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Resi1ience_22

That fucking thing was running like it didn't plan to stop, and it ran like a mile. What was it running like that for?


AntiNewAge

![gif](giphy|CUHXyh3yXr9kI)


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thewhalehunters

Dumb fucking is as dumb fucking does


YesMyDogFucksMe

Dogs lack many of the traits that a human brain has, but that doesn't necessarily make them stupid. This dog is stupid.


i-love-rum

I am familiar with this breed... Can confirm they are dumb as a bag of rocks. Cute tho


anon-mally

Dont feed dogs chocolates


Humanornotormaybe

No, he is Forrest Gump! ![gif](giphy|QLKSt3wQqlj7a)


PlinyTheElderest

Furriest Hump


theAchilliesHIV

![gif](giphy|XIBqUqXI9guly)


Shirtbro

"How dare you! My furry boi is like a little human, so smart and loving!" *Dog eats dark chocolate and dies.*


W1thoutJudgement

Or cat shit.


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

Life is like a box of chocolates.


calaveritabikes

Hi! Im the one who filmed it, ( you can check in my twitter account @calaveritabike) it was filmed with a GoPro, and it was a dog who got scared and run away... It wasn't mine, later I found the owner, it went viral in Mexico and theothe world, and i still see it sometimes like this, in Reddit.


enerthoughts

You are the MVP for returning that dog, such an awesome person.


Radiant_Dog1937

Who was the dog running from though? ![gif](giphy|EZpFvc90uR3Hi|downsized)


XDeus

Kristi Noem


AshBertrand

Winning answer


demons_soulmate

![gif](giphy|Z5ULYTFVaL2Ok)


Comfortable-Salad-90

Nothing on Reddit is topping that answer today!


No-Suspect-425

In this instance, an absolute stranger.


ozzie286

![gif](giphy|69tSaZ5HlcYgqEgZuv|downsized)


mcgeggy

That was a nice chase! Bet you got a good workout too. Just curious- were you planning on just reaching down and trying to grab the dog/leash somehow?


calaveritabikes

I tried, but it was a very small dag, a puppy.


dream-smasher

Hey!! You did really really well chasing that puppy down! Really, you are an awesome human.👍👍


CrackityJones42

This was a great day for Mexico, and therefore, the world.


Own-Adagio7070

Well, a bit of an upside for Mexico, and the world. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile) May we get more small-but-good wins in our cities!


KinopioToad

Thank you for trying to catch up with the dog. This was unfortunately how I lost one of my beagles. She ran out the front door and into the road one day.


keyboardstatic

You are a hero and a legend.


The_Mad_Marx

No todos los héroes llevan capa


TheChristianDude101

You are very brave and deserve a medal.


Protahgonist

Were you on a bike? All I could think is "wow this guy can run really fast and seems to have a lot of stamina too"


calaveritabikes

Yep, it was a simple bycicle


National_Pear836

Its a small dog, all small dogs think they could survive in the real world they don't realize they were bred to just fit in pocketbooks and look cute. They have no clue.


Dalriaden

You'd think that but the dachshund was bred to hunt badgers and other burrow dwellers. Don't really see a dachshund vs badger going in favor of the Weiner dog but maybe older ones were tougher?


krohm

Traditionally dachshunds didn't come in the "miniature" size most popular today . Standards are closer to 30lbs. However, the miniature has fewer back problems due to a lighter weight and that has sort of phased out the standard size.


novium258

That, and the standards kept getting bred for longer and longer backs. Poor things.


UncleChevitz

The original breed didn't have dwarfism like they do now


Far-Connections

Terriers like this were bred to catch rats. My pom is a little princess that just wants to lay on pillows all day and my yorkie is the exact opposite. I have no doubt he would zoom for a mile if I let him. But he mostly just tells the squirrels to stay out of the yard and boss my great dane mix around.


duderex88

The videos of rat catching dogs are insane. It's like the doom slayer being unleashed.


Pootootaa

I've seen smaller dogs trained to catch rats and mice etc. on farms where they are small enough to get into holes and tight areas. But this one does look smaller. That or they use ferrets to catch rats instead.


Drawtaru

Scared dogs can really really run with no thought of what the outcome will be. Several years ago in Florida, a kayaker found a Vizsla dog swimming offshore. It seemed hurt, and there was no sign of any owners around. As it turned out, the dog had been walking with its owner when the owner was struck by a car (don't remember if the owner died or not, but I believe they did) and the dog just ran in a panic. When it ran out of land, it started swimming, and just kept going until this guy found it. Edit: [found the video](https://youtu.be/qX6UhgboDgc?t=32)


OtoDraco

my dinos in ARK after they get stung once


diMario

Looks like someone put in fresh batteries.


[deleted]

It was like watching a Jason Bourne movie!


binchicken1989

Oh Jesus Christ


xmastreee

Fenton!


greendoh

Jesus Christ Fenton!


Cakebacon1999

...that's Jason Bourne


SpeckTrout

4 real - I didn't think it was ever going to stop!! Shit, I'm tired now.


Any-Artichoke-2156

For his life and to be free.


shadow_229

1st day being free: ‘Why hasn’t my food landed from the sky into a bowl at 6pm?’


Tani_Soe

A pet who spent its life being cared for can't survive in the wild 😅


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ccox39

It was running from Christie Nome


GenghisZahn

That stressed me out too much, I had to skip to the end.


Odd_Cryptographer723

Me too!


Kally269

Exactly what I did 😂😂


Antique-Doughnut-988

Am I the only one who isn't chasing this stupid fucking dog?


DellCross22

More suspense in under 2 minutes than the entirety of recent superhero movies


romaan001

The whole time i clenched my jaw like anything 😂


Numerous_Gold

Me too..


calaveritabikes

Hi! Im the woman who filmed it, ( you can check in my twitter account @calaveritabike) it was filmed with a GoPro, and it was a dog who got scared and run away... It wasn't mine, later I found the owner, it went viral in Mexico and theothe world, and i still see it sometimes like this, in Reddit.


TopFishing5094

That was hair raising. You almost got hit by the bus in the beginning and the dog went under the car. 😳 Glad everyone is safe. I would have cried if it were my dog. 🙏🙏🙏


Le_Oken

You are a great person! Without you that dog surely wouldn't have made it.


AirborneMarburg

You are a hero.


BurnZ_AU

That's why they used a GoPro.


Memento_Morrie

My god, you are more brilliant than Christopher Doyle, that cinematographer Anthony Bourdain simped so hard for.


kinnybgd

Brave soul. Hero!


bladebrowny

Glad you are ok, looked like you were almost hit by vehicles multiple times


Impressive_Essay_622

Most superhero movies, in fairness..


DentistBrilliant2561

I'm fast as fuck boi!!!!!


I_will_fix_this

https://youtu.be/6E7ZGCfruaw?si=eacLydW_HpRCfD-a


DaKongman

I heard this in my head... Take your upvote.


mickturner96

That cyclist got a new dog!


calaveritabikes

Hi! Im the woman who filmed it, ( you can check in my twitter account @calaveritabike) it was filmed with a GoPro, and it was a dog who got scared and run away... It wasn't mine, later I found the owner, it went viral in Mexico and theothe world, and i still see it sometimes like this, in Reddit.


Proletaryo

How did you not get hit by the bus or hit the curb in the first part of the video?


LickingSmegma

As a former cyclist, I'm guessing it's just experience squeezing by every day. But I winced at that point too, would prefer having more space myself.


Spongi

Last time i tried something like that my handle bar got caught and I got launched like a rocket, which is why I never did it again.


Poster_Nutbag207

![gif](giphy|TWrudBaANAXcq2ILMJ)


Tenthdegree

The final ingredient for the cauldron


DrAfrika

![gif](giphy|600M0ra9vX95ZvjaKI|downsized)


zorrospapa

This is my absolute nightmare situation.


Bigpoppahove

To be stuck chasing down a strangers lap dog is an odd nightmare but I’ll allow it


Naphaniegh

As long as you allow it it’s my nightmare too


[deleted]

sorry we're sold out , i can get u death by giant spider , snakes on a plane that's a classic we still have 3 of those or one of the modern ones like paying taxes and buying a house


wtcat2016

subway surfers


MrLonda

More like Subway woofers


CleR6

When someone finally grabbed the leash... ![gif](giphy|uTuLngvL9p0Xe)


KeLorean

If u are willing to run through traffic to catch your dog, then u should also be willing to dive on the concrete because this person was lucky they didn't get hit by a car.


FreeLegos

What's crazier is that it's not even their dog, at the end she says "I don't know who's dog this is" implying she just saw the little thing running on the road and then decided to give chase. Honestly, hard to say if I'd react the same way. The streets here are fucking dangerous.


calaveritabikes

Hi! Im the woman who filmed it, ( you can check in my twitter account @calaveritabike) it was filmed with a GoPro, and it was a dog who got scared and run away... It wasn't mine, later I found the owner, it went viral in Mexico and theothe world, and i still see it sometimes like this, in Reddit.


MamaEmeritusIV

Thank you for going after it and making sure it was safe and reunited with its owner!


teknohippie

Kudos to you for chasing after it! We're you able to reunite it with is owner?


calaveritabikes

Yes, after the end of the video, i walked to search for the owner and I did find it


ayelenwrites

You're amazing and I love you 😭


Kingsupergoose

Because if you miss which you likely will because real life isn’t a action movie then you’re now laying on the road, in traffic, have severe road rash, possible broken bones, and now the dog is long gone. It would be moronic to leap off the bike. Them corralling it to the side probably helped a lot.


Candid_Pepper1919

Looks like it wasnt even his dog


Le_Oken

If you dive and miss, there is no way you can catch the dog again and you could easily be run over. The strategy of shepherding the dog to the sidewalk + slowing down traffic is the most safe and effective.


boatsandyoni

😲 that dog is nuts


Pudding_Hero

Just bad decision after bad decision


PhotogamerGT

I fucking hate dogs that do this.


CopeSe7en

I love animals, but there’s certain dogs I just wanna punt.


Girl-Knight

jesus that things running like it wanted to die by wheel


MemoooXD

Bro got way too close with that front wheel


Consistent-Tip-7819

Shit. I was so unexpectedly invested in this chase.


SpaceBus1

How does that tiny dog have so much energy?! Ngl, something similar happened to me once.


AngryLaundry

What were you running from?


bananasugarpie

Leash.


Only_Impression4100

I had a treat bag connected to the handle of our leash with a new puppy on a walk. Accidentally dropped the leash getting a treat out and the puppy freaked out because this thing was dragging behind it. Never saw a dog run so scared before in my life, lucky I was in a fenced in area so she was ok.


National_Pear836

The Law.


ElBrunasso

At the end the cyclist says the dog Isn't hers, so maybe he was really scared of the woman screaming and following him...


PresentCauliflower75

I'm damn curious, it was indeed an outrageous experience. Tiny dog with big engine.


SpaceBus1

In spring 2018 my 18 year old chihuahua ran away from my partner and ran for a half mile total down our gravel driveway (350 m) and then the paved road (350m) before a driver pulled over in front of the dog to cut her off. After that she never really ran again, like that was the last of her running energy before she passed five years later.


Mr_cypresscpl

Little shit can run...wow


KipferlAG

Yes, so damn fast


CatTransport

This pissed me off my god


knifesk

Put this doggo on a treadmill and congratulations... you just solved the energy crisis


AlmightyDarkseid

What kind of death wish did it have? Fuck that dog honestly


Le__Gromp

Rat pissed me off so much


I_am_in_hong_kong

he is a car himself


AlbertaAcreageBoy

Safe ending. I hate small dogs.


IceFireTerry

They are hyper aggressive too for no reason. Scrappy-Doo is pretty accurate


NeedlessPedantics

Of course it’s a Yorky… they’re the stupidest, most aggressive small dog breed that loves to dart.


OddInterest6199

That pass by the bus at the start was immensley dangerous. Dude coulda had his guts pushed out his head like a tube of toothpaste


SirarieTichee_

That dog used at least 12 lives by my counting


Organic-Ad-3870

![gif](giphy|uvfEYoOq7HPAA|downsized)


January1252024

stupid fucking dog


Extreme-Elevator7128

Run forrest run


BriefCheetah4136

Seemed to be doing the speed limit and staying in his lane.


one_mind

Flowing with traffic too. A few dicey passes. But good coordination with the other cars overall. If I were the instructor, I’d pass him and issue a driver’s license.


11thLayerOfHair

What was being said over and over again?


NightmareMyOldFriend

Edit to add credit: @calaveritabike on Twitter! "Aguas, aguas, aguas, aguas..." at the beginning. It's to make people aware of a situation. Used in Mexico if I'm not mistaken. Like, "look out, look out!" No, no!: When the car seems to strike the dog at the beginning. "Alto, alto..." later on, "stop, stop" to the cars I presume. "Agarrelo, agarrelo, agarrelo!" to the people on the side walk, "grab it, grab it!" "Agerrelo perrito!" "grab the doggy!" "Agarralo agarralo eso! No?" When the first attempt fails. She must have been tired by then, that dog was really running. "Gracias, gracias, 'something' buscar porque no sé de quién es." "Thanks, thanks, I have to search because I don't know who's the owner." More or less. Edit: She's probably wearing a mask while riding her bike a few words I don't get clearly. Besides, it seems like people on the side walk think she should get off her bike to grab it. Of course, they think it's her dog, but it's not so the dog won't come to her if she calls for it. ETA: I know it's X now, I call it Twitter still XD


calaveritabikes

Hi! Im the woman who filmed it, ( you can check in my twitter account @calaveritabike) it was filmed with a GoPro, and it was a dog who got scared and run away... It wasn't mine, later I found the owner, it went viral in Mexico and theothe world, and i still see it sometimes like this, in Reddit.


FlowOfAir

No todas las heroínas tienen capa


Can_and_will_argue

Te rifaste bien cabrón jajaja siempre me aparece este video y me sigue impactando. Encontraste rápido a los dueños del perro?


calaveritabikes

Si, me siguió corriendo un Don y si se lo regresé


NightmareMyOldFriend

Oh, you did a great job! Like people on the street were yelling for you to get off the bike, right? I imagine they thought it was your dog, which sure, why would you risk your neck for a strangers dog XD Sorry I missed you were female, I guess is the mask, I couldn't tell tbh. And what of the dog? What did the owner tell you? He ran so much, I couldn't believe it.


trevman7

STAMINA


protonecromagnon2

First rule of Zombie Land, cardio


Proper-Contact7455

That little shit 😂


Jean_velvet

"why, are you running!? WHY, ARE YOU RUNNING!?"


throw_throw_awaynow

I did not need this much stress in my day.


Neato_KneeToe

Ornamental dogs, and their pursuit of freedom


calaveritabikes

This is my original video, I filmed it on2017, you can see it in my twitter account @calaveritabike


barbedella

Mexico City 💖


mkatich

That was a two county chase>


samvg1000

at first thought it was a cat with long hair.


Much-Dealer3525

Impressive camera work tho lol..


optimist_prhyme

That MF was haulin ass.


tigressRoar

That dog never broke his stride. Good grief. I didn't realize I was holding my breath.


gregorychaos

That is too much anxiety for one video! 😞


the_Musti

![gif](giphy|7kn27lnYSAE9O) Owner of that Dog be like …


dcherholdt

I’m free!


KipferlAG

Yess 🤣


MikroWire

What's the mpg on this little guy?


inviernoruso

Absolute kino fr


youaretheuniverse

Good thing it’s not South Dakota


MealieAI

Fucking grab it!!!!


Fit-Boomer

Red Bull gives you wings.


swampcat42

r/dogsbeingassholes


can_more_365

2 longest minutes of my life


Meatslinger

Look, I want to be sympathetic, but that dog was pretty much a 100% candidate for natural selection at several points there. Survival instincts of a bag of potatoes.


bluescores

That little shit has a MOTOR, good gracious! That’s a tiny dog, running a mile for it multiplicative for a human as far as effort and it just kept on.


parallellogic

Summa Cum Laude graduate of the Prometheus Dog School of Running Away From Things


i_am_jd

Energizer puppy!


poopchutegaloot

Free bird started playing in my head


Scythro_

It’s a Yorkie isn’t it? God what stupid fucking creatures. I used to have one with my ex wife. Dumbest dog I’ve ever met in my life. Never again.


Current-Power-6452

I heard somewhere this breed costs like 3k a pup.


flotsam_knightly

If you think running after it will suddenly make it stop, you haven’t had much experience with tiny dogs.


Mammoth_Slip1499

The Duracell dog.


Unhappylightbulb

Run Cricket run!!


Gianfi_

And where the fuck is it going 😂😂😂 it was running for his life


SevereAd9463

Harrowing escape thwarted by a random interloper who thought he was doing the right thing


Demiansky

I've never seen an animal work so hard to win a Darwin Award.


RepresentativeRent98

Sorry, I wouldn't risk my own safety for a rat dog.


ValeM1911

It wasn't even his and he still went out of his way to catch it, what a good man.


typoguy

Your dog is an asshole


DeadMansFiction

At that point. If that was my dog, might as well let it go.


alexeymalyuk

What a stupid piece of shit


bryankerr

That dog is too dumb to live.


Malevolent_Mangoes

I’d honestly just leave the dog after so long running, if it wants to be stupid and run away from its owner and straight into danger then so be it.


Accurate-Following53

Would have said fuck it and get another dog, that one is broken


IamREBELoe

I'm out of breath watching this


euvimmivue

![gif](giphy|3o7ZetIsjtbkgNE1I4) She dropped the leash…


tylweddteg

They’ll sleep tonight


thatmntishman

Too bad Kristi Noem wasnt nearby?


bobmanfo2023

Is that a Yorkie? They are the dumbest dog breed ever!


Rev_Mudflap76

I would give the dog up after that. Don’t need another heart attack or end beating it up for what it put me through. Just being real


CaptainStottlemyer

Gave me 3 heart attacks in the span of 2 minutes.


ChestEnvironmental76

![gif](giphy|Fr5LA2RCQbnVp74CxH|downsized)


shiawase198

I definitely would've given up halfway through that.


Antiredditor1981

I love dogs, but some are just too dumb to live...


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