I remember reading that Australia has a big domestic cats turn wild problem. Apparently, the terror that is the Austrian ecosystem is no match for the purr balls of death as they bring multiple species to the brink of extinction.
So the government is paying people to hunt those wild cats down. Cats are no longer welcome in Australia.
P.S. it's all off of a distant memory of some article so I could be 100% wrong
Kind of right....so some git released rabbits there, the rabbits went fucking A mate and turned native. They were ridiculously successful due to a lack of natural predators and breeding like well rabbits.
Some other smart arse decided to release cats to fuck up the rabbits. Problem being cats went rabbit = fast little arsehole who knows I am death. That koala etc though is slow and stupid, I'll eat them. So cats are doing alright as well.
So rabbits and cats are on the Aussie fuck off list.
निर्भर करता है मेरे सही वाले बैग में क्या है। अगर उसमें कोई ऐसा सामान है जिससे मेरा पता लग सकता है, जैसे मेरा फोन नंबर या पता, तो मैं एक गड्डी निकालकर बैग लौटा दूंगा। लेकिन अगर उसमें सिर्फ कपड़े और खाना है, तो अलविदा जानेमन! ➿🤸
These guys would get access to the security camera footage. They would end up figuring out who took the bag and even if you took an Uber; all those things can be tracked. It would take some work. But they would find you.
Eh, maybe. It really depends on how much money it actually is because tracking it down in such a way becomes an exponential risk. Especially hunting down what is ultimately a civilian.
Ultimately I feel like if you’re smuggling this much money in the first place you can most likely afford to lose it as a cost of doing business. Feel a bit bad for the guy who was supposed to be doing the physical smuggling, though- he’d be the one you’ve got to watch out for.
IRS might have some questions, though.
That would add a wee bit of spice to my life to be sure however, I would welcome them to give it a go. My own family can't find me on the average and they know my habits, my friends, etc. How the hell are some smucks going to find me from security footage? Life is not Hollywood lol.
It might be a bit risky to try to get your bag back... imagine if the guy whose bag this is has it. He'll probably want his money back and this could lead him to find you
Give it to the police.
1. The terrorists/mobsters who lost this may come after me.
2. The police investigating the terrorists/mobsters may come after me.
Yeah man. A lot of people here seem to think they're just disappearing into the sunset with this money. If you take that bag you're gonna disappear in an entirely different way.
Pretend to have emergency call go home find a way ro transfer money to crypto hide the hard drive or usb(cold wach or something like that ) slowly buld business by taking bank credit to not dra2 much attention. 👁️
Since my ID is on my person, and that looks like enough to buy new shit. I'm going to keep working, but spend cash. Use a VPN and an online random number generator to make sub-$10K deposits at (or near) Christmas, Easter, Eid, Chanukah, my birthday, anniversary, and at least once/yr just because... until its all accounted for and distributed through savings and retirement funds.
Only $10K is required to report. But I have it on good authority (my guy at the bank) - if I ASK how many sub-$10K deposits I can make without being reported, they will likely report every deposit from then on. If I make timed similar deposits on a schedule, they will probably report it. But as long as the numbers are random, and at or near major holidays and events clearly indicated in my banking profile... no algorithms will flag the deposits for scrutiny.
Then, the money is laundered, and everybody wins.
A crime boss loses money. Society wins.
A criminal is killed for losing a crime boss' money. Society wins.
I have money. I win.
I save/invest it generating passive income. I win.
My newfound wealth allows me to buy more products and services. I win. And businesses win.
My purchases incur additional tax revenue for the government and revenue for businesses that also pay taxes. The government and corporations win.
It's a win-win-win-win situation.
Find the person it belongs to and hand it over very respectfully. Make sure not a single dollar is missing. The kinds of people who move money like this are NOT the kinds of people you want to steal from. Trying anything will most certainly result in getting black bagged and a shallow grave somewhere.
If you're lucky, returning the money respectfully might net you some kind of reward from whoever big players was moving it.
Probably just leave it on the side of the road somewhere. I don't want the fucking maffia coming after me. I don't want them to get angry at me for turning them in for the police. And I don't want to deal with the police either. I'd just nope out of the whole situation.
take most of it, anonymously turn it in to the police, and then get a new identity and disappear to alaska with my cat just in case they track the missing money to me
Take it to the police with a refreshed conscience and the knowledge that if I really needed cash, I’ll just sell my eggs so people who struggle to have kids can have one
That’s tough… have a bunch of money, but also possibly being tracked down.
Or turn it in…
I would probably turn it in… but I would be tempted to check for AirTags, or maybe even move it to a new bag and dump the other bag.
Maybe open a safe deposit box and hide it there?
It would be hard to use the money. Would have to use gift cards and such, like maybe a prepaid reloadable visa or master card? Something not linked to you directly?
Replace it all in counter fit so that if anyone finds it I could give them fake money. When they try to spend it they'll get arrested and I get all of that money with no consequences.
Since my own briefcase probably had my name on it and god knows what other identifying information in it, I would just sit on it and if after a year no one came for it then I would start spending. If they do come looking tell them they owe you a vig for sitting on it for so long and see what happens.
Take a stack or two and leave the bag somewhere in the airport for security to find. Once it's discovered, will probably be in the news. The real owner will think that security has it and won't suspect that I got some from there. Even if they notice some missing, they'll just suspect security instead of me.
What people I feel are missing is that, this amount of money wouldn’t be forgotten about. The people who this money belongs to would find a way to get the security cam footage of who exactly took that bag. Even more so, a manifest of everyone onboard that particular flight. If you took your car, they have plate readers at the airport, your tag will pop and they can cross reference you to the flight. Or if you got an Uber, there are ways to find out which drivers took passengers where. You’re not walking away with this money with no consequences.
If my original bag has any of my identifiable information, I will disappear. If not, I would keep the money somewhere safe for 3 months then start spending.
Get few fake passports. Rent a place. Hide the money there. Go back home. If u r married u don't have much choice. Make investments in companies u trust. Keep some for blow and hookers. Buy nice clothes. Go to fancy restaurants for a date. Get nice hotel suites for banging the date.
Turn it in. That's dirty money, or even blood money, and both the cops and the crooks will be coming after you if you don't. You'll live longer by playing this straight.
Report it to law enforcement. It either belongs to someone legitimately or it belongs to terrorists/organized crime. If it's the former, I'm not a thief. If it belongs to the latter, you are deluded if you think they won't track down their money.
Take the money out of the bag. Ditch the bag. Look for any sus devices in the cash. I woman catches me. She tells me to stop. I say no. We make love all night. The next morning the cops arrive. I sneak out in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico. I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. 30 years later I get a letter from her saying I have a son. He's the chief of police. I tell her to meet me in Paris by the tracadero. She's been waiting for me all these years, she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I go to Berlin... That's where I've hidden the chandelier.
Long term plan. Take a bit out, ask the person what they do for business. See if it’s viable for me to get into it. If not then I’m a different person, different number, with a different financial advisor.
Buy a toblerone in duty free
living large lol
Tbf the Toblerones they sell at airports are really large
Yes! They go toblerone and on and on!
I don’t think that’ll be enough to cover the cost of one of those bad boys lol
Nah... Fererro.
That’s a company, not a product.
And he would like to buy the company
The Andorran way.
🤣
Hi Alan
Turn it in to the police. All $125
They will really appreciate that $75 return. They've been looking for it
"As discussed, here is your $50"
No problem officer. Just doing my duty as a law abiding citizen. I hope that $25 make it back to their rightful owner.
With the plastic bag it came in
"Officer, I am here to report a theft of $25"
Someone stole 50 bucks from me!
Officer i seem to have lost 50 bucks and a baggie of coke, mind helping me look for it?
Here's your lost luggage. That'll be $15, please.
This is the one 😂
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never leave a cat behind
>taking the cat >moving to live in Australia Who's gonna tell him?
Who’s gonna tell him what?
I remember reading that Australia has a big domestic cats turn wild problem. Apparently, the terror that is the Austrian ecosystem is no match for the purr balls of death as they bring multiple species to the brink of extinction. So the government is paying people to hunt those wild cats down. Cats are no longer welcome in Australia. P.S. it's all off of a distant memory of some article so I could be 100% wrong
Kind of right....so some git released rabbits there, the rabbits went fucking A mate and turned native. They were ridiculously successful due to a lack of natural predators and breeding like well rabbits. Some other smart arse decided to release cats to fuck up the rabbits. Problem being cats went rabbit = fast little arsehole who knows I am death. That koala etc though is slow and stupid, I'll eat them. So cats are doing alright as well. So rabbits and cats are on the Aussie fuck off list.
you forgot about the cane toads
Why would they care about Austrian ecosystem if they are in Australia? :)
Gotta love the autocorrect. I'm keeping it as is :D
This is not only a problem in Australia, cats commit genocide everywhere they live.
They have a large domestic cat population that’s reeking havoc on their native birds. Some are near extinction because of domestic cats.
Everything in Australia wants to kill you and your cat. You are quite the adventurer!
You have to change your cat's passport?
You do when you’re on the run.
Bag? What bag?
निर्भर करता है मेरे सही वाले बैग में क्या है। अगर उसमें कोई ऐसा सामान है जिससे मेरा पता लग सकता है, जैसे मेरा फोन नंबर या पता, तो मैं एक गड्डी निकालकर बैग लौटा दूंगा। लेकिन अगर उसमें सिर्फ कपड़े और खाना है, तो अलविदा जानेमन! ➿🤸
These guys would get access to the security camera footage. They would end up figuring out who took the bag and even if you took an Uber; all those things can be tracked. It would take some work. But they would find you.
Eh, maybe. It really depends on how much money it actually is because tracking it down in such a way becomes an exponential risk. Especially hunting down what is ultimately a civilian. Ultimately I feel like if you’re smuggling this much money in the first place you can most likely afford to lose it as a cost of doing business. Feel a bit bad for the guy who was supposed to be doing the physical smuggling, though- he’d be the one you’ve got to watch out for. IRS might have some questions, though.
Ultimately I'm going to be rich, so who cares innit?
That would add a wee bit of spice to my life to be sure however, I would welcome them to give it a go. My own family can't find me on the average and they know my habits, my friends, etc. How the hell are some smucks going to find me from security footage? Life is not Hollywood lol.
Stay calm and inform adults
Jerking off. Gotta have that post nut clarity before I do anything
Hire someone to do it for me and wear a monocle while it happens, I'm classy now
The gentleman!
The Aristocrat!
All over the money. Now you're filthy rich.
Fuck you. Take my upvote
Take out the money, buy some weed, put the weed in the bag. Report to the police so that I get my bag back.
lol best one so far
Genius
It might be a bit risky to try to get your bag back... imagine if the guy whose bag this is has it. He'll probably want his money back and this could lead him to find you
Give it to the police. 1. The terrorists/mobsters who lost this may come after me. 2. The police investigating the terrorists/mobsters may come after me.
Agreed. Give them that $500 back right away
What $500? I thought it was $400
Yep I hope they find whoever the $300 belongs to
Yeah no doing my duty as a good citizen giving back that $200
That $100 should definitely get back to the owner.
They need to be sure those 50$ are returned safely
$25 seems like a proper amount after my cut.
I think they'll be pretty happy to find out they'll finally have their $12.50 back to spend on their Fortnite battle pass
Or even worse the fella from No Country for Old Man is coming for you.
I cannot call it for you
They’ll never catch me not when switch into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE !!
Yeah man. A lot of people here seem to think they're just disappearing into the sunset with this money. If you take that bag you're gonna disappear in an entirely different way.
hope i didnt leave any of my info in my bag
Check for a tracker.
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50/50
You don't understand, my 5 terabytes of uncensored raw porn I had... I can't lose that
😂
Idk what you taking about looks like the right bag to me
Count the money.
There’s no way a bag like that would ever get passed security at an airport.
It would if the security guards are involved 🤫
I'll check the authenticty and find out if there is living streaming about me in TikTok
take the money, leave the drugs, avoid problems
Check for air tags or any tracker. No country for old men.
I think you mean, I grabbed my bag
Be miserable a afraid
Look for a tracker within the bundles. And place the money in a different bag.
Wouldn't want Javier Bardem coming after you.
anton chigurh is not seeing the pearly gates 🚆
Check for tracking device. I’ve seen no country for old men.
Im not moving ever in my life after that
All yall getting ready to go to jail lol
Question who has my suitcase full of illegal cigarettes.
Immediately look for a tracker
I would happen to pay everything in cash for a very long time
Brick dance
Go and buy the stuff I just lost
Make sure i grab my own too
Make sure theres no tracker in it. Transfer money to new bag. Disappear.
Pretend to have emergency call go home find a way ro transfer money to crypto hide the hard drive or usb(cold wach or something like that ) slowly buld business by taking bank credit to not dra2 much attention. 👁️
As someone said, first of all you need to beat the meat to have the postnut clarity for what to do with this.
Going back for my bag, i still need it.
Casino and all in on red 🤪
The problem is, if you have their suitcase, they probably have yours and your address. I don't think they'll accept "honest mistake" from you.
Not post my plans on reddit :)
Give the bag and all $380 in it to the police.
What bag?
Hide it for a few years to see if anyone comes looking. If they show up give it to them. If no one shows up after 5 years start using it.
Since my ID is on my person, and that looks like enough to buy new shit. I'm going to keep working, but spend cash. Use a VPN and an online random number generator to make sub-$10K deposits at (or near) Christmas, Easter, Eid, Chanukah, my birthday, anniversary, and at least once/yr just because... until its all accounted for and distributed through savings and retirement funds. Only $10K is required to report. But I have it on good authority (my guy at the bank) - if I ASK how many sub-$10K deposits I can make without being reported, they will likely report every deposit from then on. If I make timed similar deposits on a schedule, they will probably report it. But as long as the numbers are random, and at or near major holidays and events clearly indicated in my banking profile... no algorithms will flag the deposits for scrutiny. Then, the money is laundered, and everybody wins. A crime boss loses money. Society wins. A criminal is killed for losing a crime boss' money. Society wins. I have money. I win. I save/invest it generating passive income. I win. My newfound wealth allows me to buy more products and services. I win. And businesses win. My purchases incur additional tax revenue for the government and revenue for businesses that also pay taxes. The government and corporations win. It's a win-win-win-win situation.
Get a fake Id
PARTY
Go to switzerland
Hm? What bag?
Take the money and see what to do with it
Just start walking don't look anyone in the eye...
Bring it home
Get high on cocaine and use the money to go after the guy that took my bag.
shit on it
Find the person it belongs to and hand it over very respectfully. Make sure not a single dollar is missing. The kinds of people who move money like this are NOT the kinds of people you want to steal from. Trying anything will most certainly result in getting black bagged and a shallow grave somewhere. If you're lucky, returning the money respectfully might net you some kind of reward from whoever big players was moving it.
Toss it away. I'm not dealing with this
hide and wait 1 year
I would ask for my old bag back and hand this right back because I don’t want to be involved with any criminal related stuff.
Probably just leave it on the side of the road somewhere. I don't want the fucking maffia coming after me. I don't want them to get angry at me for turning them in for the police. And I don't want to deal with the police either. I'd just nope out of the whole situation.
Leave it and go get some new clothes. I'm not getting killed by the Mafia thanks
Use the money but write every deductable up like a good citizen
take most of it, anonymously turn it in to the police, and then get a new identity and disappear to alaska with my cat just in case they track the missing money to me
Thank God for this gift and get rid of the cocaine. Money's mine, tho
That's the right bag
get mad cuz i don't have MY bag, give me back my stuff. also im keeping this one.
Take it to church, tell my pastor that it ain't mine, and many more lies.
Take it to the police with a refreshed conscience and the knowledge that if I really needed cash, I’ll just sell my eggs so people who struggle to have kids can have one
My groceries and gas are set for awhile
Right bag*
make a movie using all that prop money
Eat it so they don’t know
What I want to do or what I would actually do?Cus stealing from (I guess) cartels/mafia isn't very smart
Take a stack or two of Benjamins and turn it into the police, don't want anything else to do with it
Take it back 100%
Look for the guy with the third identical bag and make the trade
Take a few wads, leave the bag.
I aint taking it anywhere
That’s tough… have a bunch of money, but also possibly being tracked down. Or turn it in… I would probably turn it in… but I would be tempted to check for AirTags, or maybe even move it to a new bag and dump the other bag. Maybe open a safe deposit box and hide it there? It would be hard to use the money. Would have to use gift cards and such, like maybe a prepaid reloadable visa or master card? Something not linked to you directly?
Keep it and just act like it’s yours
First, check what currency are those. Second, go home.
Buy a new bag because i lost my bag.
Replace it all in counter fit so that if anyone finds it I could give them fake money. When they try to spend it they'll get arrested and I get all of that money with no consequences.
I'd try to find out in which "Olsenbande" movie I am.
I’m taking 4, close the bag and leave. Then consider coming back for more but stopping for fear
if my suitcase did not have anything with my adress on id keep it nobody is going to ring a airport and ask them to look for their drug money.
I'd try to find my bag.
Walk...
Buy half a litre of gasoline
TAKE IT AND RUN
Since my own briefcase probably had my name on it and god knows what other identifying information in it, I would just sit on it and if after a year no one came for it then I would start spending. If they do come looking tell them they owe you a vig for sitting on it for so long and see what happens.
Keep an eye out for Chigurh
Search for a hidden GPS tracker
Check for ink, or tracking devices. Put the money into something else, buy glasses, a wig, and new clothes, visit another country.
Looks like the right bag to me
Run 🏃♀️
I'd look around for the person filming me without consent for tiktok
What bag?
Take a stack or two and leave the bag somewhere in the airport for security to find. Once it's discovered, will probably be in the news. The real owner will think that security has it and won't suspect that I got some from there. Even if they notice some missing, they'll just suspect security instead of me.
i dont see a problem go on as usual
What bag?
I did not grab the wrong bag at the airport.
Let me know when the guy with cow puncher shows up. I always loved that part.
I would come up with a simple plan.
Everything on red
pornhub premium
What people I feel are missing is that, this amount of money wouldn’t be forgotten about. The people who this money belongs to would find a way to get the security cam footage of who exactly took that bag. Even more so, a manifest of everyone onboard that particular flight. If you took your car, they have plate readers at the airport, your tag will pop and they can cross reference you to the flight. Or if you got an Uber, there are ways to find out which drivers took passengers where. You’re not walking away with this money with no consequences.
Make a good sequel to Dumb and Dumber
Honestly, I'm taking it. It would help me out quite a lot.
I'd assume the mafia will not be happy about that
Buying cases
I drop it leave it forget it and never talk about it
I'd probably leave the country tbh. I hate it here
Wipe down all my prints and ditch it as fast as possible. Those bills are 100% traceable and I'd go to prison as soon as I tried to spend one
Keep it
Use it for cash purchases for the rest of my life or however long that shit lasts
If my original bag has any of my identifiable information, I will disappear. If not, I would keep the money somewhere safe for 3 months then start spending.
Take it back. Anyone carrying that much cash is probably up to no good and will kill you to get the money back.
Running with it.
Get few fake passports. Rent a place. Hide the money there. Go back home. If u r married u don't have much choice. Make investments in companies u trust. Keep some for blow and hookers. Buy nice clothes. Go to fancy restaurants for a date. Get nice hotel suites for banging the date.
Run
No country for old man
Turn it in. That's dirty money, or even blood money, and both the cops and the crooks will be coming after you if you don't. You'll live longer by playing this straight.
Bro im takin that shit and going back to my planet cuh, my family bouta be rich af
Report it to law enforcement. It either belongs to someone legitimately or it belongs to terrorists/organized crime. If it's the former, I'm not a thief. If it belongs to the latter, you are deluded if you think they won't track down their money.
“No, this is my bag. Maybe you swapped with someone else by mistake. Have a good day.”
Take the money out of the bag. Ditch the bag. Look for any sus devices in the cash. I woman catches me. She tells me to stop. I say no. We make love all night. The next morning the cops arrive. I sneak out in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico. I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. 30 years later I get a letter from her saying I have a son. He's the chief of police. I tell her to meet me in Paris by the tracadero. She's been waiting for me all these years, she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I go to Berlin... That's where I've hidden the chandelier.
Take it home and keep myself from spending like a crazy person so it's not obvious that I came into money.
Move along, nothing to see here!
Long term plan. Take a bit out, ask the person what they do for business. See if it’s viable for me to get into it. If not then I’m a different person, different number, with a different financial advisor.