It's particularly easy for your shopping NPC to "accidentally" get stuck under [these](https://i.redd.it/0qdpelxxreg01.jpg). A word of advice to any adventurers in missing their shopping NPC: listen for giggling sounds from any round clothing racks in the vicinity.
Yes my PC's child familiars get caught In these all the time, where as I find the "gaming store" environment to be especially glitchy and I almost always get stuck in there, even when only traveling adjacent to it.
Not useless companion mode, don't forget you have infinite carrying ability so you don't get incumbered by all the extra ~~bags~~ equipment you gotta carry.
You reach a certain age when you realize you have become an npc to the younger adventurer's passing by lol.Therapist call it dissociation xD you just go to auto pilot support npc needing the ocasional escort mission assist.
This. I know most guys hate shopping, but it's torture for me. I like it when I go alone because I'm in and out very quickly because I know exactly what I want.
I pretend I don't like it at first but I love seeing her light up looking at the new outfit and I feel so special when she looks at me for feedback. I don't know I just cherish those moments together.
It's basically an escort quest where once in awhile she's like, "Where the hell has that useless @#$% gone?" and when she finally finds me I'm like, "Did you know they discovered a lost Roman Emperor named Sponsian? What a stupid name."
I play pranks on her.
at mall: see a human dressed as a plushy wolf selling licorice brand. I tell her to close her eyes, come with me, raise her arms. she walks into the soft wolf outfit who hugs her.
IKEA? I go and make someone use speaker phone to say " HerName, please come to the children's department". IE I called her a child in the whole IKEA. but its Coll because everyone she knows is in another country as she's studying abroad.
etc.
When my wife and 3 girls would all go shopping together I would slowly drop back a little and follow behind them, start limping and dragging one foot, until one would turn and see me. They’d get embarrassed and start to take off to get away from me. So then, in my loudest and most countrified corn fed accent who start calling out, “Don’t you run from me! You know I caint walk fast ever since I got my foot caught in that combine!!” Then they’d freeze in their tracks, and hang their heads, knowing it could get worse. lol
i always feel so silly. walking around like some bodyguard.
One time i went to the store with my sister and she called me out on how weird it was for me to walk behind her. lol Like what am i supposed to do xD
I just push the cart and on occasion throw something in that I " can't live without" . Than I talk to everybody in line . It all fun till the total comes due.
My husband tried this once. I grabbed what I needed and wanted and "forgot" all the things he likes, lol. He helps shop regularly. Even goes on his own sometimes.
Repeatedly getting stuck in the environment and having to be retrieved, to the great annoyance of the PC
It's particularly easy for your shopping NPC to "accidentally" get stuck under [these](https://i.redd.it/0qdpelxxreg01.jpg). A word of advice to any adventurers in missing their shopping NPC: listen for giggling sounds from any round clothing racks in the vicinity.
Yes my PC's child familiars get caught In these all the time, where as I find the "gaming store" environment to be especially glitchy and I almost always get stuck in there, even when only traveling adjacent to it.
No mom, I’m not looking at clothes, it’s just that my pathfinding’s messed up…
[удалено]
Damn, beat me to it
Not useless companion mode, don't forget you have infinite carrying ability so you don't get incumbered by all the extra ~~bags~~ equipment you gotta carry.
And rummaging through all the containers in the store looking for useful quest items. Look a coat hanger! You are a good RPG companion
You reach a certain age when you realize you have become an npc to the younger adventurer's passing by lol.Therapist call it dissociation xD you just go to auto pilot support npc needing the ocasional escort mission assist.
Quit shopping with my wife 25 years ago. Be happily married 40 in January.
This. I know most guys hate shopping, but it's torture for me. I like it when I go alone because I'm in and out very quickly because I know exactly what I want.
I pretend I don't like it at first but I love seeing her light up looking at the new outfit and I feel so special when she looks at me for feedback. I don't know I just cherish those moments together.
it's the other way round for me, she absolutely hates shopping in all forms. clothes, food etc. meanwhile I enjoy it.
Think of it as a loyalty quest that eventually unlocks romance options
Fax. If she takes too long at self checkout I wander off (and potentially get lost among the sugary baked goods)
LOL what are the chances she knows this and is using you as an excuse to GET the sugary baked goods...?
It's basically an escort quest where once in awhile she's like, "Where the hell has that useless @#$% gone?" and when she finally finds me I'm like, "Did you know they discovered a lost Roman Emperor named Sponsian? What a stupid name."
“I am swore to carry your burdens” “You lead i follow” -Lidia
I play pranks on her. at mall: see a human dressed as a plushy wolf selling licorice brand. I tell her to close her eyes, come with me, raise her arms. she walks into the soft wolf outfit who hugs her. IKEA? I go and make someone use speaker phone to say " HerName, please come to the children's department". IE I called her a child in the whole IKEA. but its Coll because everyone she knows is in another country as she's studying abroad. etc.
When my wife and 3 girls would all go shopping together I would slowly drop back a little and follow behind them, start limping and dragging one foot, until one would turn and see me. They’d get embarrassed and start to take off to get away from me. So then, in my loudest and most countrified corn fed accent who start calling out, “Don’t you run from me! You know I caint walk fast ever since I got my foot caught in that combine!!” Then they’d freeze in their tracks, and hang their heads, knowing it could get worse. lol
i always feel so silly. walking around like some bodyguard. One time i went to the store with my sister and she called me out on how weird it was for me to walk behind her. lol Like what am i supposed to do xD
I just push the cart and on occasion throw something in that I " can't live without" . Than I talk to everybody in line . It all fun till the total comes due.
...shit now I'm aware I do that. Fuck I have become the escort mission.
Join the bro’s on the bench outside of Victoria’s Secret.
That ass tho!
mgtow
Why subject yourself to this if you don't have to? I don't get it.
Weaponized incompetence 😐 embarrassing but it’s not like they’d care…
Sounds like a shitty relationship.
i go into pack mule mode, all ill be doing is carrying stuff around.
Why does that sound familiar?
"Wait," "follow me," "okay!"
And carrying her bags
Chadler
You're there to hold her purse.
He forgot to throw in a few "That would look great on you!"
My husband tried this once. I grabbed what I needed and wanted and "forgot" all the things he likes, lol. He helps shop regularly. Even goes on his own sometimes.
Also repeating "i sworn to carry your burdens" occasionally
"I am sworn to carry your burdens" as I add another J.C. Penny bag to my arms
"I am sworn to carry your burdens" as I add another J.C. Penny bag to my arms