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Usually it's the skin under the chin/neck area that's a giveaway for age. So are the hands. She has good surgeons. Never went all out like what happened to Madonna, etc.
Still one of the most clever, beautiful women in the last decades. Gifted acteress, director and producer, genuine gal, charming chica, happy wife and mother.
Should I met her one day, would confess like a shy little boy she has been "the Beatrice Dante Alighieri could only dreamed of, but never reached" for a long time to me.
what's the music? I mean what's the remix of Madonna - Hung Up song (thanks, youtube!)
Also, as always in such videos - a little bit of Penelope Cruz included, but no one minds :)
My wife once asked me if I’d do a 50 year old woman while in my early 20s. I said yeah if she looked like Salma. She just said understandable and we continued to watch tv.
Newsflash. Women age much better than men up to about 60 or so. especially women with good genes, good make-up and a good trainer at the gym (or at home for her probably). It also helps to be married to a billionaire (Since 2007).
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She is a fucking vampire.
I’d let her bite me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
¯\_\_(ツ)_/¯ I give up I forget the correct way to do it
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Has anyone else given you bubble wrap?
Nope. I saw this on another comment but I have yet to receive it
Damm ill try ro find u on your cake day and bubble wrap u
Aight bet. I'll do the same
Thx
Happy cake day
I tried evert iteration except 3 slashes in a row
Happy cake day
I used to do those too and i can't rem them Good times on MySpace
Funny thing about my neck is it’s located on my cock..
*dies*
Me too🥰
Jokes ob you, because I can still fix her!
The epitome of evil
The best type of evil
Santanico Pandemonium. We are just lowly dogs
"Dusk to Dawn"
She’s definitely on that blood shit.
She should go to the doctor if there's blood in it
It's just hemorrhoids.
GOD DAMNIT
lol my first irreverent thought
Everyone get your pitchforks and torches!
The world is a vampire
From Dawn to Dusk
she just has a vat filled with stem cell cream she sleeps in
Rich people can afford to take good care of themselves.
aged like the finest fucking wine
Fine wine would be jealous of how she’s aged
This is Maybe Maybe Maybe, not Definitely Definitely Definitely.
Definitely, DEFINITELY, Definitely
“Yup, would. Would. Would. Would. Uhhh would. Definitely would. Would. Eh.. maybe.. jk would. Would. Totally would.”
I mean would all the way through but some are more wood than would
So woody it's a high grade veneer.
Wood wood definitely have wood
This is the best answer.
This is one of those rare high IQ comments that you read, swipe to next post, realize it, swipe back, find it again, and like it.
She's a font of eternal beauty.
The papyrus of fonts
Well she aint no wing dings
She’s Times New Roman because she’s a professional, gosh darn it!
Bold stance
>She's a font of eternal Badassery
She is absolutely stunning. She seems very likable too. I've never heard an unpleasant story about her
Who is she
Salma Hayek.
Selma Hayek
Selma Hayek
Damn those titties just keeps on growing throughout the years.
I like how they’re dropped in there in 2015 and 2023, just as a reminder that they’re still booming
She got them heavies
good genes, lots of make up and surgery. Right? edit: and healthy lifestyle maybe.
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She also married into a super wealthy family. Her husband is the the chairman of Kering (who owns brands like Gucci)….he’s worth about 30 billion.
I was waiting for this comment 😂
No idea about surgery but prob well managed fillers and maybe even plasma circulation to keep her young looking.
Salma Hayek, like Marissa Tomei, Jessica Alba, and Sandra Bullock, will always be a stunning, timeless beauty who doesn’t age.
Couldn't agree more, add Monica Bellucci and Carla Gugino for me :).
You have a good taste
not every surgery looks like a nightmare
Ageless beauty!
Wait until you see her at 95, just gets better with age
That's why i love milfs Tits getting bigger through the years
Wow so empowering
He means mothers in lovable feathers, a non profit avian wildlife protection organization . A tit is a bird.
Women can empower themselves, I'ma look at titties.
"Don't say no to ageing, say yes to becoming a MILF" - Contrapoints.
I think she just looks softer which as I'm getting into my 30s is something I really like more and more
She is sooo beautiful
Well, well, she was the queen of Titty Twister
Some people are just beautiful their whole damn life. She’s one o’ them. She’s funny too.
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Are those things getting bigger over the years?
& she still fine asf!
Wow. Simply wow. She just doesn't age. She's as beautiful today as she was decades ago.
I thinks she is getting even more beautiful, if that’s possible
Her boobs are getting bigger tho
I'm listening to see if I can hear men complaining...
She has talked about this before and says it's due to weight gain, pregnancy, and menopause.
Kids
Lotta people here don't realize how much makeup is hiding. She's got that shit caked on.
...and here's me aging like milk
Botox in more places than one?!
I am sure there will be lot going on behind the scenes to keep that beauty.
Can she stop aging backwards? /s Anyway, 2015 is amazing
Mommy then mommy now.
As I've posted before, she doesn't age.
I'd let her bite me only if she lets me suck on those Spanish mommy milkers for a while
Usually it's the skin under the chin/neck area that's a giveaway for age. So are the hands. She has good surgeons. Never went all out like what happened to Madonna, etc.
I swear the peak years were 43 + 56 🥺💕 good night she’s gorgeous
Wow. Her boobies never stops growing. Amazing.
She is knuckle-biting, scream-at-the-moon-naked-on-the-edge-of-a-cliff-at-midnight-with-a-raging-boner sexy. GODDAMN!
Would
Smash?
Still one of the most clever, beautiful women in the last decades. Gifted acteress, director and producer, genuine gal, charming chica, happy wife and mother. Should I met her one day, would confess like a shy little boy she has been "the Beatrice Dante Alighieri could only dreamed of, but never reached" for a long time to me.
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She’s a witch!
My goddess , don’t age
Why is this maybe?
Mamma Mia. [I so](https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/ajmAb0w/aRwA6WRX_700w_0.jpg)
Would
She either got damn good genes or damn good doctors.
She's obviously a witch. We should burn her. (No, just kidding! She's been #1 on my laminated list for decades!)
Never gonna happen
A GODDESS
Goals
Im waiting for a 100. Maybe by then, no one will be interested and I can take a shot
Still a line to get in at 100. A shorter line… but a line nonetheless.
GOAT Fox
How the hell do you r/glowups so many times
”But I thought women turn into valueless hags at 19! Must be a vampire! ”
You meant... Definitely Definitely Definitely [Beautiful]
Always fuckable !!! I married her anytime...
Gorgeous always
Who is this?
Pretty impressive tbh
Woew
Absolutely stunning!!! One of the most beautiful women that ever lived
what's the music? I mean what's the remix of Madonna - Hung Up song (thanks, youtube!) Also, as always in such videos - a little bit of Penelope Cruz included, but no one minds :)
Another vampire Madonna - Hung Up
Worth pointing out the Madonna song remixes an Abba song called gimme gimme gimme!
🤤🤤🤤🤤🥲
Make up and teenager’s/children’s blood transfusion can do wonders.
Huge tits don't hurt, either....
Ohhhh Selma....
She is a vampire. Can I get my body tequila shot now?
Are mods paid now that reddit has gone commercial?
Who is she?
Sun causes most aging, her skin tone is UV protective
She locked in her age at 40, lol.
Like fine wine that only gets better with age.
age like a fine wine
My wife once asked me if I’d do a 50 year old woman while in my early 20s. I said yeah if she looked like Salma. She just said understandable and we continued to watch tv.
Rarrrr! Are mods paid now that reddit has gone commercial?
This woman is really pretty and doesn’t seem to age.
That’s crazy. And you hardly hear ANYTHING about her unless doing a movie
Dusk till dawn my god would i do some dirty shit to that.....
#Would
Belleza
She seems like old wine in new bottle every year
parafraseando a lennox "MAMASITA"
Clearly she has signed a pact w satan. I would.
And that last year the blummin wasps got her real good 🤣
smash
Wow 🤩
She was 34 when I was born what the living fuck…
Oh shit I’ve just had a realisation
What’s the song playing here?
bewbs.
She looks better as she ages.
31 was her prime hot
Fuck she got hotter over time… also, can can, can you dooooon theeeeee gdamn
Turns out I like Latina cougars
Id Turn for her.
Maybe maybe maybe. How does this fit here?
brown don’t wear down
I have no idea who this lady is, so I expected a major botched botox or something at the end, but no, what a beautiful woman.
She is the goddess Salma Hayek 🔥☄️
Wowwwww ♥️
Man, I’d look like a kid next to her even at the same age. 
She, for me, is the most beautiful brunette to ever live.
Wait wtf.
Now that she’s 56 she’s starting to look like she’s in her 30’s
Crazy what money can do
She really said ⏸️
Who the fucks that guy?
God she’s such a fucking hotty
She's a GORGEOUS ageless beauty! My favorite celebrity!
To those of you out there that just now discovering Sydney Sweeney Salma Hayek been out here
How?? She even looked like she regressed in age in one of the clips, daamn
GYATT damn, she bad!
Aged like fine wine..
If I was drowning in the ocean, I'd want her as a floatation device.
What is this sorcery because no way????
Being rich helps
Fine den a mofo at every age!!
Human growth hormone is a hell of a drug.
Me on my 16th birthday.
The surgeon that worked on her is an artist
🔥
Newsflash. Women age much better than men up to about 60 or so. especially women with good genes, good make-up and a good trainer at the gym (or at home for her probably). It also helps to be married to a billionaire (Since 2007).