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TheSapphireDragon

Putting aside the actual meme for a moment, i hate how the attitude some people have where they believe that holidays are handed down from on high based on who's most important. Nobody "gets a month" or "gets a day." These are just months and days when people choose to celebrate things, not claimed territory.


NipperSpeaks

counterpoint: we licked june so now it's ours.


TheSapphireDragon

I love that I genuinely can not tell if you are using the word "lick" as a synonym for steal, or if you are implying that putting your tongue on a calendar month means that you own it.


NipperSpeaks

yes.


TheSapphireDragon

I see.


HadionPrints

https://greekreporter.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/School_of_Athens_Credit_Wikipedia_Public_domain-1392x857.jpg


Fit-Line-8003

Their goals are beyond our understanding.


potoooooooo53

Nice, I haven't been able to see since the incident


HarleyArchibaldLeon

r/inclusiveor


MothMothMoth21

Just in case you are unfamilliar licking things to claim them as your own is a bit of a meme but it references a real life thing usually when growing up, if say you and a sibling were arguing over a leftover piece of food you could literally lick it to put them off it so you could have it.


TheSapphireDragon

Im well aware of that. I just didn't realize such rules extended to chronology.


Physical-Camel-8971

have you heard of analogy


TheSapphireDragon

This seems to have gotten out of hand


marcmerrillofficial

its 2024 we lick ass now grandpa


coffeexxx666

and now that ass is mine! I like how this works.


Ghostglitch07

What? Youve never tasted time?


Imallowedto

Tastes tingly, like a 9 volt battery


MothMothMoth21

its cool, it was a meme a lil while back to just apply it to anything. Want to say it started on tumblr, maybe?


Disastrous_Status524

Can't argue with that


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JoNyx5

hehe we also licked the rainbow so now the phobes don't want it anymore and it's ours


gummythegummybear

We were supposed to lick it?


a-very-

Juneteenth was there first technically so took someone else’s month maybe? The whole I own the month thing is silly


junhour

right? like no one is stopping people from honoring veterans for a month… why are they getting mad at people celebrating instead of fighting to make it a thing? lmao


minos157

My towns got a month for something almost every month. February is Black History March is women's history April is spring cleaning/Earth/sustainability month. May is veterans month. June is pride. July is America. September is labor history October is Halloween November/December is mostly just months long holiday stuff. January/August the only ones left out.


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minos157

Fine by me, we'll give August to the spaghetti monster then


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minos157

There is no firm proof that our lord and savoir is not gluten free though.


neongreenpurple

Gluten free pasta definitely exists. And while I am not an expert in Pastafarian theology, I believe the FSM would approve of gluten free pasta so that more people can be touched by his noodly appendages.


mouflonsponge

> My towns got a month for something almost every month. ... > May is veterans month. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Military_Appreciation_Month


StructuralFailure

That's the funniest thing, every year when june rolls around, the conservatives start whining about there not being a veterans month, and you have to inform them that there in fact is one and they've just missed it. Shows how much they don't actually care about their veterans


StormsOfMordor

There’s actually two, I believe it’s Military Family Appreciation Month in November as well EDIT: [NOW, THEREFORE, I, JOSEPH R. BIDEN JR., President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim November 2023 as National Veterans and Military Families Month. I call upon the people of the United States to honor veterans and military families with appropriate ceremonies and activities.](https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/presidential-actions/2023/10/31/a-proclamation-on-national-veterans-and-military-families-month-2023/)


chessygrit

Honey child this is not a your town thing… this is national


minos157

I've never lived anywhere that celebrated July 4th for a whole month lmao. They do a lot of the same things yes, but everything that's not normally a whole is extended the whole month.


SleetTheFox

Because it's not actually about an abundance of love for the military. It's about using the generally positive attitude toward the military as a weapon against LGBT+ people, who they want to be hated.


Glimmu

Like the phrase: "won't anyone think of the kids?" They don't think about kids, at least in a good way.


TQCkona

they only think about the kids before they're born


redworm

I remember when conservatives boo'd a gay soldier who was actively serving in a war zone for asking a question about Don't Ask Don't Tell during a presidential debate they hate gay people even more than they love the military


jagdpanzer45

Pretty sure vets have a month (just checked: National Military Appreciation month in the US is May).


eachJan

Also, and I’m not saying veterans don’t deserve things, but many get a lot of stuff year round. Like military discounts. And, typically a whole month isn’t given to people who actually have power under the current regime in the U.S.. Black history month, women’s history month, pride month… these are examples of groups that have been hurt by the patriarchy which includes the military industrial complex. If you’re part of any (or all) of these groups, the implication is that it is NOT your time the rest of the year. That’s why we have to have special recognition.


action_lawyer_comics

Right. Also worth pointing out that Veterans Day and Memorial Day (I know Memorial Day is for honoring the fallen but still) are recognized holidays and most places will close down and give you paid time off. There’s no LGBT holiday that is officially recognized in the same capacity. Chase Bank will hand out rainbow pens during Pride but won’t give their employees PTO to celebrate


HansElbowman

That's not quite true. Veteran's day is a federally recognized holiday, and Bill Clinton declared June to be Pride Month in 1999. Like you say, the celebrations themselves weren't "handed down from on high", but the meme is apparently critiquing what those "on high" recognize and legitimize, which can be a fair critique depending on context. Of course in this case, the original meme wasn't presenting a fair critique. Veteran's day is codified through law, by a bill that was passed through congress and signed by Eisenhower in 1954 with foundations going back to WWI. Clinton's proclamation, on the other hand, was a ceremonial form of executive order which is among the weakest forms of executive action. Not nothing, but not nearly as substantial as an actual law. A fairer comparison as others have mentioned already is to Military Appreciation Month in May. But even that has a stronger federal recognition than Pride Month, because a unanimous congressional resolution carries more weight than a presidential proclamation. Basically, the original meme is straight up propaganda any way you slice it. Not that anybody here needed to be told that, but there's some background for ya.


OkAdagio9622

And that's looking past the fact that May is National Military Appreciation Month. And November is Military Family Month. And they have several other days that people don't think of


sandgoose

They're gonna be really pissed when they find out May was Military Appreciation month. JK they won't give a fuck, because as always this sort of outrage is performative and not real. Oh, and then there's November, National Veterans and Military Families month, which they also don't know about because they don't actually fucking care.


wh4tth3huh

Additionally, National Military Appreciation Month is the one immediately before Pride, every year. This entire meme of "gays getting a month, veterans get a day" is entirely bullshit to begin with in the sense they try to portray.


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Yes please stop this shit its getting annoying also stop pitting two groups against eachother, the 2 party system in Guns of Murica is fucking over its people so hard..


rtkwe

For Memorial Day though it is literally handed down though because it's a full blown federal holiday. The whole of May is also Veterans Appreciation Month too.


elpato11

Also, the entire month of May is military appreciation month


TheSherlockCumbercat

Also if they are so pro military they should know may is military appreciation month, fucking morons


Lazy-Drink-277

Plus, the Military gets enough days for a month throughout the year


GeneralOtter03

Yeh there are multiple certifications/awareness days/weeks/months at the same time


Environmental-Ad9969

Kissing the lads >>> war


MrMastodon

Boykisser>>>Boykiller


No-String9822

Navy boys in shambles


EntertainmentTrick58

someone tell them that they can be gay on land


Lazy-Drink-277

We should fight wars with gay make out fights, not guns


Straight_Ad3307

Gonna pissed when you find out about May…I can’t speak for other queer veterans but I also fucking hate the military


GayThought

May: military appreciation month and also mental health awareness. Double the fun, double the rage.


OneWayGaming8675

The mother of all oxymorons


HungerMadra

Not really, lots of vets have trouble with mental health. They may not have a monopoly on ptsd, but it isn't for lack of effort


OneWayGaming8675

I was thinking more along the Lines of the huge detriment the military is on mental health, I just thought it was an oxymoron to have *”military”* *appreciation* day (referring to troops in reality I know) and mental health right next to each other


HungerMadra

I guess I a what you're trying to say, it isn't an oxymoron though. You can appreciate the need for the armed forces and the need for visibility for mental health at the same time. Lots of necessary things are bad for mental health.


OneWayGaming8675

Agreed


MasterTroller3301

"Your depression is not service related"


VeeTheBard

Mental health is more important than the military though. I vote we remove the military and focus on mental health.


DrLinnerd

literally opposites of each other


ArtfullyStupid

And the 30 other individuals date dedicated to military vets and their families


Ksnj

TBF we get a bunch of random days too. But I don’t really think visibility weeks/days and Remembrance Days count all that much 🫤


CrabClawAngry

Notably, the one we all remember is the one with the theme of memory


The_Wingless

>I can’t speak for other queer veterans but I also fucking hate the military Same :) Best part about being a queer veteran is you get two whole months dedicated to you!


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ImSpacemanSpiff

As a cishet white-passing bald headed male combat veteran, the amount of racists and homophobes and transphobes and whatnot who think I am on "their side" is astounding. The look on their face when they hear about my NB partner and trans son is 😙👌 priceless.


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ThyPotatoDone

Also November for Military/Veteran Families Month


NaturalFireWave

You telling me they get two months and we only get one?! Shame! /s


Nellbag403

April is the month of the military child as well, which isn’t for the military itself but for some of the people impacted by military life


SnooOwls2448

As a veteran, I approve. The military is just one gaslight after another.


its-MrNoNo

Queer vet who hates the military is redundant (signed, a queer vet who hates the military)


DessertTwink

Hell, a veteran who hates the military is redundant for quite a lot. I only did it because I needed some stability and the means to go back to university after nearly 10 years


antfucker99

I hate fucking the military, athletic hardbody boys to be sure, but so selfish sometimes


Straight_Ad3307

Ngl I fucked my squadmate. Army gay hits different.


antfucker99

>Army gay hits different. Like different parts of your body or different Parts of the drywall?


Straight_Ad3307

😂Yes.


brayanime

Bitch, I almost spit cum out of my nose.


Straight_Ad3307

It’s illegal to waste cum in June baby.


DracoLunaris

ah I see that it is international men's day all over again


FireballEnjoyer445

know a good amount of military people that feel that way about the military tbh


Ferninja

Speaking as a straight veteran I too hate the military and the entire corrupt fucking system that supports it.


NefariousnessFit9350

always remember, if someone uses the line about the month vs day, share how Military Appreciation Month was May and they didnt actually care.


Straight_Ad3307

Yeah “tell me your patriotism is performative and you don’t actually give a shit about veterans without actually telling me”


Defiant-Aioli8727

Don’t forget November. National veteran and military families month.


Burwylf

They're just butthurt about not having the same enthusiasm when they celebrate may


Background_Desk_3001

I hate the military but respect veterans a ton


Boyswithaxes

I like the GI bill and hate the military


aDragonsAle

If only there were a way for wealthy countries to just pay for their people to go to college and have healthcare. What? Oh... Just Us you say? Damn.


Boyswithaxes

Actually it's required that if you get free college you need permanent knee and lumbar damage. Every European has it already


BoatMan01

LGBT+ folks don't get 10% off at IHOP, so I'd call it a wash.


Corbin_Davenport

No federal holiday either!


Fidulsk-Oom-Bard

Independence Day, Veterans Day, and Memorial Day


ItsOpiko

"May is Military Appreciation Month, a special time for those in and out of the military. It is a time designated to honor and recognize the contributions, sacrifices, and service of the members of the armed forces, past and present." Thing is that people that keep crying that veterans dont have a month dont care about veterans and just want something to show that they are oh so treated bad waaaah


VividMonotones

As a gay vet I get 2 months and a day. I'm mad drunk with power! Mwahaha! 🤠


Daltronator94

My best friend gets those two months, a day, juneteenth, and also Black History Month She's always joking when any of them start like DONT TALK TO ME, ITS THE FIRST OF JUNE / MARCH or whatever 😂


il_vekkio

The whole month of November was officially proclaimed military veterans and families month by…Joe Biden. I like to share that little tidbit with every family member who posts one of these


Cortheya

the only boots I like are worn by dykes in leather 😤


certainlystormy

the only boots i *lick* are worn by dykes in leather mmndshsjdgfbhfh 🥺


MahouShoujoDysphoria

🫡


Aware-Protection-697

As a combat vet, we don't want a month of celebration... We want unfettered healthcare. Obviously for all, but if we can't even start with the vets... Who are we gonna start with?


nimmet7

Cheaper to worship your veterans than to take care of them.


Aware-Protection-697

"thoughts and prayers"


Agitated-Acctant

Don't forget "thank you for your service"


TonightAdventurous76

Veterans should be taken care of for life. Life for life. Housing, healthcare and a stipend


hamhockman

Best we can do is occasionally but basically never


TonightAdventurous76

Best who can do?!?


hamhockman

The powers that be? 


milaan_tm

"You don't need healthcare, you've had worse"


user_without_a_soul

I hate the military and war in general, but i have a lot of compassion for veterans. Even with drafts aside, to this day poverty pushes a lot of people to sign up who wouldn't have in a world of equal opportunities. They're told they'll get all sorts of benefits, yet they come home traumatized, possibly disabled, and often unable to hold down a job or maintain relationships. I've lived in homeless shelters before and the amount of veterans who end up there is disheartening.


achyshaky

While there definitely are veterans who fit this description, let's not pretend there's not a significant portion who completely buy into the propaganda and enter the military with malice. The swell in recruitment after 9/11, for example, was *absolutely not* just poor people looking for a way to pay for college. And in any case, being desperate doesn't override being an occupier in a foreign land.


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No_Tea1868

66% of the soldiers in Vietnam volunteered.


Swaxeman

…because it would allow them more choice in their position, ergo less chance of dying in a jungle, than if they got drafted. 66% did not join because they wanted to kill some vietnamese


AemiliaPerseids

May is military appreciation month, November is veterans and military family appreciation month. If bigots actually cared about the military they would know. Their ignorance reveals that they just want to use the military and the people it hurts for their own stupid mindless bigotry.


FutureLizard836

It's so unfair! Queer people get to board airplanes first, stores give gay discounts, strangers stop drag queens on the street and thank them for their service, we salute the Pride flag and sing "YMCA" before every damn sporting event in the country, and now there's a Pride Month too?!?! When will the gay privilege end??


Albertine_Dream

What is the red-shorts comrade in the lower right foreground wearing around their legs? Is that just tape or is it a fashion thing I’m a billion years behind on?


Hrothgar_93

Uh no, the military gets recognized all the time. I've lost count how many times I've heard "thank you for your service" when someone sees a service member. They get discounts in many places if they show their id. The military is always put on a pedestal in this country. They get year round recognition.


TrueVali

me going into a blind monkey rage when i see a military recruitment ad at a movie theater:


Navie-Navie

Military Appreciation Month, Veteran's Day, Memorial Day, Medal of Honor Day, Armistice Day, and more.


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Ksnj

Yeah. It’s the month before pride month. But these absolute chuckle fucks don’t even know that. Shows how much the sUpPoRt ThE tRoOpS


_Bon_Vivant_

It's about time Home Depot give LGBTQ+ that 10% discount.


Fun-Cauliflower-1724

Military worship is shoved down our throats everywhere all year long. You go to any major sporting event and they always bring out some veteran for everyone to clap for.


MercenAria84

A queer (trans/pan) veteran here... it's very lonely, veterans hate me, and the queer community hates me, no support from anyone. No veteran support groups to help me with PTSD or veteran issues, no queer groups want me around because of a mistake (enlisting) I made trying to pull myself out of a bad situation, and neither group willing to offer any empathy.


King_Kestrel

I honestly can't help but see most military folks as victims of the system. They deserve a month for what they sacrificed, but it shouldn't be framed as super patriotism, about what they worked to achieve despite what they lost. Many people join the military because they have no other choice in the matter, be it poverty or something else. I don't think the military should be admonished, but the government who utilized them for horrible acts and needless wars definitely should be.


Commercial-Falcon653

No, they don‘t deserve a month for what they sacrificed. They deserve to be properly cared for. Both mentally and physically.


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spazzing

lmaoooo


sigpop16

I'm so fucking tired of people saying we get a full month Yes it's pride month and it's the full month but most cities just take one Saturday and celebrate pride that way and then it's mostly flags and a few companies with pride logos, When people say shit like there is a whole month for us they act like people go in parades every fucking day in the streets. Can't we just have a month to celebrate in different parts of the world without people crying, saying it's unfair. Can't people just go on like the rest of us


PiggypPiggyyYaya

TBF some veterans are not a big fan of the industrial military complex, and should stop seeing veterans like wwII front line soldiers. Most modern veterans do not see battle or fight in the front lines.


Prankishmanx21

Yeah the US military has a ratio of like 9 or 10 to 1 for support personnel vs combat personnel iirc.


cheshire_splat

“They fight for our freedoms!” Honey-baby-sweetie-sugarpie, they fight for someone else’s money and power.


Own-Can-2743

Nope. Military people get more than that all over the world if I recall. I think its unironically around 90 in some places.


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ChapterMasterVecna

Don’t be ridiculous, making line go up for ghoulish shareholders at Lockheed Martin and co is totally a valid reason for massively fucking over various countries and committing loads of war crimes /j


Punkpallas

As a veteran, I would rather have a month of pride than one dedicated to veterans. Even with the crappy way our government disposes of veterans who didn’t serve at least 20 years, I feel veterans are way better supported than LGBTQ people. And veteran’s day is so dry and boring. I don’t want that for a whole month.


Dutch_Rayan

It more than just a month https://www.militaryfood.org/military-holidays-and-observances


Agitated_Computer_49

I hate the military, but not veterans.   Also wait until they discover May.   Really to make it fair we should have a day specifically for retired LGBT.


Kickalama

I’m confused though veterans day isn’t about the military. It’s about veterans…


jssanderson747

It's crazy how many Russian bots don't realize May exists


sentientpoop

As someone in the military, fuck yeah. I love this


All-Hail-Chomusuke

As a vet, you can have that day too, it's honestly more annoying than appreciated.


ChocolateShot150

Based


MrGumburcules

In the US, the military is constantly being felated. The US lives to lick boots at every opportunity


LordPenvelton

Make love, not war.


SlimMaculate

I know Veterans month is a dumb right-wing grift, but they neef to put som respect on Veterans. A paid holiday off (for government employees) and veterans get to eat free at certain restaurants. An appreciation month is cool and all, but I would selfishly trade that in for a paid holiday AND free food (tho it would have to be somewhere better than Applebee's and Denny's)


connerinator

The military does have value but its budget is way too much in America and it uses its power and influence overseas way too much. It should protect our land and use its resources to innovate when not actively doing just that. We start too many wars and bully other countries for no good reason. Its actions are just from greed and politics. I simply think it has overreached with its influence on the world for way too long. All countries need some sort of military but the one we have now sucks. We have a lot of other social services that are breaking down because of their budgets and even a fraction of the militaries budget could fix a lot of them.


NaturalFireWave

What gets me is military appreciation month is in May. So they do get a whole month, too. People just want us to go back to being a family secret that no one talks about.


IDDQDArya

People who are hired mercenaries for the state, who go abroad and just mass murder (let's face it, usually brown) people shouldn't even get a day. I'm not saying every veteran is a war criminal, but every Americsn veteran should at least be tried as one. "But they fought in WWII" yeah those vets are all dead.


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LaffeysTaffey

Doesn’t matter who is in the military. It’s predatory as fucks and preys on kids to sell their life to them.


Random__Username1234

smas untalented?!! alright, time for more sans fights


Mr_Hassel

Lets not pretend like veterans are not treated as special Americans for the entire year.


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oof.


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Noidstradamus

That 10% discount at Home Depot tho.......that shit 🔥


Dutch_Rayan

https://www.militaryfood.org/military-holidays-and-observances A really long list of days/months for remembrance.


wenomechainisama1337

I also the sans


DarthKodi

2 months. They literally get twice what LGBT people do.


Fidulsk-Oom-Bard

Ah great all the gay military people get a month and a day!


Henderson2026

Just today I posted something similar in another sub and I got to hate speech strike by Reddit.


boiledeggfart

excuse me for being forced to waste 1 year of my life in the army in my country :(