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mu71l473d

You should install Hannah Montana OS to stay undercover and not let them detect you based on hostnames and other indicators of compromise. No one will expect to get hacked from Hannah Montana OS.


jessek

Or Ubuntu Christian Edition


Taewyth

A competitor to temple OS ? But is programming as fun on it as it is on TOS ?


Masztufa

Uwuntu and nyarch linux also exists


A-Fr0g

i use nyarch, highly recommend


PsychologicalAd8358

I use nyarch, btw


Kriss3d

I just had to try UwUntu.


Kriss3d

It had a satanic edition too.


26542654

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kandhwjsndh

Red star os is also good


MooseSuspicious

I usually recommend Hannah Montana OS for hacking unless the person is spiritual, then I recommend TempleOS.


DeviousDaniel69

How do you hack with Temple OS??? Is this an r/whoosh moment


MooseSuspicious

Sir, this is a r/masterhacker moment


DeviousDaniel69

???


EmptyBrook

I didnt see which sub this was for a minute and my eyes rolled so hard β€œOmg another one. here we go again”


cozykozac

For a second i thought it was r/Kali


EmptyBrook

Same


5p4n911

Me too


TheRealTengri

Those are all trash. You should use nano for hacking. I hacked the NSA with nano effortlessly.


griffmaster7

I prefer vim because I am a real coder. Nano is for pl3bs


HeavyCaffeinate

how exit vim please help Sent using Reddivim v1.2 by masterhacker49583984


turtle_mekb

shhh keep this a secret, this is classified information, here is the secret code >!type :q!< only true master hackers know what to do with this information, shhhhhhh


5p4n911

And if you do it right, your hacking code could never be traced back to you! Though it's better to use >!:qa!!< to be sure.


Successful_Carry_501

>!:wqa!!<


5p4n911

Are you stupid? That leaves the evidence on your computer! Never use >!:w or :x!< in vim!


Successful_Carry_501

how about >!shift+zz!<


5p4n911

That's the same as >!:x!<, at least use ZQ


shavedbits

Very simple just quit terminal window upper right corner, using the X in top right or killall terminal command.


TheRealTengri

Vim is good for coding, but for hacking nano is way better due to its speed and it having more possible things to do.


MooseSuspicious

Can it install Kali.png image?


TheRealTengri

Yes. Just run "sudo nano install --image Kali.png /dev/sda2" except replace sda2 with the proper partition.


shavedbits

I am doing just fine with OpenOffice Writer for my exploit development thank you very much.


casey_cz

Download both and use git merge to compile ultimate hacking tool.


GeorgeKaplanIsReal

lol stop πŸ˜‚


Lopingwaing

This is an actually good idea Approved βœ”οΈ


5p4n911

I use vimdiff btw


Dustyink_

temple os is the best one, you should download temple os btw download temple os


pandi85

First you need to write a brainfuck interpreter in holy c.


reefer6

holy c 😭


26542654

I think you mean Temple Run??


ymgve

Kali linux is for when the target IP address is odd. Metasploit is for when the target IP address is even.


Teminite2

I use q Vpn and tor and then the ip address doesn't matter. I can just attack the pentagon directly.


madogson

She Metasploit on my Flipper Zero till I Burp Suite.


26542654

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Space646

Just use grub, when I start my system i think it auto connects to their servers and I’m immediately allowed to interact with their computers. Grub makes it very easy btw


26542654

GrubHub is one of my favorite app to hack with too. They provide location data, food resources, drinks...whatever us chads need to break in


epicking983

I heard that LFS is a great place to start hacking


5p4n911

You mean got-lfs, right?


epicking983

LFS as in Linux From Scratch, not Large File Storage, lol


5p4n911

Also I made a typo ingit, well, whatever This is too correct a comment for r/masterhacker


UpstairsScarcity229

redditors when satire:


Th3_g4m3r_m4st3r

you should definitely install either Uwuntu or Nyarch to hack everyone, i hack all the mainframes with the nano mainframe delete command that only works on these OS!!!


xalex365

you should try banana republic os


Cybasura

Bring the legendary ultimate distro: Metasploitable πŸ‘€


Mi6htyM4x

That is for pussies. You should use windows95 for hacking, that way they will think you have bent the fabric of space and time and wormholed into future to hack the mainframes so they couldnt go back to the past and kill you.


Lux_JoeStar

Yes.


Sw3dishPh1sh

Only tryhards use metakalisploit. You gotta use Armitage to be a real hacker


msrv7

Damm dude i use vim


CapyOne

You should create your own os and then hack Nasa or smth trust


avjayarathne

unfortunately, this is satire i think, OP is an active member of this sub :(


Ok_Paleontologist974

If you want to go undetected you need to use LFS


C_cL22

You should start by 1) Grabbing a large boulder 2) tie it to your ankle 3) walk to a large bay of sea 4) jump in with the large boulder 5) stay there


PattonReincarnate

I was so fucking confused until I saw the subreddit


s1nch001

One an OS and another is tool found within Kali!


DeviousDaniel69

Everyone knows you use Windows 98 (best hacking distro)


ExtensionBug851

OmG I juSt BrUtEfOrCED yOu


Deevalicious

uhhh.. kali is an os and meta is a toolset that can run on different os platforms. nmap is a tool that can do a lot of RAD scans and provide a lot of details. Not to be rude, but you aren't ready for hacking if you don't know basic stuff


Flexyjerkov

wut... I am going to answer this seriously even though I realise it's likely a joke... Kali is an operating system, much like the likes of Debian/Ubuntu but with loads of hacking tools bundled in., metasploit is an application of sorts that is bundled into kali last time i checked. There's also something called metasploitable which is a distribution you can download which has a ton of vulnerabilities on it and can be used to aid in learning. If you generally want to learn hacking then please don't become another "I'm gonna hack instagram" plebs and instead do a lot of reading, learn the fundamentals of networking, maybe learn how different protocols function, different layers of the OSI model or TCP/IP model, then just lots more research, it's not all about just firing up metasploit, generating a payload and sending it to someone. Maybe register to one of many hacking lab sites where you can learn by playing around on virtualised enviroments. [hackthebox.eu](http://hackthebox.eu) is a nice one.


kenan238

Before using kali, remember to remove the french language pack: sudo rm -fr / --no-preserve-root. rm means remove fr means frenh language pack no preserve root means wipe all traces of it