same reason you're walkin' around in the woods!

You're also a sad boy trying to connect with nature or get killed by a bear, whichever comes first?

Are those not the same thing?

Unlikely as the chances of two serial killer looking for victims in the same wood is astronomical.

But there is a chance

Robot Prince of Auchtertool Over thy robot kingdom rule Electronic lord of war Destined to reign forever more Robot Prince of Auchtertool Over thy robot kingdom rule Electronic lord of war Destined to reign forever more

I got stabbed dog, I’m dead

Knife of evil is too great Prince of the robots meets his fate Auchtertool no longer fight Killed by the wizard lord this night

In the german version of the office, the boss said something like -when a wolf meets another wolf in the forest, its thinking "oh, another wolf"...when a man meets another man he is thinking "oh damn, a murderer"-

And people said the Germans are not a funny group of people

You say "were" like they're not around anymore lmao

My bad. Corrected. Jeez, look at the grammar Nazi over here. Oh wait

I think I'm going to start cryptically referring to random large groups of people in past tense from now on

Dude 🥇

Why is that lady in the woods, hanging out with a bear.

Felt safer

"Serial killer: I'm just out looking for a good spot to dump the body bro"

they must be a serial killer or something

The odds of two serial killers being in the same woods at the same time are astronomical

nah, me and my partn

r/redditsniper

It’s related to being stuck in traffic and wondering why all these other people are out on the road…

Not THE road, MY road.

"y'all should be fucking home right now" -me while I'm heading to work

This is a fake tweet I made inspired by [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/18ngcf6/meirl/).

Fake a tweet? Seems easier to just tweet that. There’s little barrier to entry to tweet

I deleted my twitter a while back, more of a hassle to create a new account than use a generator.

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A hit of x probably does inspire thoughts like this.

You made a fake tweet and only gave yourself 21 likes. That's humility right there.

Is this your special bush!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUD71SgdfSE

😂😂

“… Nice pubes.” Always gets me.

Some days i have to get to work really early in the morning. Everybody takes public transport here. So when I get into a mostly full train I'm like: what are you all doing at this ungodly hour. I knoe that *I* have a good reason of course

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Looking for a kick ass hiking stick!

Jerking off onto unsuspecting squirrels?

So did you choose bear in the man vs bear debate?

Something something emotional evolution of our ancestors murdering ppl In woods alone

I don't know why I'm walking around the woods. Lately I just kind of go and do it. Sometimes it's dark and cold when I get back. This is not a joke. I keep doing this. It's been almost daily for several weeks. Maybe I just like walking now for some reason?

Maybe you’re subconsciously cruising for dangerdick?

"I'm here to fight the bear"

If I’m outside I want to be alone. Other dude is just making it awkward for me. Go get your own outdoors to roam in. I call dibs. 

I'm looking for these free bears women keep talking about

Whenever I'm driving at like 1 am and I run into any sort of traffic, I'm like "why are all you weirdos driving this late?"

they must be serial killer..

Cuz I'm a bear.

Idk why people assume that walking in woods is something crazy to do. Do people in america don't do it? Like they don't just go to walk in woods, they don't go searching for mushrooms, don't have people who work by managing and taking care of woods, don't people hunt in woods?

Because at least 2 people chose man instead of bear

Does he have a bear costume?

Perfectly rational. This is how about three dozen Mr. Ballen stories start out.

Am I the only one who's affraid to make people feel uncomfortable when I'm near them in the wild?

Because i'm too drunk.

This is how I feel doing late night snack runs or something and seeing other people out walking or driving

To get away from people.

This happened to me yesterday. Was in a small woodlot that I have never seen anyone else in for over 30 years. I just casually waved at her and she did the same.

This mother fucker dumping a body..talks to myself in head.. tighten up SON! look hard

Yeah like "i have a dog, whats ur excuse?"

Honestly, having social anxiety makes me avoid this. I feel guilty wherever I go alone

i am 6'2 bored man with a massive walking stick, i kind of want them to try something so i can feel alive for once