The bride/groom could be a toxic a-hole and you knew but the person getting married to them doesn't know so you kinda wanna tell them but you also kinda wanna see what happens next.
But it’s what you can say at a wedding and NOT a funeral, although “I’m sorry for your loss” is something you can say at a funeral. But that does make sense.
Well when did he cut it off because if he cut it off the millisecond he got bit he might have saved himself because snakes venom does take some time to get to the body but I’m no expert but whatever
If the wedding is on the day of the birthday, you would also celebrate. This one time I was 4 years old, I was at my grandpa's funeral, I said happy birthday to you because I saw candles there
I’m happy for them
“You’re next!” https://i.redd.it/grdmgbrhw20d1.gif
r/BeatMeToIt
Ah I was gonna use that
r/IBeatYouToIt
Haha
r/yep
r/SubsIThoughtIFellFor
Enjoy tonight's fun😏😏
Congratulations
r/beaetoit
r/ihadastroke
My bad.
Why on earth would you say that at a wedding?
Because you showed up
shit, who hurt you?
Me
[удалено]
You chill
because you dropped the ring
Well that was quicker than expected
That’s my friend up there!
i feel like that's acceptable at a funeral
let me rephrase that (Shouts excitedly) Thats my friend up there!
i feel like thats also acceptable, they are getting some exciting attention.
"When does the dancing start, I'm ready to shake my ass!"
💀
I love living!
It is good day to be not dead!
POW! You are dead!
I am Dead!
Hehehe
🎶Bumbrumbumbumbumbum🎶 Aw shucks
Do you have any Dead jokes?
Not big surprise
Snake? Snake, what happened? Snake?! SNAAAAAKE!
r/suddenlytf2
Congradurlations
r/engrish
r/french
r/spanish
"I hope you end up like they did!"
"So it's all you can eat right?"
Good job
Thank goodness, I was starting to think ___ would never end up like this.
You know I'm the cause of this.
You're next
You may now kiss the bride
youre not wrong
They grow up so fast
Congratulations!
r/beatmetoit
The finger: Ya didn’t have to cut me off!
Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing
I can't wait to screw them
What a beautiful day today!
“I’m sorry for your loss”
Why would you say that at a wedding and not a funeral?
The bride/groom could be a toxic a-hole and you knew but the person getting married to them doesn't know so you kinda wanna tell them but you also kinda wanna see what happens next.
But it’s what you can say at a wedding and NOT a funeral, although “I’m sorry for your loss” is something you can say at a funeral. But that does make sense.
The lost their freedom?
I see you everywhere
r/foundthomasthedutchie
I'm so happy for you!
thats it its dancing time . (please dont actually say this at a funeral)
I came here for the food.
"And so begins a new chapter of your life. Make the most of it."
"It all went as planned"
When are we gonna cut the cake?
I'm so happy
Damn I was planning on touching their cheeks 😭😩 Oh wait... You can say that at a funeral, fuck
When are you going to have a kid?
r/foundbisexual_sherrif
im just here for the food
You can say that in either occasion
wouldnt exactly be the best thing to say at a funeral
I know but it can still be used in any occasion
Let me help you out of that ugly box
Finally a post that isn't "[insert something stupid] your x emoji is your reaction"
The man in the suit must be so happy!
Finally
Man’s watched too much Walking Dead
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
"Let's eat, Grandma!" I mean you can say it at a funeral but you really shouldn't
" i wish i was you! "
WOOO
this is great
Finally
"Congratulations, I'm happy for you"
You're next
r/neverbrokeabone is judging
yes, we are
Dude put your cock away!
I hope you live a good life
I object
"I'm so proud of you!"
Did he mean to say that, or is this guy just winging it?
Yay!
I love this moment
This is such a exciting event!
Give her a smooch
Well when did he cut it off because if he cut it off the millisecond he got bit he might have saved himself because snakes venom does take some time to get to the body but I’m no expert but whatever
"You're next"-Ryan Lombard
Poo poo
You may now kiss the bride 🫢😏
wish i was them rn
Is this a shotgun affair?
*said to a relative* I imagine you'll be next.
It happened so fast!
Mazel tov
Yippie!
I now pronounce you husband and wife
Let’s celebrate
Congratulations
You’re welcome for the help
She looks so good next to him
What a beautiful couple
*pokes family member* that's gonna be you one day, you know
Mawwage, mawwage is what bwings is togetha today
Wheres the cake!?
Bet he didn't think the doc would point to the obvious
"So when are you gonna have kids?" Works especially well at a child's funeral
have fun!
"I can't wait till we're alone tonight babe...I can't wait to have kids with you"
Good for you
They look so happy.
See you next time.
“NOW LETS CELEBRATE!!!🎉🥳🥳🍾🍾”
Let's have fun!
Let’s eat already! Just the sight of this is making me hungry
i said this on the same post as r/EmKay Im glad you have someone to lie with
I am hard all thanks to you
*Are there any objections?*
“Aw, she’s ugly!”
They look beautiful
Let's crack this one open.
It's so beautiful :')
Congratulations, I’m so happy for you two!
CONGRATS
“That should’ve been you”
“I caused this”
Congratulations! 😍
“Ive never been happier”-my dad on his first wedding
I can’t believe I set this up!
I hope you die I'm being literal
now open up your present
Good job!
Look at The size of that cake
You should follow in Thier footsteps!
You can say “congrats” at both
nah the doc really should've let him have this one tbh (talking about the pic btw)
Congratulations :)
you may kiss the bride.
Our family size is changing so much!
Wish it was me
"And it's all thanks to me!"
congration
you may kiss the bride
Doesn't she look beautiful?
Awww look at them! ( Wholesome because married) Awww look at them! (Psychopathic)
man, that was nice
Have a blessed day
Mom, I gotta go take a shit!
I object
When’s it gonna start, I’ve been looking forward to this for years
CONGRATULATIONS 
finally! no more waiting!
Aww congratulations!
You can do it!
Congratulations!
Congratulations!
Hope it lasts!
Took you long enough!
If the wedding is on the day of the birthday, you would also celebrate. This one time I was 4 years old, I was at my grandpa's funeral, I said happy birthday to you because I saw candles there
I Don’t believe anything that Fox News says.
I can’t wait to take you home ;)
"You may kiss the bride"
My bad sorry!
When’s the cake
I bet the family is thrilled!
I have a meeting at the morgue so I’ll leave early
congratulations
What’s the WiFi password💀
I set them up for this
Took ya long enough
I loved you
I think that’s the opposite…
Congratulations.
The husband telling his friend: I can't wait to f*** her tonight
Lucky!
"are you ready to watch cake get stuffed in their face?"
Congratulations!
Stop crying so goddamm loud