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capybaracentral

I don't think that's what she meant by "you can slam me for your birthday"


Southern_Vermicelli4

Lmao


NutjobCollections618

This is heretical, disgusting, abhorrent, an affront to god! *takes a screenshot


rahaman0

Yo, your pfp is interesting as fuck


Turkiyewannabe

pfp is mad disrespect even if youre not christian


Dry_Relationship6399

Ok nerd


Legitimate_Edge_6329

you're definitely the same type of guy to say "people nowadays can't even take a joke!" but will throw a hissy fit at a guys profile picture.


Turkiyewannabe

did you see the profile picture?


NoCriminalRecord

Idk man, Yeshua wasn’t a white guy with light brown straight hair. We don’t know who that man is in the original picture.


Legitimate_Edge_6329

yep


Ill-Yogurtcloset-243

Cry about it


VerienDragon

Bro thinks he's Batista


FlutteringHigh

That’s not the way I make coffee


HopefulHovercraft474

Why not cause it's a slammin' brew?


FlutteringHigh

He just want to espresso his feelings


HopefulHovercraft474

Strong feelings 😂 P.s. this made me giggle


BigKelzZ

Pretty sure that's the Stone Cold Brew Beeve Get Some


HopefulHovercraft474

[Stone Cold Brew](https://youtu.be/DLRLY4OTSyU?si=6_XXyOlPy6BOJVcU)


Terrible-Builder-381

Yea, and after this finishing move, hit the theme music. He walks alone because if she is not dead, their relationship definitely is.


fitty50two2

I was expecting an aggressive ass slap, not a body slam through a table Edit: it’s a powerbomb apparently, not a body slam, I’m so sorry.


Elfhaterdude

You forgot about the paramedics and the 2 weeks spent in the hospital after her spine injury.


penileerosion

Goths can regrow spine if they're not too stressed. In medical school I saw one girl who was really into Seether who actually had her spine regrow and branch into two, so we played a game of snip snip and got her back into fashion. Very difficult procedure btw. God bless these steady hands. I'm a surgeon. Wicked smart


Capable_Tumbleweed34

So, you healed her back from the remedy?


Southern-Effort-572

Underrated seether joke, 10/10


GregFirehawk

Google's AI is gonna love this. I can already hear it taking notes


pallidamors

Do you actually think any part of this is real? Look how flimsy the table is - it’s clearly something extremely thin setup over a mattress on the floor or something soft.


JournalistOk4245

Probably AI generated


UncomprehensiveTruth

what happened to the candy? asking the important questions here


droford

Power bomb not a body slam


Stay-Thirsty

The sad thing is, the table giving way might have made the potential injury less serious. One of the times I’m hoping the video is staged. Given the flimsy table and the bookshelf.


HortonRiversLIVE

Powerbomb, not body slam


Dramatic-Dark-4046

Thought he was about to smack cheeks before he grabbed her or chow down after he grabbed her…did not expect the WWE move!


DingoAteYourBaby69

Same here lol


jjtrynagain

He wasn’t strong enough to bring her down slowly


jeffboms

Or he does not know how to do a worked powerbomb. Then again, if your doing it to a table, it's better for the table to break, so it's better to do it a bit harder, making sure it breaks


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jeffboms

All the bombs you name here always looked rough. It's why I prefer watching more guided bombs for normal matches. But yes, when it comes to a bond, it is a one way ticket to the mat, straigth down..but having the other guiding and only letting go at the end is often very hard to do. Atleast most who have a rougth bomb don't do a popup version, Wich is just rougth to watch


DecentSteaks

Wow..


MonarchOfReality

he gave into that little voice


Real-Touch-2694

I don't think that's okay what he is doing with his mother 💀


JakBos23

That one got me.


narnarnartiger

Lmfao. Nicely done


Pilotwaver

Hey baby. Can I hit it, right quick? DEVON!!!!!!!!!


droford

GET THE TABLE


Starfield00

His dark thoughts won that day


Dmayak

FATALITY


Kitchen-Army-8399

Good luck to your life dude LOL


Your-Name-Is-Reek

IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY


RissaCrochets

Probably should have taken the shirt as foreshadowing.


Combat_Wombat1977

The Dark Urge wins, as always!


monkehmolesto

Did not expect that. I thought he was gonna eat her out, not slam her into next week.


blauwe_druifjes

Hope she's ok.


bichitox

She died instantly


AffectionateMetal366

What a moron


Alternative_Oven6128

His intrusive thoughts win!


Pagan3325

The guy possessed by Dwight Schrute t-shirt and his soul which is normal to do stuff like that. Nice birthday celebration.


balls4324uu23t4y82

the move was great but the emote he hit before was pretty cringe


katabasis1991

It is not what I expected but I am satisfied


_domhnall_

that Dwight t-shirt tho


ambr111

Also the banner


turdbrownies

Her, probably: my husband slammed me hard on the table for his bday. It was back breaking


Odisseuss_

Finish Her!


ATextbookPiscean

Bro let his intrusive thoughts take over.


CoronaBlue

This is from 26 years ago on June 28th 1998, when Undertaker threw Mankind off "Hell in a Cell" and plummeted 16 feet through an announcer's table.


OkPiccolo4578

When the intrusive thoughts win...


Awkward-Friend-7233

What a boring ass banner


epicmemerminecraft

Its an office reffrence


ambr111

It's from the office, as is his shirt.


Awkward-Friend-7233

Non office fans aren’t going to get that lol. It just looks like a boring banner.


ambr111

I know. That's why I explained it. It was some Office themed party or supposed party for a staged video


califarnio

The cheapest banner money can buy.


rlovelock

As much effort as they were willing to put in for a staged video


RealNiceKnife

At what point does "staged" become "skit"?


rlovelock

Asking the real questions


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rlovelock

Fake. No reason for her to left her left leg except so he could more easily pick her up... Also.. that's a bs birthday banner.


Eternalyskeptic

Family love banner, Michael.


mayneffs

It's called a sketch.


Realistic_Salt7109

Is there a difference between a sketch and a skit?


mayneffs

Not sure. But when something is "fake" or "staged" people act like it's something bad, not considering that skits and sketches exist. In my country we just say "sketch" because skit means "shit" in our language lmao


Realistic_Salt7109

I can see it both ways. On one hand, there’s a lot of videos that try to come off as “real” but they’re not, and I can see why that would bother people. Especially corny shit like when people ask for money and the first few people deny them and when the 4th person gives them $5, they reveal that they’re not broke and give them person $100. That shit is stupid and obviously fake and even if there are real versions of that, don’t put that shit on the internet On the other hand, stuff like this, is obviously fake and just for the lols. I guess it really depends on the person and the video.


don_cali

Fake or not, it was glorious.


ArtBl0q

![gif](giphy|TiOhz6Vt4MAxrgGMk9|downsized)


ambr111

The banner came as a reference from The Office, as his shirt.


Pointfun1

I just hoped that it was a fake video. If it was real, she would have got hurt really bad.


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Curly_commander

slam dank


Harlquin_Crusade

Not where I was thinking it was going.


Triple7Mafia-14

What?


Potential-Quote7349

When you always watch Smackdown/WWE


BlueRhythmYT

He came, he saw, he conquered.


Spider1132

Smackdown!


shini_gami09

Blud let his intrusive thoughts win.


Sgt_Oblivious

Holy shit INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS at work! 😱😂


Alarming-Athlete-489

Wtf


DingoAteYourBaby69

Unexpected destruction


Jennifer_Pennifer

🤣 I wonder what the dog thought of this??!!!


Spiritual_Tap8288

I don't think anybody expected that xD


Azark7

Could have gone real wrong. Life changing wrong. Smdh.


hurB55

Shaking my dogs head


droford

No I am the Table


ChemicalAssignment69

Legend!


skennsas

Song name?


gxhm_88

i walk alone


Ravel_Xi

THAT'S MAN AGAINST STEAL JR


keikan37

I have only one question: Why?


KevinIsOver9000

It’s painfully obvious, it had to be done, there was no other course of action


No-Huckleberry-1086

The correct way to celebrate a birthday, break a table in the right way, or the wrong way, break a table in general, f*** that table


Deceiver999

Is that a hate crime because he slams a cross dresser?


Sea-Pilot-439

To help her set up the table for dinner.


DarKresnik

Holly fuck


Effective-Fun3211

This has me laughing way too hard.


NoConfiguration

Watch out! Watch out!!!


EneyT

r/suddenlywwe


battleduck84

![gif](giphy|69v7Zg2hk6RXU4hvfx)


Captain_ButterNuts

DEVON….


HelikaeonUK

DEEEEVOOOOOOON! GET THE TAAAABLE!


Slahnya

r/unexpected


astralseat

Brotherly love, it sometimes feels like a smackdown.


CodeNamesBryan

Broad distance bomb


BassGSnewtype

Oh lord, that had to hurt!!!!


DoctorWZ

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAAA


SnooBeans5553

Should ve known that he is psychotic with Dwight schrute tee lol


capsule-toy

Someone dub JR on top of this "bah gawd"


rude-gnome

[r/unexpectedtheoffice](https://www.reddit.com/r/unexpectedtheoffice/s/Le4R8seXLa)


Hendrik_the_Third

That's one way to start an argument you didn't want to have.


MeaganEugene

WWE


Ancient_Day8997

AND HIS NAME IS "J H OOOOONNNN CEEENAAAA 🔥😱💯✅✅🤩🤩"


FunBig5498

Is that his mother??? If so.....☠


Asli_Malabari

definitely not a Japanese guy, he killed before eating.


Alternative_Win_1502

Bah Gawd she's broken in half


Silver_Being_0290

This is why I need a goth gf. So she can slam me through a table 😏


HinOrange

Why does he do that? Is he stupid?


OneMore_Cum

Jooooooohn Cenaaaaaa


CSti21

Bah Gawd! That woman has a family!


Proof_Pomelo8628

Pero qué idiota 🙄


The_Dark_Vampire

My first thought was Crucifix Powerbomb/Razors Edge


Budget-Project-9992

BATISTA BOMBBBBBB


HorrorLettuce379

"Just do it." Nike


Oculicious42

Ibe seen this hundreds of times at this point a i never understand how he is falling backwards, like if he was actually overestimating the table he would fall on top of her, but this seems like he leaned back for extra momentum to her face


WheelFalse

Song ?


66yama66

mami ... wrestling time 😉🤫


Front_Wolverine_9014

He wanted to be Bubba Ray Dudley, so bad that he couldn't help himself


Vishaanbtw

I downloaded this lol


Sorry_but_I_meant_it

Intrusive thoughts won.


Racingwisdom4me

![gif](giphy|S3cM2wo5ViXnM1HcHI|downsized) Thought a good ol’ fashion booty slap was coming… I was expecting him to lick his palm first too.


ShoulderFun880

This is the origin of the expression “smack that pussy”


Wide-Philosopher8302

Fake


DistortedNoise

I’d hope so


AngeloNoli

This is so fake that it's more painful than the fall.


Olympic700

Fake? It's a bit strange that a camera is running at that time. Otherwise it's disrespectful and abusive (unless they give mutual consent to these ridiculous actions)


rlovelock

I just assume these days all videos/photos are staged/fake.


Remarkable-Drawer660

This vid is a little bit older


rlovelock

Vintage fakery


Remarkable-Drawer660

I think i have seen this but years ago I also think it is staged


rread9

r/WhyWereTheyFilming


poko877

False


zaapas

I think it's better that way


alex_now

And His Name is JOHN CENA - Sound Effect (HD)