Just hit him with the 'who are you again?'

The strongest punch made of words right here

“Who the fook is that guuy”

'he'll do notten'

This is the way.

This is the way

This is the way

This is the way.

I agree. Then have a threesome with HIS gf and yours, and send him a video of it saying “nvm your gf reminded me”

do that or kick his ass either way is a dub

Sorry man doesn’t ring a bell. Are you sure we went to the same gym?

“Who’s this?”

"Uncle Leo?"


Also, don't forget to act as if you don't remember them when they say who they are. They're that insignificant.

Definitely this.

Befriend his sister and send her snap.

"Damn that's crazy"

“Are you that guy that keeps trying to sell me magazine subscriptions?”

“Just hit him”

Insecure / insane person, not even worth responding to. I’d just ignore it.

Exactly. Responding would be giving that person what they want. If it ever comes up, pretend you never saw it. The intent of saying such things is to invoke a response. It's like falling for click bait.

I think that's probably the mature move. But, on the other hand, how many people is this guy gonna try to step on before he gets humbled and someone checks his ego? For the greater good, perhaps OP should join the gym and spar with the guy, whup his ass weekly for the next 6 months. And seduce his girlfriend for good measure.

Nah, I'd send an address to some random far location to spar and never show up. I'd be like, "oh shit, I forgot. My bad."

Duplicate his account, rile up a bunch of people and challenge them to spar. Then when he shows up to spar it'll be against someone else.

In the red corner we have Jared In the blue corner we have half the population of Louisiana

That’s exactly how Louisiana hot sauce is made

A bunch of someone elses. Diabolical.

Yeah then this crazy guy cuts your skull open one night and eats it like monkey soup in Indiana jones

This. Don't argue with stupid people.. you'll be dragged down to their level

The best analogy I ever heard for this is ' Its like playing chess with a pigeon. They are gonna knock all the pieces over, take a shit on the board and strut off like they won anyway.'

And beaten with experience

Don’t respond, but send this screenshot to his employer

"Be like water"

Nah not his employer. Send it to his gyms head coach... his coach will humble him.

Agree with this . He needs a beating, if you get him fired from his job then you’re just a rat wouldn’t be surprised if he tried something crazy after that too if he felt like he had nothing to lose.

This would actually be the best move. 

God that's lame. "I'm gonna tell your boss on you because you sent me some weird texts.". Love how everyone disagreeing with this pathetic take is getting downvotes

Yeah like I get not wanting to get into it with some unhinged regard, but just snitching to their boss because they sent you mean texts is probably the most unmanly thing you could do ngl, but this is reddit so the % of people who arent cucks is miniscule. Either ignore or take him up on his request. And if dude is sending these texts unprovoked, you really think he's not gona go do something once u get him fired? lol.

It is an unmanly bitch move, but I'd say given that this was started with unprovoked social media threats and "I'll steal your girl" posturing, both of which I also consider unmanly bitch moves, we're well in that territory and I wouldn't feel guilty about doing something like this. Sure, if someone is talking shit to your face then that's a different story, but this guy is clearly just trying to get a reaction from the safety of his own home. Why not play on his level and do this - likely leads to the worst overall consequences for the shit talker, minimizes personal risk to you, and requires almost no effort. I'm all for having principles and standing up for yourself, but I don't think you owe that courtesy to someone who isn't displaying it themselves, I say why not just get Machiavellian with it and fuck them over as badly as you can. If anything, needing your retribution to be "manly" and physical even when the "bitch move" causes more damage and is safer, sounds like a sign of insecure masculinity and a need to prove how big of a man you are. You're almost as lame as the instigator at that point.

>f anything, needing your retribution to be "manly"  Nobody mentioned needing retribution, or that your retribution had to be anything " manly " - only you mentioned retribution. I actually said " ignore or take him up on it" Ignoring it being the first and best option. What exactly is it you're trying to say? that it *Isnt* a bitch move? because in your first sentence you admitted it is. Speak plainly because you seem to be saying " **well it is a bitch move, but actually if you think of it -it isnt a bitch move**" lol playing both side of the fence is also pretty weak. Asking a higher power, especially someones employer to save you from mean words a dude is sending you is quite pathetic IMO. As I already said , if the dude is messaging you unhinged shit outta nowhere, and then you take away his means of income you really think he's just gona leave it at that? you're probably gona get in a tit for that war with the dude and get your property, or yourself damaged. Its just dumb. If you ignore him he probably gets bored, if you meet up and fight him in the gym ( it most likely settles it then and there - most people when they get a whooping will think twice next time ) if you get in " ah you done this to me , so now I do this to you " back and forth it just prolongs it forever and is childish.

Yeah fr, he’s unhinged enough why wouldn’t he hyperbolically escalate?

So petty and unnecessary

Send them links for a therapist

drop them a better help youtube referral link

Alcoholics Anonymous

Or a number to a crisis hotline

LMAO

Unironically yes

Send that shit to his gym lol, no one wants to be associated with this vile person

This. No coach wants some guy that thinks he's top shit calling people to the gym to spar.

Gracies though

Lmao gracies these days won't let you through the door without a $300 gi purchase and a Helio tattoo

Is that the famed Gracie breakdown of entry rites?

Better, show up WITH this, in person. “Hey is shitface here? He said he wanted to spar…”

[удалено]

Block and forget. Nobody needs added unprovoked drama. Martial arts is a personal journey; so who cares…..or you can post his name out there for being a white kid dropping n-words; and let someone else deal out a well deserved ass kicking. Truth is; he only has the power you give him. If you are secure enough to not care; he has no power. And if he’s determined to get physical or threats get serious enough, you can take legal action. If it comes to a violent altercation remember that you “feared for yourself or someone else’s life”; and the you acted to “stop what was currently happening” and not to intentionally harm main or kill.

Facts

You got challenged by a nissan driving, n-word dropping white kid. You are legally obligated to put hands on him.

Bro should do it the right way and just send some huge black dude who's been to prison a few times and has a weight advantage over shaq then watch it all play out

Yeah, we all got one of those on standby waiting to just be sent.

You dont?

lol nope. If i did, I wouldn't have had to learn martial arts.

You can always have both on standby the US army does it all the time

For real, about twenty years ago my neighbor (little white guy) threatened to shoot me (also little white guy) with a real gun because I asked him reasonably politely to stop shooting bbs into my yard which were ricocheting into the balcony where I was sitting. My Kung Fu teacher (also also little white guy) sent two of *his* classmates (very very large, muscular, and stern black men) to visit my neighbor. One of them open carried twin 45 revolvers at the time. My neighbor was much more respectful after that. Nothing like turning racists' fears against them.

Open carried two .45 revolvers? And does kung fu? Holy shit dude is from the matrix

“Guns ARE my religion.” -that dude, probably

I just feel any Andre the giant type guy does the job well

"You ARE the Brute Squad!"

*"Hey* r/martialarts, *I'm interested in beginning training, what art should i learn?"* *"Any one in which you have large muscular stern black men carrying .45 revolvers at your disposal would be a good start."*

.45 revolvers? Was he a cowboy?

Isn't that SOP for Texans? 😜

This is the way.

Gun-fu teacher

This isn't karate. Real men deal with their own problems

As a karate guy I am both offended and agree.

Did he say it was a white kid? Asking honestly because I didn't read every response in the whole thread.

Legs in the profile pic

Ah yep...I see it now. I don't throw that word around but unfortunately I hear youngsters saying it all the time..with the "a" not "er" ...Asian, Hispanic and some white too. Pathetic as it is, they think it sounds cool.

It's weird enough when these white teens say something like "Back the fuck up, n---a" to accentuate what they're saying, but it's even weirder to call himself a 'real' n****" when he's clearly white as shit. Mf'er got Casper's complexion.

If you zoom in you can also see his whole pasty ass on the left side profile bubble. It’s kinda hard because he kinda blends in with the white Nissan.

Or find out where he works and send a screenshot to his employer. If someone talked to me about my wife like that, it's scorched earth.

Doesn’t strike me as the job having type

Dude probably sells weed cut with oregano to minors. Lol

Assuming he’s employed—or employable—is pretty bold.

I wonder which one is the bigger offense

The Nissan for sure

Woah woah, buddy! Did you get a pass to say that?

I'm a deep believer in if they want the smoke, let them have it.

Need to show the coach 😂 that shit can get someone kicked out the gym

^^ this.

CTE

And meth

And “I peaked in high school/early college”

Yeah. It’s basically definition of a looser. This dude randomly one night was thinking about OP so hard and so intensely he decided to send a message. If he doesn’t have a drinking problem something is wrong with this guys brain.

Say hell ya… and send me instead. Lol.

Ay lemme get next

I got you bro. Count me in as a third.

Dang, not y'all setting up a gauntlet 🤣

We prefer the term “train”

If I join in it’s just an orgy guys. 3-4 your in your somes but any more we’re having fun because we’re in an orgy. Read it in a English upbeat nursery rhyme voice 😂

Right thing to do: ignore it. What I would do: insult him/spar him

this was my thought process too lol. we'll see if he actually meets me

Keep us updated

Aye, bin him. Sever the connection.

Just pretend like you don't know who he is. Make him explain himself.

Uses the N word, is about as white as the car he is leaning on in his profile pic. Yup, checks out.

Send him a link to a mental health help center in his area

Tell him her used the wrong 'your'.

Give us some context....be honest too. Example: Is there any chance you maybe posted something dissing someone else? Or maybe you posted some training footage where you whip somebody's ass on his team? Not being a dick, but in my experience sometimes people post stuff and don't realize they're aggravating a pre-existing situation or maybe you dissed one of his new teammates or something? Otherwise he was prob butt hurt that he couldn't beat you and has been stewing about it ..meanwhile you havent thought abt it at all. Ps - is there any chance one of his "friends" got hold of his phone and is messing around?

Although your story would make way more sense than the truth, I have been completely inactive in the local martial arts community since I have been in college. I knew him in middle school, we went to different high schools, then we met again when we went to the same muay thai gym. In the gym he was the "unteachable" type that would always think he knew better, throw elbows in sparring, shit like that. The last time we spoke has to have been around a year ago, when he messaged me something along the lines of "remember \_\_\_\_\_ from middle school?" or something along those lines. I just left him on read, and he replied angrily because of that and then blocked me shortly after. Since then i have no idea how i could have crossed his mind enough to want to message me again.

Wth this nigga is obsessed, block this dude and move on with your life. Less is more, since you not responding has already proven that can get him more angry don't even bother with him.

This person is wise. Listen to them.

No doubt envious of where your life is heading and his isn’t.

"Sooo, it's obvious you're salty about me having a girlfriend when you can't get your dick wet. I'd tell you to just pay for it, but your car makes me think you're struggling for cash too" Then send him a link to your state's online application for food and housing assistance.

Fatality

Jeeeeesus

😂

Do nothing. He's looking for action. Block in a week or so.

He’s looking for some action with OP’s girlfriend by the sounds of it

GONG SAU

Ask who he is. Then block him. He will be mad as fuck

You live in his head rent-free. You already won whatever this is.

Ignore it, who cares. Life is too short to bother yourself with individuals as such

“Haha hey OP, this guy wanna get his ass clapped by you” “Who?” “The guy that is magnitude smaller and weaker than you” “Who?” That should be the attitude - who is this guy? And who cares about this guy? lol

Remember when schools and students cared how their students and peers acted because it reflected poorly on everyone. Locker room party

I once got a bunch of messages like this from an old friend. Turned out he'd descended really deep into alcoholism and would create scenario's in his head of things that 'happened' (that didn't really) and would send frenzies of messages like this. Best to ignore it completely.

Some people grow out of high school, and others don't. Ignore it.

Damn bro must've had a hard day at work

If I ever show that kind of attitude to another martial artist the first reply I get is from my own master, and it won't be pretty

You think Bruce Lee would’ve let Chuck Norris talk to him like that?

point taken, on my way to his house now!!

They look like some pasty ass legs in his pic to be calling himself a, as he so eloquently put it, 'real nigga' 💀

Real nigga'z come in all shadez

Bruh 😭💀

Ignore or troll.  Please dont feed him

If you're not worried about your internet search history, I'd send him some butthole pics. From Google, not your own, of course. That is what I do to random people who send me unsolicited text messages.

"not your own, of course." *chicken noises*

Lol, I think that would be illegal. Maybe? Indecent exposure or something like that?

The greatest martial artists can end a fight before it begins. Not here though. Deck him.

Ignore. Block and ignore. Not worth the time or effort.

Bro probably ain’t that good if you feels the need to talk about sparring like it’s competition

Spar him, and beat his ass then upload it so we can see

i’m thinking about it but i like anonymity so idk. i’ll reply to this if i do end up doing it.

You can blur out your face 😂

Personally I would just ask him if he’s okay, this is super cringe on his part.

Send that to his boss, family members, spouse, whomever.

Sounds like an ambush attempt.

From your profile I assume you’ve been posting your progress. People like that are usually ignorant to the rest of the world until they feel insulted. Anyways I’d say beat his ass but he’d actually still benefit from your reply because that means he got a reaction one way or another. Unless this guy does something in person, he an internet thug my guy.

I don’t like the gf comment but best idea here is just act like you don’t remember him and his little tantrum doesn’t bother you at all

Tell him “ since you’re special needs the instructor asked us to go easy”

I would definitely not respond this perosn looks like they are both: A) Fishing for a response and will only get more antagonistic with any answer. B) not worth your time or energy at all

Drop his name on here and let reddit do the work for you.

Sounds like Alcohol talking

You’re taller? Why would that matter in any way? Such a random thing to say.

I always assume people are drunk or high and have a serious substance abuse problem when they send me crap like that. I just ignore it. Sometimes, I get an apology later, or I'll block if it continues. There's no point in engaging and getting worked up over it if it can be easily forgotten within the next hour.

At this point, escalate to greater threats of force. Plant a random car outside his house with an old school clock in the trunk, and go "tick tick tick" in the messages.

He’s insecure and looking for validation through bullying; don’t give it to him by even offering a response.

Is he white?

Maybe screenshot that and post it everywhere with the caption... "Anyone know who this is?"

Sounds like he saw something he’s jealous about so this is his way to “beat” you.

Who dis?

Most realistic option is that he's looking for a polyamorous cuckold relationship, whether you're the cuck or he is remains to be seen. Good luck, have fun! Never know, he could be posting on r/CuckoldPsychology in a few years

respond with this: “😎👍” and nothing else. it’s psychological warfare. he’ll probably respond with something unhinged, just respond again with “😎👍”. he’ll get confused & frustrated

U gonna take that ? U gotta kill him now man lol

You gotta go spar him or your girl is gona leave you

Honestly he sounds like that mental person you see yelling at seagulls and kinda just avoid eyecontact with

Ask him if he know any real n****s because you tired of fucking his mom's beat roast beef sandwich.

This screams “trash talking from my gamer chair while my friends are all at work for the day”

Block and ignore.

I think they’re coming on to you. Very sexually charged those messages. They “take yo ass”? , they “rub it in”? Then proceeds to give you a visual of how they’ll take yo ass..”face down ass up”! Yes do be careful. Looks like your old training partner wants to train you in something else!

*raises eyebrow, sighs, blocks*

"who dis" then block.

Sounds like the kind of dude who will try to stab you after getting his ass kicked, the only way to win is not to play lol

Hit him with the Don Draper “I dont think about you at all”

If ur bigger and taller and have more experience, go spar with him again and light him up.

Laugh react the last comment and ignore.

Ghost. Who cares? Yeah it might burn a bit about the gf comment but no one worth your time would write this. Don't let this Yahoo live rent free in your head.

Ignore and move on.

Tell me you lack self confidence without saying so

K.

No point in wasting time. He obviously feels like he has to prove himself to you. Block him and move on

You've been living rent-free all these years and didn't even know it.

Did that skinny white guy in a honda civic just refer to him self as a “real nigga”. You have been handed a golden ticket to beat up a car douche. Please take it. Do it for the rest of us.

Block and move on. Absolutely not worth your energy.

If you're sure you'd win, go bust him open.

beat bro up just do it

Sounds like one of them wanna be tough white kids You should meet up with him and give him his karma

so let’s go do some humbling? or come up with a witty comeback or be petty and send a fat bitches IG? i hope for the first choice.

Show him what you learned in sparring and block him.

Ignore him. His ego can't handle being ignored. Best way to hurt him. 😌

Strangely homoerotic disguised as aggressive

Bro woke up and chose violence 😂😂😂😂 10:38am is wild to be that nuts

It’s hard to take someone serious when they can’t speak English and it’s their first language.

Heres a grand idea. You can ignore it.

Surely this is the martial arts equivalent of an unrequested dick pic

Or reveal his account name and I'm sure this fine community will send him warm messages

Typical blacktivities

Cave to the ignorance and fuck him up

Ignore, will wind him up more