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LoveFightWrite

Never heard of a bulldog choke? How Carlos Newton beat Pat Militech. You don't see it often because it's easy to take the attacker's back and beat the position, but if it goes on fast enough it can work.


OnceIWasYou

The Ben Askren special.


Putins_Gay_Dreams

Militech? No chooms of mine


Hot_Psychology727

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£Cyber Psychos enter the rodeo


[deleted]

folkstyle wrestling


LosSoloLobos

On a fucking bull Madness


MinisterOfDept

"It's called bullwrestling!" is what i would say if i had no better way of describing this, which i don't.


SomethingAmazingQ

There is a move literally called cow catcher in wrestling lol


ScotchAndBlood

Yup


buffbiddies

Moo-jutsu.


Letmeholdu52

Bull-jitsu


dm9796

Machado (Ian's baby daddy) has a black belt in this


I_said_booourns

I believe the Chinese variant is called Kung Moo


NarcanBob

nice :)


Special_Rice9539

Actually kind of incredible that the headlock toss still works on a bull


worksucksbro

Yeah only if youā€™re strong as a fucking Ox like this guy


[deleted]

To be fair, he also has the momentum of a charging bull working for him.


[deleted]

šŸŽ¶ šŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶ TOooo Breed Fffffaaaiiirrrr šŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶ It's a fucking bull and he is a fucking human


[deleted]

I wasn't saying it wasn't incredibly impressive. I was making the point that it's not all strength, but also the technique of using the bull's momentum against it. Which is arguably more impressive.


[deleted]

No being strong enough for this to be an option is much more impressive . Imagine this dude grabbing us!!!Jesus titty fucking Christ he would pull our dicks off no twisting needed


cutcutado

The bull's quadrupedal structure was leveraged as well, he (the bull) had no real way to get any leverage and could only flap around. Bipedal superiority at it's finest


invalaidpenis

Itā€™s actually a lot easier than youā€™d think bovines only really work in straight lines and balance entirely off there noggins so if you can get the neck bent they have no strength if you twist the head they have no balance I have a 45 lbs dog that will grab bulls by the nose and flip them


cutcutado

yeah, people here can forget that human beings have a really strong sense of balance when compared to other animals


invalaidpenis

I think I forget most people didnā€™t grow up around animals


[deleted]

Do it then šŸ˜‚Ā 


invalaidpenis

I have how do you think Ik how itā€™s done


SaltyAF404

Used to Russian arm drag hogs to a cross tie on the front far hoof. Flip them right on their side. Tie em up.


SaltyAF404

Jujutsu works on everything


lereddituser9

biggest reddit moment ever lmfao


SquirrelExpensive201

That's corn fed murican wrasslin, roll tide


chiefnwahoo

ā€œIā€™m your sister, Iā€™m your sisterā€


hashblacks

ROLL. TIDE.


gregggggg1

Bull-shido


fivetwentyeight

If anyone's curious for what it actually is it looks like Steer Wrestling to me. Had cable TV this year and left the sport channel on, amazed at what I saw when the Calgary Stampede was on


oceanicArboretum

How is this not the top comment??


Quezacotli

Came here to say the same.


xkeepitquietx

Being a strong hick.


[deleted]

Some HĆ©rcules type shit


NarcanBob

moo thai


Intrepid_Sense_8316

That my friend is tomoe nage, one of my favorite throws in JudošŸ‘Œ


blindside1

Nope, that is to-moo nage


Ibi828

Beautiful to see, but difficult to execute šŸ˜…


JewelerStandard7309

It is more similar to tawara gaeshi


TheAngriestPoster

Agreed, too bad he couldnā€™t roll to full mount šŸ˜‰


watermellonjohn

Bullzilian jujitsu


dangerberries

Some authentic county right there! Not the bedazzled jean type. The busting concrete, raising steer, cross country skiing to get your dinner type. - Hank hill- but the Colorado type.


HillInTheDistance

I have no idea but he's making one hell of a strong case for it.


Nervous_Project6927

look at mas oyama over here


HopeIsGay

This was greek hero level of cold ass alpha shit


Terriblarious

FINALLY! Real Bullshido!


-BakiHanma

Niko Style Redirection Kata into a choke


Lawbrosteve

Love that Kengan reference


BloodyRightNostril

This is the most badass thing I've ever seen on this sub


Limp-Attitude-490

BullJitSu


shortbus-admiral

Thatā€™s how i hold my dick when Iā€™m jerkin it


Icrows

abundance abuse


Cautious_Possible_18

This is called Balls of Steelate. A famous long lost art that I had only seen in books until now.


Firm-Masterpiece1675

Alright i'm gonna say it this feels like some straight out of baki. Radio hand if you agreeāœ‹ļø


Im_so_cool1

you're right https://preview.redd.it/6jwmy5j7ejec1.png?width=250&format=png&auto=webp&s=a72cd391a1679edb7c36c88173307dc34f37b236


Firm-Masterpiece1675

I know it


[deleted]

Animal cruelty kwon do


[deleted]

WWF, world wildlife federation


mesovortex888

https://preview.redd.it/1ym2o4tm19ec1.jpeg?width=201&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2b1868156e7fbbb4536847d4950ce3b1d2f8a88


rau_grey

I am just imagining the amount of strength that is needed to do this


ARC4120

Definitely technique too because thereā€™s no way a regular man is tossing a bull like that


Muscalp

Itā€˜s just dumb luck. He didnā€˜t toss him, the bull fell over the manā€˜s legs and got stuck in the ground with his horns. It was entirely the momentum of the bull. *Maybe* that trip was on purpose but I doubt it given that the man immediately lost contact with the ground when he grabbed the Bull


2201992

> I am just imagining the amount of strength that is needed to do this It also requires you to be a little crazy to


TeranOrSolaran

Caow fuk yuu


Slow_Obligation2286

Pretty simple actually. It's called Bull Wrestling


ezbreezyslacker

For some reason this looks more badass than those bear videos


NOT000

wrestling move called the *cow catcher*


ANGRY_PAT

Dude hit a DDT on a BULL. Fucking legend.


phat79pat1985

Itā€™s the ancient art of ā€œtry not to dieā€


Fluentec

Moo-rtal combat


TexanTacos

bullshitsu


Dr_McGillicuddys

Bullshido


Cinder_Fall01

Being Kratos


Best-Arrival8888

This is called ā€œRed Neckā€ one of the most crafty of martial arts out there. It incorporates use of off the wall tactics, like, headlocking a charging bull and rolling it over. As well as the hammer fist, and the drunken masters will also be sometimes seen utilizing bottles, and sometimes lawn tools.


HandMeDownCumSock

I hate this kind of stuff that is cruel to animals for no reason, but that was a sick move.


16bitword

Animal abusekwondo


Mrduckboss

Hell yeah


Neep-Tune

BJJ, Beef Jiu-Jitsu


2201992

Itā€™s called being a bad ass


Dean0Caddilac

Should try it against a fĆ¼ll grown bull.


ghost020creep

Ba'aal going down


Texas43647

Average day in Texas šŸ¤£


Jazzlike-Election840

that's a strong damn dude


hafaPrim

Control the head > control the body


tunsaree1

Bulljitsu


Amebixweetabix

It's the animal abuse kind.


Christmasbeef

This isn't martial arts. It's simply the power of hug.āœØļø šŸ¤— ā™„ļø


VegetableTour4134

This is the manliest thing Iā€™ve ever seen


sugaaaslam

He's got some oysters hanging for sure


Proud_Shoe_5273

Bullkwondoe


somethingdarksideguy

This belongs in a crypto sub for HODL.


[deleted]

Bull-jit-su. Obviously šŸ‚šŸ„‹


StopPlayingRoney

Hahahaha!!! TF IS THIS?!


Long_East_937

Kung Moo?


SpecialistLost6572

Cowboy wrestling baby


Mikelbhere

I just watched the luckiest accident that made him look like a total bad ass.


StephenJames81

Hick fu


extremeNosepicker

how he didnā€™t get fired is beyond me


Clear_Appearance_694

Then he was gored to death


Ok-Comfortable6400

Bullshido???


FearsomeShitter

Yea donā€™t try this with a full sized bullā€¦


Genman71

BovineJeetDo


Tonic_G

Real Bullshido.


Alborland30

Spartan


QuickAd9263

I'll tell me kids this is ufc 1


Knight_crusader

Itā€™s BJJ of course! ā€˜Backyard Bull-Jitsuā€™ā€¦ šŸ¤ŖšŸ˜‚


realgoshawk

Idiotjitsu


Hefty_Barber3985

Classic man vs beast šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ¤£


Suspicious-Half5758

Tawari gaeshi. - judo


megadomonic

"I Had To Wrestle Bulls To Get To School Jitsu"


Serious-Pizza7398

Woooooowww it's amazingšŸ’ŖšŸ˜Ž


Timun890

Mas Oyama's PE lesson?


AudienceNo506

Bullkake


JohnXTheDadBodGod

As RIP Torn would say, "If you can choke a bull, you can choke a man!"


Budget-Scarcity-9841

Survival arts


chillmonkey88

Used to get my ass beat in highschool wrestling by these corn fed farm boy and I was a decent wrestler.


wassinderr

Miu-jitsu


A_Endless_Drop

Thatā€™s redneckfoo, one of the most effective fight arts around.


Superb-Leg-7351

Donā€™t try and double lock this guy!


Designer-Wedding-156

Thatā€™s a man


SojoboOfMountKurama

Actual ā€œBullshidoā€, not the fake kind!


[deleted]

That's called "bullshido" not to be mistaken with Chinese "bullshido" or Segal bullshido šŸ˜†


jginzberg

Bullshido


seeker317

I think the bull tapped out


[deleted]

Cowzilian bull jitsu


Block2024

Bullzillion ju-jitsu


sileplictis

Bjj - bull jiu jitsu


No_Instruction9952

Bullshido


Greenturnsyellow1

Bushido bull neck and spine cracking


Alternative_Poem_997

Greco Roman wrestling


scrotimus-maximus

It's called abusing a drugged up animal. Practiced by the very small penis owners


Muscalp

Dumb fucking luck


Itzzzame

This dude can drink 50 coors in a hourā€¦


Ok_Gas_4060

Whatā€™s the song


sodaaaaaa8008

Thatā€™s just a construction worker on his unexpected day off


soggymuffin135

It's called "Bad ass"


InternetIndependent4

Combination of judo and bjj


Raii91

This the only time Yee-Haw sounds like a martial art


WickedRedemption

Bullshido (the real one)


Cheesytater91

Is this bullshido?


Substantial_Back_634

Tomoe Nage :33


Notso_Puny_Earthling

Bullshito


Dismal-Orange4565

Thatā€™s the Sonny Chiba technique


05grandcherokee

My coach from the D2 highschool I wrestled varsity at my freshman year used to wrestle ostriches at his friends ostrich farm to help get them in trailers to take to the veterinarian and Iā€™ve gone out to help him it can take 2-3 grown men to take down an ostrich I donā€™t know how strong this guy mustā€™ve been to take a Bull like that golly


Consistent_Test_2879

Mexican ground karate


Straight-Tone9343

Bulljitsu


Big_Policy4561

M A N


Stoney_randomnessyt

Couldnā€™t have picked a better song šŸ”„


jonarokujo

this is Moo-ay Thai obviously


Udon259

Kyokushin Karate lol


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


martialarts-ModTeam

Necropost much?


baddonny

The white one


b33far0n

Strength


Due-Dog-2383

Stupitzu


Apollo9961

Animal abuse glorified as a sport called bull wrestling


2201992

I donā€™t know man the bull has fucking horns and weighs like 500 pounds. Bull had a pretty good chance of killing the guy


AntonChentel

That bull weighs near a thousand pounds. There was a Japanese martial artist that would try to kill a bull with a single punch. No idea if that was verified tho


KingVinny70

That's called Bullshido


grip_n_Ripper

Cool. Now do that with a legit rodeo bull.


RedditEqualsBubble

Well, thatā€™s impressive


ProfessionalGlass672

manly af ngl


Prior-Ad-7329

Redneckengineering


Lonely_Animator4557

So thatā€™s why itā€™s called a cattle Catcher


DaisysCastle

Bull Jiu Jitsu


DrDragun

Bovine Ju Jitsu


Satchamo_Jones

Front head lock game strong, that's some wrastlin' boi.


Gundamsafety

FAFO Texan style.


General-GhostD13

Descendent of Oyama


Queasy-Ice6302

I was going to say it resembles kokyushin principles


awfulcrowded117

That's called "cornfed farmboy tries not to get murdered by angry steer," it's very popular in Iowa.


The_Mutton_Man

Moojitsu


Traditional-Art-4554

bullshido


vexatious83

Bovine jitsu


AlexJamesCook

Bull-shido-Jitsu. Not to be confused with Bullshido.


Abundance144

Bullshit-fu


DifferentViewpoints

Bullshido.


Hope1995x

Do this to a grizzly bear or a big cat and get clawed and bleed to death. Kung fu this bitch-Freedy Kruger


NarcanBob

Cow Fu


Maeurer

Spanish Juijitsu


guroart1959

Bull-jitsu


ItalianStallion9069

Judo


Sea_Upstairs_6274

Mooay thai, bitch!


Blasket_Basket

Wrestling. That is a fair approximation of a move literally called the 'cow catcher'


Nethought

Thatā€™s pretty impressive. Iā€™m sure this martial art is called Miller Lite.


UrNixed

A far more interesting and impressive version of bull fighting than those other cowards that call themselves "bull fighters" that wave a cape around as they stab the bull


whatevrmn

BJJ or Bull Ju Jitsu.


vyrguy0

Bullshido.


[deleted]

Someone from a post asking "What's the largest animal you could fight with your bare hands?" took the question seriously.


Repulsive_Client_325

Bullshido


Difficult-Being-6885

Brazilian Jiu Jitsu


ReginaldBibs

internal bleeing jitsu


Land_Reddit

Cow catcher takedown, it's actually hilarious to pull it off