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RunSkyLab

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAHHHHH Sing with me, Sing for year, Sing for the laughter, Sing for the tear...


Combo_NK

Sing it with me, if it's just for today Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away...


autech91

*Epic drums followed by dual guitar with some melodic sliding*


GildedFenix

r/redditsings


TheDemonBehindYou

i don't know the rest of the song so i will assume the next lines. #BOI


Ignisisreal2401

*I know nobody knows, where it comes or where it goes*


MutedIndividual6667

Yeah, sing with me, sing for the year, sing for the laugh and sing for the tear


Unthgod

sing it with me just for today, maybe tomorrow, the good lord will take you away


[deleted]

Don't worry, water negates fall damage. You now have a shortcut to the ground!


JustADutchFirefighte

Oh it's a shortcut to the ground no doubt. 6ft underground to be precise.


ryantrw5

At least they won’t have a dig a hole


Extaupin

Maybe he's a dwarf and he's diggy diggy hole, digging a hole, finally.


RopesAreForPussies

Rock and Stone!


Extaupin

Rock and Stone! and strike the earth!


Logicrazy12

Rock and Roll in Stone!


ToxicOwlet

If you Rock and Stone - you're never alone!


[deleted]

Rock and Stone to the bone!


brainproxy

Did I hear a rock and stone?!


Offensive_Bias3972

If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home


Awesome_sauce510

Did I hear a rock and stone?


BananaSolid1426

Rock and Stone! oT


Hearsya

Oh my gosh! My people😭😭


GildedFenix

My man be speedrunning life


FormerlyKay

The concrete slows your momentum upon impact so you probably won't go that far under


IEC21

Well that’s a relief.


kurayami_akira

With enough height even an impact with the water's surface tension can kill (long ago this was used for murder by a dictatorship in Argentina, to leave no corpse, hence no evidence)


SteadfastEnd

Correct. At heights of about 200 feet (such as the Golden Gate Bridge,) impact with water is fatal 97% of the time.


No-Cod-7586

All I see is a 3% chance of being a badass


BrokenMemento

3% To be boneless


Pretty-Estate9213

Deboned on impact, become %100 marrow jelly


[deleted]

Suicide is bad ass


voltagejim

What if you try to make your body as straight as possible so that you impact feet first and slice through the water like a knife?


SteadfastEnd

You *might* survive. That's how one Golden Gate jumper did. But it's very difficult to pull off, and even then he suffered many broken bones and internal injuries. In fact, if I'm not mistaken, the ONLY individuals to ever have survived jumping into water from such a height (200+ feet) were all people who went in feet first. There has never been anyone known to have survived impacting the water in any other posture.


SlotMagPro

Plus the water has to be deep enough to even possibly pull it off. Too shallow and you smack the bottom going in


bifuntimes4u

That pool is probably not deep enough for the water to do much good.


EasyRider1530

At that height the impact would basically be the same as landing on concrete


ElementalDragon13

Definitely the depth of the pool


[deleted]

Or half way down he will be teleported back to the top because the distance was too great


Reise04

Or he'll just keep falling under the map because you were never supposed to fall down


CantPassDrivingExam

Or his character will reset midway and all his joints will be deleted


Dont_pet_the_cat

Or you get kicked from the server for flying :(


TopSecretGaming_YT

Or you forget it's real life and break both your legs but don't feel pain because the supercomputer couldn't handle all the world catastrophies and we all glitch out of existence


DiddlyDumb

That’s gonna be a problem if he hits mainland Australia. Hope he makes it out through an ocean to negate the kill floor on the other side


MothsAreSoCool

*kyle crane screaming*


One-Broccoli-5772

If only it were a hard ass metal car roof to completely negate fall damage somehow


Historical-Plane-109

Minecraft moment


IncomingAxofKindness

If Minecraft has taught me anything.. there's a Creeper right behind you.


MadMac619

Bring a bucket just to be sure


self_dennisdias

You really shouldn’t attempt it without holding an open parasol.


_DJNeoN

https://j.gifs.com/KBDO2Q.gif


Alex_DreamMaker

I think to the heaven rather


MaxPower1607

I learned that from Minecraft.


randomdud500

Just like minecraft


xreemerx

Aim for the bushes. Lol


MrHazzardous96

There goes my hero


Aedaru

Watch him as he goes


med_designs

there goes my hero


ichigo_uchiha12

He's ordinary


med_designs

don’t the rest of them, bleed it out


Ready-Interview-9809

Gator’s ladies better be wearing jimmies!


cydalhoutx

Gator ain’t never been about that


Tough-Requirement736

GATOR DONT PLAY NO SHIT


AntRedundAnt

Gator just need some walking around money…


sadpanda___

Gator needs his gat back


Emotional_Parsnip_69

*pimps don’t cry*


IsThereCheese

#DESK POP


EyeCarambaa

You can't have a conscience in the pimp game


med_designs

w song


BarryMcCockener710

Special forces zip lines.. these guys are pros


sadpanda___

I’m a peacock, you gotta let me fly


MorseSource

That only works if you're Rock or Samuel Jackson.


Key-Contest-2879

“Aim for the bushes!”


a_different-user

"there wasn't even an awning"


Luke_Cold_Lyle

"You guys know Danson and Highsmith weren't good cops, right?"


used_tongs

Omg I need to go back and rewatch that movie lol


NorthChiller

But… their characters died when they jumped


MorseSource

No, they became immortal gods.


didy115

This is the comment I was searching for. Thank you, Other Guy!


beerbro78

Came here for this


MCS117

I was hoping it’d be the top comment, but it’s pretty high up


Tombo6969

Thanks for the F shack


Ready-Interview-9809

-Dirty Mike and the Boys


Bacon_Moustache

Danson and Highsmith… FREE HOTDOGS FOR LIFE! No drinks though…. No drinks


TheGreyBull

Lol had the same thought.


Mischief_Raven

It works in Minecraft...


weird_edgy_username

Your friend placed blue glass there Bad ending


bric12

Or what happened to me yesterday, I forgot I had frost walker boots on...


artful_nails

Not if you play an old enough version.


[deleted]

I think for water that's only one block deep how it worked was you would take damage normally, but could negate it if you held jump when landing in the water (holding jump makes you "swim upward", presumably just barely enough to avoid hitting the blocks under the water).


AtypicalLogic

I carry my own water in a bucket. Gotta be quick though!


BoiFrosty

I remember the bad old days where it required at least 2 blocks to stop fall damage, and if you got unlucky with the server tick rate then you could die anyway. Now people can stop cold in a damn berry Bush sapling.


StenSoft

CANNONBALL


TheDemonBehindYou

*Splat*


Hatchetface1705

This needs to be way closer to the top


Professional-News362

Can’t tell you how many urges I get to jump like this. I take the train most days and I get the urge to jump on the tracks. I watched a Vsauce saying it’s common but I still find it uncomfortable


roccobaroco

Chinese student in my hometown (eastern Europe) jumped from a moving train in a mound of snow thinking it was safe, hit his head on a milestone and died on the spot.


[deleted]

At least his last thoughts were something like "WOOOO FUCK YEAAAA". Most of us won't die that happy. We probably won't die looking as stupid either, but still, whats that compared to a happy ending


roccobaroco

I think his last thought were about the train he thought he missed because he boarded the wrong train (he was on the right train, which makes it more tragic).


Citizen-Kang

The last thing on his mind was milestone...literally.


Pwheeris

It’s called “call of the void”. It’s a psychological phenomena.


[deleted]

Your moms a psychological phenomena... I mean a void... I mean.. You have a phenomenal mother


Mafia_dogg

Explains why I want to jump down the middle opening of the stairs on the top of my third floor apartments


Rabbit-Thrawy

3rd floor isn't too high, just tuck and roll when you hit the bottom!


[deleted]

Yo moms a hoe


[deleted]

[удалено]


Pwheeris

At least it makes you question your brain, which i believe is a possitive thing.


TheNonCredibleHulk

In that case, yes. When you're on a cruise ship balcony at 3am and you just feel the overwhelming urge to swan dive off the side - not so much.


RedditIsPropaganda84

I've heard of it as intrusive thoughts. It's your brains way of making you aware of the danger and to be more careful.


Wasted_Possibilities

I have a pretty serious dislike of heights, but once I'm up there I just want to jump off and no longer be afraid. Of course, after a short span of time, won't be afraid of anything ever again.


XboxVictim

I knew a dude so afraid of heights he would black out and go limp jumping off a diving board. We were in some training in the Marines and one of the easiest requirements was to jump off a tower into the deep end. This is to make sure you can do it off a helicopter into the ocean later. Anyways, dude would be frozen on the edge and we’d practically have to push him (nobody pushed him though). Once he mustered the courage to jump you’d just see all his limbs flailing as his whole body go limp on the way down. Then he’d come-to at the bottom of the pool and swim up. He had to be dropped from the course and it was a shame because he was otherwise and absolute stud at everything else and a nice guy too.


Gloomy-Flamingo-1733

Sounds like "the call of the void"


Icy-Lychee-8077

What’s a vsauce? Off to google i go!


MoonChainer

"And they were never heard from again.."


Bandidorito

Michael claims another soul right in front of us


Rabbit-Thrawy

....but what does it really mean, to hear? *vsauce music*


Apprehensive_Poem218

I played enough computer games to say that’s a save jump and u will survive.


DM_Joker

HolUp this game is bugged. My character takes fall damage


BoxTalk17

Welcome to Dark Souls or Bloodborne.


WolfieStalker

You die before touching the ground


breezyxkillerx

And inflatable duck renders while you are falling, you land on it and since it's part of the map you take fall damage and die. **The Bad Ending**


CohnJena68

Yeah, you have a nice view from your room!


Gerrut_batsbak

That you'd splatter on the pavement next to the pool ? Yea, I thought that too.


Mopp_94

From that height there's a decent chance you'd splatter on the pool.


Boot_Effective

You'd bounce off the surface of the pool.


sambob

You'd turn into dye


iGrimFate

Not if I use timing, momentum, and physics to jump like a diver and precisely curve my body like a U right after water impact. Effectively shooting back out of the pool.


TheRogueMoose

"if I try to go head-first, it won't matter where I land" is what I was thinking lol


Hamofthewest

Going back inside, grab a beer from the fridge, sit on the couch and watch the full LOTR trilogy in directors cut? Hell Yeah !


Moistlover69

*Internal dialogue becomes minecraft soundtrack*


Kiryln

Its not even the bottom of the pool that’ll kill you. Its the water itself. See little science lesson here, I can’t remember if its physics or fluid dynamics or both but basically water isn’t very compressible, so when you throw yourself off the building aiming for the water, you will most likely reach human terminal velocity before you turn into tomato puree at the bottom, this’ll have the opposite intended effect of what you think is going to happen. You assume the water is going to lovingly envelop you in a cushioning embrace as it arrests all your velocity and saves you. When in fact, everyone will see some dumbass throw himself out his bedroom window, reach terminal velocity, and turn into chunky salsa as he hits the water. Why? Because water when hit at sufficient speed, may as well be concrete. Because it’s not very compressible.


MiddleofInfinity

There will be internal organ damage. All of them. Not so much meat chunks on the outside, as much as it would be a sack of potatoes turning into mashed potatoe.


nerdiotic-pervert

So we become Haggis, basically.


GeneralGom

Yeah, I’m adding this just in case someone takes the fall damge joke seriously. Falling into water at this height will almost certainly result in death unless you’re a professional high diver.


bakerzdosen

I could be WAY off base here, but if memory serves, those *really* high jumps into a pool of water like this seem to always involve a constant spray of water “to break up the surface tension.” But like I said: I might be 100% wrong about that being the case as it’s also possible they do that solely to make it easier for the diver to gauge exactly where the surface is…


DeadliestViper

You are correct.


breezyxkillerx

Even if you are one you will still become one with the floor of the pool.


neub1736

Nah, some People have dived from insanely high, higher than this. But the water is a lot deeper and they use jets to break the surface tension ahead of the diver hitting the water


I-am-Chubbasaurus

This was the comment I was looking for. I know the other comments are made in jest, but I need at least one comment taking it seriously or my anxiety goes nuts.


InternetAnima

Fluid dynamics is physics


Liberkhaos

I did a quick search and you have to fall about 450m in order for a human to reach terminal velocity. The photo we see here was taken from what seems to be a 10 story building which are usually around 30m tall. There is a Red Bull event where some people jump down in the water from a 50m distance and AS LONG AS THEY HIT THE WATER RIGHT, nobody gets hurt doing so. So someone who knows how to dive would definitely survive this plunge... until they hit the bottom of that pool some 0.5 seconds later at which point they dead. Unless the pool is 30m deep in which case someone literally designed this place for extreme diving (spoilers; there is no way this pool is 30m deep)


[deleted]

You have to cut through the water like a knife. I'm sure there should be a shoe shape that can act as a water knife from super high distances but I don't know if they make them.


Selmi1

It is even more dangerous than at this hight. At this point, water gets harder than concrete


TheRedGuard03

I don't think in the case of a human at terminal velocity water or concrete makes much if a difference.


Gman1111110

Harder than concrete?


BossBullfrog

Are you thinking "They should really put a yield sign at that intersection, maybe a red/yellow flashing light at the very least" then yes we are definitely thinking the same.


PlasticDuckMan

This gives off many British-guy-in-Spain vibes


Miguecraft

A humble Englishman created the theory of natural selection in the Galapagos, and a thousand of his compatriots have been proving it in Spain since.


wicker02

"How did you know there was a pool there?" "I didn't"


Monkeybutt66

Do a flip


Fantastic_Mind_1386

Do a barrel roll


[deleted]

Irl Minecraft experience


Doomtoallfoes

Plays free bird or Dream on.


Desperate_Ambrose

"Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" "I think so, Brain, but won't doing a half-gainer from this floor kill us?"


LuciferBael

Aim for the bush?


TheDemonBehindYou

And do a backflip


ERJAK123

My first thought was 'I am ABSOLUTELY thinking the same thing as you.' Then I saw the swimming pool.


LinaJG

omg same


Dangerous-Spare7843

Call of the void right?


BluChezee

Intrusive thoughts


harreh1d

Leap of faith


MorseSource

Yeah, Jackie Chan is too old for this stunt.


Sure-Debate-464

I'm thinking vertigo while I'm sitting on the toilet.


Plenty-Sky9879

That I could end it all with just a little bit of bravery?


Aliciathetrap

Time to see if fall damage is on


Pepeloncho

Charlie Garcia moment


most_unoriginal_ign

Yes, I too, am depressed.


Quod_bellum

“do a flip!” “sxxxide is badass”


Pointlesseal_153

make sure you set your spawnpoint


[deleted]

*Hero comes on; ‘Aim for the bushes!’


dmikaz1

I was just gonna pee in the pool


ApexRevanNL716

This isn't minecraft. This isn't minecraft. This isn't minecraft.


Nautilus300

color changing pool


BurningBigFoot444

Aim for the bushes


TheRealNikoBravo

Came here to say that!


BurningBigFoot444

Someone beat me too it but oh well not here for the upvotes


TheRealNikoBravo

I will upvote the hell out of you!!!!


tauri123

Minecraft physics: “do it, you know you want to”


karlkh

Yep... YELLOW CAR! 👊


bobbin7277

You'll be fine...


cantyman911

"I'm going to die today, Harley. And I blame you!"


taceau

Cities Skylines was my thought.


Fearless_External932

POV: you British tourist


jimbajomba

I’m think that’s a blue square painted on the ground by Wile E Coyote.


Critical-Shopping919

Guys I got this


tradeuser24

That pool looks an awful lot like a target, are they challenging me ?


Joren67

Doable


LunchAC53171

Wishing Well?


voltaire--

You can try it once.. just once.


[deleted]

Do it , do it now


Darkpactallday

I can make that jump


Competitive_Ad468

I hope minecraft isn't wrong


StuPodasso

Pee In the pool?


Coremeats

Dropping a baby ruth?!


laxwildcat87

Aim for the bushes


Snoodoodler

You have to try it. It might be the way out of the simulation


Skeletorthewise

Somebody already did it: https://youtu.be/-oG9yWHRW1k