it really neat to look at as someone that is not american


Livid-Recover-8356

I would rather know who won’t win


Late_Ad9720

You guessed it, America.


_11a_

SEATTLE IS SUPERIOR


5trudelle

obviously king county


hasoart

Stalemate


Kerflunklebunny

The black lines duh


crunchamunch21

Any other county but king would whoop texas ass.


Divinate_ME

The King


RobertXavierIV

Bunch drugged out hippies vs a bunch of gone toting Texans. Isn’t obvious? White will win. They have them surrounded.


FourArmsFiveLegs

Obviously the speck of dirt on my screen south of Arizona


cjmartin719

Probably the 7 people in kings county, tx. Beat the hell out of those sissy’s.


Feverish_Alpaca

King County Washington has a population of 2.2 million and, while King County Texas has a population of only 265, this war might be closer than expected. It begins with Seattle seeking to launch an attack on the main population center of King County TX, Guthrie, TX. Due to a gps issue and the secrecy of the mission preventing anyone back home from contacting the pilot, a B-2 Spirit bomber mistakenly drops a 500 kiloton nuclear warhead on Guthrie, Oklahoma. Governor Kevin Stitt addresses a furious albeit confused crowd in Oklahoma City. After receiving a large payoff from King County Executive Dow Constantine, Stitt attempts to play off the incident as an accident. The Okies are not buying it, conspiracy theories are floating around that this was retaliation for taking the Seattle Sonics. Cherokee Nation Chief Chuck Hoskin Jr. (CHJ) sees this as his opportunity to unite Oklahomans against his rival Stitt. A radical movement sweeps Northeast Oklahoma leading to a bloody civil war between Seattle backed OKC and Cherokee backed Tulsa. The Tulsans fight with a meth induced fanaticism that quickly breaks the spirit of OKC soldiers who don’t feel particularly passionate about their own cause. OKC surrenders, agreeing to return the capitol of Oklahoma to Guthrie as it was before being stolen. There’s just one problem, Guthrie Oklahoma no longer exists. The idea is proposed to make Guthrie, TX the new capitol of Oklahoma. Constantine breathes a sign of relief as the proposition is laughed down. If Guthrie had the power of a unified Oklahoma, Seattle, being both financially and morally decimated by their lost proxy war, would surely fall. The relief suddenly turns to panic as the Constantine feels cold steel on the back of his head, the click of a hammer pulled back breaks the silence. While Seattle had their attention on Oklahoma, Guthrie was assembling a rag tag crew of misfits to infiltrate the King County WA government. The infiltration was made easier by Guthrie government workers already having King County identification cards. In my opinion this is the most likely scenario in which King County TX could win the war, let me know what you think.


Gibran_02

That's the whole city of Seattle vs. 10 farmers 💀


Long_Pickle588

I thought we weren't doing this anymore???


Visible_Pea_4717

With or without the Seattle fent ?


user_name_htx

Seattle Vs a rancher and a town of meth addicts. As a Texan, I'm rooting for King Co. TX but Wash has the numbers


legeborg0

Battle Royale