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tombo4321

Locked. I don't like banning people, even the nasty racist edge-lords that want to drop carefully misspelled slurs.


TMChicago

I cannot believe that worked.


ATadJudgy

I was rooting for them! šŸ˜…


ThrowawayAccount41is

You shouldnā€™t thatā€™s someoneā€™s stolen car shipped to Africa and sold to saudis


skunkdad2011

Probably stolen out of Toronto and shipped out of the Port of Montreal.


DC-Toronto

They just announced a recovery of 100 vehicles in shipping containers and busted a theft ring so thereā€™s a drop in the bucket of the problem


maple-queefs

Too bad the ports owned by the mafia...


HalKitzmiller

Lemme explain somethin' to ya, sonny boy. Nothin' moves off these docks without it don't get loaded by the union....I don't see no union people around here. Do you?


Nfaller85

Eraser. Great movie


TheCinemaster

Tell ā€˜ā€˜em zig


Ebikefan0513

Eraser? šŸ˜„ šŸ‘āœŒļø


MaxTheRealSlayer

The mafia/Hells Angel's do basically own MontrƩal


Proper_Ad9666

News alert - Police managed to stop 0.04% of stolen cars in Canada resulting in an increase in the price of stolen cars by 0.04%.


whothehellistony

Any chance my buddyā€™s Rav-4 is in there too?


MayorPirkIe

Yup, his and everyone else's. I work in a suburb of Montreal and we probably had at least 10 Rav 4s and 1 Highlander stolen out of our parking lot last summer. My wife's friend lives in Ottawa and her Rav 4 was stolen and driven to the same suburb I work in. Parked on a residential street for a whole day. They had a tracking app on it, my wife went and confirmed it was there. They called the cops, saying the car was sitting right there and to come before the next team made the pickup and drove it to the port. Cops never showed. They don't give 1 single fuck. These theft rings are utter scum. They will go to golf courses and hand a list of cars to the valets or employees who work parking. If one of the cars on the list shows up, the valet just calls the number and says it's there. The other assholes will take care of the rest. It's disgusting. They should round all these fuckers up for a public execution in the town square.


DaddyChiiill

>They will go to golf courses and hand a list of cars to the valets or employees who work parking. If one of the cars on the list shows up, the valet just calls the number and says it's there. Sounds like the plot of a movie... Idk.. Gone in 60 Mins ?


MaxTheRealSlayer

The Ottawa cops are slow to respond. I had a neighbour yelling at his girlfriend at 2am who was uttering threats of harm, and not leaving the parking lot so I called 911 as it was going for hours. The cops did a drive-by at 7am, and obviously by then he got tired and disappeared.


FriendofMySpaceTom

šŸŽµStolen from Canada. Shipped into Africa šŸŽµ


saltedbeagles

šŸŽµSaid he needed gas on arrival, an oil change for survivalšŸŽµ


hiimerik

20 bucks it's this one - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8ce\_h8WgKM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8ce_h8WgKM)


smokinBatman

This was violently stolen from Toronto. If it's the same one


mistaharsh

We're talking about a rolls Royce here....Which was probably purchased by somebody that works for a corporation that steals resources from those same African countries. Globalism played out to the end.


Top-Excuse5664

They aren't sold to Saudis. Africa has a lot of absurdly wealthy people who can afford things like this. The customs official who stamps the import paperwork can afford one.


woowoo293

Pretty sure the Saudis can afford to buy these at sticker price.


liv3andletliv3

How do you know?


extremejarhead

Still had the dealer key tags on them, so even if it was stolen the new owner probably hadnā€™t recieved delivery and this would be on Rolls Royce. Also I would be scared driving that much money in a daily commute let alone e seeing it come out of the container like that


Nojoke183

Meh, If they can afford that, they can afford the insurance. Might've just got them a free car when they were getting bored of it.


PlumRevolutionary327

Me too! lol


ATadJudgy

![gif](giphy|39iws5wbhTn4cCjxZP|downsized)


Drigg_08

They are car smugglers


Trick-Shallot9615

Car is stolen so no.


Eights1776

This was my first thought lmao


firesquasher

Meanwhile that poor rich guy with in less rolls royce watching. šŸ„ŗ


Superb_Recover_6116

I wasnt gonna watch this video till I read your comment cause I thought Effing dumbasses I know whats gonna happen already. Glad to see that worked out for them.


Dr_Allcome

The spots on the right rear rim tell me it didn't work too well.


zakomiblood

The car being in one piece and not half hanging out the truck says otherwise


ArcherAuAndromedus

The front splitter is also broken on the passenger side. In the first shot, you can see it basically hanging off.


n05h

That is probably the cheapest part since itā€™s part of the widebody kit.


yolo_retardo

tells me that it's a slightly used ride, those rim scratches seem like they're parallel parking scars


pyy4

Honestly that could have already been there, it's hard to say. There seems to be some other pre existing cosmetic damage (dent/scratch above the left headlight)


Hugh_Cox_

I cannot believe that it rains in Africa.


OwlWitty

I bless the rains down in Africa


Hugh_Cox_

Gonna take some time to do the things we never had


ThunderGod68

Uhuh-aaahhdd uhuh-ahhdddd addddd


Maleficent_Fold_5099

Took about a hundred men or more to unload that car.


DrSuperWho

Oh! Bless the rains ![gif](giphy|5bF5VAW1NGCWY)


Acceptable-Peace-69

Thank! Now that songs stuck in my head.


cr1ter

We thank you


NathanEnglander

Ya it's normally as hot as that car


gniwlE

I see that Nigerian prince got his banking situation all cleared up. Now all I have to do is sit back and wait for my payout! I'm so glad I answered that email!


Rokkmachine

Oh for real? Man I almost gave up on him! Been waiting months for my check to clear. I donā€™t have to dodge all those calls from my bank now.


globglogabgalabyeast

Itā€™s amazing what you can accomplish with a few gift cards!


Available-Ad4982

"And would you like your Rolls Royce bubble wrapped, sir?"


ObedientBeast963

Hit the hood near the front left fender while you're at it. I like it looking ruff


Plus_Operation2208

Ruf is a different brand


-europoor-

Damn, Rolls-Royce Cullinan, 400k on two sticks...


woodrax

I am assuming it was stolen, shipped overseas in that container, and delivered to their customer in some shady yard, hence the environment.


Deritatium

More like an custom order from a local politician or a mafia boss.


jakalo

Why did you write the same thing twice?


Kaito-Kaito143

Reddit sometimes glitches and sends stuff twice \^\^


miukiyo

Is that why your username is like that?


Kernowder

Never happened to me


Kernowder

Never happened to me


mcnathan80

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StrobeLightRomance

This one seems more suspicious to me, but I can't quite figure out why.


Bowling4rhinos

I love that giant AGAIN hahaha


mcnathan80

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shutupruairi

Not all mafia bosses can handle the disgusting world of politics.


Fishyza

My money is on politician


cloudgainz

The fact that none of you said ā€œprinceā€ is staggering.


dangledingle

That thing would have been wrapped up like a newborn if it was straight from dealer/factory.


OpperHarley

And they would use a specialized service to transport cars.


Flying_Plates

true because even the carpet was not wrapped and was dirty from mud.


GobLoblawsLawBlog

I unno man, that hood has a bunch of dents already. There is a big chance that car was stolen in Toronto and shipped to Ghana


InevitableBowlmove

This is probably a secondary salvage sell, Being in logistics, this was probably refused by the original consignee becuase of the dents - then sat forever until insurance decided it was a salvage job and would not ship it back, where it went to auction and sold to somewhere in Africa (all the other containers indicate this as well). We have these type of sales in the US too - called GO auctions ([Online Government Auctions - Seized and Unclaimed Assets (cwsmarketing.com)](https://www.cwsmarketing.com/)


asspajamas

Africa (ghana) is the #1 place most cars that are stolen worldwide, go.


Every_Tap8117

It is probably the same person that or warlord.


RoryDragonsbane

Should've stolen some better ramps


dangledingle

*Stollen* Like the fruit bread.


Gunna_get_banned

Yup, probably jacked from a major NA city with a port. Straight from garage to container in a matter of minutes.


reddituserwhoreddit

By the looks of the container and all, Probably stolen from GTA in Canada.


Gunna_get_banned

Seems probable. I would guess TO, NYC or LA. I'm leaning LA just cause of the detailing, but it's a total guess.


RixirF

Minutes? Get Nicolas Cage on this, it'll be sixty seconds flat.


FreakyBoy156

[Yup itā€™s probably from Canada itā€™s been going on for years at this point](https://youtu.be/T5XJrJTG-BQ?feature=shared)


DAcazyCANADIAN

This! My immediate thought was this is another stolen Canadian car


phluidity

Usually they don't bother taking the plates off the Canadian cars, but they may be learning.


Pointfun1

I wonder what would have happened if the ladder collapsed, or the two lumbers rolled away and scratched the bottom of the car.


nybruin

Good chance this is an American car. The container TXGU532690 on the left came from America (Savannah) and shipped to Lagos, Nigeria. Another container MSMU 4236900 originated from Seattle. Donā€™t think it would be too hard for law enforcement to find out who booked this freight. Not sure they care though.


erbr

Dude you really containers :-o


weareallkangaroos

r/thisguythisguys


Carrera_996

BMW Group has a staging site in Savannah. Brunswick, to be specific. BMW owns RR. Seems legit.


schleepercell

If the car was made in the UK, and the purchaser was in Africa, why would it go to the states?


DrSuperZeco

I bought three cars from the US and had my car delivered to my home country in a container like this so I know a little about the subject xD 1. Cars in the US are generally cheaper (MSRP in the US is lower). 2. Car dealerships often have incentives and do sell cars below MSRP. 3. Diplomats are tax exempt, so not only can they buy a car at lower MSRP, and likely below MSRP, but also benefit from tax exemption. 4. If someone can afford a Cullinan, I'm sure they are well connected to have the customs paperwork expedited and facilitated (wouldn't be surprised if this 'truck' was undervalued or excepted from import tax).


nybruin

If this is legit, then the owner obviously cheaped out on logistics. However if you can afford this car you can afford a good transporter


DrSuperZeco

Youā€™re thinking with western-developed countries mindset. In my case, my container was moved by a truck to the loading docks, carried by a crane and placed ground level. This was all done by the port logistics company. My car was then removed out of the container before it was loaded by my contracted mover flatbed. (Oh and my car was too low for the flatbed. They had to use wooden sticks exactly like this video.). Im in Kuwait so its a modern safe country and i live only 25 minutes away from the seaport. Hence the flatbed. I can imagine in Nigeria being a big country the car owner would rather move it out of the port to wherever they are using the container rather than flatbedding it.


Endemicgenes

These are legit business men who buy salvage vehicles load in containers and sometimes it takes months to get custom clearance. The assumption is African or black person can't make honest living and it is unfortunate.


Timely-Ad-1473

The corrupt dictator new car is arrived.


Tripledelete

I thought it would be a car stolen from a Montreal parking lot last month.


widowmaker2A

Those things are not mutually exclusive....


juanda6224

My Acura was stolen in montreal back in 2022, the police told me right away that it was probably on its way to Africa in a shipping container as she was taking in my info. It was not even in a bad part of montreal and I was there for my birthday visiting a friend. It was a pain to deal with, but it is a funny story to tell these days


stormstormstorms

There are crews active in NJ now, hitting up the affluent communities around NYC and Newark, targeting high end cars. Know two people in the last month targeted. They broke into the house looking for the keys, took nothing else. Uptick seemed to coincide with the bridge collapse around DC, when that port was disabled


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juanda6224

Mhm I guess that logic does make sense, but it was not a rich part of town either, and a used acura worth $25k canadian at the time is not exactly big money


vulcan-raven79

Surprised it doesnt have Ontario license plates.


Bowling4rhinos

This makes two comments about Canada being the origin. What am I missing? šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦


ALKNST

Lots of SUVs are being stolen in Canada, mainly Toronto and Montreal. Thieves use signal booster to basically use the owner's key fob from inside their house to start the car and drive away. The whole "heist" takes less than a minute. They then leave the car in a dead zone for 2-3 days then come pick it up, make new keys and ship it overseas


highwire_ca

Relay attacks are rarer now. The thieves now just bring a blank fob with them and pair it to the car using a device plugged into the OBD-II port.


Ol_Man_J

How do they get to the OBDII port without the keys?


worldspawn00

Door security is way below ignition security.


OutWithTheNew

They use a signal booster to trick the car into thinking the keys are nearby and it activates the proximity locks. Locks unlock, press ignition button twice without hitting the brake pedal for 'key on engine off' mode, plug in your \~$1000 scan tool, go into the immobiliser settings, program new key, program it and you're good to go. It might take a couple of minutes with the right tool. Most systems usually have a setting to learn a new key and retain the existing ones, or just wipe everything and program a new key. If you do the latter the old keys will stop working.


Yeas76

This is Ontario they talking about, they just breaking in to the house and stealing the actual keys now.


pingpongtits

A police spokesman for the Toronto area told people to leave their keys by the door so they don't get hurt. https://globalnews.ca/news/10359055/leave-car-keys-the-front-door-to-avoid-home-invasion-toronto-police/


Blue_Trackhawk

So, sounds like a possible mitigation would be for the vehicle system to enforce a 3 hour delay committing the changes.


highwire_ca

They smash the window or use a slim-jim. The thieves don't care if they damage the vehicle.


AbdelMuhaymin

So you need to lock your keys in a lead safe


run0861

[nah just leave them outside the door with milk and cookies. ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLAHY2n9IjY)


ButWhatAboutisms

Do people lie about what he said because they're stupid or do they do it on purpose? Even in the video with cropped out context, you quote him as saying "leave it outside the door" when he said no such thing.


MrIntegration

faraday box


beaatdrolicus

There is a car theft epidemic in Canada at the moment- there have been a few investigations showing that the luxury vehicles stolen typically end up in a Montreal port shipped to Africa or the Middle East. While the reasons for the epidemic are not directly stated so far that Iā€™ve seen- commonly it is thought that the huge immigration numbers that the current government is pushing combined with extremely lenient sentencing and catch and release policies are also to blame- with the criminals having roots or connections in the countries that the vehicles are shipped back to.


EvilRat23

To me it screams that the local and federal governments are riddled with corruption. If they weren't they would be heavily increasing security at ports to catch these stolen vehicles on the way out.


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EvilRat23

Yeah people saying that are totally bullshitting, It's not impossible, random searches along with basic tracking of what is being shipped is common practice to prevent criminal activity. Not to mention that if police know this is happening repeatedly it is likely organized and stakeouts can be held to make arrest around ports searching for stolen vehicles, like I can think of 20 ways off the top of my head the police could stop this and I'm not law enforcement.


run0861

bruh they literally tell people to leave their keys outside on the porch so the criminals can steal them easier.


Underhill

I'd like to say you're being sarcastic but we had a police officer from Toronto literally say that, fml.


fulllyfaltooo

In this case, this black beauty Rolly


More_Soda

Every 30 min a car is being stolen in Canada, this is a statistical fact.


SpicyMustard34

it's every 6 minutes in Toronto.


FreakyBoy156

[we have a huge car theft problem and have had it for years now . only 33 million dollar recorded so far and 15 people arrested . The conspiracy theory is the government is letting it happen to boost out GDP because all the cars have to be replaced. everyoneā€™s Insurance is going up on the most common stolen cars to .](https://youtu.be/GmrhK77AR5k?feature=shared)


Avs_Leafs_Enjoyer

> the government is letting it happen to boost out GDP because all the cars have to be replaced y'all need to smoke less crack


MaxTheRealSlayer

2138 cars were stolen in Ottawa last year, with a population of 1 million and about half of the people in Ottawa owning a car, that's less than 1 in 250 people having their car stolen. Their stealing and smuggling rings are so tight that within 3 hours of being stolen overnight, they are already heading to Montreal and loading+shipping the car into a container destined for Africa. Suvs and larger vehicles are sought after in Africa, and many people have these vehicles in Canada due to the winters with snow and what not. There are some days a sedan won't even move due to snow and/or ice. There are great CBC Marketplace episodes about the rings : https://youtu.be/gshyozP-GY8?si=F_LOeuq9tK8y1qXF https://youtu.be/U08QC00YZfw?si=H1ANeOhZkqjE6T81


ckje

Was looking for that myself. Guaranteed from Toronto.


fomo_rian

Arrived with a nice dent on the top of the left quarter panel.


omnibot2M

Surprised I had to scroll down since far to find a comment noticing the dent. I didnā€™t see the dent initially, so I think the driver hits the back of one of the tractor trailers. Someone in that video is getting suicided by a Nigerian warlord.


shayen7

This is why I came to the comments. I also couldn't see it at the beginning and wanted to know when it happened


Garestinian

There is also a dent on the right side, there's no way he hit that one. Seems like they were both there from the start.


144000Beers

Wheels are curbed to shit too


roboticWanderor

Its dented when it rolls out of the container at the beginning.


sessionclosed

How did he enter the vehicle?!


kind-sofa

Driver was shipped with the car


Triplobasic

He was born in it, molded by it.


awkone

He didnt see the light until he was out of the cargo and by then it was nothing to him but blinding


ParkingNo3132

Trunk?


Wormetoungue

Looks like he walked on the front left fender.


no_name_yo_name

Just imagine being the person whose Cullinan got stolen and seeing it in Africa being unloaded with twigs.


fake_cheese

or their insurance company


Fluid_Mulberry394

Another stolen vehicle delivered.


darapps

I'm betting on corruption money.


Supplex-idea

The point remains the same lol


THP-GB

Stolen and shipped to Africa


Strong_Neck8236

Buffalo Roller.


fake_cheese

Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival


Cognitive_Skyy

You really can order anything on Amazon. šŸ¤£


ReliantToker

Not ramps apparently


Roemeeeer

This car is more worth that all people in this video earn during their entire life combined. What a stupid world. Also I am impressed that this worked.


PxN13

Probably combined several times over


Necessary_Taro9012

They will each earn 1ā‚¬ for this.


Budget-Neck

I think I saw the video of them hijacking this one in Toronto


misterfastlygood

Leave your keys on the front porch, they say.


Ok_Hair_6945

Gone in 60 seconds


User--Name_

I watched that movie the other day, it was pretty good


Professional_Park781

I mean, Nick Cage, he fucks!


14412442

(shuts car off) Don't touch nothing! You can't negotiate turns. You can't signal properly. You can't maintain speed. You can't parallel park. Hell, you can't drive, honey. Shit, I can't swim, I know I can't. So you know what I do? I stay my black ass out the pool! Homeboy got "SNAKE" on the license plate. Well, Snake gon' have to slither his ass all the way to the bus stop in the morning. You would not be a self-indulgent wiener, sir... You'd be a connoisseur. That's nasty. What kind of a sicko gets their jollies from playin' with dog shit, man? that's not a tool... that's a damn brick! Kip, man we gonna use a brick, we may as well call prison and make reservations! Tumbler: Yo, so check out my new move. I call it "the Stranger." What I do is, I sit on my hand for, like, 15, 20 minutes, until it goes numb. No feeling at all. And then I rub one out. Toby: "The Stranger," huh? Atley Jackson: It's like a little boy's nursery school I've come upon here. I don't know, maybe these lines don't even give a good impression of the movie out of context, and I'm sure it was a wasted couple of minutes to paste these quotes that nobody cares about, but to me this movie is still just imprinted in my mind 20 years later


LJGOATt

Osas seemed to cope with this job.


Metaboschism

You send me blood diamonds I send you shipping crates full of assorted goodies


Wiggabix

Never seen a more beautiful bride!


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

For the love of God, why didn't they move the huge honking rock right where the front lip was coming down. Gave me a heart attack.


Initium_Novumx

Probably for some African lord


burtvader

Was that a massive dent along the front edge?


Ba55of0rte

New car day for the local African war lord.


shub_08

I was under the impression that company like Rolls-Royce would be airlifting their cars. Lol


Gunna_get_banned

This isn't a factory delivery... lol


Windiver22

I guess this is Nigeria


5herl0k

bro the way he stacked those two sticks would never work again in a thousand years. the sticks not rolling off of each other has left our reality detached from physics, and all of time will crumble around this single mathematical impossibility as the universe contorts to rectify itself. I hope it was worth it. (it was)


BigMJW

Oh theres my car! Sweet. - Toronto resident


TemporaryShirt3937

Imagine how many ppl suffer starvation in the village only that one corrupt f""k can drive that shit


Piccoroz

Already dented...


Imreallyadonut

Thereā€™s an essex builder whoā€™s just come to Reddit and found where his stolen Rolls Royce ended up.


derorje

How did he even get inside the car?


bxivz

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTN8GCPMB/ That was fast.


WildlyUninteresting

![gif](giphy|tp4dm1ptNnQ76|downsized)


headybuzzard

Some war lord is about to be stocked for the new whip


DrJackBlack

I was really expecting a Canadian licence plate at the end.


piedubb

Definitely stolen. And shipped in.


Laffen94-

How the fuck did he get inside?šŸ˜‚


Astronaut845

Stolen in Europe šŸ¤£


[deleted]

You know that bich is stolen šŸ˜‚


Inner_Tadpole_7537

That flat black is badass


Frenchconnection76

War lord money.


Smiffylevel6

Some poor sod is watching his stolen RR Cullen turning up in Africa?


DionFW

How did he get in? Did he travel with it?


Namsdrawkcab_a_mI

Braver men than I.


imJGott

Wonder how much that new left hand side fender will cost. Look like it had some dents.


Devoodle90

Just fell off the back of the truck discount


quintrillion

Am I bugging or are there mad dents in the hood?? Look towards the end


WhoreableEnergy

Those are definitely dents! šŸ˜­


Alternative_Point946

Car made in UK, sticks made in Nigeria


Accomplished_Arm6685

Another stolen car makes legal entry into Africa!


IllInformation4628

There it is, Iā€™ve been looking all over for this.


Optimal_Subject3455

Somebodyā€™s not getting the car they ordered


k1mdakru153r

Car's a runaway bride