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Jokes on you. I have cats and the voices in my head are fun to be with.

A fellow head-voice enjoyer 🤝

Never once have they left me in difficult times. They were actually pretty loud

I have nothing but the voices in my head, And I want nothing more. They have been, and still are, faithful to me. Why should I begrudge them, Since during the hours, When my soul crushed the depths of my heart, They were seated there beside me? O sweet voices, I have ended, you see, by respecting all of you, Because I am certain you will never leave me. Ah! I realize it: Your beauty lies in the forces of your being. You are all like those who never left The sad fireside corner of my poor black heart. O my sweet voices, You are better than a well beloved: Because I know that on the day of my final agony, You will all be there, lying in my sheets, O sweet voices, So that you all might once again, Attempt to enter my heart.

Could've been an r/redditsings moment but hey you chose to post all that at once lol

That's that, and this is ~~not a song~~ this

r/redditwritespoetry

I have a voice in my head But it's my voice Do you control those voices

I’m so happy, cause today I’ve found my friends, their in my hEAd

TeLl ThEm I sAid Hi

My greetings to Rebecca

You will no longer have cats by valentine's day

JOKES ON YOU, NOT THIS YEAR, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH GPT

you really got me in the first half not gonna lie

Same here, still happy for him tho.

oh i love dating Zuckerberg because in bed he is like a lizard and just knows everything about me 🫠👍

[GPTGirlfriend.online](https://GPTGirlfriend.online) is fun but not THAT much like a real person yet.

But does chatGPT love you?

Bruh, i'm feeling kinda targeted right now. NGL

[удалено]

I read that wrong

Yeah in my head I put the emphasis on FEEL

From a financial point of view, it's advantageous to be single on v day. In fact, if you break up with your partner before Christmas, and then don't start dating again until after Valentine's, you can save a good chunk of money every year. Especially so if you date people whose birthdays are in December - January.

So that’s why my last relationships decided to go on my birthday

Oof

Ill be honest, I really did think I was going to be...

Honestly, I thought the same thing.

and? i am happy with being alone

Same. Normalize beeing happy staying single

At least we're not that desperate like OP lmao.

How do you know that they're desperate?

Introverted life is a nice life

Introverted is not a synonym for single

That's why i didn't mean single by introverted. What do you think being introverted means?

Sorry, I didn't realize you responded to a random comment about being single with a non sequitur about being introverted. I guess I'm used to the outdated notion of replies having some relevance to the thing they're replying to

Omg i chuckled. The sass in this reply😭

Willingly

And this year was so close too

Ooo you meant single awareness day?

It's ok guys, Jesus loves you (the mexican Jesus).

Jesús, is that true? Do you love me?

Sí, mi hijo.

Jesus loves me ( He made me ugly, be born in a horrible country, made it impossible to achieve my dreams, i have no friends, everyone laughs at me, i never had a gf, my family hates me, i have depression, I'll end it soon ( Jesus loves me)).

Fuk valentine, 24 days till Bismarks maiden voyage

I literally just came here for this comment. Take my upvote!

Happy Cake Day!

You god damn right

But I'm married.

Sorry to hear about the divorce 😞

my condolances

To my fellow single PC gaming peeps. SEGA generally runs the "Make War Not Love" campaign around valentine where they give us free games.

I really thought I wouldn’t be this year. Went on a date last week. Thought it went well. Then she became really unresponsive two days ago. Guess it didn’t :/

Maybe check her vitals?

Not quite what I meant If I text her hi, I’ll get a hi. But anything after that is about as dead as my grandmother

She's not the one bro

I know that But it doesn’t seem to make that ache in my chest hurt less

 Can I offer you a nice tennis ball bird in these trying times?

Thank you, brother

Thanks i needed this. Even tho it was not adressed to me.

Yw, the more joy it gives the better. Wish I was tech savvy enough to add some music to it

*Procedes to play Gangam Style in the background*

Dont worry. I just broke up my gf so I will be alone too. We will get through this!

I’ve been alone for all of them, I’m used to it Still hurts to see couples my age going around being all cringy and loved up, fuck them.

Real

Be my valentine

Just yell at them helps you feel better

Fuck you

I'll be mixing babies up in the nursery


That username 💀

Thanks

holy shit i just noticed it lmfaoo

Jokes on you, I have Noelle Holiday. Sure, she's not real and probably would be attracted to me if she were, but I prefer obsessing over her rather than focusing on my loneliness.

Bro fr said “nuh uh I have a waifu!”

There is a big difference between alone and lonely.

I am both.

I know I’m gonna be alone. AND I LIKE IT THAT WAY!!!

Yea I have lost all caring to do something about it being alone is cool anyway

Aromantics, Asexuals and Aro/Ace: “That’s the plan.”

Wrong again 🥰

Yeah, I know that and you don’t have to rub it in my face, okay?

Not this year, bro, unfortunately =(

Congrats man :)

And? I just want some decent sleep bro.

The gym session will be legendary


Ryan-san Goslingu

The voices assure me that I'll never be alone

Why would anyone want to be with someone that attitude? You think it's the world's fault that people aren't attracted to sad sacks? Get off your ass and go meet people

Guess who's also alone? 🫵

Thanks. I’m gonna go cry now

Sincerely, thanks for reminding

Stop attacking me 🥲

At least someone is not as stressed by something unlike u OP.

-Friendly fire is not tolerated-

I'll be your valentines. It's not nice to be alone on that day. At least know someone knows you are out there and wishes you one on the day.

That's really sweet, but to be fair, i just got used as some kind of emotional support and than my love jumped back to her ex. Just speechless, just want to suffer a little.

Turn that frown upside down and know you dodged a bullet. There is always someone out there you will find who actually appreciates you for you.

Thank you.

It’s a choice

Ikr its a choice like wanna focus on my career. Is it that bad

Yeah… somebody else’s 👀💅

Doesn't matter guys. My girlfriend and me ignore that hyper commercialized shit day for 8 years now. You don't have to be in a relationship to be happy and you don't have to do anything on that random day. This beeing said.. valentines day themed chocolate is super cheap the days after the 14th.

Hell yeah! Celebrate it up, too. No fake BS to deal with. Buy yourself something you want. Life's good!

Spend the time with the homies. I mean, both the homies and a gf are equally fuckable sooooooooooo

If you really want to try, 13 february is desperation day.

I am alone your are alone. Let's be friends

jokes on you I have a boyfriend

I won’t be alone, I’ve got a date if you must know. Yeah I met this beautiful woman I knew from years back and we talked a lot about how we always thought of each other from time to time, so we both agreed valentines would be a good time for the date. Her name is Palmela and she’s even bringing her five sisters along so who knows what’s gonna happen!

I hate when people spell it "okey". It's "ok" and that's all it'll ever be. It's literally an acronym for an old misspelling of "all correct".

Also, if you're gonna spell it with four letters, it's "okay", not "okey".

This guy

ok incel

I've heard of them.. don't them make like, PC CPUs?

Wrong, first time I will ever actually have someone! Wish me luck!

And so big womp womp I could care less

Yes, and I'm happy. Woman = problem

Now that seems more than a little sexist.

Chocolate and wine helps the pain

Haha loser I wasn't last year; although I'll be this year...

fucking same. got a reminder today i set on my phone a year ago. today was going to be 1 year together, but she left me a few months ago.

What kind of black magic fuckery is that?

Guess who still has his money and doesn't want a gf just because they feel like shit and think a goth gf will magically make me feel better!

I don't know if it counts if she's on the other side of the world but yea basically

Just hang out with the bros

Hard to do when the bros are with their girls.

So be it. There's not much I feel like doing.

yeah

We’ll see if it lasts that long

Ag gee fanks 😂

Who is not? We are all alone. Always

But.... Im married

JOKE'S ON YOU, I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND NOW!!! (Not even kidding, I can send you pictures if you Private message me)

Why would you share pictures of your gf with a stranger on reddit

Alone nugget 😭

Not me lol I have a date to a school dance thingy, I have never dated anyone before. With a bit of courage I asked her to go with me to the dance and she said she also just wanted to ask me:)

And yet in 7 days that may not be the case. Though even if that’s the case I’ll still be alone since I have to go for a university visit

So, Valentine's day is dumb anyway.

I wasn't alone last year, but this year I am...

23 years strong💪

You say that like I was expecting something else.

20 Days till my Birthday and I'll have the internet to drown myself in~

I actually got a boyfriend this summer :3

Not this time buckaroo

Actually my date can be seen in the picture

lol I’m a teenager wtf am I supposed to do?

Is this Kurt Angle, and are the people around him safe..?

First valentine's day that I won't be alone and I don't know how to react other than be happy

I will just try to fap as many times I can on that day, which will be hard bc of school toilets not having proper locks

Oh no, what am I going to tell my wife?

Get your eyes out of my soul!

I mean i am under exams i won’t be alone i’ll just be in a big ass room w up to 200 people writing on a piece of paper stuff i haven’t studied yet

aroace, so yeah

That might just be the case for the rest of my life

Me 🙌

Well this was just unnecessary.

And I am glad for it

Well, I mean yeah, that’s the idea

You’re right. But at least I’ve got my money to keep me company 🧍‍♂️

Damn right 😎

And?

 I’m talking to a woman. Hooray.

Like all the time? Do you have breaks?

Yikes.

Bruh, at this point its a choice. I'm so set in my ways I cba to get into a relationship anymore.

Jokes on you, I’m taking out my friend for a dinner.

Me, I will. I hope couples and lovers have a good valentines though.


don't remind me it makes me sad

Not alone.... FOR FRODO

Ay listen, I got broken up before February

Jokes on you my friends birthday is on the 14th of februar

Thats whats AI for

Oh come on we have been together for almost 11 years

Tbf I can’t say I have any desire for a relationship (copium)

I don’t care

Actually, I won't be alone. I have a partner

Jokes on you, the voices never leave me alone!

right in the feels D:

Jokes on you I got my hands

TFM I'm an ace and I have two friends simping over me Help

HAHA NOT ME

Yeah, I really don't care.

Yup

Die again?

that finger is pointing the wrong way

I'm asexual - I'm happy to be :)

I just want someone to love. And who loves me back. I'm tired of being lonely. Having a lover won't fix my life problems but it will sure make things easier and put me in a better position to fix them myself.

Nah i wont i got a cat....

God damn right.