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ImmaZoni

"You know pop, Stephanie's dad just got his PhD, maybe if you stopped spending all your time with those damn newspapers you'd actually do something with your life!"


HusbandryInHeaven

Newspaper? More like on there phone all the time, they use there phones WAY more than young people now


gointhrou

I can’t have lunch with my mum anymore. I just talk to the back of her phone.


zvug

How the turn tables


Medical_Contract_335

Not only that. Also time to yell at them for not doing them homework. What's more funny is sending them to bed at 8pm lol.


Ancalima_Moon

This is me RN Me: "Mom, you're watching Netflix at 5 a.m??" Mom: "Yeah, I can't sleep" Me:"Mom if you don't turn off the TV you will never sleep" I become my mom's mom


fufurat34

You know its bad when you have to control your parents.


Mundus6

My mother is my only family member except for my 5 month old nephew that doesn't spend 90% of their time on their phone (myself included).


gointhrou

Why though? Like, maybe it’s because I really don’t see the appeal of social media, but what can possibly be so interesting about a picture that Karen took of her burger yesterday? Or the sunset that Garry apparently saw through his phone camera and then spent an hour and a half retouching with a billion filters? What the hell is so goddamn interesting about Facebook or Instagram? I just don’t get it.


omnomguy5

Reddit is social media though 😳


hygsi

For real, my dad used to nag my brother when he first got his phone, how he was messaging people all the time and got super mad if he ever got it out on the table, nowadays he's the one being super rude getting on his phone when people are talking to him and getting it out on the table while he's eating. And he shares "phone bad" stuff all the time lol


aSharkNamedHummus

Same with my dad. My siblings and I, in our teens, were the first in our family to get any smart devices (we all had iPod touches). Whenever we used them, usually for multiplayer games, my dad would point at each of us, and say “iPod, iPod, iPod.” We’d go “So?” And he’d say, “Oh, nothing. Just making a pointless observation.” Eventually my dad got one of his own and was *constantly* on it, at mealtimes, during family gatherings, even during family prayer time. If you’re not familiar with the Catholic rosary, the person leading the prayer is periodically supposed to announce events from the Gospels as something to meditate on before everyone starts praying again. Events are divided up into joyful, sorrowful, and glorious “mysteries.” Each event is announced like “The second joyful mystery is…” One night, we were praying the glorious mysteries of the rosary. My dad goes to announce the first mystery, and, while staring at his iPod, says: “The first glorious email…” at which point my entire family erupted in laughter. My dad looked completely confused and had no idea why we were laughing. He’d been paying so much attention to his device that he hadn’t even heard his own words. We’ve never let him live it down, especially when he gives us crap for using our phones.


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My dad is ALWAYS on TikTok, full volume. Even in public


Jylaaa

Oh, the cringe. 😑


RealMadHouse

My dad sending tiktok links (that I'm not even bothering to open) to me with WhatsApp, the person who i wouldn't see enjoying tiktok crap.


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My dad communicates via 9Gag links these days


ImmaZoni

lol totally true


halloweva

Damn you you made me lose a life on Candy Crush 🍭 Gonna tell my friends on Facebook.


MagisterXII

Because they're too busy taking their glasses off, leaning their head back and squinting. Trying to figure out how to work the damn thing!


jimbojonesFA

My dad also likes to prod aggressively at it with only his index finger. He bought an extra thick screen protector so it barely recognizes touches and just makes the prodding that much worse.


PerfectlyDarkTails

"Get off the YouTube father, you ain't learning shit with all that conspiracy crap"


PUBGM_MightyFine

That's a seemingly universal irony. My parents would incessantly berate us growing up for "wasting time on the computer" and much later phones. Now they're glued to their goddamn phones more than a gen z tiktok addict


silksalmon

The only time my moms not glued to her phone watching Newsmax is when she's telling me about what she watched on Newsmax....


emperorOfTheUniverse

It's different for people who weren't born with internet on screens. You take it for granted if it's always been there. It's magic to anyone who lived before it though. It's up there with the automobile.


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* their


Cayderent

*their


cdank

They need to be held to standard!


0TheNinja0

How to get kicked out from house in 30 seconds - tutorial


ImmaZoni

homelessness, a Speedrun!


24204me

That's cool and all but I need that dress


katubug

So I've never heard of this company but I think I found the dress [here](https://www.chicwish.com/vacay-paradise-gradient-v-neck-maxi-dress.html?gclid=CjwKCAjw-8qVBhANEiwAfjXLrtC1_ZKjf2aONU2SoTBoSRHlUklzNJmp_R6uGCXG6-ecXcFG1dr3TRoCKSkQAvD_BwE) Buyer definitely beware tho, although their [trust pilot](https://www.trustpilot.com/review/chicwish.com) looks good, the bad reviews say that you can just get it off AliExpress


Future_pink719

Its also available on Etsy. If you search this: s-xxl Carnival Spin beach cover-up / button up wrap - aqua blue gradient - pastel coral pink ombré / sand & shore durable / family-wipeable UPDATE: Ope, I found the original OG dress. https://www.revolve.com/mobile/rococo-sand-ciel-dress-in-rainbow/dp/ROCS-WD47/?&d=F¤cy=USD&countrycode=US&gclid=CjwKCAjw-8qVBhANEiwAfjXLrvVrsbHtPhnCpjaoUMs043TYLt-7l_zvn-25LCXRE7YmRyq8dhxllBoCINoQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds&product=ROCS-WD47


fuckyourselfhumanity

> family-wipeable what the flying fuck


Future_pink719

Yeah, I dunno........


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More like family swipeable. Sick dress.


oops-i-shat-myself

Nice


averagedickdude

For when your family shits on you at the gatherings.


qdp

Thanos-approved


rosindrip

Kids are filthy, filthy little animals.


mud074

Such is life in a world where online shopping is dominated by poorly translated Chinese products.


jaisaiquai

Nice find, shame the reviews aren't great


TheRealTtamage

Just your typical simple search on Etsy.... Be careful they take an 8% sell/processing/shipping fee and 10 cents a month per listing and are pretty big on ripping off their sellers.


FlyingBaerHawk

That search got me a bunch of home wall decor…suggestion? The OG is obnoxiously expensive


24204me

Ohhh if anyone finds it on there, link me!


nlw7110

You can find it easily with an image search. But there are differences. - the tassels aren't built the same as on ChicWish - the top isn't lined, as it looks like to be in the "original" But here are some links, the most bought and the best rated: https://a.aliexpress.com/_mKikFQK https://a.aliexpress.com/_mKXlWrs


lorelei_fluss

I think this is the original? Or at least the most expensive. https://www.revolve.com/mobile/rococo-sand-ciel-dress-in-rainbow/dp/ROCS-WD47/?&d=F¤cy=USD&countrycode=US&gclid=CjwKCAjw-8qVBhANEiwAfjXLrlBQXEIVCyjNuM_QD9JOKwRhi0p_y9XBui-Zsr2vV_YjIIgcibTBlxoCscwQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds&product=ROCS-WD47


isbobdylansingle

This one is definitely the original. Rococo Sand is a small-ish designer brand that's famous for this type of dresses, while the other dresses people linked here are from big fast fashion stores/brands akin to Shein, famous for copying original creations from smaller designers.


Secure-Standard

Thanks for the link! But why are all the pretty things so expensive?


AnneWam

Oh but look at it. It's gorgeous, quality is not comparable. It doesn't have the white inside (which I hate if it shows)


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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005004416357922.html Found it


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I hope these are just bad examples, but [this is what the reviews on the etsy resellers look like as a general FYI](https://i.etsystatic.com/iap/1bf8b8/3325961630/iap_640x640.3325961630_hmfemzf3.jpg?version=0)


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AnxiousBlob8

Came here just to say that i need that dress in the hopes someone knew where to get it- you guys are the real MVPs!!!


LostWoodsInTheField

what the hell, the Aliexpress photos and her photo look better color wise than that store. And honestly by the way the girl looks I'm guessing they actually had to do color correction to tone it down from its original brightness.


I_play_support

I don't think I'd ever trust clothing from AliExpress :/


Pressure_Gold

The original is rococosand, but their stuff is so expensive that their designs are constantly being knocked off https://www.revolve.com/mobile/rococo-sand/br/bea1be/


Master_JBT

Hero


Beorma

The reviews also mention taking a long time to arrive, suggesting maybe dropshipping from AliExpress.


katubug

That's what I'd guess.


AnneWam

I do like chicwish! I got 3 of their chiffon skirts and the quality is really good, really full and flowy exactly like the picture. With aliexpress it's always a guess on what you get.


KeeperOfTheShade

Seriously. That dress is everything and I am quite jealous of her that she wears it so well!


regeya

Let's be real, she'd be gorgeous wearing a trashbag


booi

Imma need that trash bag too


jaisaiquai

It ain't Hefty, that's all I know for sure


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Yeah she’s completely gorgeous. The comments here have restored my faith in humanity! 😜❤️


MrMashed

Ugh I could never pull it old but I’m so jealous lol


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ponkzy

you're lost mate


AshamedTangerine106

I, too, came here for the dress. Although after looking at the links, I don’t know why I think I could pull it off. I know without a doubt I would look like the knockoff version of Blanche Devereaux.


nightmare_silhouette

HEY! Blanche Devereaux is an absolute QUEEN! And you know what a knockoff of a queen is? A princess! Which is also royalty! Which means you'll look like a queen one day too!


AshamedTangerine106

I would hire you to follow me around on bad days just to fill me with this wisdom and positivity. You’re the best!


nightmare_silhouette

No, no, no! YOU'RE THE BEST!


kobomino

I'm 6 ft 3 man and I'll wear that dress!


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Hi there...


TexasThrowDown

bro same


imadreamgirl

sounds absolutely fabulous ngl, please do


OnlyPaperListens

Clicked through to see if anyone knew where to find it


S118gryghost

Right? The doctor is in and so is the fashion expert!


samrgreen

r/findfashion lol


TexasThrowDown

Came here for the dress comment.


LovelyLadyLamb

I was hoping this was the top comment thank youuuu


LostWoodsInTheField

Rococo Sand is the brand and she says its around $400.


GoodCraicSid

That suit isn't bad either!


CaniBorrowTP

It’s called a graduation gown


24204me

Hahahaha I knew someone was going to comment this


sAlander4

I need her @


fortheloveofanime_

Her IG and twitter are: Lovedoveclarke


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No-Landscape8210

Kelly Kapoor


mortifyyou

It's very tropical


Usernamesareso90s

I love your name


24204me

Why thank you! It's quite 90s tho


Archer_Python

Physician or PhD?


[deleted]

Pepperdine doesn’t have a med school


Archer_Python

I didn't know it was Pepperdine


[deleted]

Pepperidge farm knew


[deleted]

To be honest the picture is crap but I don’t know if any other unis with that masturbatory view.


OutrageousRip1

It’s 100 Pepperdine


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Calembreloque

Regalia color depends on the university and usually tracks with that uni's colors, e.g. MIT doctoral gowns are grey and maroon regardless of what your PhD is in. This blue could be from several colleges, maybe UIUC or UCLA. What you linked is only for the hood color (the hood is something given to you by your advisor during your graduation ceremony) and is also not consistent across colleges/universities. Source: Recent PhD grad


pervarioscasus11

Also his cap is four sided, while doctorate caps typically are six sided


YouCanCallMeVanZant

I thought all doctorate caps were the floppy ones. Maybe that’s university dependent too though.


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madsadchadglad

If it's a PhD in clinical psychology & you're a clinical psychologist then it's not total BS. You're not really a "real" doctor but you're quite close in that you are treating patients/clients.


civgarth

Is that smooth MF Samuel L Jackson?


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No it’s Laurence fishbourne.


Dared_Fox

haha even I thought he was


sicassangel

This looks nothing like him


ThomasJeffersonsAlt

"Motherfucker, what did I say about the damn meal plan, you gotta stick to it Janine!"


LegendRaptor080

That dress is gorgeous. I’m glad just about everyone else had that thought when they saw this. It’s like “haha funny joke- w o w”


The-Majestic-

And now you're looking for some painkiller coz they'll woop your ass after this


pee_and_fart

I get its all jokes, but man. I feel bad for anyone whose dad would compare them to more successful people and would get so insecure over his own medicine that he hits them.


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LonelyCheeto

Many times it’s them having their own insecurities. You become a vehicle for them to attach their worries onto. Doesn’t justify it at all. Just more that it’s not you, it’s them


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brenzen

Speaking as a professional (I’m not) it sounds like you may need to set some boundaries and dictate to them what you’re not willing to put up with. Easier said than done and there will be discomfort on both sides for sure but it could end up being one of those things that makes your relationship with them being much more enjoyable and healthy.


The-Majestic-

Well it's kinda complex and I can't say that to my parents coz I would feel bad afterwards


dagui12

I wouldn’t feel bad at all lmao my parents never felt bad about making me feel inferior to other people


TheBigPhilbowski

"The kids at school are all so proud of THEIR parents - Why can't you be more like Shawna's dad?"


Misssmaya

That dress is insane and I need it


Ollebull11

Seriously, if a girl showed up with that dress... I would still not approach her like always. But in my dreams I would! Cuz damn that looks slick.


Mielornot

Nothing to lose, take your shot


Ollebull11

Hey, did you fall from the skies? Like an angel and stuff, because of your dress, you know? Thats not right, Im sorry, Ill leave you be.


max123246

People always say you have nothing to lose but little do they know you can always hurt a little more.


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>Hey, did you fall from the ~~skies~~ rainbow? Like ~~an angel~~ a leprechaun and stuff, because of your dress, you know?


Misssmaya

Hey it would work on me. Here's a secret: complimenting a girl's dress or outfit is extremely flattering because a lot of guys don't care or pay attention to clothing! At least it is for me, can't speak for everyone


Lordborgman

"Go away creep" The reason many good guys do not comment on appearances of anything a woman does, looks, or wears. I've been shouted at for holding doors for people :(


Bryanb16_bjb

Tell yo daddy I said heyyyyy


cramiz

Ms Pearly?


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Never too late to pursue your goals.


ThriftyFalcon

This was my line every time I walked in late in high school.


Kitchen_Possible_151

My parents would never 😒


WhosThatGirl_ItsRPSG

Mine couldn’t even complete high school. Chances are looking pretty slim for them earning a PhD


Proof-Abroad-8684

Oh yeah?! Well my dad went to go buy cigarettes at the farthest possible gas station 7 years ago. Call that commitment! …. He’ll be back eventually my mom tells me.


morphinedreams

7 years? Could just be med school bro, don't worry he'll be back with that medical degree any day now.


LostWoodsInTheField

Just make as much money as she does and I bet he will turn up pretty darn quick.


Blastoxic999

Oh really? Minimum wage job let's go!


Xodia444

Mine went for a bottle of alcohol, still waiting over a decade later.


TheGreatOpoponax

That bums me out. I became an attorney at 47 and my kids were like, "Congratulations dad... anyway..."


Jmrwacko

>I became an attorney My condolences.


Misssmaya

Congrats!!


-Dogdin

Congratulations, good sir. Just remember that this simple Redditor is proud of you


TheGreatOpoponax

Thank you. :)


vladmirgc

Peak reddit comment.


DeusInfidel

Appreciate your kids, but don't overvalue their opinion


grogrye

Congrats!! You should be proud of your accomplishment!!


Extreme_Berry_1951

Congratulations


NotSoGreatOldOne

Look at Diego's mom. She's flying all over the world as a pilot. The only place you fly is off the wall with your bull.


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CrossBonez117

If the vast majority of parents would either do better or just recognize the fact that they shouldn’t have kids, think about how many problems that would solve.


Fantastic_Weakness53

I'm going to use this when my parents or relatives tell me to become a doctor.


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Enigma_Stasis

"Shawna's dad just became a doctor, what are you doing with your life?" "Regretting not letting your mother swallow you."


thisnameisnotspecial

My dad is 6 classes away from his Bachelor's degree!


Prudent_Divide_5525

“This could be you if you applied yourself” me @ my parents


mrkenny83

Lol her dad becomes a fucking DOCTOR, and all we can concentrate on is that STUNNING DRESS!


RepresentativeCar895

The dress is all I see too. Lol. It's beautiful.


Curry_Flurry

Random but That dress is so pretty


Celefindel-4704-16

A very significant accomplishment. I'm assuming that it's a Ph.D. degree and not a medical one? And that he was able to steer clear of the crushing burden of student debt? Your pride in him is totally justified.


Nizzemancer

Disappointed Asian children: why u no doctor yet?


DrunkenBuffaloJerky

I needed this post. I keep wanting to go back to school, become a doctor, but I have such a hard time even taking it seriously. I feel like I gave up on all my dreams years ago. I'm nowhere close to old, but I had already accepted dying disappointed and unfilled. I wanna be like that guy. I'm GONNA be like that guy.


bennovate

For what it's worth, my sister was a single mother working a basic research job and started med school at 30, now is graduated and owns her own practice. Spent a year while working, taking care of daughter, and studying for the MCAT. All on her own with no support, even loaned me some money during that time so I could take Kaplan myself. It's not easy, but it can be done.


H3avyW3apons

I dont show my dad anything because we arent really on speaking terms.


DJ_Ritty

she's hot.


Efficient-Albatross9

Shes hot and her dad’s a doctor. The family is going to have a good life ahead of them.


Few_Garden_2164

Right? Lmaoooo that's a good one


ohyeesh

as my bf likes to quote dr steve brule: “im a doctor too”


caffeineevil

Emotional Damage


slvstk

Wow, I want to know more. How old was he when he started his studies. How long did it take him?


sebo_san

W dad


SnooChickens8275

Wait until he tells you what other ppls kids are doing


Conscious-Sky56

The girl looks gorgeous in that dress worth to celebrate dad”s dream come true


futureislookinstark

Why you just dad??? Why you no doctor???


KittenKoder

My dad went to go take care of his parents, and my mother became disabled. However I was lucky, they never really pestered me that much about being "successful". Of course when I was growing up they paid everyone enough to live on and so "whatever career you choose, as long as you're happy" was good enough. Now though, things are very different.


underarock12

For a moment I thought her dad was Samuel L Jackson.


Destinlegends

Now maybe he can get a real job and move out of your basement.


UndiscriminatingMam

This girl has an onlyfans


QuesaritoFromSalsy

You guys have dads?


Lohan3xists

Me: SEE WHAT YOU COULD HE RIGHT NOW!? HUH!? Mom: Please! Stop yelling at your fathers tombstone! Me: YOU COULD’VE BEEN MAKING ME MILLIONS!


corvus_corvinus

I got my dad a job as a teacher at a college at 65. I used his rhetoric against him. I told him that if he wanted to build a future he wanted to see, he'd have to do it himself, because everyone else is out for themselves. Now he's teaching kids how to weld, and how to look out for themselves. Companies beware! Unions are getting stronger. Time is up. We know our worth.


SnooPineapples5719

Hell yea😂😂 but to be real my dad never really had a job he just got a job usually he only works 3 months at the most this time it’s a bit longer and he’s still goin strong and actually giving us money sometimes Fingers crossed 🤞🏽


CeCeGallagher

Dad is kinda cute


kiddvicious17

Damn all my dad is doing these days is being dead.


yuriswasd

This mf is using the uno reverse card


thepottedpothead

Her dress is gorgeous


Fox_Say_what

Me and my dad are working on a project that is adding 1 million a year in sales, with a 57% profit margin on that product alone. I am also looking at doubling our production of that one product so we can pull the work from another manufacturer who’s quality is subpar.


Slightshad0w

He has no experience tho


WeJustDid46

Congratulations!!! I know going to college when you are older is quite a challenge. My hat is off to your Dad.


Dont_Ban_Me_10th

only to be then shot by some high school graduate who did 6 months of police training


ProudspawnofLILITH

I'd love to do this but unfortunately I'm Asian and parents will hand my ass back to me " DECORATED ON A PLATTER". Shit gets serious when you're born into an Asian family.


Dared_Fox

As an Asian I can relate lol


Impossible-Oil2345

When I was a kid I asked my mom why not listen to her own advice and study when we got home. Got an ass whooping every time till I stopped asking.


Historical-Ad6120

Best thing about getting a degree later in life is that people will just assume you've been doing it a while


hunnikat3

The dress is stunning.


Gorgeeus

Congrats but what?