No mistakes. No do-overs. Look out for each other. This is the fight of our lives, so remember to do laundry.

This sounds like a cloth washing competition speech to me😂

Steve Rogers, Avengers: Endgame

I know that Steve said this, I was talking about the context you mentioned in comment. Have watched Endgame a lot

Sorry. I was being too literal.

and then you put a red sock in with the whites and everything's pink

I dont wanna go...... so remember to do the laundry.

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I don't wanna see this on a Myspace page. Please, no gang signs. No, throw it up; I'm kidding. Yeah, peace. I love peace. I'd be out of a job with peace.

Friends

The city is flying, we're fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense, so remember to do the laundry.

Damn, I did this one too.

It honestly sounds like advice Hawkeye would throw somewhere into a lecture he's giving someone.

It'd be like the captain America video in spider man homecoming ( I think it's home coming at least)

Somebody peed my pants, so remember to do the laundry.

I dont know if it was old me or baby me or me me so remember to do the laundry

His joke, but worse. Thanks.

Underrated comment

this one weirdly could be plausible in a sentence cause ur going to want to clean them and yeah its and underrated comment

no need to explain it

No need to explain that he doesn't need to explain!

No need to explain that he doesn't need to explain that he doesn't need to explain!

No need to explain that he doesn't need to explain that he doesn't need to explain that he doesn't need to explain that. 🙄 Must I do everything.

This is the right answer

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Luck isnt a Superspower, so remember to do the laundry

Thanos is coming. So remember to do the laundry

Going to bed hungry. Scrounging for scraps. Your planet was on the brink of collapse. I was the one who stopped that. You know what’s happened since then? The children born have known nothing but full bellies and clear skies. It’s a paradise.

So remember to do the laundry!

Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. And now it's here. Or should I say, I am....... So remember to do the laundry.

Sounds 100% Like my mum

All of this for a drop of blood, so remember to do the laundry

You will never be a god so remember to do the laundry

that is true i will never be god but i will have clean clothes

You. Always. Have. To. Do. Your. Fucking. Laundry.

You really fucking do. It’s never ending.

U left a red sock in ur whites

And cleanliness is next to godliness. So…

I love how well this works.

I'm a really good lawyer , so remember to do the laundry

This is decent advice

“I can do this all day… so remember to do the laundry” ~ America’s Ass

“You don’t know when to give up do you” so remember to do the laundry!

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I just commented this and scrolled down to see that you had beat me to it

With great power comes great responsibility so remember to do the laundry

With the picture used to make this post I’m surprised this isn’t at the top.

Yeah, I was looking for this one.

BOOM! You lookin’ for this? So remember to do laundry.

I am Groot, I am Groot

I AM GROOT!

I Am GrOOt

I.. am.. GROOT!

I am groot?

I.. am.. groot.

I aM gRoOt

We.. are.. groot.

I am Groot!

We.. are.. groot.

That’s clever

I was watching porn, so remember to do the laundry

on brand for the CEO of sex

I wouldn't be doing that laundry

But the quote actually says, “I’m… looking… at porn.”

ill start w a classic thanos is coming so remember to do the laundry

Rain fire!

But sire our troops!

JUST DO IT!

AND REMEMBER TO DO THE LAUNDRY AFTER!

OR BEFORE SO YOU LOOK GOOD IN BATTLE

BUT THEN THE CLOTHES WILL IMMEDIATELY GET DIRTY! IS IT REALLY WORTH IT?

OFC BECAUSE IF YOU DIE YOUR NOT GONNA BE IN NICE CLOTHES AND YOU NEVER WILL HAVE REMEMVERED TO DO THE LAUNDRY

But sire we must do the laundry now i just shit my pants

This isn’t the dialogue I remember from the movie

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He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn't your daddy, so remember to do the laundry.

There was an idea, Stark knows this, called the Avenger Initiative. The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable people, to see if they could become something more. See if they could work together when we needed them to to fight the battles that we never could, so remember to do the laundry.

You have the big gun, you're not a big gun.

So remember to do the laundry.

We have a hulk. So remember to do the laundry.

Yeah, we’ve just pissed our pants, also underrated comment.

If your nothing without the suit, then you shouldn’t have it. So remember to do your laundry!

Tiny dude is big now, he’s big now, so remember to do laundry

It's the wifi password. We're not savages, so remember to do the laundry.

Where’s was that again?

Doctor strange

“I am Iron Man, so remember to do the laundry,”

But would he help with ironing them?

He’d probably just pay someone to do it

Underrated comment.

What doesn't kill us makes us stranger, so remember to do the laundry. Edit: This is a quote from Jessica Jones, people. I don't mind anyone pointing out similar quotes, but before acting snarky or like I'm clueless please look things up.

Bruh that sounds a lot like the dark knight joker quote

Ahhh. You're right about that but very slightly different ways they said it. :)

I haven’t seen Jessica Jones but… I think the difference is that joker said it like “I believe, that what doesn’t kill us, simply makes us stranger.”

Wow that's underappreciated

If this is supposed to be the Ultron quote when he's talking to Natasha you said it wrong. It's "What doesn't kill you...just makes me stronger."

No, it's from Jessica Jones.

Oh okay my mistake.

“Too weak…to send me home to die.” “No…I just wanted to kill you myself.” “Atta boy, so remember to do the laundry.”

I like how each sentence could end with it and be hilarious

i’m inevitable, so remember to do the laundry.

This guy's got the right idea, he wore the brown pants! So remember to do your laundry!

Most versatile substance on the planet and they used it to make a frisbee, so remember to do the laundry.

I'm always angry, so remember to do the laundry

I love you three thousand. So remember to do the laundry.

This line could be used by anyone and I love that

Hit them with a compliment first, then a task second. Will try that on my fiancée

puny god, so remember to do the laundry

This is me being reasonable so remember to do the laundry

Black Bolt can destroy you with one whisper from his mouth, so remember to do the laundry. …This sounds like misogyny considering the context

What mouth? So do the laundry

He killed my mom so remember to do the laundry

I recognize the council has made a decision, but given it’s a stupid ass decision I’ve elected to ignore it, so remember to do the laundry.

That's America's ass, so remember to do the laundry

He was your father but he sure wasn’t your daddy, so remember to do the laundry

He's a plague, Tony. He invades planets. He takes what he wants, so remember to do the laundry.

Because that's what heros do..... So remember to do your laundry

"We are not doing "get help " so remember to do the laundry" "I HAVE BEEN FALLING...FOR THIRTY MINUTES! So remember to do the laundry" "Earth is closed today, so remember to do i The laundry" "Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards, so remember to do the laundry" "Dormamu I've come to bargain, so remember to do the laundry" "Come, this is no place to die, so remember to do the laundry " "Keep up old man, so remember to do the laundry "

These are all good!

Baskin Robbins always finds out, so remember to do the laundry.

So why don't we find baby Thanos and, you know... 'remember to do the laundry'

Dont worry this is pretty standard Spider-man stakes.Watch this, he's gonna say "so remember to do your laundry" "So remember to do your laundry" *wink*

Mr. Stark I don't feel so good, So remember to do the laundry.

Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave!...With a box of scraps!...So remember to do the laundry!

Whatever

Dos mother know youth wareth her drapes so remember to do the laundry

I am Groot so remember to do the laundry.

I.. am.. GROOT!

We're the guardians of the galaxy, b!tch, so remember to do the laundry

I am iron man so remember to do the laundry He irons after the laundry is done

Original one was taken so… “Heimdal! Summon the bifrost! … (al)so remember to do the laundry!”

“Big man in a suit or armor, take that off what are you” “Millionaire playboy philanthropist, so remember to do the laundry” I got another: “with great power comes great responsibility, so remember to do your laundry”

I know what it's like to lose. To feel, so desperately, that you're right, yet to fail, nonetheless. It's frightening. Turns the legs to jelly. But I ask you, to what end? Dread it, run from it... destiny arrives all the same. And now, it's here. Or, should I say... I am. Your planet was on the brink of collapse. I'm the one who stopped that. Do you know what's happened since then? The children born have known nothing but full bellies and clear skies. It's a paradise. Because I murdered half the planet? It's a small price to pay for salvation. Little one, it's a simple calculus. This universe is finite, it's resources finite. If life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. It needs correction! I'm the only one who knows that... at least, I'm the only one with the will to act on it. Titan was like most planets. Too many mouths, not enough to go around. And when we faced extinction, I offered a solution. Genocide. But random, dispassionate, fair to rich and poor alike. They called me a madman. And what I predicted came to pass. With all six stones, I could simply snap my fingers and they would all cease to exist. I call that mercy. And then I'd finally rest, and watch the sun rise on a grateful universe. The hardest choices require the strongest wills, So remember to do the laundry

A small price to pay for salvation.

“You’ll get the rent when you fix this damn door!! So remember to do the laundry!!”

Hey, big guy. Sun's getting real low, so remember to do the laundry.

Peter... You’re struggling to have everything you want while the world tries to make you choose. So remember to do the laundry.

I could snap your neck without turning green… so remember to do the laundry.

Reality is often disappointing, so remember to do the laundry

It’s Morbin time, so remember to do the laundry

You can't defeat me so remember to do the laundry

I can do this all day, so remember to do the laundry.

You won't be invited to the orgy, so remember to do the laundry.

I’m with you till the end of the line. So don’t forget to do the laundry.

With great power comes great responsibility so remember to do the laundry.

“I am always angry, so remember to do the laundry”

"You should have gone for the head... so remember to do the laundry."

I am inevitable, so remember to do the laundry

Im Mary Poppins y’all, so remember to do the laundry

I'm nothing without this suit so remember to do the laundry

Idk why but I can see this happening in dead-pool if we push it hard enough. 😏 jst saying

If you're nothing without the suit, then you shouldn't have it. So remember to do the laundry.

Underoos, so remember to do the laundry

If you get killed, walk it off! So remember to do the laundry.

He killed 80 people in two days so remember to do the laundry

You couldn't live with your failure. And where did that bring you? Back to me. So remember to do your laundry.

You were there when they came for her and you did nothing. You stood there at the window and watched her die, so remember to do the laundry. - Wenwu

See you soon so remember to do the laundry

If they hurt you, hurt them back, if they kill you, walk it off, so remember to do the laundry

Are you thor god of hammers no so remember to do the laundry, wasn't difficult the mrs. has actually uttered that sentence at me.

Thanos is coming so remember to do the laundry

I don’t want to cure cancer, I want to turn people into dinosaurs! So remember to do the laundry

I recognise the council has made a decision but given that it’s a stupid ass decision I’ve elected to ignore it so remember to do the laundry.

With great power, comes with great responsibility. So remember to do the laundry

Not quite in line with the OP but… “And for gosh sakes do your laundry!”

“I love you 3000, so remember to so your laundry”

I .. am iron man . *snaps* so remember to do the laundry

"You took everything from me, so remember to do you laundry" - Wanda

I am iron man, so remember to do your laundry

with great power comes great responsibility, so remember to do the laundry

You took everything from me, so remember to do the laundry

“That’s my secret Cap, I’m always angry. So remember to do the laundry”

With great power, comes great responsibility! So don't forget to do your laundry.

“That’s my secret cap, I’m always angry. So remember to do the laundry.”

Somebody peed my pants. I don't know if it was old me, baby me, or me me so remember to do laundry.

I need one thing that guys eye, so do the laundry

with great power comes great responsibility, so remember to do the laundry.

“With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility… so… remember to do the laundry”

I have an army. We have a Hulk, so remember to do your laundry.

The revolution has begun! So remember to do your laundry

Reality can be whatever I want, so remember to do the laundry.

" With great power comes great responsibility so do your laundry" Imagine if aunt may said this before she died

If you're nothing without the suit, then you shouldn't have it...so remember to do the laundry

Now thays americas ass so remember to do the laundry

Pain only makes us stronger. So remember to do the laundry.

And I…am…Iron Man. So remember to do the laundry.

Oops I dropped the cosmic cube! So remember to do the laundry

Point Break! Damn you Stark! So, remember to do the laundry

I think the people I kill need killing that’s what I think, so remember to do the laundry

I want your daddy too, so remember to do the laundry

 Typical of humans. They scratch the surface and never think to look within, so remember to do the laundry.

I helped this old lady and she bought me a churro, so remember to do the laundry

I want your daddy too so remember to do the laundry😂

Hey Peter don't forget to do the laundry

I am inevitable. So go do the laundry.

Yeah I know, I know so remember to do the laundry

“*Then I’ll take it from your corpse…* So remember to do your laundry” He just really likes Strange’s fit