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mjlee2003

tree hug tree aww


johnnypancakes49

Hug or chokehold?


mjlee2003

oh no trees are supposed to be friends not enemies hope they are ok


Pademelon1

Hug because it’s a palm. Can’t get choked (smothered is another story).


mjlee2003

oh no trees are supposed to be friends not enemies hope they are ok


TaDow-420

![gif](giphy|l4KhOAE2jrp5rGwVO) 🎼 You’ve got a friend in tree…🎵


Guy_Incognito1970

What kind of parasite tree is that?


jd2300

Strangler fig


Little_Duckling

Not to be confused with stabber fig, assault and battery fig, or grand larceny fig


Airport_Wendys

Can’t ignore those trade-based money laundering figs either.


tillandsia

I love the way they look, but I confess, when I find one my first instinct is to cut it down. Just today I found one growing at the foot of a palm and near the septic tank - I doubt I'll be able to get rid of it but at least I can curb its growth somewhat.


Death2mandatory

Just rain it to where you want it,why cut it when you controll it


oddartist

Then when you like how it looks, slice it down one side and cut the roots. Then use that beautiful natural sculpture as an art piece or turn it into a lamp.


MoneyMACRS

/r/TreesSuckingOnThings


johnnypancakes49

No way this is real, i thought you had played me for a fool, consider me double swirled


EffinCroissant

This sub was not what I was expecting…


phil_stricker

were you expecting /r/trees?


Kusanagi8811

I mean I did but I stayed out of sheer curiosity


PlasticElfEars

It's one of those lovely reddit inside jokes.


BuffNipz

It wears you down after a decade


Bean-Swellington

You don’t like trees?


courtneyrel

I love strangler figs, even if everyone else says they’re pests 🤣 I recently took some wood cuttings of one I found in south FL and propagated them https://preview.redd.it/d700jcvw9xad1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58f5baae9bd97ad24b16371c2dbf945e17507838


CoolPiperMain

isn’t it almost impossible for strangler figs to kill palmettos?


HarpersGhost

Palms are just so incredibly dense. You see them blowing in the wind and think they are basically like willow branches, but when you cut one down and try to move a log, god DAMN they are fucking heavy. Oak branches of the same diameter are heavy, but nowhere near as heavy as a palm trunk. When a palm tree comes down in my backyard, I leave it for a year or so to dry out, so it's much easier to move.


Death2mandatory

They aren't going to take down a palmetto lol


Bfire8899

It’s very uncommon. I have seen it in dense old-growth hammock, usually by this point the ficus has layers of dense aerial prop roots and a rotted husk of a palmetto trunk in the middle. Sometimes all that’s left of the palmetto is the hole its trunk leaves behind.


Setting-Conscious

Elden ring, shadow of the erdtree


Lilithnema

Whoa bro


Hoya-loo-ya

Strangler fig doing it’s thang


hippywitch

r/treessuckingontrees


Cold-Fox9854

Where in FL is this?


johnnypancakes49

It’s at [this park](https://maps.app.goo.gl/s5fpQ6hZkYATYroZA?g_st=ic) near vero beach, along the parking lot


No_Cash_8556

This is what I picture when I hear people talk about tiny vines overtaking and killing mature/well established trees


Whootsinator

https://preview.redd.it/ghyzbnmoe5bd1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10cc0763436429cd7181e66018e48815435d8140 I recognized that tree right away! Such cool plants.


johnnypancakes49

r/tworedditorsonecup type shiz, that park is awesomely cool, great spot to see manatees in the early morning!