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SGTpvtMajor

At least 10 Redditors just purchased a cheap Deadpool outfit from Amazon


deadpool-bot

Hashtag drive-by.


Stormhunter6

they'll get banned from a con rather quick if they try this.


ListenToThatSound

>when they try this. FTFY


DawnBringer01

I'm going to buy only because I have a big gut and I want to put a fake mustache on the mask and have a "worlds best dad" mug and call myself Dadpool.


wall_fucker_

I read instead of "big gut" "big butt"


DawnBringer01

I have that too but I don't usually bring it up


wall_fucker_

Deadpool dilf cosplay?


deadpool-bot

Oh, like there's something wrong with eating before sundown or saving money. No, you know that bad guy that you let go? He's got my girl. You're gonna help me get her back.


DawnBringer01

You can put it that way but truthfully it's just for the pun lol


Respercaine_657

Bringing it down is easier huh?


WelcomeHorror2603

I like big butts and I cannot lie


Dadpool2846

This has my approval!


GreekFreak1995

Thick pool?😅🤣


Gum_Duster

Buying mine rn. But not for this. I just want to eat all the chimichangas while holding a stuffed unicorn and have an excuse


No_Raspberry8477

Probably more than 500 bro...


Binx_Thackery

As long as it’s consensual.


Extension_Fly_3294

Right. A lot are weirdos


AnonRedditGuy81

I'm pretty sure they're both his friends. I can't imagine someone having the balls to look down a woman's shirt he doesn't know and her letting him get away with it. It's just a rehearsed funny moment.


PhoenxScream

Someone could have the balls to do that but he won't keep them


Manueluz

That's where the hidden crotch landmine™ comes into play. Protect your balls with style, kick-starter now open.


HYPER_BRUH_

Thanks for making me spit my cola cuz of laughing I was not expecting this.


-_-Fr4n-_-

You mean kick-starter as in "It explodes when your crotch is kicked" or what?


Manueluz

Our patented directional testicular protection™ ensures that your balls are kept safe\*\* while the potential danger is neutralized \*\*: hidden crotch landmine™ is not responsible for possible testicular deformations, torsion or other damage resulting from its use.


plasmaXL1

"Crotch Claymore" is better for alliteration 😉


CerberusC24

I want a crotch bouncing betty


AnonRedditGuy81

Fair enough. I wouldn't and no man I'm friends or family with wouldn't ever do that either, so I forgot about the creeps.


SacredAnalBeads

In the age of modern social media, I assume 99% of the things I see are staged, even if they're funny. No different than amateur TV at this point.


alphazero924

Yes, in this instance, but there's a lot of gross dudes who see videos like this and think "Hey, I'll cosplay as deadpool so that I can do stuff like that." Without realizing that you have to have friends already for it to be ok. Deadpool cosplayers are notorious in the cosplay community for being gross because of it.


deadpool-bot

Time to make the chimi-f***in'-changas.


ScarletF

From my experience at cons (from a few years ago) Stormtroopers: the best people in the world Jokers (Batman): the worst people Deadpools: weird dudes, it’s a flip of the coin weather they’re creepy or fun.


deadpool-bot

Right up Main Street.


Ed_Radley

These kinds of videos usually are given they're more or less scripted.


Daft_Assassin

This is D-Piddy. He always gets consent and plans these out, but an alarming amount of people use the Deadpool costume as an excuse to try getting away with some despicable behavior.


Various_Froyo9860

The first one jumped to help DP pick them up.


tropesuicida

"con....***sensual***, you say?" - some deadpool cosplayer, probably


deadpool-bot

And let me tell you, he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under.


Spirited-Tomorrow-84

That is just a minor problem sir ![gif](giphy|bkazyJ9aEqbWwxq0V6|downsized)


Rhydius

And funny. It also has to be funny, but mostly to the 4th wall audience, the immediate witnesses do not have to find it funny.


Psychomaniac13

Am I the only one that don’t find any of these guys funny at all? Like not one bit? They all try to do the same thing


culminacio

I don't know who "these guys" are and I'm happy that I am not using social media in way like you that would make me really know about the existence of them from seeing them.


mr-ahhhhh

UNLIMITED POWER!!!


Ankit1000

![gif](giphy|l4KhTtVUog3k7L5ba)


LanaSwiftFan

whats this from


CurtCocane

Blunt Talk, usually the source is in the small description under the actual gif itself


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Arch_l33t

Holy crap. Never knew that. Preesh on teaching me something today!


sidTheGamer

Yeah but you could’ve said it nicely


CurtCocane

I did?


sidTheGamer

I was trying to imply it as a joke since you said Blunt talk. Some people start sentences like that to talk bluntly lol. I know what you meant.


CurtCocane

Lol I wasn't sure whether you were serious but I get it now. But, blunt talk, that was unfunny as shit.


sidTheGamer

Haha. Yeah I guessed from the downvotes. Sorry lol


locke_5

Hijacking this comment to say: as someone who's cosplayed at a dozen cons over the past few years, Deadpool cosplayers are THE. WORST. because they think this shit is funny. My wife (also a cosplayer) had to deal with these creeps all the time when she worked booths. The cosplayer community is pretty wholesome and friendly but there is a zero-tolerance policy for this nonsense.


nopunchespulled

Not saying pervs don't dress up as Deadpool and try and do this, but this video is 100% staged and all three know each other


deadpool-bot

Think of it like spring cleaning. Only if spring was death. God, if I had a nickel for every time I spanked it to Bernadette Peters.


MountainBrilliant643

Deadpool is a sarcastic quirky weirdo, even a perverted asshole sometimes, but I totally don't think he'd be the type to turn away love based on breast size.


SliverQween

Yeah he seems to be more of a fuck anything that moves type of guy


MountainBrilliant643

Exactly.


Not_Artifical

Can’t miss the black holes.


ALUCARDHELLSINS

I thought his only love was death herself?


Killian1122

Death, a demon queen, a normal woman, a couple x-women, and I’m pretty sure I remember a robot in there somewhere


Ioatanaut

Yup. 3some


deadpool-bot

Chimichangas!


Browsing-Mode

His love interest in the movie is flat, so obviously he wouldn’t. This is just peak incel content


welivewelovewedie

his love interest is a skeleton


Phaeron_Cogboi

That’s not Deadpool! That’s Mohglester!


Corni_20

>That’s Mohglester! Naw, man, didn't you hear, he beat the allegations. It's actually Miquallester!


DeusIzanagi

\#JusticeForMohg


TeilzeitKevin

He didn't deserve to be used like that


manwhofuckedyourdog

Am I missing something when was mog the victim


The_Rocket_Frog

dlc added a ton of new information on the lore and it cleared mohgs name


Lord_Akriloth

It cleaned the Moghlestation allegations, the albinauric kidnapping allegations are alive and well


MaleficTekX

They did it of their free will. Rykard kidnapped those guys


Lord_Akriloth

Well guess mogh cleared both, consider me surprised


LonelyStrayCat

There still the blood murder cult ringleader accusation, but the sheer aesthetic excuse it i think


Carai_an_Caldazar33

I feel like most tarnoshed gave very little ground about the albinaurics wellbeing tbh.


GreyNoiseGaming

The lore was already there too. I've been saying Mohg was innocent since it was said Miquella's main ability was charming people.


ManufacturerOk3464

Dlc lore


KamuiCunny

Nah, base game lore. We’ve always known Miquella had this charm, it’s the same reason the haligtree soldiers will explode themselves while trying to kill you. The DLC just doubled down on it.


manwhofuckedyourdog

Well shit


Archery100

\#IStandWithMohg


4Kagayaku

We live in a society where we sided with the empyrean over the omen despite the fact that omens are more likely to be victims #JusticeForMohg


Isiah6253

Miquella the tickla


thelongernow

Would you kindly


Isiah6253

One of his attacks in the dlc is kissing you and if it hits you just kneel down to him and get a unique death text "heart stolen"


A-Game-Of-Fate

My favorite goofy dlc death is >!St. Trina’s interaction, where she looks at you, you drink her weird plant juice, and then just flop over and die of going to sleep too hard!<


ecbulldog

Apparently you have to do it like 4 times to exhaust her dialogue.


MythicKiba

4 times gets the first dialogue I believe. 6 should exhaust it.


thelongernow

Ngl wish it just said “FOREHEAD KISSED”


SerDiney

Miquelas rizz do be hitting hard


TenaciousTBag

The dlc just casually dropped a psa about the dangers of cancel culture.


deadpool-bot

Looks ARE everything! Ever heard Dave Beckham speak? It's like he mouth-sexed a can of helium. You think Ryan Reynolds got this far on a superior acting method?


TheHoss_

Bruh my boy beat the allegations leave him alone, he a victim


NotAnthonyxx

Mohglester was actually the Mohglested.


Ryzuhtal

It's like reverse Exorcism. When the priest telll the child to get out of the devil.


AdmiralClover

I think these videos are staged. He asked first and then they set it up to make a fun video


Zeles1989

![gif](giphy|TIXPly7geOCZ7cstWI|downsized)


TipsalollyJenkins

You might know this already, but I guarantee you there is *at least* one person who sees shit like this and thinks nobody will mind if they just dress up as Deadpool and go start groping random women.


deadpool-bot

Damn straight. Find Francis.


Francis46n2WSB

🤨


HorrorMakesUsHappy

[Fuck Frankie.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k32XaClpywI&rco=1)


Human_person68

Username checks out


RandAlThorOdinson

You just described the *absolute* potential of every weeb I know with a deadpool suit


deadpool-bot

No. You're blind.


RandAlThorOdinson

Thou doth protest too much Wade


Plenitudeblowsputin

When did Disney buy us a deadpool bot?


deadpool-bot

Just let me die in peace.


Chance_Arugula_3227

Yepp...


Big_moist_231

I thought it was real… but it’s good to know it’s staged


TipsalollyJenkins

Pretty much all of these "Deadpool at a con" clips are, along with those using other characters. People ask each other permission before doing this shit, anybody that went to a reputable con and started acting like this without permission would get run out of the convention hall in a heartbeat.


deadpool-bot

Oh, like there's something wrong with eating before sundown or saving money. No, you know that bad guy that you let go? He's got my girl. You're gonna help me get her back.


Big_moist_231

It makes sense when you say it like that. My thought was that Weebs aren’t exactly known as Being good at confrontation, so I thought it was something like a cosplayer taking advantage of his character. But it makes sense what you said. Cons don’t really want that bad attention. I’m dumb, I know lol


myrenyath

Well thats my monday ruined


vertigo1083

Do you mean to tell me that there *weren't* 2 girls standing there randomly waiting for boob inspection?


ilikegamergirlcock

Y'all don't get out of bed and have a line of women waiting for inspection?


confusedandworried76

The only interest I have in women is to hear their lamentations after I crush my enemies.


unorganized_mime

Please god I hope the incels understand this is staged, but I know some asshole is going to do this thinking he’s figured out the “secret”


Own_Bed44

Tbh the worst part of cons are the Deadpool cosplayers that think dressing up as Deadpool gives them a free pass to be assholes and creepy, because THeyRe JuST pLaYIng a CHarACter


deadpool-bot

Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler, who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven's Gate-looking motherf***er... on that day, I'll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request!


nooneatallnope

This absolutely caused some discord mod to go buy a Deadpool mask, put on a red shirt that barely fit over his hairy belly, and go out staring at cosplayer boobs. Not that he wouldn't have done the same anyway, but the Deadpool mask is all on this video


deadpool-bot

No, I'm gonna wait 'till this arm plows through puberty, and then I'll come up with a whole new Christmas day plan.


BlazeReborn

Well thank fuck he asked for consent like a decent human being.


FullMetalJ

Came here to say this. No, they can't get away with anything. They can talk to other cosplayers and come up with goofy things they all agree with. But you can do that without being Deadpool.


deadpool-bot

Now, I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s.


Sea_Information_8183

Slam it’s ass?


CeruleanRuin

Deadpool is all about consent. Responsible cosplayers take this into account.


deadpool-bot

And you are?


Real_Mokola

Either friends or just staged.


VaporCarpet

No one likes Deadpool cosplayers because they all think they can get away with this shit. Luckily, I haven't seen a Master Roshi in a long time


holydildos

We got a real detective up in here ladies and gentleman


JazzmatazZ4

Deadpool cos players are some of the unfunniest people ever


Son_of_Dad2024

They all just act like a bunch of 12 year olds. They're so annoying, and there's always like a thousand of them and they think they're original


driving_andflying

>They all just act like a bunch of 12 year olds. They're so annoying, and there's always like a thousand of them and they think they're original Truth, right there, and I've seen this at conventions, especially with new Deadpools . The trick the new Deadpools need to learn is, \*You ask consent first, or wait to be invited, to do anything--and even then, establish what's going on, and boundaries.* I've seen Deadpools do things like try to photobomb pictures or mess with 501st Legion stormtroopers trying to have a serious moment, and just end up being annoying. To the few veteran Deadpools who get it, please teach the new ones that cosplaying Deadpool isn't a license to be childish.


SteamTrainDude

Never mess with the 501st 🫢


Killian1122

I used to go to events in my hometown in a full Deadpool costume and just went to enjoy the cool nerdy stuff that was all over, but it became a much bigger thing *explicitly because* I didn’t actively butt into things Became a very small scale celebrity in my town because of people wanting to take pictures with and pose with Deadpool at the Harry Potter festival in town, walked in rights marches, and helped people get around town just because I walked everywhere I knew where stuff was The coolest Deadpool isn’t the silly pervert, he’s the dude who hangs with the little guys and helps out in the stupid simple ways


deadpool-bot

Here, check it out. She's sending away for all these colorful clinic brochures. I'm sure they're all FDA approved. Chechnya, isn't that where you go to get cancer? You got China and Central Mexico. You know how they say 'cancer' in Spanish?


Killian1122

Exactly Mr Pool, you get what I’m on about


deadpool-bot

I didn't just get the cure to el cancer, I got the cure to el everything.


haze25

I remember that one Deadpool cosplayer...D Piddy I think his name was and he popularized this behavior. I remember reading Deadpool cosplayers were getting so out of hand that a lot of them were being removed due to inappropriate behavior.


johamsandwich

The gif is D-Piddy. He's stated numerous times that he always asks for consent before doing anything in his videos.


Boom9001

This is still really stupid. Not true to the character and incredibly demeaning.


deadpool-bot

Being a hero takes only a few moments. Doing the ugly stuff no one else will do.


twuewuv

If the first movie had come out sooner I probably would’ve never watched it because there was a time in my life where I hated Deadpool because of the obnoxious cosplayers. They used to have a meet up at dragon con so there was usually at least one day with a sea of them and their one note jokes.


FruitJuice617

That is absolutely, 100% true


RidledTart

I disagree not all of them same with joker cosplayers some are actually pretty damn funny


Son_of_Dad2024

Not after you've seen a thousand of them doing the same cringe shit all weekend


probablyuntrue

Narwhal bacons at night mfers irl


informaldejekyll

Ugh god no please. I can’t hear that without dying inside remembering back in High School when an old friend mentioned he’d seen something on Reddit, and I said “OMG WHAT TIME DOES THE NARWHALE BACON XDDDD” and he just sent back “…what?”


beany2217

Lmaoooooo I hate that I know what this means, I’d suppressed that for like a freakin decade+.


Son_of_Dad2024

They all just act like a bunch of 12 year olds. They're so annoying


deadpool-bot

Time to make the chimi-f***in'-changas.


rexepic7567

This video is endorsed by Ryan Reynolds


AeneasVII

Have you signed up for mint Mobile, yet?


eseerian_knight03

Almost all of these clips are scripted, not impromptu. You will be kicked out and/or hurt for doing these acts without asking.


Miserable-Store1760

This is incredibly cringe


T_DeadPOOL

D-piddy. He goes to like every comic con. And makes these vids. Hes also a wicked breakdancer.


Deppfan16

and hes huge on consent


TheSorceIsFrong

Yeah if that’s real, he should change his name lol


really4reals

Staged or not. Deadpool cosplayers trying to be funny are cringe.


WeakLandscape2595

Sitting here waiting for all the people who actually think this is legit and not staged ![gif](giphy|uWzS6ZLs0AaVOJlgRd|downsized)


DigmonsDrill

OP got like 13K upvotes so expect more of this.


Fickle_Goose_4451

Maybe I'm cynical, but I'm going to guess those humans know each other prior to this incident, and had already discussed how things would play out.


astralseat

Nah, staged AF, don't do this.


captainvontapdat

Like others have said, this is the cosplayer DPiddy who makes video shenanigans in various conventions. I’ve been in a video of his and it’s all staged; we brainstorm ideas of what we wanna do, makes sure that I’m okay with it, and then shoot the vid.


6FootFruitRollup

"People can do anything that is staged and agreed upon before the camera starts" ... Like what? Does OP genuinely believe these are strangers


Magicondor

Incorrect. This is D-Piddy and he ALWAYS gets permission from all the girls in his videos before doing ANYTHING lewd with them. I have seen plenty of other Deadpool Cosplayers try this and fail


deadpool-bot

Shit. Did I leave the stove on?


TheBlackRonin505

These videos are staged, don't actually dress up like Deadpool and start sexually harassing women, please.


deadpool-bot

I didn't just get the cure to el cancer, I got the cure to el everything.


QJ8538

That was not a child was it?


MapleTheBeegon

Obviously not, the cosplayer stages these videos and has express consent from all involved.


Raditz_lol

And most importantly asks for the ages of the women, ‘cuz some teens can look like young adults.


[deleted]

Does having small tits turn a woman into a child?


HerculeMuscles

Yeah don't do this. It's assault.


Peverything_14

do not, and i mean under no circumstanses, give me this idea again


batkave

I assume that's dpiddy, and my understanding this is all scripted.


Kill_Kayt

"Lupin the 3rd" Cosplayers also get away with a lot at Anime Conventions.


FloppyObelisk

I feel like the thumbs up should be used more. No need to talk about the boobs or do anything else. Just a simple thumbs up and move on with your day.


Useful-Zucchini9032

Look, women aren't dressing up in half naked cosplay outfits to NOT do boob jokes.


SimpleMoonFarmer

Everything is allowed.


ykVORTEX

Ferb I think I know what we are gonna do today!


steelworth12

Reading these comments and people not knowing its staged have no social skills at all.


BreezyIsBeafy

Sure whatever but this is definitely staged


Darkosaurus94

#I'VE GOT AN IDEA


Asstronaut-in-space

Dudes overbite makes him look like a rodent, even with the mask on.


Original_Assist4029

Only cringe that's all. 


wokeupindamoaning

wild hahaha


ooba-neba_nocci

You can get away with most things if it’s pre-arranged between consenting adults.


SwordMasterShadow

Pretty sure that's D. Piddy, and all that is staged.


SteakFew5039

They're just in character. ![gif](giphy|8Bl38gdtUK7WDdi59y|downsized)


OtherwiseTonight9390

I thought the first woman deserved two thumbs up tbh


Superpenguin104

They actually CANNOT, DO NOT DO THIS, THE VIDEO IS CLEARLY SCRUPTED BEFOREHAND PLEASE-


greengengar

Seems out of character for deadpool


Cheap-Material-5518

Uh... what are the names of the female characters... for research purposes only, of course.


AutumnAscending

Pretty sure this is either a skit they came up with or his friends. Please do not go out dress like deadpool and do this.


EnceladusSc2

I went to Anime-Con in Vegas with my GF a few months ago, and there was a dude dressed up as Deadpool, and I think he was done Deadpooling for the day, cause he was just sitting down next to one of the pillars, and he looked so sad.


deadpool-bot

Wait! You may be wondering, 'Why the red suit?' Well, that's so bad guys can't see me bleed.


Usual-Hovercraft5974

I was in character your honor


Few-Needleworker4575

BUT IF I DO THAT😂


Space__lemons

I'm gonna go try it out. Edit - IT ONLY WORKS IN COMIC CONS, I REPEAT IT ONLY WORKS IN COMIC CONS