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[deleted]

There is no nine because Seven ate Nine. Rest In Peace Nine you are missed.


[deleted]

Badumts


Jjabrahams567

**i**Phone **X** **IX** Roman numeral for 9


PurpleGra1l

Missed opportunity there


FrostedBadge564

No seven was a registered six offender and he scared 9 away.


Cacti_with_a_glock

Fucking cannibal


arjunindia

Isn't that the actual reason as per Microsoft lol


SnooOnions6824

Defund punc creators


Grammar_N4zi_

Ligma balls


[deleted]

Why is 6 afraid of 7? cuz 789


ElectroFlame_

-_-


Agile-Technician-342

dam you said it first


[deleted]

It’s because 6 and 9 doing something


Anxious_Jellyfish216

96, wait their in an argument with no speaking terms.


legends_never_die_1

69


Agile-Technician-342

>There is no nine because Seven ate Nine. Rest In Peace Nine you are missed. r/woosh


de-lollige-man

r/itswooooshwith4os


Agile-Technician-342

r/wooooooooshwith8os


I-took-your-oranges

They never have 9 because people wont buy it, but wait for the 10th model because they think that will be a bigger change. Kinda makes sense from a manufacturer point of view.


SnowySupreme

For apple it was cause of their 10th anniversary of the iphone. For windows they prob wanted windows 10 to be the last version and wanted a more natural number for a last number. I think they changed their mind or smtn


bigbrownbanjo

I’m pretty sure with Windows at least they used convenient excuses to not worry about old code with ~ version = 9% for all the old windows OS.


RickMuffy

That's what I was told. Easier to parce for Windows 9x than it was worth making changes from 95 to 98


Ok-Lobster-919

Windows 95 and 98 were often referred to as Windows 9x, Windows 9x programs are most definitely not compatible with Windows 10+


Kick_The_Sexy

So from what I understand, windows 9 doesn’t exist because Programs will get confused with it being windows 95 or 98


codechimpin

For windows it was a technical reason. Bunch of old apps identified versions 95 an 98 by “if OS starts with Windows 9*”. They felt it easier to simply skip 9 than deal with the fallout.


ZoxinTV

And then they release Windows 11 for no reason and pester me to update as if my own OS is adware on my system. "No, Microsoft, I don't want to update to a brand new OS right when it's released and have a shit ton of my applications not work."


30p87

I wouldn't buy windows and iPhones anyway lol


codechimpin

Such a rebel.


itsme_shibintmz

What about 9th gen intel Processor?


Mechagodzilla_3

I have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two 45s, one with cheese and a large soda


BlindSixx

What a game


BONEPUNNER99

Big smoke’s order gta Sant Andreas


MasKedLightning

He was saying it was a good game not asking what game it was smh


BONEPUNNER99

Ohh, I misread their comment


HexaBurger

Ayo big smoke on reddit


RacheGhawrilla

What a nice game


UpbeatAstronaut962

They saved the 9 for the iPhone se 2


[deleted]

And then didn't use it


SnowySupreme

For apple it was cause of their 10th anniversary of the iphone. For windows they prob wanted windows 10 to be the last version and wanted a more natural number for a last number. I think they changed their mind or smtn


CharlesOberonn

For windows it's because Windows95 is saved in their code as Windows9 already.


trytreddit

Number Nine Man uRInates on fellow pASSenger


FifteenthVoyager

The shadow realm


ILikeTurtals228

7 8 9


Effective-Avocado470

Ringo ruined that number for everyone


NathDritt

Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9 number 9, number 9, number 9 number 9, number 9, number 9 number 9, number 9, number 9 number 9, number 9, number 9 number 9, number 9, number 9


TimersTime

turn me on dead men


LargeFriend5861

I'll have two number 9's


AzGames08

Windows 9X (Windows 95 & 98) It would confuse stupid people.


[deleted]

Windows start music played in background


AzGames08

What you're probably thinking of is the Windows XP earrape version startup noise. The 9X had (personally) pretty weird startup noise.


[deleted]

shush dont break my dream of every windows version having xp startup sound


AzGames08

Download something called startup sound changer and that way you can change your startup sound.


[deleted]

thANK YOU DO MUHCB OMG


[deleted]

Yes, 95 was still fine but 98 was pathetic


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NeonCrow69

And number 4 filming this video


Joloxsa_Xenax

Samsung jumped from 10 to 20


BeginningConclusion6

Because it goes well with the launch year. S20 2020, S21 2021, S22 2022...


Joloxsa_Xenax

Yes


[deleted]

As a person with an s20 I can confirm


Euclid_14

Because '9' sounds like 'No' so they didn't use it.


[deleted]

proof?


Reibii

I made it up(still valid)


[deleted]

good proof bro


Euclid_14

Nein


[deleted]

still waitin for that proof mayte


Euclid_14

There is 9 proof I'm sorry


[deleted]

noooooooooooooo


TectonRax

99999999999*


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HulluHapua

One theory I've often had of why they skip the number 9 has mostly been that 9 has similar spelling to nein which is no in German.


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[deleted]

Reminder that there was no iPhone 2 or 3 either


adheison

iPhone 2G, iPhone 3GS ?


KevKedro

Velocity-9 from The Flash. Cisco even says "Damn, that's a sexy name!". It really is just a sexy name...


[deleted]

The gods are displeased at having their number ignored.


Eren-Yeagermeister

Anyone else hear Stan playing in the background?


[deleted]

i will have 2 Number 9s , a Number 9 large , a Number 6 with extra dip , a Number 7, 2 Number 45s one with cheese and a large soda


WillSmith100

Soo true


5v3n_5a3g3w3rk

Well there are two reasons why there is no windows 9, first there is, it was for things like ATMs (wasn't call win9 so doesn't count) Second some programs could be confused because there is win 95 and win 98


Ultimate_Grumpy

number nine with extra dip


DeathKing69

It's cause 7 8 9


OutrageousBTW

ill have 2 number 9s a number 9 large with extra dip two number 45s one with cheese and a large soda


annoyingincognito

9 is lucky


YoungMaster720

Nah the two number 9s got taken away by big smoke


Omeronnder

I'll have two number 9's 😳


__VaibhavSharma__

I am that number 9 in every category


[deleted]

Samsung had some 9s. That shit was awesome.


mykoysmaster

A number 9 large


Professional_Date775

It's because 7 eat 9, isn't it?


andester101

Coz 7 ate 9


Its-Spectral

Don’t forget about the galaxy s11


Ok-Rooster-9328

its because 7 eight 9


IcemanZ

Looking at this on my OP9+ , It's okay number 9.


AliKh-86

Just turn your iPhone 6 upside down and it’ll be iPhone 9 “ magic”


willmstroud

The number nine sounds like the word for suffering, agony, and torture in Japanese.


Sad-Zebra503

A number nine large, a number six with extra dip, two number forty fives, and a large soda


anantharamashok

Meanwhile Chad Samsung to 9: Dont worry buddy. i got ur back Later introduces Galaxy S9


Typ00n1

Number 1 🤨


Notlixgild69

69


sachinpandeyatd

r/savevideobot


Eichberg

at some point in the future archeologists want to interpret why it was like this and they will conclude "the english pronounciation of the number 9 sounded similar to the german word 'nein', or 'no' and therefore was seen as a bad omen for consumerism. out of fear, customers just say 'nein' to that generation of product, they skipped number 9"


Level34MafiaBoss

Seven ate nine!


your____________mom

So finally we know what x stands for. Equations are no longer needed!


rikhil-

Samsung used the 9 for the s9 and note 9, but they were playing the long game so that after the 10 series they can skip to 20 to match with the year or release.


[deleted]

Number 9, number 9, number 9.... \*backwards piano sounds\* \*ballroom music\* \*orchestral music\* ...a little bit older and a little bit slower... \*street sounds\* \*orchestral music\* Hahahaha! Number 9, number 9, number 9... RIIIIIGGHHHHT! RIIIIIIIIGHHTTTTTT!


villevalter

Its beacause big smoke already ordered ” ill have two number nine’s”


yapauh_

Btw windows 9 does exist


Goggo_bo

We don't talk about nine


rablevc

Samsung Galaxy S9?


[deleted]

Big Smoke got the number nines


fathem3

nine never sounded good anyways


[deleted]

Why everyone skipping 9


umarmg52

Galaxy s9 with more sales than the s10 :/


alba4k

I think that's because it's considered an unlucky number in many asian countries


JEd990

I read somewhere a while ago that for Apple it had something to do with Asian populations but I could be totally wrong. Can someone confirm?


President-X

Why did I think this guy was sliding down a street at full speed on that chair.


PatriotikK

*Nein*


Available-Smile-5585

🤣🤣


L1ZLe-

Because 369 are out of the game


Ninethethotslayer

Hey, I like that number ☹


Kingof2007

*John Lennon beet wif out of angre*


CouchChipGamingYT

Th iPhone SE is technically number 9


RAGE_Quit_04

Big smoke already took number 9


BadWolf_Is_MyMummy

Number nine. Number nine. Number nine.


justhjr

For a second I thought we were talking about the Number 9 from Grim Fandango lmao


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[deleted]

There was a Samsung galaxy s9 and note 9


Nezer_pogbro

NUMBER 12. CO


[deleted]

They may not have used 9, but Big Smoke definitely does


YesLAdz

The fog bout to get this man


Aware_Doubt_3337

Hello darkness my old friend


TSF_Flex

Welp as we all know 789


orgilerd

the most painful number is 2 in the valve


RacheGhawrilla

Number nine, number nine large , number six extra dip


RRPgames

Is maybe because of the 9th symphony curse?


Shadow69sha

Nine nine


bandito-dorito64

He was eaten by 7


ShubhamManna

69 is incomplete without 9 and I am the 6


Yagami-69

There is no number 9 because.............big smoke ate 2 number 9's


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u/savevideo


Monish_monnat

beacuse if they made the number 9 the bloody tik tok people would make 69 from it, and attract like 2 billion kids hence they skipped the number 9 lol


Kraymerman

It's been really hard for everyone since 9 passed. It's been especially hard on 7. They're never going to be able to forgive themselves for the psychotic break that cost 9 their life.


BigDickMgee690

Large


pffggguu123

9 years old 9 is sucks


Historical_Risk_360

Bro gonna make a comeback


EXTRMLY

Fun fact: Apple skipped iPhone 9 because the iPhone X was a huge improvement from the 8.


Training_Tie2615

Bc 7 ate 9


Jack2Basics_

That feeling when 9 is your lucky number... 💀


disturb_me

9: what did i do wrong


Not_Chris17

Windows 8?


N4V33D_

Big smoke ate all the number 9s


Mf214

Big smoke ate it


Sultan_Gordo

you didnt know...........big smoke ate them


dubzib

Number 9


ImmortalDawn666

Nein


Sagar_Kasvankar

Just like pep guardiola teams. (But not anymore)


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mari kart 9