No, that's actually why they do it. They see pets as being similar to slaves and they believe that it is better for the dogs and cats to be killed than to be "slaves".
I wonder if anyone has ever asked them what they would think if some 19th Century "abolitionist" was going around killing slaves as a way to "free" them.
That just it.... they don't think, so they probably wouldn't have any thoughts about that other than petulant rage that you'd dare ask them a question that makes them have actual thoughts
They strike when dog doesn’t have a watcher.
PETA is not a concern in Finland, but even so only place our dogs go free is fenced back yard, which has a gate that is always locked.
You know the ppl who Made Adventure time? This their new show. Less crazy but there was an EP where this lil fella turned into an overlord and called the Main heroine a pleasure clone. So still plenty insane.
The weirdest part about calling it new (to me, anyway) is that it ended the same year as Adventure Time.
If you watched the ending of Adventure Time, the ending of Bravest Warriors was only three and a half months later lol
It didn't say you can only do it once! Just keep pressing it until you get the option you want! Worst comes to worst you can just use all the money you got to become a cat girl anyway!
Bro this isn't a gacha game where there's a pity counter that guarantees your next 5-star after 90 pulls or something, you could theoretically actually go to infinity without getting the catgirl outcome (although that would be very unlikely, about as unlikely as a button that can turn you into a catgirl existing).
Hey, now let's not throw out the possibility that in the future humans would have found a way to genetically modify others (or themselves) for the sole reason of becoming catgirls.
Probabilities are unintuitive. Just like how flipping a fair coin twice doesn't always get you 1 head and 1 tail, pushing the button 100 times doesn't always give you 99 million dollars and turn you into a cat girl.
If you push the button 100 times and not become a cat girl that means you got a million dollars each time. There is a 99% chance each time to get a million dollars.
Since each button press doesn't influence the outcome of any other button press, we can multiply together the probabilities to calculate the chances of getting a million dollars 100 times in a row.
99% × 99% × 99%...= 0.99^100 which is about 0.366 or 36.6%. Meaning the probability of that NOT happening, ie at least one of the button presses turns you into a cat girl, is about 100%-36.6%=63.4%.
Btw you can't guarantee that you turn into a cat girl in a finite amount of presses. There is always a chance that all the button presses give you a million dollars.
Depends on if the rules of the button change when you become a catgirl. If the catgirl roll gets replaced with 1M, yes, you can press it twice and will have at least 1M. If the button breaks when you become a catgirl, you've got a 1% chance of never getting any money.
Yes, I already corrected the comment, but you reply *fast*. 😅 It can technically be either, since Heisenberg's uncertrainty principle is derived directly from Schrödinger's equation, but it does fit better.
Dude, if you became a cat girl and showed up irl, the government would kidnap you so fast.
Your life would just be endless experiments done on your body.
If the government doesn't get you, some rich, powerful person will get you.
Imagine you get kidnapped by some oil prince and are forced to become his sex slave for the rest of your life.
It's just not worth it.
Probably not that bad. There a couple of people in the world with horns. The most that is done is just a sample taking for medical study. You are not a danger as a catgirl, so you probably wouldn't get catnapped
Wdym you’re used to low chances of things. I have a 300% chance to Crit and deal 8x Crit damage on ever hit.
/s for the record. I know we’re talking drop chances.
What's funny is that, this specific individual?
That's a grown-ass woman who LARP as a catgirl,
So it's basically either get something, or just stay a normal dude/chick.
Don't forget if it's this specific character that you also get crippling depression so severe you think about jumping in front of a train rather than facing another day of doing your day job. You also kind of snap and decide to just live your life thereafter as a cat. And then you start dating a 16-year old highschool student as a 21-year old. And he's also currently dating like 30 other girls, too. Oh, but you do get a part-time job working at a factory... owned by your boyfriend's first girlfriend's 30-year old billionaire mom... who is also another of your boyfriend's girlfriends. (Yes, she had her daughter at 13.)
It's a rather... weird manga/anime.
If anyone's interested, the catgirl in question is from "The 100 girlfriends who really really really really really love you." It is peak, go watch/read it.
Either im getting cash or im becoming a catgirl and thus gain the ability to make videos that cover girls and cats at the same time and i will likely become a billionaire within a year.
What happens if you got the catgirl effect twice ?
You turn into a normal cat
Still good. Forever pets and can do nothing all day. No inflation, bills or anything to worry about, free food
*proceeds to get caught by PETA and euthanized*
isn't PETA the animal protection thing?
Yeah they do such a good job at protection they'll protect you from being alive.
Being dead is the best way to not get hurt.
No, that's actually why they do it. They see pets as being similar to slaves and they believe that it is better for the dogs and cats to be killed than to be "slaves".
I wonder if anyone has ever asked them what they would think if some 19th Century "abolitionist" was going around killing slaves as a way to "free" them.
That just it.... they don't think, so they probably wouldn't have any thoughts about that other than petulant rage that you'd dare ask them a question that makes them have actual thoughts
Put that on a resume.
Insane.
Can't argue with that.
Yesnt
They pretend to be. Their "shelters" have like 80+ euthanasia rating sometimes the same week they find the dogs
There have been cases of PETA stealing dogs from front yards to euthanize them.
Multiple.
Let them try and take my dog, I'll start an impromptu human euthanasia clinic in my front yard
They strike when dog doesn’t have a watcher. PETA is not a concern in Finland, but even so only place our dogs go free is fenced back yard, which has a gate that is always locked.
No it's a bestiality group that euthanize pets just because
Funnily enough that’s the goal of the cat girl in the picture
Might be good, my friends treat my cat better than they treat me 🥲
If you get it trice you ascend becoming the very concept of a cat
You turn into a girl
Let's combine both comments and say you split into both a cat and a girl.
still zero risk in this case)
You will turn into lvl 2 catgirl, slightly higher damage, and with little bit more revealing clothes
Ah yes. The all known mmorpg effect. The less the clothes cover the stronger the armor !
You become girl cat, which is a normal cat but with human tits
Catgirl^(2)
Who is this cute goober
You know the ppl who Made Adventure time? This their new show. Less crazy but there was an EP where this lil fella turned into an overlord and called the Main heroine a pleasure clone. So still plenty insane.
New??? this came out **12** years ago
Don't do this to me.
The inexorable flow of time never stops.
I'm being super annoying but you used it like a double negative--could say 'time is inexorable' or 'the inexorable march of time.'
yeah their "new" show would be Fiona and Cake lol
The weirdest part about calling it new (to me, anyway) is that it ended the same year as Adventure Time. If you watched the ending of Adventure Time, the ending of Bravest Warriors was only three and a half months later lol
Whats it called?
Bravest warriors
> This their new show lad, count the years
Thats catbug
His name is "MLP inflation", look it up
😨😨😨
Why did i do this?
You dare try to trick an average pyrocynical viewer? DONT RECITE THE WORDS TO ME WITCH, I WAS THERE WHEN IT WAS WRITTEN
Bravest warriors, cat bug
99% chance of making million. 1% chance of making million with extra steps.
Amazing that this 2sec gif just introduced me to an awesome show
I can imagine whatever the fuck that is sounding like a child.
 Catbug
99% chance of failure
It didn't say you can only do it once! Just keep pressing it until you get the option you want! Worst comes to worst you can just use all the money you got to become a cat girl anyway!
you have my upvote sir
as a xcom player, i like those odds
As an ex xcom player, I know that 99% hit chance can still miss....
*furiously pressing the button over and over again*
You can buy operation to turn into cat girl like how that one dude paid to turn into a dog
the OP Deep_Ask_6003 and Itchy-Choice-9755 are bots in the same network
Yeah, not worth
How many pulls are we talking about here?
1444 tries if you wish to have 100% chances to turn into a catgirl. At 1443 you only have 99.99%
Bro this isn't a gacha game where there's a pity counter that guarantees your next 5-star after 90 pulls or something, you could theoretically actually go to infinity without getting the catgirl outcome (although that would be very unlikely, about as unlikely as a button that can turn you into a catgirl existing).
Hey, now let's not throw out the possibility that in the future humans would have found a way to genetically modify others (or themselves) for the sole reason of becoming catgirls.
People can already do that I’m pretty sure
I don’t think so
> you could theoretically actually go to infinity without getting the catgirl outcome Also not how math works.
Did you read the rest of my comment where I turn that into a joke about how turning into a catgirl is (unfortunately) impossible?
Not how probabilities work
Maybe they found the pity sheet XD
He's joking. It is a joke.
A joke…in the wild? No
Exactly! You need to use a poisson distribution here.
I know I play gacha and hunt for pokemon shinies.
Tell that to OSRS
no, the number of tries is an exact number so isn't subject to rounding like that
The chance is never 100%, you could press the button an infinite number of times and not get it
Infinite is not correct
Not an infinite amount of times. If you press it an infinite amount of times you will get it lol.
I'd press 100 times
Then there's a 63.4% chance that you become a catgirl.
Binomial distributions moment
I fucking love binomial distributions X~B(100, 0.01)
I said 100 times, not 63.4 times
Probabilities are unintuitive. Just like how flipping a fair coin twice doesn't always get you 1 head and 1 tail, pushing the button 100 times doesn't always give you 99 million dollars and turn you into a cat girl. If you push the button 100 times and not become a cat girl that means you got a million dollars each time. There is a 99% chance each time to get a million dollars. Since each button press doesn't influence the outcome of any other button press, we can multiply together the probabilities to calculate the chances of getting a million dollars 100 times in a row. 99% × 99% × 99%...= 0.99^100 which is about 0.366 or 36.6%. Meaning the probability of that NOT happening, ie at least one of the button presses turns you into a cat girl, is about 100%-36.6%=63.4%. Btw you can't guarantee that you turn into a cat girl in a finite amount of presses. There is always a chance that all the button presses give you a million dollars.
Is it guaranteed to get a million tho?
The prob of you clicking 100 times and not getting $1M is 0,01^100 = 1x10^-200
Correct, it's also possible that you never get the million, though very unlikely.
Depends on if the rules of the button change when you become a catgirl. If the catgirl roll gets replaced with 1M, yes, you can press it twice and will have at least 1M. If the button breaks when you become a catgirl, you've got a 1% chance of never getting any money.
Google e
holy math
New equation just dropped
Actual calculators
call the mathematician
euler goes on vacation, never comes back
Euler's Day Off. Let's see what shenanigans he gets into.
Google probability
It is 63.4% because 100 - 99/100^100 = 36.6 approximately
By your logic, throwing a coin (50% chance to get tails per throw) twice will give you 100% chance to get tails.
Or in other words: It would be impossible to throw head or tails twice in a row.
It's both impossible and guaranteed to throw any outcome twice in a row. Schrödinger's math!
That sounds more like Schrödinger's Math
Yes, I already corrected the comment, but you reply *fast*. 😅 It can technically be either, since Heisenberg's uncertrainty principle is derived directly from Schrödinger's equation, but it does fit better.
yea and thats how probability works. 100 times with a 1% chance each does not equal a 100% chance. its not aditive
Probablities are hard
Is that a reference to the manga from which this cat girl comes from? 🙃
LET'S GO GAMBLING! +1 million AW DANG IT +1 million AW DANG IT +1 million AW DANG IT +1 million AW DA-
AW DA----N-NYA!?
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Become Cat Girl, start OnlyFans, Gain several million.
Even if you were conventionally unattractive youd still make bank off the curiosity of an actual catgirl.
All cat girls are conventionally attractive. That’s why I want to be one
Be the change you wish to see in the world, find the funding for an unethical genesplicing program.
Dude, if you became a cat girl and showed up irl, the government would kidnap you so fast. Your life would just be endless experiments done on your body.
That's why you need to push the button multiple times. You need that money to buy yourself through the American political system
If the government doesn't get you, some rich, powerful person will get you. Imagine you get kidnapped by some oil prince and are forced to become his sex slave for the rest of your life. It's just not worth it.
Oh my god, that's..... wait, will I get a chance to poison his soup?
Probably not that bad. There a couple of people in the world with horns. The most that is done is just a sample taking for medical study. You are not a danger as a catgirl, so you probably wouldn't get catnapped
Forget the government, there's tons of people with weird desires that would love to meet you
Spam until I get the 1% outcome. Seriously I play Warframe I'm used to low chances of things
As a Hypixel skyblock player I know the pain
I swear rngesus isn't real anymore 😪
Wdym you’re used to low chances of things. I have a 300% chance to Crit and deal 8x Crit damage on ever hit. /s for the record. I know we’re talking drop chances.
\*starts pushing nonstop
the risk is minimal, I would click hahaha
I mean you get a pretty good consolation price if you can't make the 1% win
What's funny is that, this specific individual? That's a grown-ass woman who LARP as a catgirl, So it's basically either get something, or just stay a normal dude/chick.
Don't forget if it's this specific character that you also get crippling depression so severe you think about jumping in front of a train rather than facing another day of doing your day job. You also kind of snap and decide to just live your life thereafter as a cat. And then you start dating a 16-year old highschool student as a 21-year old. And he's also currently dating like 30 other girls, too. Oh, but you do get a part-time job working at a factory... owned by your boyfriend's first girlfriend's 30-year old billionaire mom... who is also another of your boyfriend's girlfriends. (Yes, she had her daughter at 13.) It's a rather... weird manga/anime.
"Sir, please stop. You're already the richest man in the world. You're going to cause inflation at this point." "THIS IS STATISTICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!"
Meow
I don’t even care, I’m pressing that button
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
eggs, eggs everywhere
You called for us?
money or a fast way to money...
im pressing that thing until i hit that 1%
RRRRRRR OH DANG IT RRRRRRR OH DANG IT RRRRRRR OH DANG IT RRRRRRR OH DANG IT RRRRRRR OH DANG IT RRRRRRR OH DANG IT
no
Either way I’m winning 🏆 so hell yes!
Wait what’s the downside ? It looks suspicious, it’s too good to be real
red button always meant to be pressed
Can.... Can I take both please? 🥺
Press the button till it happens
Smash
I would press it 100 times
Win win I guess
So a chance to make a million, vs a chance to make millions if not more. Yeah, Imma pushing the button!
Lets go gambling
So bouth are good outcomes? Can i press it till i get the 1%aswell or what?
Darn I wanted to be a cat boy
Nothing we can do. Always the same. Either money or being a girl.
So either I get $1 million or I get the ability to make millions on the internet?
If you get the cat girl twice would you turn back?
You could literally earn hundreds of millions by becoming a cat girl. Or you'd become a lab rat... Cat. A lab cat.
I kinda don’t want to become a cat girl but if I do I can probably get a whole career of being a real cat girl
I hope i land on the 1% i dont care about the money
*Push* Dang it! *Push* Dang it! *Push* Dang it! *Push* Dang it! *Push* Dang it!
If anyone's interested, the catgirl in question is from "The 100 girlfriends who really really really really really love you." It is peak, go watch/read it.
Nekonari Tama 🐈
100 Kanojo is spreading even to non anime meme subs now. Love to see it. Also Tama is human, she just decided she wanted to be a cat instead.
Do I become a general catgirl or do I become Tama like in this picture?
Either all my problems get solved or I become less depressed, win-win
Same for me,also nice name
Meow meow motherfucker
Spam clicking For the money right For the money right?!
\*drumming the button like crazy\*
I would keep the button and press it until it breaks
Win wi situation
$99 million and become a cat girl...... Interesting
Nah, I'm good. I would if it were the other way around though
I'd press it. It's only 1% chance of success, but it's worth it, worst case scenario you have a million dollars.
I will push this button 100 times
1% chance of success,*I see*
Let's go gambling!!
how many times can i press it
🥚
I do
I push the button and get sad if I only get 1 million $ :(
Let me run this through my risk manager.
Become millionaire or become millionaire by onlyfans. There's zero risk here.
If she became cat girl I’m just sure there’s an only fans population for that and we’ll make that 1 mil up in no time.
Fuck it, clickety clackety pushing button with alacrity
"I know my luck!" CLICK! .....................Meow!
flip it and you got yourself a deal
Push like 5 times then that it.
How many times I can push it?
If I become a catgirl do I lose my money from previous attempts?
Either im getting cash or im becoming a catgirl and thus gain the ability to make videos that cover girls and cats at the same time and i will likely become a billionaire within a year.
Win Win situation, eh
Mommy I am scared
1% my ass. Everytime i have a 1% to die in ck i allways die.
Hey! The worst it can happen is win $1M
Either way, I'll be rich
Money
So 99% chance to get a million and a 1% chance to earn millions. Cause if I become a cat girl my first thing I’m doing is starting an onlyfans.