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PuzzleheadedRoyal559

I’d rather test extra large butt plugs.


XxFezzgigxX

I believe you’re in luck. They have an opening.


mynameisbirthdayboy

A very big one, as a matter of fact


MikeC80

Not at first it isn't..


tradewinds_250

Clench your teeth Billy it's coming in dry


SuperBatman1993

So does he.


Blue_Eyed_Baby_Girl

You said opening. Lol


certainlynotacoyote

Sorry, that position has been filled.


FunkyBotanist

You can get in line fella.


WangDanglin

Dry


Emergency-Friend-203

With bumps even


kapitaalH

How do you think these guys are not shitting their pants?


Renaishance

You guys are getting paid to test them?


Sgt_Oblivious

But not during this video because holy shit! •pucker•


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Breaker-of-circles

It's ok. They're wearing safety harnesses.


icecream_truck

And hard hats.


Even-Television-78

But are the harnesses actually attached to anything? I can't see where.


Breaker-of-circles

That's the joke.


Even-Television-78

I do not like ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|hug)


xnachtmahrx

Cut my life into pieces


JuanG_13

Lol


BoredToRunInTheSun

I wonder how his wife is holding up…


Manner_Sticker8556

To shreds you say


Blackboard_Monitor

And his coworker?


dropkickninja

Safety standards? We don't need no safety standards....


IndependenceWarm5375

They got hard hats and safety glasses, what do you want?


HeyImAKnifeGuy

Don't forget the safety slippers!


JayCDee

I’d ditch the hard hat. If I’d fall down there I’d rather just die than increase my chances of living with all of my bones broken.


kuedhel

notably they wear safety harnesses.


dropkickninja

Attached to what


Joris255atSchool

Exactly.


Michaeli_Starky

To the air


ExolaneSitoras

Plus, if they were attached to anything, all those workers would all fly straight out of the harness when the safety line caught. None of those harnesses have leg loops. Well, the one that does the worker isn't using them. Like pulling off a shirt.


BjornThunderbeard

Its bluethooth connected


Spartagek

The pipes. So they get caught halfway or a little further down


rvralph803

Faith.


read-my-comments

Attached to their bodies, they are not going to work if you're not attaching it to person.


kuedhel

With all seriousness, I think the idea is to hold a pipe sideways and if you fall, you try to heng on it while it stuck on other pipes.


New_Safe_2097

To do the safety dance


Same-Classroom1714

With no lanyard!


sufiansuhaimibaba

The ledges were built so that they can grab them if they fall. The safety here is impeccable


butt_sweat_

Don't need safety when you got god protecting you


7masi

It's fine, if they slip they would first die from hitting with the tubes while falling than from the fall 👍


will_and_no_grace

Nobody dies from falling. Suddenly stopping a fall is what you should avoid.


7masi

Gwen Stacy could tell about that


Flux_resistor

Where they are going, they don't need safety.


bo_felden

Just for the video. 😉


droidman85

He has a helmet what’s all the fuss about?


tegho

"Well, we've only lost half the crew today. So, that's an improvement!" "Yeah boss, but we're only 20 minutes into the morning"


AdIndependent1457

What are the safety vests connected to?


bitchdaycake

the backbone ♫♩


BinkBonkBoogey

This was funny. I snorted in an office full of people. Thanks now I look nuts.


HugsandHate

Hahaha, fuck sake. That's good.


tinypolski

Not safety vests - they're utility vests. Has a bat-rope with automatic launcher to slow descent in case of fall.


YourDreamBus

The tubes they are carrying?


AdIndependent1457

lol, if one of them falls, they all go down like dominos


geoelectric

One earthquake and it’s a human pachinko machine


opinionate_rooster

Nah, just one clumsy truck driver.


Cmars_2020

Plinko? What’s a pachinko


FirstDayJedi

Nothing, what's a pachinko with you?


beakrake

The classics never die.


sirbolo

It involves a whole lot of balls... just not the type you see in this vid


CausticLogic

Fuck you. Take my upvote.


Artistic_Regard

I'd do this if they paid me $10,000 an hour. That is my price.


LikeLikeChoi

How about $2.50?


Ser_Hans

"Son of a b*tch, I'm in" – These guys


aznjoez

Now you just gotta survive for at least an hour.


56000hp

They only pay tree fiddy unfortunately


Murakamo

Best I can do is pizza


Pogigod

So for $20 million a year, you would do that? No thank you


TomatilloUnlucky3763

They’re always hiring at that job


Ragnarok649

Its just a big jungle gym, with no safety in sight.


SurewhynotAZ

We don't need buildings that bad. Absolutely not.


LeonAnand

Meanwhile I’m getting tripped on a flat clean grippy floor for no reason ![gif](giphy|SLjPv6uQCFi8RNk5Jr|downsized)


TopPotential3

No thank you.


BoneDaddy1973

Why the hard hats?!


Background_Winter_65

Business attire.


Conorponor333

For safety


HugsandHate

Safety, dude.


atape_1

Forget the hard hats, they are all wearing safety harnesses!


Gcen

Things some people have to do for a living.


tanaka_jun

That's definitely r/WhyWomenLiveLonger


Wide_Quarter_329

I guess they think the harnesses look cool?


Flat4Power4Life

When you only wear fall protection as a fashion statement.


OrganizationOk5418

Why we need unions. There are still employers will let you die in order to make profit.


Linkario86

Ah yes, the super hard working labor corpos praise. No money wasted on security and safety. Fuck that


KonataYumi

Instead of the dumb song I would have rather listen to the pipe falling


TheWholesomeBoi

what the fuck is this song Mashup. watch on mute


Hoboliftingaroma

Why is there always some stupid song over the audio?


PuzzleheadedPrize900

All good, they’re wearing helmets ⛑️


Disco-Werewolf

nope nope nope nope nope


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Acceptable-Role8292

Well, maybe, maybe, maybe! What's on your mind today?


BanishedThought

These people are bonkers. I love it!


Tenderfallingrain

Okay so first of all.... Never would I ever... However, I imagine if you did fall, it would be fairly easy to catch yourself on something, provided you weren't on an edge. Doubt you'd fall all the way to the bottom. Still would hurt like crazy!


RonStopable88

What if you land awkwardly and break an arm on the first hit? Smash your head? How likely are you to catch the second one after taking a hit like that? What about the Third? The Fourth?


EeZTarget

But if you manage to fall and hit your face on the pipe and knock yourself out…


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Aaron_505

Little bit of slippery water: hola


iGalaxy92

I guess everyone is replaceable haha


Ben12216

Is it just me or did anyone else see this and think of playing spleef irl.


mikemikemike9711

At least they have hard hats, ya know, just incase


KindResolution666

It's completely safe, don't you see they are all wearing safety harnesses?


Good__Daddy__

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


rvralph803

They have safety harnesses on. So it's safe.


Sawathingonce

Ah yes, the "great place to work until it isn't" career path.


edx5252

if you fall, you fall up


Schmenge_time

Cheque please


Bibendoom

What in the Wuxia is this?


zuul_17

r/sweatypalms


DRD7989

This looks like a fight setting out of Naruto


Select_Truck3257

when i see this kind of things i understand why woman live longer


Elguapo1094

Safety harnesses just for show


Background_Low_1843

ok, but helm...


not_cozmo

Good thing they're wearing those harnesses


Pheli_Draws

They have helmets.


PurpleIsALady1798

I can’t be the only one who was waiting for the dude filming to drop his phone 😭


LordKoopa01

He’s wearing socks ? Or those Weird Slippers Japanese kids have too wear in class


Heavy_Mirror6571

Health and safety nightmare


AndiLivia

Not safe.


robidaan

To be fair, if you slip, you just hold onto the pipe for dear life.


beerissweety

Value of human life is different there


AlgonquinCamperGuy

“Rafino, make sure you have your hard hat on, or safety is going to write you up again”


lllNico

dying is part of the job desciption


Reaper1469

It’s all good they have hard hats on


itiD_

way to solve overpopulation


dz_dz_88

Nothing to see here business as usual . Kungfu trained


ContributionFalse788

that smirk will fade if a gust of wind hits him


DoubtfulDungeon

If you do fall, there's like 10,000 chances to grab onto something and climb back up. That being said, the getting back up part would be a nightmare so. Never mind.


Toasterdosnttoast

Good old Vietnam.


Same_Discipline1199

Luckily they’re wearing hard hats otherwise that’s unsafe.


neur0n23

Yeah.. this is not gonna end well.


AffectionateMetal366

Their life cheaper than like box of cigarettes


lucyANDwavy

Imagine how they came to the conclusion that that was the best way of working, the employer gave them no other choice. *"Yep, you can risk your lives and I'll take the profit."*


SethWolfBlood13

That's what you call American Ninja


Weardly2

I was just taking a break from working on my Occupational Safety lesson plan and this is the first thing I see on reddit. Ffs.


Salt_Adhesiveness_79

Really? Right in front of my OSHA Greenbook?


IntoTheMurkyWaters

Worked with this for 6 years. You are the bottom of the barrel scum and your body never recover from lifting tons of scaffolding for 8+ hours straight. Never let your kids be near this job, ever.


trollsmurf

Sometimes I appreciate sitting in front of a screen pressing plastic buttons.


Parking-Ad-5693

At least he wore a helmet


ByronIrony

It’s like those things at soft play with elastic strips that you fall through except in this version you die.


Millies_Mate_162

Those guys have got balls! Most of them are wearing harnesses but they’re impracticable in the way and at the speed they’re working. That’s a pretty big height to fall from.


MuzluCigkofte

They got their helmets on dont worry


MarquisDeBoston

It’s a good thing they are wearing those safety harnesses


gatot3u

Security first, but don't today. Jesus!


Captain-Cadabra

I always wondered how they built The Pit stage in Mortal Kombat, and how the guys got down there.


tardyhands

This is giving me serious 80s TV vibes. Anyone remember [The Adventure Game](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0283701/)?


MTB_Addict_Colorado

This 50 Cent edit makes me vomit.


Late-Study6365

Gender pay gap and Equality


TheLinuxGameboy

NOPE


huntspire1

Good thing they’ve got all those harnesses to save them /s


Lack-Grand

Allat for 30cents an hour, barely 1 days meal


dotfifty

No safety shoes...


Psychotek01

I'm no construction worker, but what's the point of wearing a harness if you're not hooked up to anything?


MyHangyDownPart

SERIOUS QUESTION: Are there no worker-protection laws in this and similar countries? Is labor in such high supply that construction companies don’t care if they lose a few to injuries death? …… I suppose that I am spoiled here in the U.S. and I don’t expect the whole world to adopt our standards, but I’ve seen some wild shit on Reddit that makes me scratch my head in disbelief and concern.


osysfire

labor rights come from unions. unions dont exist in poor / undeveloped countries where violence against them is easy to get away with.


Player7592

Why wouldn’t you use something to build a path you can walk on?


Wren_Slip

A five man crew for all this??


Expert-Recipe-8437

Thankfully their wearing Hard Hats 😮‍💨


inviernoruso

I met a man that in a scaffolding accident got impaled, it's crazy that he was considered lucky as his fellow workers fell and died.


Dongenial

Que medidas de seguridad ni que la berga.


osysfire

they need to unionize


Party_Crab_8877

Another case of “We don’t need men!”


Evening_Temporary88

After an accident every body will understand the seriousness of the safety.. Wish these young workers to learn without any casualties.


Short_Improvement626

Looks like safety is out the window


GOGETTHEMINTS

What kind of construction even is that?? I only did two years of union construction before they ran me out of town for my “drinking problem”. Not denying it but I thought it was rebar at first and 2 floors below them should have been decked already but idk what I am looking at lol


DeusExHircus

Scaffolding


GOGETTHEMINTS

Is there no rules at all for that lmao or just foreign country next man up lol


Objective-Outcome811

Yeah basically it's a long the same lines as the Hoover dam project, oops lost another one, new hire tomorrow.


Objective-Outcome811

Tube and clamp scaffolding to be more exact. Not commonly used any more unless the building involves unusually tight radiuses.


kill-oil-barons

It’s not tube and clamp its system scaffold.


4chanbetter

No safety shoes either, huh. OSHA would love to see this!


Own_Slip1810

OSHA says we lose WW3 easily.


CausticLogic

They came from the skies, man!


Richard_ARRN

Some OSHA guy is having a seizure watching this video! 😜


Direct-Complaint-639

What OSHA


Spartagek

They're building OSHA's HQ. So no staff yet, they'll be there next year


SpeidelOP

"We DoN't nEEd MeN!"


Avocado_In_My_Anuss

$8/hour if they are lucky? Holy shit balls I am fortunate to be born in the USA!


j8by7

Notice their all young...


TheEYL

Where are all the women?


Yard_Jockey

Beat me to it 💯🤜🏽🤛🏾


Key-Cartographer7020

Repost yay


beathemdown

Instead of OSHA they OH Shit


binger5

In China they have NOSHA.


Vivid_Search8259

OSHA approved, of course.


Maximum-Airport-4993

Nice remix - anyone know what it is?


Intrepid_Truth_8580

So much *anxiety*...😳


QnIg_InA_OpTiQ

I want the Part when the bodys Hit the floor


OneEyedRocket

Catchy song


realisticallygrammat

Dumbest building techniques ever