Grab the snake and use it as a whip to smack those weird looking crocks and knock them out, then do a back flip and land on the crocks backs, use the snake as a lasso and tie the lions mouth shut, jump to shore. Kick the lion in the bollocks for good measure then get killed by a tortoise.
Trust me, I’ve been there
The best option this time is to WAIT. From the characteristics of the drawing we could say that we are in Africa and that the snake in the tree is a green mamba. These snakes are very venomous, but it is rare for them to attack unprovoked, as they are a fearful and elusive species of snake. In the image he is seen with his tongue out, so perhaps he is just analyzing the situation. Perhaps the best chance of survival is to stay completely still and wait for the snake to go where it needs to go. In fact, his presence in the middle could make the lion think about it. It is possible that the snake does feel threatened by it, causing it to flee or serving as food for the big cat. If you stand still, the snake's attention is more likely to be directed to the lion, as it may seem that the lion is interested in it. In any case, the chances of survival of a person who is in the middle of nowhere, cutting down a tree so that it falls into the river, barefoot...
I guess it depends on the type of snake. If it doesn't constrict. You can reach for it and try to throw it.
In the process it bites, you take the hit. Now you are on a clock for the anti venom.
Now move on to the other side of the tree. Lions aren't going to be there forever and would eventually go. Usually go deeper into the woods after drinking water.
Now you need to walk and tell the nearest human that you have been bit and need anti venom.
That's your best bet.
Nah you grab the snakes head use it Indiana Jones style and swing from the other branch the back flip while dropping elbows done onto the lion then walk off like mf baddass
Dw he's on our side and is providing weaponry for us. Pretty sure he'll keep the crocs in check, then we chop the tree, killing cros and snake in process, celebrate
Works on more than just medical health. Student loans? Gone. Can't remember your gf's birthday? Easy. Can't decide what to eat? Never again. If you've got a problem, I've got the solution
TBH the snake looks like a python, meaning mo venom. The two in the river are juvenile crocs, so you can feed the python to the crocs, while you swim to the other side.
Easy.
The tree is already halfway cut through, so it should be easy to tip it over with a quick push. After they fall into the water, the problem should solve itself and you can go on and live your life as the King of the jungle.
The snake will not attack you if it doesn't feel cornered by you, and the lion can not use the axe. So just hang on until the snake calms itself and then pull yourself up and wait out the lion.
Throw the snake at the lion, jump down, land while doing the splits, grab the axe and use it to chop down the tree and widdle it into a canoe to get out of there, don't forget to tell the crocodiles that you'll see them in a while as you do otherwise they won't grant you passage
Grab the snake and throw it at the lion.
While they’re busy fighting jump on shore and grab the axe. Kill the lion then kill snake. If the crocs are stupid enough to still something after you killed a lion and a snake with an axe then they fuckin deserved it.
Edit - now you can eat and you have an axe!
Well, as a the lion my problem is fighting the crocs, the snake not so much. push the tree into the water, knock the snake into the water, go after the human.
Swing down to the lion, kick in the face on way down, grab axe and kill lion. By this time the snake will have made it down. Kill the snake. Throw both corpses at the crocodiles/alligators to distract them and leg it
The snake looks non-poisonous, so shift your weight so the tree falls on the lion, grab the axe and kill the snake.
The crocs? Who gives a fuck. I'm on land with an axe and the blood of my enemies, they want to fuck with with me on my home turf they can try it.
Ok first you're going to want to kiss the snake, im talking open mouth all tongue french style kissing. After you've done that you're gonna have to perform a somersault dismount onto land and start absolutely sloppy style kissing that lion. If he can breath you're not doing it hard enough, this is very important you cant lack confidence here.
Anyway after 10 to 15 minutes of that you're going to have to flip a coin to see which crocodile goes first. The trick here is that the crocs are low to the ground so you're going to have to pick them up and hold them while kissing, unless you've mastered the art of laying on your belly and still getting good kissing leverage. I reccomend assertive eye contact during. Then you just move on to the other croc after, at this point it's a victory lap.
Now, finally, they tear you to pieces, but you go out with a smile on your face and victory in your heart.
Too easy.
1) Grab snake.
2) Toss snake at crocs.
3) While the crocs are distracted, either slowly move back to the tree trunk or leap and grab onto it.
4) Use your weight to lean the already chopped tree to let it fall on the lion.
5) Lion squashed; walked away unscathed.
6) Profit!
Grab the snake by the neck, throw it at the lion because cats are afraid of things that look like cucumbers. Then just leap to the ground once the lion and snake have cleared the area.
Simple answer: throw the snake at the lion, lion jumps in the water or dies from snake venom, either way the crocodiles are getting him… you can stroll right pass them
swing kick the snake, use momentum to break trunk, jump down to trunk hugging it, having the falling tree kill the lion, then judo roll to survive fall, run away profit.
Grab the snake throw it to the Crocs that should keep one at least entertained, use the branch that's probably gonna break to keep em in distance as you swim off to the shore
so, even if snake will bite you, it wouldn't kill you immediately, so try to grab the angry rope and use it as distraction for the lion, until it got bit by croks. then you are basically free to go. keep the snake to the doctor for looking for the anti-venom serum.
Get your buddy to taunt the lion until it takes a swipe at him and accidentally hits the tree, that'll knock it down and you can eat both the guy and the snake (I'm a crocodile)
You take the snake and the lion across the river in the boat, then come back in the boat with the lion, leaving the snake on the other shore. You leave the lion on the near shore then take the crocodiles across to the other shore then come back for the lion with the snake, then take the lion and the snake back to the other shore and open a zoo.
The lion isn't going to continue chopping the tree because 1. He doesn't have opposable thumbs, and 2. If the tree falls into the river, he loses his meal.
Crocs can't climb or chop trees down with axes, so they'll have to hope you fall.
The only real threat in this scenario is the snake, because he is already on the tree with you and is able to navigate the tree.
So your best hope is to pray the branch is sturdy enough to hold your weight. Muscle up onto it and wait them all out, hoping they get bored and give up. As I mentioned before, the snake will be the only threat to deal with if you wait but there's a chance he could leave too. Maybe he doesn't want to eat or bite you. Maybe he's in the tree to avoid the lion. Who knows? But waiting is your best chance.
grab the snake and hit the Crocs with it, then hit the tree with it repeatedly, causing it to break because it's already cut, it's lands on the lion and you throw the snake to the crocs and it gets eaten, easy
Poop on crocodile and piss on lion...... This will assert your dominance in the animal kingdom... Due to which snake will get scared and crawl away.... Get down.... Kill the snake by axe.... Wipe your ass with dead snake and walk away....
Spin the tree hard enough to create centrifugal force and take flight upward like a helicopter. Then demand the snake for transport payment afterwards.
Swing on the branch to create momentum, kick the snake if needs be. The tree has been half way cut, the momentum from swinging will make the tree fall, you fall away from the lion and the crocs, landing safely on that bit of land in the back right.
Oh what so easy!! Just let it happen. Use the breaking branch to fall into the water and knock the two crocodile thingies out. The snake can’t swim so it will die. The lion can’t swim so you’re safe and sound. Then just fight the shark and battle the octopus and you’re good 😌👍
Try to reason with the lion because it's clearly smart enough to use an axe to perfectly cut down a tree. Tell it that the alligators are a better food source than you
1.
Grab the snake.
Drop down on the Crocs, one on each foot.
Use the snake as a leash.
Ride the Crocs towards the lion.
Swiping up the axe on the way.
Lion runs in fear.
2.
Probably, similar thoughts as the Whale in Hitchhikers Guide.
Even if its a decent size meal split on the two of us, I would still try to convince my croc pal that the guy hanging in the other tree is alot tastier and he should go check it out.
Not sure if it's true but apparently you won't be attacked by the snappy boys if you swim at a lower depth than them.
So swing and jump into the water and keep very low as you swim to the opposite shore.
Grab the snake and throw it to the crocodiles. When they start eating the snake the lion will want to get involved. When he does you shimmy down the tree and leg it the other way.
Right this isn’t that hard
Drop the snake on the leopard seals (that’s my best guess I have no idea what those things are). While they’re busy eating the snake drop kick the lion, then grab the axe and slaughter the lion. Afterwards skin the lion and wear its fur, then head to the lions cave. Claim the lions children as your own and train them up to become effective business leaders in future enterprises.
As for the leopard seals return later with a rocket launcher or harpoon if you’re brave enough.
Profit
He could just piss in the eyes of the crocs from the top and then jump in the water and then grab the axe (make sure you jump near the axe) quickly lying beside the lion and kill the lion with it. Now he is safe and to satisfy a man’s inner needs he can cut the tree so that the snake falls down in the river and crocs have recovered they could eat the snake or chop the snake into 2 with the axe 🥰
shake the tree and fall in water, the will knock crocks out and the snake will be astonished grab the snake and tie it to the crocks use them as a nunchak to deafeat the lion then spin the snake fast enough to fly away
Well, because its a comics where anything is possible like for example lion chopping down the tree with axe, then human can make a friend with snake, snake will scare the lion and human is free to go. "power of friendship"
Let the snake come to you. Throw it in the lake to the crocs. Move towards the left. The tree has a notch that will cause it to break and fall on the lion pinning it down. Off you go after that
Crocodile will instantly kill you, they have insane reflexes. Snakes neck is cocked, meaning its ready to strike. Lion might be chill, it might not also, but its your best bet.
First take your pants down and piss on the snake with full force so it falls on the crocs and you get some time in the mean time use your poop to shoot down the lion and call some aliens with ufo to get out of there asap
The solution is pretty simple. First you wait for the lion to attempt to climb the tree. The additional weight will push the three that is already weakened by the axe over, making it land in the water. While the human, the snake and the lion try to swim to the shore, you and your crocodile buddy grab the human and the lion one each and drown them. Make sure the stronger one grabs the lion as it is more dangerous. Be carefull to dodge the snake as it swims onshore. It will leave you alone if left alone. That's basically it. You now have a two course meal.
I only see one option, try to grab the snake and throw it to the crocs, let them fight over it. Use it as a decoy to escape in the water. If only one crocodile gets distracted, atomic elbow the other one.
Stay in tree, that snakes small, and I'd assume a constrictor so no venom. Once it realises it wouldn't be able to eat me it'll bugger off.
I know the tree isn't that stable but best odds it stay up a little while. The chocs would move on.
Know if that lion really wants me it could climb up so I'd be f'ed but if that starts then I'd have to gauge a good time to jump onto the now lion less bank and grab that axe. I'd still likely die to the lion but I'd go down swinging.
Grab the snake and use it as a whip to smack those weird looking crocks and knock them out, then do a back flip and land on the crocks backs, use the snake as a lasso and tie the lions mouth shut, jump to shore. Kick the lion in the bollocks for good measure then get killed by a tortoise. Trust me, I’ve been there
what toirtoise
There is always one.
Always two there are. No more, no less.
get killed or do get killed, there is no escape
4 is right out
I thought it was the snails that get you
It's the tortoise you don't see that kills you.
tortoise deez NUTS gottem 👌👌👌💯💯
Sea turtles mate.
Naah. Kick the lion into the water and let him die by the gators.
What about the snake?
Throw him in too just for shits.
The best option this time is to WAIT. From the characteristics of the drawing we could say that we are in Africa and that the snake in the tree is a green mamba. These snakes are very venomous, but it is rare for them to attack unprovoked, as they are a fearful and elusive species of snake. In the image he is seen with his tongue out, so perhaps he is just analyzing the situation. Perhaps the best chance of survival is to stay completely still and wait for the snake to go where it needs to go. In fact, his presence in the middle could make the lion think about it. It is possible that the snake does feel threatened by it, causing it to flee or serving as food for the big cat. If you stand still, the snake's attention is more likely to be directed to the lion, as it may seem that the lion is interested in it. In any case, the chances of survival of a person who is in the middle of nowhere, cutting down a tree so that it falls into the river, barefoot...
I guess it depends on the type of snake. If it doesn't constrict. You can reach for it and try to throw it. In the process it bites, you take the hit. Now you are on a clock for the anti venom. Now move on to the other side of the tree. Lions aren't going to be there forever and would eventually go. Usually go deeper into the woods after drinking water. Now you need to walk and tell the nearest human that you have been bit and need anti venom. That's your best bet.
Nah you grab the snakes head use it Indiana Jones style and swing from the other branch the back flip while dropping elbows done onto the lion then walk off like mf baddass
Uncle Dijon
Now guys this is too easy, I've even feel embarrassed having to teach you guys this
Is the lion chopping down the tree lol
He is. This ridiculous scenario is unwinnable.
Unless the tree falls on the other bank
Dw he's on our side and is providing weaponry for us. Pretty sure he'll keep the crocs in check, then we chop the tree, killing cros and snake in process, celebrate
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what if theres more crocodiles
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i laughed so fucking hard
Real
"If", the problem says that there's 2 crocodiles, then there is 2 crocodiles no more
Die
This cunning life hack will get you out of every living situation
Doctors hate him!!!
Works on more than just medical health. Student loans? Gone. Can't remember your gf's birthday? Easy. Can't decide what to eat? Never again. If you've got a problem, I've got the solution
That has helped me alot
Humans can’t hang for that long. Just wait till he falls in the water and split him with your croccy friend.
what if human will prefer tiger instead
I think that’s a lion but I might be wrong
I don't see a problem here.
Do we really need to solve this? How often does it happen? Has the customer complained about it? Found the product manager
Just record it and put it on social media, I ain't solving shit.
exactly! that is not me (or you), so no problem
Youknowwhatimsayin
TBH the snake looks like a python, meaning mo venom. The two in the river are juvenile crocs, so you can feed the python to the crocs, while you swim to the other side.
Grab snek🐍 Throw at gators 🐊🐊 Swim 🏊
Learn to fly
That’s actually very easy, you just need to miss the ground and not think about it.
Poop in the gator mouth, wait for the lion to die laughing
What if the gator wants more?
Easy. The tree is already halfway cut through, so it should be easy to tip it over with a quick push. After they fall into the water, the problem should solve itself and you can go on and live your life as the King of the jungle.
Behold a genius!
Get the snake to bite your hand. When it becomes numb from the poison, jerk off so you can feel like someone else is doing it.
Swim faster.
-die -profit
The snake will not attack you if it doesn't feel cornered by you, and the lion can not use the axe. So just hang on until the snake calms itself and then pull yourself up and wait out the lion.
Suffer. That's solution too
Accept your fate. You didn’t say it had to be ideal
Throw the snake at the lion, jump down, land while doing the splits, grab the axe and use it to chop down the tree and widdle it into a canoe to get out of there, don't forget to tell the crocodiles that you'll see them in a while as you do otherwise they won't grant you passage
Grab the snake and throw it at the lion. While they’re busy fighting jump on shore and grab the axe. Kill the lion then kill snake. If the crocs are stupid enough to still something after you killed a lion and a snake with an axe then they fuckin deserved it. Edit - now you can eat and you have an axe!
Well, as a the lion my problem is fighting the crocs, the snake not so much. push the tree into the water, knock the snake into the water, go after the human.
Swing down to the lion, kick in the face on way down, grab axe and kill lion. By this time the snake will have made it down. Kill the snake. Throw both corpses at the crocodiles/alligators to distract them and leg it
Grab snake and hang on
Drop in water and swim away. Those pikes, or whatever they're supposed to be, won't mind you.
Swing out to the right, out of the picture.
I wanna talk with the guy that learned the lion to take down trees…
Hang there till everyone goes away
Question, HOW THE FUCK YOU EVEN GET IN SUCH A SITUATION IN THE FIRST PLACE
The snake looks non-poisonous, so shift your weight so the tree falls on the lion, grab the axe and kill the snake. The crocs? Who gives a fuck. I'm on land with an axe and the blood of my enemies, they want to fuck with with me on my home turf they can try it.
Ok first you're going to want to kiss the snake, im talking open mouth all tongue french style kissing. After you've done that you're gonna have to perform a somersault dismount onto land and start absolutely sloppy style kissing that lion. If he can breath you're not doing it hard enough, this is very important you cant lack confidence here. Anyway after 10 to 15 minutes of that you're going to have to flip a coin to see which crocodile goes first. The trick here is that the crocs are low to the ground so you're going to have to pick them up and hold them while kissing, unless you've mastered the art of laying on your belly and still getting good kissing leverage. I reccomend assertive eye contact during. Then you just move on to the other croc after, at this point it's a victory lap. Now, finally, they tear you to pieces, but you go out with a smile on your face and victory in your heart.
Wake up.
Snipe the guy’s hand. Problem solved. You just need perspective.
If the lion is chopping down the tree, I can fly and even do a kamehameah 😂
Grab the snake and throw it at the lion, swing down to grab the axe and turn gators into a boot n suit combo.
Take a dump on the crocs, fart at the snake then pee on the lion
Too easy. 1) Grab snake. 2) Toss snake at crocs. 3) While the crocs are distracted, either slowly move back to the tree trunk or leap and grab onto it. 4) Use your weight to lean the already chopped tree to let it fall on the lion. 5) Lion squashed; walked away unscathed. 6) Profit!
Jump
Throw the snake to the lion, drop down grab the axe, cut the tree down on the crocodiles.
Grab snek throw at Crocs jump down axe lion in the face
Grab the snake by the neck, throw it at the lion because cats are afraid of things that look like cucumbers. Then just leap to the ground once the lion and snake have cleared the area.
Just grab and throw the snake at the lion
Simple answer: throw the snake at the lion, lion jumps in the water or dies from snake venom, either way the crocodiles are getting him… you can stroll right pass them
we're not seeing the bigger picture. just lean in to the right. we'll miss the crocs when we land and they'll eat the snake instead.
Climb up then duel the snake.
Mortal Kombat tournament seems like it so I probably win.
That is a tool using lion or a man in a convincing lion suit. Anyways you're not making it out alive.
Just don't go in the jungle in the first place
Snatch snake and throw into river distract crocs, climb onto branch move to other side of the tree and let if falls onto the lion
swing kick the snake, use momentum to break trunk, jump down to trunk hugging it, having the falling tree kill the lion, then judo roll to survive fall, run away profit.
Wake up from the dream
fall and die. an escape from life, a solution jk
Start a rumour that the lion slept with the crocs wife, then tell the snake to separate the fight, then make a break for it
Feed the snake to the crocs, and while they’re fighting over it break the tree and use it as a raft to escape.
Grab the snake throw it to the Crocs that should keep one at least entertained, use the branch that's probably gonna break to keep em in distance as you swim off to the shore
Depends on who you are. If you are the croc I don't see any problem
Well, just die lol
so, even if snake will bite you, it wouldn't kill you immediately, so try to grab the angry rope and use it as distraction for the lion, until it got bit by croks. then you are basically free to go. keep the snake to the doctor for looking for the anti-venom serum.
Get your buddy to taunt the lion until it takes a swipe at him and accidentally hits the tree, that'll knock it down and you can eat both the guy and the snake (I'm a crocodile)
You take the snake and the lion across the river in the boat, then come back in the boat with the lion, leaving the snake on the other shore. You leave the lion on the near shore then take the crocodiles across to the other shore then come back for the lion with the snake, then take the lion and the snake back to the other shore and open a zoo.
The lion isn't going to continue chopping the tree because 1. He doesn't have opposable thumbs, and 2. If the tree falls into the river, he loses his meal. Crocs can't climb or chop trees down with axes, so they'll have to hope you fall. The only real threat in this scenario is the snake, because he is already on the tree with you and is able to navigate the tree. So your best hope is to pray the branch is sturdy enough to hold your weight. Muscle up onto it and wait them all out, hoping they get bored and give up. As I mentioned before, the snake will be the only threat to deal with if you wait but there's a chance he could leave too. Maybe he doesn't want to eat or bite you. Maybe he's in the tree to avoid the lion. Who knows? But waiting is your best chance.
grab the snake and hit the Crocs with it, then hit the tree with it repeatedly, causing it to break because it's already cut, it's lands on the lion and you throw the snake to the crocs and it gets eaten, easy
Isn't there supposed to be a strawberry somewhere? Where's the dam strawberry?
Just fucking die already
catch the snake with the right hand and throw it to the crocodiles, jump as far into the water and reach the bank on the other side
Dead is solution
Don't help. Keep filming and post the result to Reddit for karma.
Poop on crocodile and piss on lion...... This will assert your dominance in the animal kingdom... Due to which snake will get scared and crawl away.... Get down.... Kill the snake by axe.... Wipe your ass with dead snake and walk away....
Spin the tree hard enough to create centrifugal force and take flight upward like a helicopter. Then demand the snake for transport payment afterwards.
1 catch snake. 2 throw snake between lions and crocodiles. 3 wait for the battle to end. 3.1 If lion wins you swim 3.2 If crocodiles win you walk. 🤠
the solution is.: MINDSET
Fall down with both legs inside the mouth of crocs...... And you got a pair of shoes ! Easy swim to the riverbank
This is the type of pic that 40 year old moms share on facebook with the text: my life right now🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who said death isn't a solution? Maybe the guy is in immense debt and put himself in this situation willingly.
The solution is just dying. It's fairly easy.
Swing on the branch to create momentum, kick the snake if needs be. The tree has been half way cut, the momentum from swinging will make the tree fall, you fall away from the lion and the crocs, landing safely on that bit of land in the back right.
Use snake as propeller blades and fly away. Ez
Natural selection
Call 911
Water is the universal solution
Oh what so easy!! Just let it happen. Use the breaking branch to fall into the water and knock the two crocodile thingies out. The snake can’t swim so it will die. The lion can’t swim so you’re safe and sound. Then just fight the shark and battle the octopus and you’re good 😌👍
Hawk tua?
Remove the person, remove the problem or so I've heard
The crocks are blind. They are about 5 meters away from where he would fall.
dont die, if you dont die you wont die, simple
Die
SIGSEGV
Where problem? Just be a lion an enjoy the show.
There is only one solution First cry Then perish
Ask kameraman to shot them all dead than u jump in time
if the guy hanging on the tree just let's go, the crocs can eat easily, not that difficult at all.
I hate it when this happens F1 to restart
Try to fall in between the lion and crocodiles and hope they fight over who gets you as a meal. Use that to get as far away as possible 🤷🏻♂️
Flying or teleporting seems to be legit options.
If the lion which has no opposable thumbs is chopping down a tree clearly you’re dreaming it all. Solution is wake up.
Try to reason with the lion because it's clearly smart enough to use an axe to perfectly cut down a tree. Tell it that the alligators are a better food source than you
1. Grab the snake. Drop down on the Crocs, one on each foot. Use the snake as a leash. Ride the Crocs towards the lion. Swiping up the axe on the way. Lion runs in fear. 2. Probably, similar thoughts as the Whale in Hitchhikers Guide.
Shit on the crocs, wipe your ass with the snake, throw it at the lion, then let go. You will still die but your honour will be intact.
Identify as a bird and fly away
Use that snake as a rope and swing like Tarzan
Catch the snake, throw it at lion, wait till lion dies or goes away, grab your axe and make an escape from crocs
Am i the lion or one of the crocs??
Even if its a decent size meal split on the two of us, I would still try to convince my croc pal that the guy hanging in the other tree is alot tastier and he should go check it out.
Death
Death is a solution
Never arrive at this situation
If the Lion is able to chop the tree, the guy must be able to beat the crocodiles
Not sure if it's true but apparently you won't be attacked by the snappy boys if you swim at a lower depth than them. So swing and jump into the water and keep very low as you swim to the opposite shore.
Which one are we?
If you dont redraw there is no problem
First eat the snake, then the crocodiles, then the lion and lastly the tree. Problem solved
Kobayashi Maru
Feed the phyton to the lion and walk off
What is the problem here? I dont see one. 🥸
Do 100 pushups, get strong, land in the lake and punch the crocodiles till they escape to the shore and eat the lion
Grab the snake and throw it to the crocodiles. When they start eating the snake the lion will want to get involved. When he does you shimmy down the tree and leg it the other way.
Accept your death
Gun.
Forget about the solution, I need to know how that lion operated that axe.
Enter 4th dimension
As a lion i don't even see the problem.. Only opportunities.
What abilities do I have?
Right this isn’t that hard Drop the snake on the leopard seals (that’s my best guess I have no idea what those things are). While they’re busy eating the snake drop kick the lion, then grab the axe and slaughter the lion. Afterwards skin the lion and wear its fur, then head to the lions cave. Claim the lions children as your own and train them up to become effective business leaders in future enterprises. As for the leopard seals return later with a rocket launcher or harpoon if you’re brave enough. Profit
Jump to the axe and slash the lion ;)
How about simply waking up as a solution ?
The solution is simple, you wake up!
Bro,death IS a solution
Fly away
Probably the acceptance of death
If that lion can wield an axe to cut that tree down, you don't stand a chance
He could just piss in the eyes of the crocs from the top and then jump in the water and then grab the axe (make sure you jump near the axe) quickly lying beside the lion and kill the lion with it. Now he is safe and to satisfy a man’s inner needs he can cut the tree so that the snake falls down in the river and crocs have recovered they could eat the snake or chop the snake into 2 with the axe 🥰
shake the tree and fall in water, the will knock crocks out and the snake will be astonished grab the snake and tie it to the crocks use them as a nunchak to deafeat the lion then spin the snake fast enough to fly away
Well, because its a comics where anything is possible like for example lion chopping down the tree with axe, then human can make a friend with snake, snake will scare the lion and human is free to go. "power of friendship"
Public masturbation
Land on both the crocodiles hard enough to give them both head trauma, then swim to a different shore.
the solution is to give up
Wake up
Wake up from the dream.
accept it. Wish you luck.
Catch snek, throw at lio, poison lio, climb down and give croccs food (lio)
Throw snake at lion, cut down the tree in the meanwhile and run over the river
Let the snake come to you. Throw it in the lake to the crocs. Move towards the left. The tree has a notch that will cause it to break and fall on the lion pinning it down. Off you go after that
Just throw the snake in the water and wait for lion to go away for 1 day I guess
Eat the human
Wake up from the dream
Crocodile will instantly kill you, they have insane reflexes. Snakes neck is cocked, meaning its ready to strike. Lion might be chill, it might not also, but its your best bet.
Jokes aside. You’d have to grab the snake first. Then decide if you are throwing it at the lion or the crocs and go from there.
Fly
First take your pants down and piss on the snake with full force so it falls on the crocs and you get some time in the mean time use your poop to shoot down the lion and call some aliens with ufo to get out of there asap
They just want to save you bro your just delusional
The solution is pretty simple. First you wait for the lion to attempt to climb the tree. The additional weight will push the three that is already weakened by the axe over, making it land in the water. While the human, the snake and the lion try to swim to the shore, you and your crocodile buddy grab the human and the lion one each and drown them. Make sure the stronger one grabs the lion as it is more dangerous. Be carefull to dodge the snake as it swims onshore. It will leave you alone if left alone. That's basically it. You now have a two course meal.
I only see one option, try to grab the snake and throw it to the crocs, let them fight over it. Use it as a decoy to escape in the water. If only one crocodile gets distracted, atomic elbow the other one.
Why the hell is the lion cutting down the tree? Damn!
Stay in tree, that snakes small, and I'd assume a constrictor so no venom. Once it realises it wouldn't be able to eat me it'll bugger off. I know the tree isn't that stable but best odds it stay up a little while. The chocs would move on. Know if that lion really wants me it could climb up so I'd be f'ed but if that starts then I'd have to gauge a good time to jump onto the now lion less bank and grab that axe. I'd still likely die to the lion but I'd go down swinging.