FR, i’ve never had to do this during a shower thank god but one of the things i hated about swimming was going to the bathroom afterwards, especially having to put wet clothes back on after you just did your business. I guess it just freaks the mind out into going ‘wtf why are we still wet down there?’
Also the toilet paper, it was never designed for such catastrophic circumstance.
^^^^^Be ^^^^^picking ^^^^^lil ^^^^^toilet ^^^^^paper ^^^^^sausages ^^^^^out ^^^^^my ^^^^^ass ^^^^^hair ^^^^^for ^^^^^days ^^^^^after.
Oh for real, not to mention the public toilet’s tp is usually 1ply or completely empty. Not to mention the seat is already wet from other people using it after a swim.
You know thats probably why i don’t like swimming much anymore, the horrors of using the nearby public toilets outweigh the benefits of swimming for me.
If I recall from experience… well it’s because you’re feeling vulnerable in an rushed pooping experience while also in a impeccably clean state compared to any other time of the day. You can just feel every different spec of dirty on that seat.
I totally disagree, I think its the most relaxing shit ever. No need to wipe or anything and your asshole actually feels clean when you leave the bathroom.
You know if you spread your butt cheeks far enough you wouldn’t even have to wipe and your ass stays clean all the time. It’s a clean cut if you still have a sharp blade If you know what I mean
I saw on a doctor show that that was a good thing. Maybe I missed the dehydrated part; but it was about how much fiber and healthy foods you’re in taking to solidify it. They mentioned since tp is relatively still new, it was sensible for diets to be balanced to prevent wiping. I though piss was the sign of dehydration?
Yeah that's the usual story. Got violently, feverishly ill once, and had a strange compulsion to go shower.
I didn't try to flex, fart, or otherwise strain. I just... expunged. Didn't even notice until it was already happening, by sight.
I think some subconscious animal part of my brain just didn't want me to shit the bed.
Honestly all the people berating you for this is unfair. It's not the end of the world. I've done it and I'm sure thousands of other people in this sub have also done it.
Had seriously bad food poisoning that lasted for a week and half and ended up putting me in an emergency room. Absolutely shit and threw up, it's just easier when it's coming out both ends and its all practically water.
"WaFfLe-StOmP iT!"
No, that's how you clog your pipes.
Everyone with even half a brain knows you're supposed to shit into your hand, gently toss it into the toilet from your shower while shouting "Kobe!", rinse your hand off while still in the shower, then flush it once you get out of the shower while you're drying off.
Amateurs.
Hate to give ya bad news, but I think most people wash their ass in a shower or tub. Gonna get fecal matter there either way. I was also referred to the fact that the drains can get clogged which is usually from hair over time or other crud which may not be poop. Sand being a common issue. A plunger can open the drains back up just like a clogged toilet.
The pipes don't push enough water to send it...theres hair down there that's gonna have to get snaked eventually. You've seen the infomercials with the giant clump of mystery yarn pulled out of the drain. And you are telling me you are confident enough in your pipes sending that shit all the way down the line?
You can unscrew the little grate thing on the drain, keep it there for normal use but in an emergency it’s easy to move out the way and just squat and go all the way into the drain. Pour some bleach down that baby and no one will know.
For me I will wait a few hours to poop before I go into the shower never poop even if I have pooped in a few days, go shower, then immediately after have to poop.
My toilet and shower are in the same tiled room, so I can do this on purpose and still stay comfy. Also the toilet is much easier to clean.
BEHOLD MY POWER
Sometimes I appreciate how open Reddit is to discussing literally everything. Reddit is the only place where I think I'll read a post and comments about relatable shitting breaks during your shower
Not even a shower, but a bath.
One second, I'm relaxing in some hot water. Next second, I'm freezing my nonexistent jinglebells of just trying to get the expired molten brown water outta my asshole
Why is pooping when you are wet on a toilet the worst feeling ever?
Naked wet pooping or naked wet socks - who you takin
my life
The only correct answer
Why choose? Do both. I ain't pooping barefoot.
Just one sock
Both, just take your heels out for grip
Socks all day of the week
FR, i’ve never had to do this during a shower thank god but one of the things i hated about swimming was going to the bathroom afterwards, especially having to put wet clothes back on after you just did your business. I guess it just freaks the mind out into going ‘wtf why are we still wet down there?’
Also the toilet paper, it was never designed for such catastrophic circumstance. ^^^^^Be ^^^^^picking ^^^^^lil ^^^^^toilet ^^^^^paper ^^^^^sausages ^^^^^out ^^^^^my ^^^^^ass ^^^^^hair ^^^^^for ^^^^^days ^^^^^after.
Oh for real, not to mention the public toilet’s tp is usually 1ply or completely empty. Not to mention the seat is already wet from other people using it after a swim. You know thats probably why i don’t like swimming much anymore, the horrors of using the nearby public toilets outweigh the benefits of swimming for me.
If I recall from experience… well it’s because you’re feeling vulnerable in an rushed pooping experience while also in a impeccably clean state compared to any other time of the day. You can just feel every different spec of dirty on that seat.
Also wet and cold.
Because you only do it when something is going very, very wrong.
It’s humiliating
We do it because it's better than the alternative, which is pooping right after drying off and then having to re-shower.
Bro if you need to take a whole ass shower after just taking a dump then you either need to reevaluate your wiping technique or see a doctor hahahah
i feel Like being Tortured would be worse . just My opinion
I totally disagree, I think its the most relaxing shit ever. No need to wipe or anything and your asshole actually feels clean when you leave the bathroom.
Would you rather be waffle stomping a bad decision down the drain?
Just shit in the shower man…
You feel how fucking dirty that seat is too
"for once, my ass is cleaning the seat"
with scrubbing buttholes!
Giddyup 409
Fabulasshole
Still Better than going to chipotle
everyone doesnt just waffle stomp that shit down the drain? interesting
Just because "waffle stomp" sounds cool doesn't mean it's a cool thing to do
The worst is pooping after you showered
Same like couldn't it have been before why I gotta be dirty again
Skill Issue
Lmaoo
Get a bidet and never have a dirty ass again.
I am a daily bidet user
Glad you’re shitting everyday
I use a bidet daily whether I need it or not.
A "bidetly" if you will.
Or use baby wipes. I get the no name 3 pack for $10
Just don't flush them. They clog the sewerage system.
Yes I'm aware. Even the ones that are labeled as flushable actually aren't. Learned that the hard way
So you put your underwear and pants back on with a wet ass after using a bidet? Wet slightly less shitty ass?
thats what the tp is for you barbarian
It's French
> Same like couldn't it have been before why I gotta be dirty again How are you shitting where it's a general cleanliness issue for you????
It's not I'm just saying it would've been nicer to shit before the shower rather than after
It's not an issue, it's just that pooping within an hour or so of having showered just feels wrong. Even with a bidet.
Exactly
Just gotta make it a routine: Wake up and turn on kettle. Poop and read reddit. Shower. Make coffee while getting dressed. Walk to work.
The problem with me is that I’ll need to poop again after the coffee/getting dressed.
Yeah me too. I usually poop twice especially when I eat breakfast, even if it’s just coffee or tea.
My body is programmed to use the restroom after waking up and moving for a bit.
LPT: Poop and read Reddit at work, on the clock.
I have the same issue. I'm an ass. After Shower Shitter
Username checks out.
Bidets are like 25 bucks my man.
If it's right after and I'm still naked I'll jump back in and wash my ass.
That's an immediate second shower for me. No way I'm getting the most dirty immediately after being at my most clean.
There's something about being naked and close to a toilet that just makes ya need to.... I always poop pre shower. That way my ass is clean after.
You know if you spread your butt cheeks far enough you wouldn’t even have to wipe and your ass stays clean all the time. It’s a clean cut if you still have a sharp blade If you know what I mean
Depends on the poop consistency. If you wipe after a poop and there is nothing on the tp you are dehydrated
I saw on a doctor show that that was a good thing. Maybe I missed the dehydrated part; but it was about how much fiber and healthy foods you’re in taking to solidify it. They mentioned since tp is relatively still new, it was sensible for diets to be balanced to prevent wiping. I though piss was the sign of dehydration?
The more you know...
I am not afraid to say, I have had the dishonor of making it all go down the shower drain...in my defense...I was sick and it was in no way solid.
Classic waffle stompin, eh?
It was close to waffle batter.
I miss the good old times when I haven’t read this comment.
If it makes you feel better, it was the most watery batter imaginable.
That don’t help💀
You're welcome.
Also happy cake day
Thank you, and happy loss of a little more innocence day.
Cake batter consistency, makes you wonder if you added flour and eggs to it you could make a poop cake.
I imagine his shit pooled up on the floor and looked like a cake.
Aw hell naw I’m already sick don’t make me puke again.
Holy shit I’m dying
From diarrhea?
Yeah sure 🍑💨💩
I have a better story for you.
NO
Sure, it’s not like I regret having eyes anyway
I didn't think I'd be thinking about shit waffles today, but here we are
This is the worst thing I’ve seen on the internet it a while so thanks for that
You didn't need to admit this
Welcome to the anonymity of reddit
Not even waterboarding would get this out of me
It felt like waterboarding TBH.
Out of here. OUT.
IT'S ALL PIPES!
Yeah that's the usual story. Got violently, feverishly ill once, and had a strange compulsion to go shower. I didn't try to flex, fart, or otherwise strain. I just... expunged. Didn't even notice until it was already happening, by sight. I think some subconscious animal part of my brain just didn't want me to shit the bed.
Thank you for sharing your story and I honor your journey
And once it start, you really just stop caring and let it happen.
Honestly all the people berating you for this is unfair. It's not the end of the world. I've done it and I'm sure thousands of other people in this sub have also done it.
Had seriously bad food poisoning that lasted for a week and half and ended up putting me in an emergency room. Absolutely shit and threw up, it's just easier when it's coming out both ends and its all practically water.
No one is really berating them. Peps just playing
r/Wafflestomp
Did you have to heel any of it down the drain like Kelly Clarkson?
The Pipes go DIFFERENT places Jerry!
It’s all pipes ! - George Costanza - Joe List
The internet is a series of tubes
Bro that’s ME IRL!
Waffle stomp, ACTIVATE !
I thought it was a colossal titan cosplay
"WaFfLe-StOmP iT!" No, that's how you clog your pipes. Everyone with even half a brain knows you're supposed to shit into your hand, gently toss it into the toilet from your shower while shouting "Kobe!", rinse your hand off while still in the shower, then flush it once you get out of the shower while you're drying off. Amateurs.
Correction, whispering “Kobe”
Plungers work on shower drains too!
This is disgusting. This is why I won't ever take a bath in a tub unless its in a house built from scratch that i know has never been pooped in.
Hate to give ya bad news, but I think most people wash their ass in a shower or tub. Gonna get fecal matter there either way. I was also referred to the fact that the drains can get clogged which is usually from hair over time or other crud which may not be poop. Sand being a common issue. A plunger can open the drains back up just like a clogged toilet.
Fecal matter, not fecal mass. A whole clump of poop is a different story for me...
A whole clump of poop washed down leaves less fecal matter then one unwashed butt on a towel. This is why we have bleach and scrubbers.
[Ah yes, the original poop in shower guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/s/1UXIRaA4Fa)
Slidey toilet seat poop.
You guys don't take a shit before taking a bath?
Why not save the shit for a bath? It’s something fun to play with (i regret ever having consciousness)
Lord hav mersay
Yall unable to hold it for like 5 minutes?
Just wafflestomp it
Based on these comments I'm 1 of the lucky few who has never experienced this.
Lol no lie many a time have I had to turn the water off right when it's hot over some boo boo😂
He was in the middle of shower sex
Oh wise man of the soapy and shitty throne, share us your wisdom.
"shit before you get into the shower"
Ngl done this a few times
Even worse when your toilet and bathroom are separated. So you gave to run from room to room
Why is someone taking a photo.
Right? Like who heard this guy hop out of the shower for a dookie and decided to grab a quick pic
I hate that it's totally what I've done. On multiple occasions.
Fake - no phone in his hand.
Trying farting in a hot shower. Something with the steam and the fart causes an even rankier stench
The guy is going to weigh himself before and after taking a dump.
Literally my husband. Sometimes I go in after him and the toilet seat has water and hairs on it 🫠
"goddamn taco bell wont even wait til outta the goddamn shower!"
I'm not even gonna say what I do when that happens... But the waffle stomp has happened on a rare and horrible occasion.
The pipes don't push enough water to send it...theres hair down there that's gonna have to get snaked eventually. You've seen the infomercials with the giant clump of mystery yarn pulled out of the drain. And you are telling me you are confident enough in your pipes sending that shit all the way down the line?
Please people, stop posting pictures of people on the toilet unless you are in a subreddit for that kinda stuff. It's just weird
Also maybe mark it as nsfw...
Is that a weighing scale ?
Whenever. Wherever. A hero always answers the call of doody.
Who is clicking the photo 🙄
I farted once in the shower and a little squirt came out so I squirted the rest down the drain and cleaned my ass afterwards
Hahaha I love how everyone can relate 😂😂
F that. I ain’t getting out. Waffle stomp that shit!
Am I the only one that just lets it rip in the shower?
This is way funnier than it should be 😂
You can unscrew the little grate thing on the drain, keep it there for normal use but in an emergency it’s easy to move out the way and just squat and go all the way into the drain. Pour some bleach down that baby and no one will know.
Bro just get out and sit on the toilet at that point. Shit
Is that Nick Polom?
I hope all these 'waffle stomp' comments are sarcastic, geez
I know right? You can catch it in your hand and throw it into the bowl without needing to dirty your feet smh
i can't take that shit anymore 😂😁
So? Why is he on the toilet then?
People get out of the shower?
There is a drain in the shower too
I stared at this pic for like a good 10 seconds in confusion. THEN IT TOOK ME THE FUCK OUT
real man doing it right in a shower
And then the seats all wet?
I gotta give you a downvote for naked child on a toilet but I hear you
Ngl it’s like 4 in the morning and I just scrolled past this and thought it was a flayed body taking a poo.
For me I will wait a few hours to poop before I go into the shower never poop even if I have pooped in a few days, go shower, then immediately after have to poop.
Or when your cheeks be sweaty as hell and you can’t get comfortable for nothing
This why I hate eating or drinking coffee before my shower
The worst is wiping your ass after!
Bro when I'm standing there trying to rinse my ass before I get out.. that's REAL panic
Before I read the caption I thought it was going to say “trying to poop when you have toddlers.”
He got the scale out
My toilet and shower are in the same tiled room, so I can do this on purpose and still stay comfy. Also the toilet is much easier to clean. BEHOLD MY POWER
I'm gonna be real I thought this was someone with no skin
Who is taking a photo of your naked soapy azz?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Time to unleash the ‘ol waffle stomp!
Try wiping with a wet soapy hand?
Nah just wafflestomp the turd down the drain
Just shit in the shower, are you stupid?
How do I get my soap to lather like this??
just shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain with your foot.
*"I got a pre·mo·ni·tion that it was a pooppie time"*
Why bother…… Eh nvm.
Just stomp it down the drain like the rest of us.
Jidion
Mash Potato Mash Potato
the moment u feel clean and gross at the same time
No fun on a wet seat either, slippage, need traction control.
I hate this. Its so weird
Been there done that. I can relate. It's peaceful and much reflection can be done about life.
Waffle stomp!!
Who took that picture?
Sometimes I appreciate how open Reddit is to discussing literally everything. Reddit is the only place where I think I'll read a post and comments about relatable shitting breaks during your shower
You know the wrong move and your slippery ass is going through the seats hole
Not even a shower, but a bath. One second, I'm relaxing in some hot water. Next second, I'm freezing my nonexistent jinglebells of just trying to get the expired molten brown water outta my asshole
Shooping