"No no of cause not, she did not have that perfect look in her eyes that makes you so beautiful to me." He said while thinking of the last time that she wacked him with her slipper.
"Come on, dear. You know that's not fair. Men see a total of seven colours. Eight, maybe. I know there's black and white there, but the iris is just... *Chefs kiss* You know?"
Kids think we make lame joke because being old is lame.
But age has nothing to do with it. It's just the absurdity of 10 years of married life, at any age, that makes most men into jokesters.
>"Never put it \[here\]!"/"Why didn't you just put it \[here\]?" in the same week.
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>"it's behind the door!" Like we have one door in the house.
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>"Did you take out the trash??" trashcan is literally empty.
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>etcetcetc
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>Grandpa Simpsons: "AND IT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU!"
At the end of the day, only dadjokes allow you to get away with pointing out the absurdity, WITHOUT getting into a tiresome and pointless fight, that you can only win when she starts crying (meaning you also lost).
Remember this post in 20 years, if you're not alone
>inb4 "big IF"
>“No, tell me seriously, was she hot?”
"I didn't look **that** carefully, love. I said 'she looks exactly like you' because I thought it was you from the back. I was about to call her out, then realized it wasn't you, just same haircut and same clothing."
Anything aggressive, she answers after that, I will ask her if she's looking to start a fight, and to remember that if she starts it, she's the one responsible.
That generally scares most women into being passive aggressive (which grants some silence at least)
Then you should know these people are in hell hole relationships or in the same boat as you. If I told my girlfriend I saw someone hot at the store she'd be asking me about their boobs. I'd answer honestly.
You can glance at people without staring and turning your eyes into makeshift microscopes lol
You can see someone out of the corner of your eye and think they look similar to a person you know, then you continue on with your day
Or you can do what I do, wave them down or call out their name, and as they get closer realise that they’re a totally different person and find a way to exit the situation as fast as possible.
It's just a bit. I doubt most of the people making these jokes are even married. For some reason boomer "I hate my wife" jokes are still around even though the art form hadn't seen any major innovations since Rodney Dangerfield
"when i told you about that woman at the store. i didnt notice any woman, i just was thinking about you there because i missed you, and now i wanted to make conversation but didnt know what to say. it was more of a hypothetical event, and now im here and i love you. btw the dishes wont clean themself"
"I felt being more specific would be redundant because you're obviously prettier. I didn't want to put the other girl down too much because I felt bad."
I think the best answer in this situation would be "Not quite as hot." It implies the stranger's hotness approaches, but does not exceed, the wife's hotness.
I mean if your ship is actively sinking, wouldn’t heading toward land indeed be a good move?
Personally I’d rather my boat *not* sink and leave me stranded several miles from shore.
This is the correct answer. When they ask 'gotcha' questions, burn it all down with a bottle of tequila in one hand and a giant extended middle finger in the other.
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This one is easy, there are several different ways to go about it as well. "Not as hot as you" for example, if your girlfriend is more the happy laughing easy going kind of gal, you could say "you know i would had hit on her, but im already in a relationship"
Or "im married i cant go and hit on other women how the hell would that look like?"
I did this recently and fucked up. I sent my husband a picture of this dude at Costco who looked identical to him except he, the stranger, had white hair and long beard instead of reddish/blonde. And I said the dude was hot. _Not_ well received, silent treatment for a bit.
Seriously, why the hell is this sort of thing a meme? Why are so many partners so uptight and jealous they can't stand the thought of their partner finding someone else physically attractive?
Yeah this thread is depressing, do straights not point out people they find attractive to their partner? I hope most of these comments are just jokes lol.
We don't have to make anything up. My ex once got upset with me for using the wrong slag term for eating. It's difficult to translate, but imagine I said "let's get some chow". Yeah. I just stared in disbelief.
Hell, I wouldn't make something like that up because it's too petty to sound real. But of course reality is under no obligation to seem realistic.
FYI a good amount of women don’t want to hear their SO mentioning another woman period. Most are polite enough to just nod and leave it alone.
But if your wife is constantly picking fights like this they suck anyway.
"I said she looked just like you didn't I?"
"so you thought she was hot"
"yes I think you're hot"
"so you think that other bitch is hot?"
"No no of cause not, she did not have that perfect look in her eyes that makes you so beautiful to me." He said while thinking of the last time that she wacked him with her slipper.
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"Seven"
🤣
"Now you are laughing?!"
You can't name a baby Seven
Clearly you've never met six.
No but I've met nine and they're kinda similar
It’s perfect for either a boy or girl!
I don't see colour, you know I'm not racist
Happy cake day!
"Gorgeous"
"Come on, dear. You know that's not fair. Men see a total of seven colours. Eight, maybe. I know there's black and white there, but the iris is just... *Chefs kiss* You know?"
"Ow baby, you know, let's go out"
"Mostly white"
You look in her eyes?
So it was her body that looked like me huh.... Noted
"I would like to use my right and plead the 5th."
"Yeah you'll be using your right tonight"
Savage
“And the 2nd”
Only if she gets to the gun safe first. Hide your backups boys!
best answer
he can high-five himself while sleeping on the couch for that best answer
"No no no, you are hot. The other bitch isn't hot"
but you said she looks like me now you think im ugly 😂
one week later: "hey why are you so silent? are you still thinking about that bitch at the store?"
"So, are you checking her out?"
Yeah and I want a divorce
"yes I think you're a bitch"
😂😂😂 hope you gotta good duck and weave method
"Uh, no I guess?" "But I look like a bitch?!" "What? No, you're the one who called her a bitch." "Why are you defending her?!" "Jesus christ wtf?!"
Yes. And way more fuckable.
I just simply wouldnt be with a person like this anyway
"No more than your sisters or your mother" - famous last words
"I dunno, do you think you're ugly to me?"
Great reply
Did I stutter?
They were in the freezer section, so it's hard to tell.
Ok dad
The only thing that stops mom energy is dad energy
Kids think we make lame joke because being old is lame. But age has nothing to do with it. It's just the absurdity of 10 years of married life, at any age, that makes most men into jokesters. >"Never put it \[here\]!"/"Why didn't you just put it \[here\]?" in the same week. > >"it's behind the door!" Like we have one door in the house. > >"Did you take out the trash??" trashcan is literally empty. > >etcetcetc > >Grandpa Simpsons: "AND IT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU!" At the end of the day, only dadjokes allow you to get away with pointing out the absurdity, WITHOUT getting into a tiresome and pointless fight, that you can only win when she starts crying (meaning you also lost). Remember this post in 20 years, if you're not alone >inb4 "big IF"
big IF
Only answer that could work
Not really! “No, tell me seriously, was she hot?”
Yes that’s a problem but at least with this answer you gained a few seconds
>“No, tell me seriously, was she hot?” "I didn't look **that** carefully, love. I said 'she looks exactly like you' because I thought it was you from the back. I was about to call her out, then realized it wasn't you, just same haircut and same clothing." Anything aggressive, she answers after that, I will ask her if she's looking to start a fight, and to remember that if she starts it, she's the one responsible. That generally scares most women into being passive aggressive (which grants some silence at least)
“I dunno, I didn’t look at her that closely”
The only man that’s having a peaceful evening.
“Not as hot as you”
"As me? So you mean she was hot in some terms!"
Boom, that was my first thought. Correct answer.
A wise man would have never mentioned the lady.
Bro Is making his marriage work till the next ice age, shit thats a 2000 IQ.
The smart thing to do is not bring that shit up!
This fella's a pro
I literally have never been in any romantic relationship or have even tried to initiate one whatsoever.
Well when you do you're gonna be excellent at it
If. Ace people exist.
Asexual people still have romantic relationships
Then you should know these people are in hell hole relationships or in the same boat as you. If I told my girlfriend I saw someone hot at the store she'd be asking me about their boobs. I'd answer honestly.
"looks just like you" "didn't look at her that closely" ???
You can glance at people without staring and turning your eyes into makeshift microscopes lol You can see someone out of the corner of your eye and think they look similar to a person you know, then you continue on with your day
Or you can do what I do, wave them down or call out their name, and as they get closer realise that they’re a totally different person and find a way to exit the situation as fast as possible.
If only we could come up with this on the spot. This is a 3 day later shower realization
"so if you looked closer you would have thought she was hot"
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It's just a bit. I doubt most of the people making these jokes are even married. For some reason boomer "I hate my wife" jokes are still around even though the art form hadn't seen any major innovations since Rodney Dangerfield
I mean surely those jokes come from reality somewhere…
In all honesty this question alone would be grounds for a breakup for me I just wanted to play along in the hypothetical
"Less hot then you"
"So not just like me, then."
"A toned down version of you is more accurate"
"So you lied to me?"
"Not intentionally, I was mistaken."
"when else have you unintentionally lied to me? I promise I won't get mad"
"when i told you about that woman at the store. i didnt notice any woman, i just was thinking about you there because i missed you, and now i wanted to make conversation but didnt know what to say. it was more of a hypothetical event, and now im here and i love you. btw the dishes wont clean themself"
"I felt being more specific would be redundant because you're obviously prettier. I didn't want to put the other girl down too much because I felt bad."
“Why do you care so much about what other women think about you? Planning your backup?”
"Come on, hun. Wasn't me being considerate the reason you fell for me in the first place? There is obviously no one else, don't you trust me?"
I think we should break up.
"Youre saying she was toned? You're calling me fat?"
"Is an orange more toned than an apple?" Only Buddhist level philosophy can save this now.
“listen……bitch. Don’t make me become an alcoholic”
“Yes. Suffer.”
“I’ve been suffering ever since I married your fat ass”
"Just you from Wish.com"
I think the best answer in this situation would be "Not quite as hot." It implies the stranger's hotness approaches, but does not exceed, the wife's hotness.
Close, it’s “not nearly as hot as you, smoke muffins”
Than
The correct answer
As a woman this is the best one by far
Only correct answer: “yeah but she didn’t give head as well as you”
Absolute mad lad! Just go for it. Crash the plane with no survivors.
/r/baneposting
You’re a big guy.
#UUUU
Tbf, if that's the kinda relationship you've both cultivated then leaving (in style otherwise) is best for you both lmao
So when in a sinking ship, head towards the giant spinning light at full speed. Got it!
I mean if your ship is actively sinking, wouldn’t heading toward land indeed be a good move? Personally I’d rather my boat *not* sink and leave me stranded several miles from shore.
I mean, lighthouses aren't exactly docks... They tend to be there to say "This is a cliff face. We will fuck you up."
“Didn’t really pay attention, was too busy thinking about you”
It was this moment he knew he fucked up
Only if you're married to a psycho.
“Well yeah, she looked *just* like you!”
She's concerned because he found the skin crawler
She wasn’t as skinny as you
So I look fat?
Yes.
This is the correct answer. When they ask 'gotcha' questions, burn it all down with a bottle of tequila in one hand and a giant extended middle finger in the other.
Famous last words
Only at first glance
"she was like a copy of an original work of art... , I'll take you any day, babe."
W answer
What the “w” means?
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Thanks! So assume it’s common? First time see it.
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Wow. Everyday you learn something new. Apreciate you made some time for elaborate.
This is really cute you didn't know
Jajaja. Maybe because I’m an old guy. And also don’t speak/write english in a proper way and a on a daily basis. But thanks?
I was thinking "She didn't have your laugh/smile/charisma/spirit," but I concede that calling her a forgery of a masterwork is the best answer.
Yep, 10/10 I would feel flattered plus laugh for the exaggerated metaphor.
"you didnt say who youd take any night. what is her name?"
"If you really think that hotness is based on looks, then why the fuck did you choose me?"
The very best reply to a loaded question; a loaded answer
Nice
Aaaw, the classic "Start an argument over my own insecurities and overthinking". Love it
Sorry not sorry
I scored the big jackpot and can tell my wife other women are hot. She knows I'm not going anywhere lol
Fake. Men don't go to the store.
Fake. Men don’t talk to their wives
Fake. Men don't talk
Fake. Men don't
Fake Men.
Fake.
F
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-F
-Fake
I think those are called women
And women aren't real. Whats your point?
Maybe that’s why dad hasn’t returned with the milk yet
This one is easy, there are several different ways to go about it as well. "Not as hot as you" for example, if your girlfriend is more the happy laughing easy going kind of gal, you could say "you know i would had hit on her, but im already in a relationship" Or "im married i cant go and hit on other women how the hell would that look like?"
“Not as hot as you” is the easier way out, I feel like the combination of looking like you but not as hot would make any woman smile
No Matter what you answer you are fucked
"Her looks were the same, but no soul will ever compare to yours"
Damn an answer i couldn't think of. Good shit
Edit replied to wrong person. Oops, my bad.
Maybe don't date psychotic people?
The actual correct answer is to playfully and mischievously say, "Yeah. She was hot. What are you going to do about it?"
Just say "nah not really" and refuse to elaborate. Don't play along with this bullshit. Massive red flag.
I did this recently and fucked up. I sent my husband a picture of this dude at Costco who looked identical to him except he, the stranger, had white hair and long beard instead of reddish/blonde. And I said the dude was hot. _Not_ well received, silent treatment for a bit.
Nothing a good sloppy head won't fix
Or the clasical "i'm sorry" with ..... I forgot how that thing Is called, but the point Is bare breast and food all over them
Unforgivable.
This is some r/AreTheStraightsOkay material here.
Seriously, why the hell is this sort of thing a meme? Why are so many partners so uptight and jealous they can't stand the thought of their partner finding someone else physically attractive?
“Not as hot as you” see, that wasn’t hard
I do not envy the straights
Glad I found the one safe haven in this comment section lol
I'll go even further and say I don't envy people with relationships I know it sounds weird but it's true
I do, just not the idiots that date other idiots.
Yeah this thread is depressing, do straights not point out people they find attractive to their partner? I hope most of these comments are just jokes lol.
I can’t tell if they’re constantly having petty fights, or if men just make up these scenarios to get mad at women.
You think some people, women in this case, don’t do this?
I don’t know, I’ve never dated a woman. Do they constantly pick fights with men over nonsense as much as redditors say they do?
Yeah usually. Of course lots don’t, but the lion share do
Some do love to ask questions whose answers they don’t want to hear, yeah. It’s not always *evil man plotting against a poor woman*.
Sounds terrible. Quick Q, are you a man or a woman?
We don't have to make anything up. My ex once got upset with me for using the wrong slag term for eating. It's difficult to translate, but imagine I said "let's get some chow". Yeah. I just stared in disbelief. Hell, I wouldn't make something like that up because it's too petty to sound real. But of course reality is under no obligation to seem realistic.
I can see why others would say she’s hot
i’d like to second u/Korblox101‘s ‘idk, i didn’t look at her that closely’ idea. it seems like the only way to get out of this situation.
You could’ve just replied, but thanks for the mention, I guess.
My wife once asked me what a loaded question was and I used this exact thing as an example.
"Not as hot as you, dear." 👍
"Not as good as you. She looked almost exactly like you, but tge uncanny valley effect made her look... Wrong."
"Not really. That's the only reason I knew it wasn't you"
That's why you say "I saw someone who looked just like you, but not as hot/pretty/sexy/cute"
"I said she reminded me of you didn't I? Of course"
a real chad acknowledges that more than 1 person can be hot but they fell for the person which includes way more than just their looks
Damned if he does, damned if he doesn't.
It's a trap!
"She was the wish.com version of you"
"No, because I could see that her soul was awful while yours is the reason I love you."
FYI a good amount of women don’t want to hear their SO mentioning another woman period. Most are polite enough to just nod and leave it alone. But if your wife is constantly picking fights like this they suck anyway.
Guys, remember, the right answer is: almost as hot as you are
There's no right answer. Yes means you think another woman is hot. No means your wife isn't hot...
They love asking questions they don't want the answer to.