Bro what the fuck i legit wrote the same comment but worded slightly differently and I thought "lol this is top comment material even tho it's not that original-" then I saw this as the top comment.
Reminds me of my time playing [Kerbal Space Program](https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/) when I sent a rescue mission to rescue the rescue mission's rescue mission.
Close your eyes. Take five breaths. Open your eyes. Take two breaths. Look to your left then your right. Take five breaths. Jump up and down. Sorry you're still sober. I can't help from a distance.
Both is fine and accurate, but you shouldn't make that distinction if it's not relevant. It like always making the distinction between black and white, or fat and slim people. Both are equal, but they're not treated equally by society and that is the problem.
It’s not. A seminal terf defined “transwoman” (one word) to define trans women as an entirely different type of person who is NOT a woman. With a space it’s just an adjective like short woman or lesbian woman, etc.
Imagine if a racist said we should call black Americans blackamericans because they aren't really Americans like white people.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1846170/Iron_Lung/
Iron Lung is a short but spooky game. It became really popular a number of months ago on the let's play YouTube community. I recommend playing it blind or just watch it on YouTube.
Still waiting for him to post the video he said he would proving the professional wrong about his dick-shaped aquacoffin not being able to navigate the tight turns in the tunnels
Too many people (here too) dismiss that episode as some "eCcenTriC biLLiOnaIrE" thing. Of course he has been a front figure on many impressive technological advances and projects, but I rather prefer the idea of relying upon science / tech oriented institutions than any single whimsical megalomaniac. It might be true that he gets things "done" faster, but the outcome of that is always something a kin to this submarine tragedy.
> It might be true that he gets things "done" faster, but the outcome of that is always something a kin to this submarine tragedy.
It's actually uncanny how similar elon's operating practices are to the CEO of this submersible company, one of my friends was even calling the sub CEO the elon of the sea.
Both are advocates of using non-industry-standard cheap parts in places they don't belong. Both believe in doing the bare minimum regarding safety regulations (seeing them as unnecessary bloat). Both have a history of firing employees who speak up that something is unreasonable/unsafe. Both avoid doing expensive engineering analysis when they can.
Elon's just better at keeping the skeletons in the closet. Like there was an incident last fall where [a giant manhole sized piece of metal was accidentally left inside a parachute that was bringing astronauts back to earth](https://youtu.be/VZDzJ_G0OlM?t=787). They luckily survived, this time. Suspicious that the media never really reported on it, even though the fact it happened was acknowledged by a spacex rep (who also tried to play it up as a good thing that helped them improve their parachute design), streamed on NASA's youtube channel.
Also elon's avoided using his own product, whereas this submersible company CEO probably died in his own sub.
I honestly don't feel bad for the sub company CEO who is onboard.
He made his bed when he decided that safety and using industry-standard parts and following industry-standard safety regulations was a bad idea. He even fired one of his high ranking engineers when they told him it was unsafe.
The other 4 he tricked into thinking this thing was safe, though... especially the teenager and the Titanic historian.
It has a small circular viewport at the front, which I believe is one of the main causes for concern because it is not rated for the depth of the Titanic.
Five billionaires decided to ride a project made from cardboard and spit down to the original Titanic crash site. Currently lost and or dead down there.
https://www.cnn.com/americas/live-news/titanic-missing-sub-oceangate-06-21-23/index.html?tab=all
(CNN has more information past the live updates I linked)
Probably the most important thing is that they completely ignored the fact that the glass was not at all meant to survive in those depths. Like its over 2000 feet too deep.
Oh, and the company CEO is in there.
A former employee warned the company of the problem with the glass and he was fired.
I don’t wish anyone dead, but the CEO kinda had this coming after firing the employee.
Don't forget that the CEO openly said in a news interview that safety regulations are for the birds, and just add unnecessary costs. I don't feel bad for him getting what was coming to him.
I do feel bad for his passengers, who ate up his snake oil and trusted him that it was a good idea. Especially the teenager and the Titanic historian that are trapped in there.
This thing is so ass.
Man charges 250k per person and this is it? All passengers are stupid . The billionaire could have made his own damn sub and been fine.
Sketchy?
That thing?
Nah...... haha.
Seriously who's idea was it to USE A CONTROLLER TO CONTROL IT.
I mean sure, But...
Only later are we gonna find out that the controller's battery died and now they're stuck and dead.
First was Titanic, second was Titan, this third one would have to be the Tit
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the concept art was already posted all over r/interestingasfuck
Hello Lucifer.
Hello my son
i genuinely laughed at this lol
that subreddit needs jesus
I just hope they fill that one up with rich people too before sinking it.
Ok that’s actually kinda funny! 😄
And the fourth one will be T
The fifth one will be
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T for "Time to leave"
And the fifth, has to be 'T minus'
That's MR. T, fool!
Sounds more like a motorboat than a sub.
Fourth would also be Tit and then they would have tits
Bro what the fuck i legit wrote the same comment but worded slightly differently and I thought "lol this is top comment material even tho it's not that original-" then I saw this as the top comment.
Captain dukakas here piloting the “Ti” to go rescue the Tit.
I'm waiting for T.I.
I get it!
T
Put a few more billionaires in it too
Oh god that's the best comment I've seen today! Thanks kind stranger!
Reminds me of my time playing [Kerbal Space Program](https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/) when I sent a rescue mission to rescue the rescue mission's rescue mission.
As someone without the patient to make kerbal actually work, that sounds awesome. Edit: I meant patience, I am drunk.
I wish I was too 🥲
Close your eyes. Take five breaths. Open your eyes. Take two breaths. Look to your left then your right. Take five breaths. Jump up and down. Sorry you're still sober. I can't help from a distance.
Well, this helped me from a distance.
I am a dad in all situations if you need someone to talk to hit me up. You got it no matter what. Don't give up.
Thanks
It is a good method for bringing yourself back to center.
Shit I hit a lamp post
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Colonization mission succeeded successfully
Operation: Go in to get the guys who went in to get the guys who went in to get our guys outta there
... did you just hyperlink to a subreddit? Why? I thought it was gonna be a clip of.. y know... the content you were describing.
Yeah. Like with Kerbal I don't really know what I'm doing...
I just wanted to see rescue mission of rescue mission of rescue mission 🥺
It's half the fun of the game xD oh shit, I guess I used to much fuel... well, let's bring back Jeb! No Kerbal left behind!
That's such a Kerbal thing to do lmao
so did you rescue it?
At some point you just give up and accept that the kerbals will have to be ok with where they're at
sounds like you need jebediah kerman and his crack team of kerbalnauts!
I’m pretty sure it was his incompetent enthusiasm that got the first mission stranded in the first place.
They really played Iron Lung and thought "this is genius"
Iron lung irl
Keep sending billionaires
The billionaires yearn for the eldrich depths!
The only thing that can save these people is an elite team formed of billionaires in a hastily constructed prototype
Go on Jeffrey you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it
If we are sending billionaires I suggest 5 subs with 5 people in each.
They’re the only ones who can save us! Who else can work at the pace of 1000 men. Only a billionaire has proven to work that hard!
Make Elon pilot this rescue mission, he can make up for being a tool during the Thai cave rescue
Nah he’s too busy yelling on Twitter that “cisgender” is a slur now. Really wish I could drop a /s now. But nope. That’s his latest stupidity.
Wasn't there a thing that calling trans women "trans women" was transphobic because it makes it sound like they are not actual women?
Both is fine and accurate, but you shouldn't make that distinction if it's not relevant. It like always making the distinction between black and white, or fat and slim people. Both are equal, but they're not treated equally by society and that is the problem.
It’s not. A seminal terf defined “transwoman” (one word) to define trans women as an entirely different type of person who is NOT a woman. With a space it’s just an adjective like short woman or lesbian woman, etc. Imagine if a racist said we should call black Americans blackamericans because they aren't really Americans like white people.
Once a tool, always a tool. Elon’s not going to be able to redeem himself by doing one half decent thing with his money…
I think we are hoping he disappears aswell
May I say that "as well" might not be necessary.
Reading comprehension is truly dead on Reddit
yeah, send him down strapped to this [pile of shite](https://i.imgur.com/klDtafq.jpg) he made
Smart. I wonder how he's going to make up for being a tool all the other times.
Use a MadCatz controller this time
With Street Fighter 4 artwork on it.
I have that controller. The rubber coating on the back side deteriorated to gray goo that sticks to your hands. They can borrow mine.
[Just send Akuma](https://youtu.be/EUCm3qN75UI)
This shit is actual iron lung. Your bolted shut inside with no way out. You have no windows and can only use cameras to see outside.
What happened? Any link to context?
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1846170/Iron_Lung/ Iron Lung is a short but spooky game. It became really popular a number of months ago on the let's play YouTube community. I recommend playing it blind or just watch it on YouTube.
Make it REALLY sketchy though. Oooo, get Elon to design it!
Then he can call the recovery/rescue team leader a pedophile on Twitter when his lame offer is politely rejected.
Still waiting for him to post the video he said he would proving the professional wrong about his dick-shaped aquacoffin not being able to navigate the tight turns in the tunnels
Too many people (here too) dismiss that episode as some "eCcenTriC biLLiOnaIrE" thing. Of course he has been a front figure on many impressive technological advances and projects, but I rather prefer the idea of relying upon science / tech oriented institutions than any single whimsical megalomaniac. It might be true that he gets things "done" faster, but the outcome of that is always something a kin to this submarine tragedy.
> It might be true that he gets things "done" faster, but the outcome of that is always something a kin to this submarine tragedy. It's actually uncanny how similar elon's operating practices are to the CEO of this submersible company, one of my friends was even calling the sub CEO the elon of the sea. Both are advocates of using non-industry-standard cheap parts in places they don't belong. Both believe in doing the bare minimum regarding safety regulations (seeing them as unnecessary bloat). Both have a history of firing employees who speak up that something is unreasonable/unsafe. Both avoid doing expensive engineering analysis when they can. Elon's just better at keeping the skeletons in the closet. Like there was an incident last fall where [a giant manhole sized piece of metal was accidentally left inside a parachute that was bringing astronauts back to earth](https://youtu.be/VZDzJ_G0OlM?t=787). They luckily survived, this time. Suspicious that the media never really reported on it, even though the fact it happened was acknowledged by a spacex rep (who also tried to play it up as a good thing that helped them improve their parachute design), streamed on NASA's youtube channel. Also elon's avoided using his own product, whereas this submersible company CEO probably died in his own sub.
He will just get a dude in a submarine suit to demo it. And fans will cheer the innovation
Give it an Atari controller
A powerglove.
It’s baaaad
Kinect
If they'd have modified an old Nokia for a controller then they would've been fine
if they made it out of nokias they would be fine
Me using a second chip to retrieve the first chip that broke in the salsa bowl
“sketchy titanic sub thing” 😂😂
That's the only appropriate description of that absolute calamity of engineering
It was controlled by a gaming controller from 2004 or something so it’s not a bad description
Time for the real Boaty McBoatface to shine? Would probably be one of the best headlines ever written!
Throwing your shoe to get your other shoe out of a tree Works every time
Hey look, how I play disc golf is none of your business But uhh can I borrow one of your shoes to get mine back?
Send it with Bezos this time
And musk. I will accept nothing less.
Just send a continuous line of billionaires and their heirs in increasingly sketchy submarines.
The final versions of the sub will just be their legs chained to a boulder dropped into the sea
I think we might be onto something here.
I know an old lady who swallowed a fly…
Rip to those five guys though.
I honestly don't feel bad for the sub company CEO who is onboard. He made his bed when he decided that safety and using industry-standard parts and following industry-standard safety regulations was a bad idea. He even fired one of his high ranking engineers when they told him it was unsafe. The other 4 he tricked into thinking this thing was safe, though... especially the teenager and the Titanic historian.
Mfs got what he ask for, but he bring a teenager along with him...which sucks to say the least.
Probably too late
So what, just find a couple more billionaires to look for the wreckage.
Is this the beginning of wealth redistribution?
It doesn’t even have windows. How were they seeing the titanic!?
A single tiny window while they poop and tv screens
It has a small circular viewport at the front, which I believe is one of the main causes for concern because it is not rated for the depth of the Titanic.
Can we put more billionaires on it!?
yeah and put Elon with some other stupid Billionaires on that one😂
Only if we can add more billionaires and crazy CEOs lol
Looks like a hot water heater
Just hold a big rock. If anything goes wrong you will drop the rock and float up to safety.
Why navy can’t help them?
Navy is under funded due to tax breaks for the rich.
For real?
Fo sho fo sho
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should
Where Elon with his cave submersible?
Context ?
Five billionaires decided to ride a project made from cardboard and spit down to the original Titanic crash site. Currently lost and or dead down there. https://www.cnn.com/americas/live-news/titanic-missing-sub-oceangate-06-21-23/index.html?tab=all (CNN has more information past the live updates I linked)
Probably the most important thing is that they completely ignored the fact that the glass was not at all meant to survive in those depths. Like its over 2000 feet too deep. Oh, and the company CEO is in there.
Yep, fucking terrifying and unlocked a new fear for me. For being that idiotic and the deep sea lmao
The good thing you have to think about, you probably won't ever be wealthy enough to be on such a trip 🥴
A former employee warned the company of the problem with the glass and he was fired. I don’t wish anyone dead, but the CEO kinda had this coming after firing the employee.
Don't forget that the CEO openly said in a news interview that safety regulations are for the birds, and just add unnecessary costs. I don't feel bad for him getting what was coming to him. I do feel bad for his passengers, who ate up his snake oil and trusted him that it was a good idea. Especially the teenager and the Titanic historian that are trapped in there.
Also the thing is bolted shut and can only be opened from the outside, so even if they are at the surface they’re still very likely completely fucked.
2 billionaires, the most respected and knowledgable Titanic researcher in the world who has been down there many times, a child, and the CEO.
James Cameron was on there?
Only if they put 5 more billionaires in it.
This thing is so ass. Man charges 250k per person and this is it? All passengers are stupid . The billionaire could have made his own damn sub and been fine.
This shouldn’t be this funny but it is 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
fill it with even more millionaires
I support this if they crew it with more rich people.
Send in another billionaire. I pick Elon.
Can we fill another sub with billionaires and send ‘em down on a rescue mission?
Fools & their money
Where's fucking Elon with his unwanted submarine now? Send that cunt in.
Sketchy? That thing? Nah...... haha. Seriously who's idea was it to USE A CONTROLLER TO CONTROL IT. I mean sure, But... Only later are we gonna find out that the controller's battery died and now they're stuck and dead.
Somebody can pass me the companie names wath the billionares owned or held a considareble share in them ?
Where is Thunderbird 4 when it's needed?
not sure how its a story at all. biilionaire on board. obvious murder
Lets keep making them and sending billionaires down to rescue the other ones until they rescue them all or run out of billionaires.
Ahh is this how we get rid of the rich?
can we fill it with more billionaires? I know we shouldn't chuck trash in the ocean but think of all the good we could do with their money
As long as it's filled with Billionaires I'm for funding this .
Petition: Send Jeff Bezos in the second sub rescue mission
Naw they dead lets just pretend it never happened and move on
room for 1 more wealthy American at the back
Yes! Let's send another!
And put more billionaires on it
Someone make it an actual petition, I’ll sign it
Only if musk and bezos personally man the trip
Let's fill this one full of more rich cunts lol
Got double down and put a billionaire on it.
And put all the billionaires on it
Only if its filled with more rich people
With even more millionaires
If only we had some good guys with sketchy submersibles, this wouldn’t have happened.
The titan is the Iron Lung from Iron Lung
And put more billionaires in it When that one fails, make a third Keep putting billionaires in them 👀
Let’s load this one full of billionaires too
This time put more billionaires on it!
Fill it with a few more billionairs.
put 2 or 3 billionaires in this one
Fill it with billionaires too
And ask Elon Musk to get in that second sub.
We won't ask. He'll be a tribute for the Underwater Hunger Games.
And put more billionaires on board.
The perfect example of fuck arond and find out
Send Elon next🤣
the best part is real sonar as soon as anything gets near its microwaves them
well who is paying for all this? did I hear the rich folks family say they will kick in? crickets.
put more billionaires on it and we have a deal
Elon should be the pilot
Wherever is Melon Husk and his sketch cave submarine?
Send in some more sketchy billionaires to bring the sub out.
Those poor people.
Put some more of the “smartest” billionaires in it too plisssssss.
I'm surprised Elon isn't dangling one over their heads to save the day!
Save us elon. /s
Make sure it's piloted by the wealthiest guy out there
I can only imagine the conversations they had. I bet money was offered to get them back to the surface.
How has Elon not sent one of his subs yet?
only if its loaded up with even more billionaires on board
Preferably fill this one with billionaires too, to control it you can use my Nintendo Switch Joy Cons
Make sure the second one is also full of billionaires.
And fill it exclusively with billionaires this time.
And put some more billionaires in it while your at it
As long as we pack it with a few more disposable billionaires, sure.