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Endless_C

That's not how you take a side street.


Notherbastard

*the side off a street


Consistent_You6151

But it is ow ya mek ( car) Porridge!


ringo5150

They aren't friends with a couple in white Mercedes by chance?


mickelboy182

Either them or Tim Smith


Consistent_You6151

Or if you're Kiwi, Tm Smth!


hotsp00n

Don't you mean Billy Shorten?


ringo5150

I'm familiar with Tims incident. What did Bill do?


hotsp00n

Crashed into a bunch of parked cars because he 'spilled his coffee' https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2015/nov/17/bill-shorten-crashes-into-parked-cars-in-melbourne


nickmrtn

At 1030 in the morning. Unless Bill is a raging alcoholic I’d be inclined to think the coffee spill is true.


hotsp00n

I mean sure. I always just find it odd that no-one seems to know about this. ALP PR team are top tier. He was federal leader of the opposition at the time.


nickmrtn

People have minor crashes all the time. It’s genuinely not news unless it was caused by bad behaviour or there was some other concerning pattern. Honestly bit of a lol that the leader of the opposition was driving an old colt round town


PM-me-fancy-beer

But no one knew who he was until weeks before the 2019 election. Even then he wasn’t noteworthy until he lost the ‘unloseable’ election. Said as a leftie millennial in a solidly Labor-held area, I would paused trying to pick him out of a lineup before that election was announced


hotsp00n

Then in that case, you were majorly out of touch with the ALP. He had been leader since 2013 and fought and lost the 2016 election. If you failed to know the opposition leader who had already been through a campaign, then that's on you. Much more famously even than that though, he was the quintessential faceless man behind Hillary replacing Rudd. He was all over the press for that. Then he was instrumental in Rudd replacing Gillard three years later! He was definitely well known.


GStarAU

Couldn't it be both??


VCEMathsNerd

Love a good old DCOA reference. "Darling that was some sick driving hey"


BARNEY_COOL

LLLLLLLLLLLLIKE A GLOVE


Brock-Landers77

You really love animals don't you?


vegimiteonamuffin

If it’s cold enough


stinx2001

Shikaka


Kozij

Shish kebab.


whythe7

Chicago!


BARNEY_COOL

BumblebeeTuna


whythe7

Shawshank redemption


kinjo695

"they will be thinking this Qunt can drive "


Skulltul4

This happened to a friend of mine a few years back, drunk driver cleaned up half a street. She was not insured. A few people whose cars were damaged, tried to sue her….. she filed for bankruptcy. Edit: spelling


Rule-4-Removal-Bot

Even if she was insured, driving drunk voids the policy. You claim with your own insurer and as you can identify the other party, you don't take the hit; your insurer loses out.


maxisnoops

This is exactly right


Big_Tone1839

I recently had a man smash my windscreen in a road rage incident. The police wouldn't release his details to my insurance company or me. I ended up getting the excess out of him via his diversion order (I had dash cam footage identifying him) but by no means were the insurance company able to go after him for the entire bill.


Skulltul4

That’s so rough, I’m really glad you managed to track him down in the end!


Big_Tone1839

Wasn't hard, he cut me off and pulled up in front of me. Number plate, face and work polo shirt all clearly visible in the dash cam footage.


Skulltul4

From what I remember of the story, they were notified she didn’t have any insurance by the cops so they were left with the choice of paying their excess or suing for recompense.


Rule-4-Removal-Bot

While I don't doubt that the cops may have said that, the language in insurance policies is clear on the matter, >You will not have to pay an excess if: you make a claim for an incident that we are satisfied was not in any way the fault of you, the driver of, or a passenger in your vehicle, or a substitute vehicle, and you can provide the name and residential address of a person(s) we agree is at fault, and the amount of the claim is more than any basic excess. The police have identified the responsible party, they’ll provide an incident reference, you hand this to your insurer and that's the end of the story. Tow trucks, repairs, taxis - all of this is paid for by your insurer then it’s up to them to persue recovery through civil action. Edit: Spelling


Skulltul4

Hmmm well perhaps I’m not remembering the story correctly. In saying that though, my partner was in an accident in his work car (very much not at fault, was T-boned by a driver at an intersection while he was driving straight) and his company had to pay the excess to have the car repaired immediately. I assume they will have this refunded? Apologies for my ignorance, I’m lucky enough to have only been in one small accident in my life so don’t have a lot of experience with insurance.


Rule-4-Removal-Bot

Commercial insurance can enjoy custom terms in its underwriting so it's hard to comment on the ins and outs of that situation, but one constant is that insurers are not charities. If there’s a party they can extract money from, they've got the Magistrates’ Court forms prefilled and ready to submit.


Skulltul4

I wish I could remember the finer details of my friends situation but I know that he ended up wearing the fact his car was destroyed (it seemed really unfair as it was through no fault of his own) - thank you by the way, I appreciate you taking the time to explain!


Pristine_Car_6253

And then we all pay higher premiums so we lose out.


bog_w1tch

This is going to ruin the tour.


Threadheads

What tour?


Agooddaytodance

The world tour!!


Swuzzlebubble

Sorry Mr Timberlake 


Spare_Lobster_4390

That's a big bill that insurance isn't going to pay.


VidE27

Police took all the other car owners’ details (the one who returned to their cars same time as me anyway) and made sure to tell all of them to not repair the damage themselves and to go through their insurance, they will not pay any excess as everything will be covered by this guys’ insurance


ariscrotle

Do insurance companies even cover drunk driving?


Rule-4-Removal-Bot

No. From RACV’s PDS >If, at the time of an incident, the driver of your vehicle or a substitute vehicle: was under the influence of any alcohol or drug; or had a blood alcohol level higher than the level permitted by law we will refuse any claim


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What you have said doesn't contradict what I said.


Spare_Lobster_4390

7 damaged cars, plus all the fines and possible loss of employment. That's possibly a life changing event for this guy.... and his family. *There's goes house. And sorry kids, no more private school or Insulin.* Hope the beers were worth it Dad.


Rule-4-Removal-Bot

Hah what? No Insulin? Poor little Timmy!


Lost-Albatross9588

Is Tim Smith back


Sean_Stephens

Until proven otherwise, I'm assuming it was Tim Smith.


spypsy

Seems plausible. Probable in fact, until proven otherwise.


BewitchedVermicide

Mate, you can't park there.


Defiant_Bad_9070

I'm just waiting for a mate.


Beefwhistle007

How the hell am I supposed to get my car home from the bar then?


ckhumanck

get your drunk mate to drive it instead.


Beefwhistle007

great idea, I'll have some beers to go then


kingofcrob

you don't drive to a bar


Beefwhistle007

What am I supposed to do? Take a tram? Hell no.


kingofcrob

Walk


Beefwhistle007

Not gonna do that.


AE0N__

It's always these drunk crashers giving us drunk drivers a bad name 😔


Leglessmuchael

Had a saying years ago when this ad came out..."if you drink and drive and make it home alive you're a bloody legend"


tamrrow

If you drink drive you get bubbles in your mouth


Dense_Sprinkles_9674

What area?


VidE27

Glen Waverley


Dense_Sprinkles_9674

Thanks. Any chance of the street name?


VidE27

Florence st


indehhz

Cheers. What was the gender and shoe size?


byrybrand

He was female, said he could not afford Shoes however estimated size being 34


Itsclearlynotme

If she was a 34 shoe size she was probably too short to see over the dashboard. Mystery solved


darvo110

Either too short to see over in EU sizes or has clown feet so large she hit the wrong pedal in UK/US size


Dense_Sprinkles_9674

Thanks muchly. Stay safe out there 🤘🏽🤘🏽


megablast

No. They are cunts.


psichodrome

Out of curiosity, if the driver had one alcoholic drink fairly recently, like 20 minutes ago and didn't eat much, but was distracted on a phone causing this accident, is it still "intoxicated driver crashes or does the real culprit show through? don't get me wrong, both are reckless and selfish.


Warfrog

You are also automatically uninsured , mandatory testing etc.


nachojackson

Just waiting for a mate.


Ok_Manager2694

2 months max. Its going to pop in Carsales.com


ckhumanck

never been in an accident


Flufflenut

I work in AT, this is how we get new clients, who's claim number starts with 24/ Jokes aside, please don't get a 24/ number and please don't become my client. Sure the business needs to make money to stay open, but spending 4+ months living on the hill in kew, ain't fun.


thewizardgalexandra

Can you elaborate on what you mean? I don't understand what a 24/ claim number is - is it to do with mental health?


Red_Wolf_2

The reference to a hill in Kew is probably the Royal Talbot rehabilitation centre.


Flufflenut

All TAC claim numbers start with the last 2 digits of the year of your accident, then / another number. Someone who was injured in 1999 will have 99/12345. Someone in 2024 will be 24/12345. I can't remember if it is 5 or 6 digits after. That number sticks with you for life for that accident. If you have a second accident, you get a new number, I have seen people with multiple, such as 96/ then 14/ I have seen some very old numbers 82/ is the oldest, a few 83 and 86, a lot 90s and now obviously 00s and beyond. My own partner has a 23/ from a guy running a stop sign at the end of his own street and cleaning him up.


thewizardgalexandra

Thanks for the info!


hometime77

Whitnes me!!!!!!


buffalo_bill27

No parking there


shit-rmelbourne-says

Buddy Franklin at it again


humanperson1236

minor miscalculation


No-Mammoth-807

You know the old adage/// "she'll be right!"


NoOutlandishness9006

Waiting for the footage to be uploaded to aussie dashcams


KeepGamingNed

Sideways


Je_me_rends

Hammond you blithering idiot!


SubstantialPlum3759

Fuckin legend


Chilloutmydude6

Dickhead forgot to shut one eye 🙄


thegreatgabboh

Tim Smith?


Various-Entrance1305

Catherine Andrew’s?


RyzenRaider

Sir, this isn't angle parking.


cranky_old_chap

And Drive is a washing power


LemonoLemono

I was thinking what funky bus or tram are we looking at then I realized


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mjdau

Someone drove a nuclear energy policy down the street.


Such_Direction4520

F around and find out


Rule-4-Removal-Bot

Kids are asleep, you can say ‘fuck’